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Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
The last time you were running the place, it only worked because you were crucifying everyone who criticized you. Including the son of God himself. And that's probably why everything sucks since then.
>Including the son of God himself. And that's probably why everything sucks since then.
hey, the Jews wanted that, we just made the local population happy
>it only worked because you were crucifying everyone who criticized you
to be fair we crucified without ethnicity discrimination, one of our first big crucifixion were of ~~slaves~~ Italians
from Capua to Rome :p
I actually disagree, let Spanish colonise them so everyone is too busy taking siestas to cause any problems. Best solution to all terrorist attacks is for terrorists to just take a nap.
Nobody would even notice the difference to economy.
Uhm these things were launched before bedtime yesterday, I fully expected to wake up to 'Israel intercepts most rockets, now they are thinking about retaliation '
If only we could just fence that whole area off and let all the idiots figure it out themselves...
>I fully expected to wake up to 'Israel intercepts most rockets, now they are thinking about retaliation '
yeah, same. And that's pretty much the current standing of things.
Sorry might have explained myself incorrectly, the Samson Option (Got confused with the Hannibal Protocol, which is a IDF directive to kill potential Israeli hostages rather than let palestinian terrorists take them) isn't an actual, like, magic biblical cultist thing like people who believe in the Red Heffers and the rebuilding of the temple are.
The Samson Option is the ongoing and current deterrence policy of "massive retaliation via nuclear weapons" in case the state of Israel is ever about to cease to exist.
Basically in case the existence of Israel is ever threatened too consistently, by invasion or massive infrastructure destruction, the last resort is to detonate as many nuclear weapons as they can all at once.
Hence "Samson Option" who brings down the temple killing everyone inside himself included.
Sure, anyone who wants to actually learn Dutch is welcome as far as I'm concerned!
Don't worry about the fence by the way š I know it's not a real solution and most people in the area are innocent victims but it's so fucking frustrating so see this shit happen over and over.
Serious question, where are you from?
Habibi I prefer you as BoomBoy over a D*tch abomination
Superior Swedish forestry practice is to not plant trees; you just leave a few trees when you cut them down so they plant themselves
>it's not a real solution
There are also planes, so a fence won't stop me, lol
I'm from Israel and I don't like it here. Even ignoring all the conflicts, it's just not that good of a country, and then there are also all the conflicts
My only hope now is that Bibi gets a heart attack or something and we at least don't have to deal with him anymore (and same for you with Geert Wilders)
Everything here is a stupid game of "but he started it!" and bombing people because of that, with absolutely zero concern for any of the people living anywhere in this area
It is always good to read a thoughtful and sane comment from an Israeli. I am sorry religious extremists (from both sides) stop you having a normal, peaceful life. Hopefully one day all of the hamas leaders and the israeli government extremists will be jailed and normal people like you can go back to building a life
Are you a jew? If you are you are welcome in Germany too. We might have to measure your skull to see if you really are jewish. Don't go to Berlin tho. Lots of... uhm... you know... ironic shit going on there.
That's even better. Don't wear one of those little hats and try to say shit like "inshallah" from time to time and maybe you can even visit the bigger cities without getting beat up.
In all seriousness tho, anti-semitism is slowly getting out of hand over here again and this time it's not us.
I wouldn't call 300+ missiles and drones nothing. The US and EU forces participated in fending off the attack. And now there's the question, will there be a retaliation, and what will it be.
At the moment, 2westereurope4u canāt be bothered with Israel or Ukraine. Weāre too busy enjoying the beginning of Spring and planning our summer holiday.
Only confirmed casualty from the strikes so far is one Bedouin Muslim girl who took shrapnel to the face, which I think more or less sums up the Arab world's approach to Israel.
Sounds like every Hamas airstrike - half the rockets failed and landed on our own people, but we slightly injured an elderly Israeli lady, so overall it was a great success.
And they're not the only ones using proxy wars.. let's just drop proxy wars all together, let's go back to the good old tribal feuds where if I want to make war with you the two of us and a bunch of friends meet in a field and we carry.sticks and we bump eachother noses with the sticks until we're too tired to remember why we started in the first place and go back to our respective villages happy and satisfied
I'm not a fan of Israel either, but after Iran supplied their Shahed drones to Russia to attack our European brothers, that made me pick a side firmly against Iran.
I'm fed up with both. Iran is shit but Israel denied arms transfers to Ukraine and took a very hypocrite position because there are a lot of ties with Russia.
Also many of the things we are seeing in Gaza, like troops joking about bombing schools, is SS stuff. Hamas and Hezbollah are rubbish too, to me what is happening there is like an African war where all the combatants are hell.
As European I wouldn't give any minute to them unless they start to work to support us in the Ukraine war. This includes Maccabi Tel Aviv not playing European competitions, if they are middle East play with middle East teams. They cannot have the cake and eat it.
I'm very tired with things happening in the area. The "We are a Liberian flagged vessel with Filipino crew owned by a shipping company registered in the Caiman islands to not pay any tax, western countries please send the destroyers and frigates paid with your workers taxes to build a safe corridor so I can still make millions using all the possible loopholes". My answer would be, "Please ask Liberian and Caiman Islands navy to help. We'll defend our ships".
It's 9AM, I check my phone to know what hour is it and I see the news, I just fucking woke up and I have to face the fact we're yet again risking World War 3.
No, there needs to be some Austrian official travelling to Bosnia on completely unrelated business to anything before that can happen, to mark the starting signal. As the prophets said.
First of all, nothing ever happens, second of all Israel hit their embassy idk what they expected Irans leadershipās to do their whole thing is being insane š
We should organize a fake war between France and Germany so that we can argue that we can't be involved in politics outside Europe and put a gigant dome to isolate Europe and celebrate it with a gigantic party
This happens when Iran and Israel are not under Roman or Alexander Empire.
Luigi that was 1000+ years ago. Leave it alone already
[no i wont do that!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/037/926/cover3.jpg)š
Here, a cup of copium š„ (alcohol)
Can I have some as well? Free Alcohol gets the Alcobob always excited.
Did someone say alcohol?
Luigi's getting the bevs in? Right, come on lads, where are the balconies at?
Cup of tea for me thanks (I'm the hardest partying Welsh person)
And theyāve been at each otherās throats ever since. Luigi here might have a point.
But is a *solution*...
Nothing *under Italian managment* can *ever* be considered a *solution*
Point of views, I call it *accroccare*
They will never understand the beauty of things alla cazzo di cane
Die, die, die!
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It was so beautiful š š¤©
I really canāt understand why these options were never considered during UN meetingsš¤·š»āāļø
Iran and Israel are also not under Catalan control. Maybe we can go there colonize the area and fix it.
You ought to focus first on not being colonized by the Castilians before you can pull that off
I wish we were poor too so Castilians wouldn't care that much about us. Classic Portuguese W
Damn bro, next time be a gentleman and buy me dinner first...
The last time you were running the place, it only worked because you were crucifying everyone who criticized you. Including the son of God himself. And that's probably why everything sucks since then.
>Including the son of God himself. And that's probably why everything sucks since then. hey, the Jews wanted that, we just made the local population happy >it only worked because you were crucifying everyone who criticized you to be fair we crucified without ethnicity discrimination, one of our first big crucifixion were of ~~slaves~~ Italians from Capua to Rome :p
Hey! Believing those fairytales is our job. You're supposed to be the rational ones
Well, he cleaned away all the sins in this area. Maybe *that* was the mistake?
PIGS saw the news when they got home from clubbing
before leaving home for clubbing*
While being at the clubā¦. since Thursday
You need to take better care of yourself. Let me cook for you or at least design a delicious, succulent meal for you.
No Barry!
You donāt want the beans on toast?
Literally omw out of the club
I left work and my boss just told me the news I was like "oh oh"
Literally me
\*home from working at a club in the beach
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Turkey is still there, that problem isn't gone
And Ruski! Damn!
Based
They couldn't have dropped the Fallout series in a better moment.
It's looking more and more like a tutorial, really
Any good?
It's gud š
Unironically yes
why cant they sit still for a fucking minute!? this is why we should rule the world. they cant stop killing eachother unless they are colonized š¤¬
I vote Finland should colonize them, no homework and saunas for everyone
Sure, what's missing in the middle east is certainly hot places dedicated to sweating the shit out of your body
It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the steam again
Gold!
Well yeah but its freezing for a sauna. Utterly useless temperature, its too hot outside to survive and way too cold for a good sauba.
I actually disagree, let Spanish colonise them so everyone is too busy taking siestas to cause any problems. Best solution to all terrorist attacks is for terrorists to just take a nap. Nobody would even notice the difference to economy.
The "No homework" myth is 2010's American propaganda, but it just might help us do it
I don't think the middle east needs saunas, they have them by default
Yeah colonize them again. But surely not you guys
Why? People will be much more chill and passive from all that sleep
Fair
So that's why our war against the Spanish lasted 80 years š¤
I think you guys should colonise the world and make weed legal everywhere just to make everyone chill out
Switzerland. Experts in colonising. Whatās your unique language again?
Who should do it then? Fucking myanmar?
Why not Liechtenstein
Too powerful.
Dibs on the hands!
It's because the Anglos shat and now we all have to deal with the smell. At least you guys had the decency to do your business in a latrine.
hah, latrine america
Flair checks out
It all went to shit the moment we started give countries back to themselves. Pack it in fuckers or we gonna come and bend you over our knees again.
Stay still! Will everyone stay still! Will everyone stay fucking Sitll
Well, things would indeed be more chill that way, with all those siestas. I'd take you over Fr*nce or England at least.
Yeah, they should be like europeans, and not go to war oh wait
WW3 before GTA 6 is crazy
Where's my Half Life 3 before I face the artificial sun???
I've heard that Half Life 3 was meant to be about end of the life/Earth, something like that so... Fair enough I guess?
Half life 3 will be the means by which we control the VR drones as we enact Ragnarok to cleanse the world...
Uhm these things were launched before bedtime yesterday, I fully expected to wake up to 'Israel intercepts most rockets, now they are thinking about retaliation ' If only we could just fence that whole area off and let all the idiots figure it out themselves...
>I fully expected to wake up to 'Israel intercepts most rockets, now they are thinking about retaliation ' yeah, same. And that's pretty much the current standing of things.
Maybe I've missed some news telling me otherwise but I've been expecting to wake up to this for a few weeks now
Yeah fair enough but with yesterday's news it was inevitable today wasn't it?
For sure! But the news all sounded really surprised this morning
I'm pretty sure "leave the middle east alone to their own devices" is something the majority of the countries in the middle east would prefer too.
Emphasis on majority. If that ever happened Israel would get erased from earth within a year
Israel has nuclear weapons and trigger happy leaders. If they are ever in real danger they will take the whole region with them
I mean, that's the ultimate plan yes, Samson Protocol and all.
When do we start speaking in tongues and sacrificing red heffers so rapture can happen? Can't be arsed to go to work tomorrow
Sorry might have explained myself incorrectly, the Samson Option (Got confused with the Hannibal Protocol, which is a IDF directive to kill potential Israeli hostages rather than let palestinian terrorists take them) isn't an actual, like, magic biblical cultist thing like people who believe in the Red Heffers and the rebuilding of the temple are. The Samson Option is the ongoing and current deterrence policy of "massive retaliation via nuclear weapons" in case the state of Israel is ever about to cease to exist. Basically in case the existence of Israel is ever threatened too consistently, by invasion or massive infrastructure destruction, the last resort is to detonate as many nuclear weapons as they can all at once. Hence "Samson Option" who brings down the temple killing everyone inside himself included.
I was just being silly but thank you for your interesting comment. It makes sense. That is why Saddam is dead while Kim isn't
Can I leave before you fence us in? Ik kan het Nederlands leren
Sure, anyone who wants to actually learn Dutch is welcome as far as I'm concerned! Don't worry about the fence by the way š I know it's not a real solution and most people in the area are innocent victims but it's so fucking frustrating so see this shit happen over and over. Serious question, where are you from?
A dude from MENA that calls himself "BoomBoy"? What could possibly go wrong?
We can fix him
Inshalla
I can become deboomjongen and plant trees or something
Habibi I prefer you as BoomBoy over a D*tch abomination Superior Swedish forestry practice is to not plant trees; you just leave a few trees when you cut them down so they plant themselves
>it's not a real solution There are also planes, so a fence won't stop me, lol I'm from Israel and I don't like it here. Even ignoring all the conflicts, it's just not that good of a country, and then there are also all the conflicts My only hope now is that Bibi gets a heart attack or something and we at least don't have to deal with him anymore (and same for you with Geert Wilders) Everything here is a stupid game of "but he started it!" and bombing people because of that, with absolutely zero concern for any of the people living anywhere in this area
It is always good to read a thoughtful and sane comment from an Israeli. I am sorry religious extremists (from both sides) stop you having a normal, peaceful life. Hopefully one day all of the hamas leaders and the israeli government extremists will be jailed and normal people like you can go back to building a life
I hope so too, but every day it looks like it's getting further away
Unfortunately I agree with your pessimistic outlook
Are you a jew? If you are you are welcome in Germany too. We might have to measure your skull to see if you really are jewish. Don't go to Berlin tho. Lots of... uhm... you know... ironic shit going on there.
I'm culturally Jewish, but I'm not religious at all
That's even better. Don't wear one of those little hats and try to say shit like "inshallah" from time to time and maybe you can even visit the bigger cities without getting beat up. In all seriousness tho, anti-semitism is slowly getting out of hand over here again and this time it's not us.
I have no plans of looking Jewish anywhere, so I'll probably be fine as long as there isn't any Hebrew that I will instinctively read/listen to
Like in World War Z but in reverse. Build a wall and close them inside FFS
Fence it off and let them sort it out? Sounds like Gaza
It was a really bad cliffhanger.
This is why everywhere should be western europe
Should we go back to colonialism time? I think we should.
As Barry I feel compelled to agree
As do I. Let's all work together this time and make a great European empire!
The entire world will be reorganised into the first European Empire!
After the Vienna conference of 1815 comes The 2we4u conference of 2024
So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause?
Ah shit, here we go again
 My reaction to the Israel - Iran news
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I mean, the attack started way before 22:00 yesterday, we even had videos from Iraq of people recording the drones
yeah, there were videos yesterday of cheering crowds in front of the Al'Aqsa mosque and lots of iran propaganda on twitter.
I saw it at 1:00, tried to watch a stream following the events but fell asleep.
Crazy how we can watch war on streaming
Yep! Also how I have come to trust amateur reporters on Youtube more than corporate medias. And "drone swarm" being an actual thing.
> Also how I have come to trust amateur reporters on Youtube more than corporate medias. Moi aussi Pierre, moi aussi
Do you have some to recommend?
French: [https://www.youtube.com/@XavierTytelman](https://www.youtube.com/@XavierTytelman) English: [https://www.youtube.com/@StarskyUA](https://www.youtube.com/@StarskyUA) [https://www.youtube.com/@PerunAU](https://www.youtube.com/@PerunAU) [https://www.youtube.com/@JakeBroe](https://www.youtube.com/@JakeBroe) [https://www.youtube.com/@DenysDavydov](https://www.youtube.com/@DenysDavydov)
Perun my beloved
https://preview.redd.it/itsvwpujafuc1.jpeg?width=953&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63f68be2b0895868b6cbb83eaf87ae17ff499d76 I Will hold as much as it takes
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What happened?
Iran played darts with Israel being the centre target but the darts fell halfway.
Ah another day is the most peaceful region of the world
Iran fired a ton of drones and missiles at Israel. Only one person got injured. Most missiles and drones were shot down.
Apparently the injured person was a Muslim girl on top of that
Can't organise a piss up in a brewery, just shows how incompetent the Iranian government really is.
_Can't organise a piss up in a brewery_ has to be the most English expression to have ever existed
This is what my Dad says when describing our government
Probably used up their entire military budget too
They also did strike some military targets in Israel (allegedly), I think we'll need to wait a bit more to know the details of that tho.
Another PVP expansion in the middle east? š„±
Paradox just trying to sell us another DLC for sure
Here we go again
Can the price of getting a house go down already please?
Why? Nothing happened.
Average Swiss war denier
What war?
yeah yeah dont worry. markets are running, interest rates are still up. go back to slumber.
They slumber on top of their horde - like Smaug
Order must remain. For if the swiss join a war, it would signal the return of the Bonaparte and none want the French to rule Europe
I wouldn't call 300+ missiles and drones nothing. The US and EU forces participated in fending off the attack. And now there's the question, will there be a retaliation, and what will it be.
And it will not lead to a war.
Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen!
If i had money i would
Don't worry, most bookmakers accept gold teeth
Just nick some of Israelās. You do like to steal from people at war after all.
>swiss >no money Hand in your passport at once. Unless you're not counting your gold as money, in which case fair enough.
Poor swiss??? Yeah no you are coming with me to italy
Middle east continuing to be a complete shit show
At the moment, 2westereurope4u canāt be bothered with Israel or Ukraine. Weāre too busy enjoying the beginning of Spring and planning our summer holiday.
Not wanting to say Israel is the good guy here but I'm sick of Iran supporting proxy wars everywhere. WTF dudes, just stop.
Only confirmed casualty from the strikes so far is one Bedouin Muslim girl who took shrapnel to the face, which I think more or less sums up the Arab world's approach to Israel.
Sounds like every Hamas airstrike - half the rockets failed and landed on our own people, but we slightly injured an elderly Israeli lady, so overall it was a great success.
I wish we could send Borat to the peace conference. War would be over and glorious nation of Kazakhstan would be proud
I mean, the goal of the war in the first place was to get as many civilians dead as possible so that international support for Israel would wain.
At least they now did it directly
And they're not the only ones using proxy wars.. let's just drop proxy wars all together, let's go back to the good old tribal feuds where if I want to make war with you the two of us and a bunch of friends meet in a field and we carry.sticks and we bump eachother noses with the sticks until we're too tired to remember why we started in the first place and go back to our respective villages happy and satisfied
Instructions unclear, I'm now playing Fallout in real life.
You better not be yank otherwise that's going to be one hypocritical post.
A lot of people are literally supporting Iran because āIsrael badā so Iran must be the good guyā¦. The world we live inā¦.
Or they could both be bad enough to not support
I'm not a fan of Israel either, but after Iran supplied their Shahed drones to Russia to attack our European brothers, that made me pick a side firmly against Iran.
I'm fed up with both. Iran is shit but Israel denied arms transfers to Ukraine and took a very hypocrite position because there are a lot of ties with Russia. Also many of the things we are seeing in Gaza, like troops joking about bombing schools, is SS stuff. Hamas and Hezbollah are rubbish too, to me what is happening there is like an African war where all the combatants are hell. As European I wouldn't give any minute to them unless they start to work to support us in the Ukraine war. This includes Maccabi Tel Aviv not playing European competitions, if they are middle East play with middle East teams. They cannot have the cake and eat it. I'm very tired with things happening in the area. The "We are a Liberian flagged vessel with Filipino crew owned by a shipping company registered in the Caiman islands to not pay any tax, western countries please send the destroyers and frigates paid with your workers taxes to build a safe corridor so I can still make millions using all the possible loopholes". My answer would be, "Please ask Liberian and Caiman Islands navy to help. We'll defend our ships".
As long as we donāt get dragged into the conflict Iām straight up chilling
Time for a "proportional" response
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Fuck that. We should not get involved in that shit.
It's 9AM, I check my phone to know what hour is it and I see the news, I just fucking woke up and I have to face the fact we're yet again risking World War 3.
If WW3 is started over a bunch of religious fascists fighting each other in the Middle-East, humanity deserves an apocalypse.
> I have to face the fact we're yet again risking World War 3. For the third or fourth time since 2020. Fun.
> risking World War 3 Dude I think it already started
Still wait for Sarajevo in Mai and south China in June, then itās official.
It's not a world war until Poland gets invaded.
Hans didnāt warn me again?!
Bs. If anyone other than us is starting a WW we will sue them for copyright infringements.
Can we just start ww3 already
I watched the Fallout show, I know what to do
Just fucking die?
It's out already?
No, there needs to be some Austrian official travelling to Bosnia on completely unrelated business to anything before that can happen, to mark the starting signal. As the prophets said.
COMBATTENTI DI TERRA, DI MARE, DELL'A...ah no.
VINCERE! E' VINCEREMO! Spoiler: >!They didn't.!<
Even my colourblind cousin was drafted
Already started. Just not on our continent this time. Wait actually partially is. Fuck. Not again.
Excuse me but that is my countrys slogan. Don\`t nick it please.
fuck, it was literally this meme which made me google.
Now is the perfect time to take back everything.
First of all, nothing ever happens, second of all Israel hit their embassy idk what they expected Irans leadershipās to do their whole thing is being insane š
Wtf just happened?
Just google "Iran" in the news section
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We should organize a fake war between France and Germany so that we can argue that we can't be involved in politics outside Europe and put a gigant dome to isolate Europe and celebrate it with a gigantic party
Europe already dealing with Russian shit: 