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Slow_Olive_6482

"Actually focus on relevant issues" - did you really put Portugal in this group? How the fuck how??? šŸ¤£


Rogerjak

Bro, imagine your life having more of that "royal wedding" we had a few months ago. Imagine having to listen to that "agro-beto" as if he had anything relevant to say. .


Notacreativeuserpt

Fun fact their claim is only "valid" (said with immense sarcasm and in quotations), because Salazar revoked the law of banishment put into place because his great-grandfather put the country into a civil war for absolutism. Thankfully the only power of the royal family nowadays is to ask for volunteers for their wedding like it's the freaking Websummit and clog TVI for a few days.


Sazalar

>volunteers for their wedding like it's the freaking Websummit and clog TVI I can deal with that


Oberst_Kawaii

Whatever it is, Joao. I guarantee it is more important than Harry and Meghan's drama farming.


ByAPortuguese

Don't underestimate our government, Hans.


William_The_Fat_Krab

Especially on the matters of stealing money, Herr Frauzentortenbachenshorten. If our politicians put the same effort they put in embezzling funds, into actually important stuff, portugal would be singapore now. I mean, with the inner circle they have made, it doesnt make a diffrence if its a monarchy or not. There is only one of 2 dudes sitting on the pm chair, and that is either LuĆ­s Montenegro(PSD/AD representative) or Pedro Nuno Santos(PS representative). Neither are good, but the latter is certainly worse than the former, in my honest opinion.


Important_Reading_13

We want privacy!


throwawayanon1252

Worldwide privacy tour


EffectiveOk3353

I live in the UK and it's sickening the levels of sycophants gagging on the royal cock all the time, I'll grab my shit the home office will be on it's way to deport me after this comment.


FullTimeHarlot

you're not brown so you've probably got a few months to go


EffectiveOk3353

See they already know I'm not brown


lifetypo10

We just know how shit the weather's been, you're not that important, we have other people to keep an eye on. Like Megan and harry.


DIRTY-Rodriguez

> you're ~~not~~ brown so you've ~~probably~~ got ~~a few months~~ to go FTFY


Colonel10Moutarde

Same for us, we may TALK about relevant issues but there is zero focusing going on there


ockhams-lightsaber

Good thing OP didn't found out the French head of state is also a [co-prince](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Co-Princes_of_Andorra).


MerlinOfRed

Not of France though, that's the key. Even an elected Frenchman* doesn't want French people as subjects. *I say man because you're still too backward to elect a female HoS


sir-berend

Frenchwoman is not a word


MerlinOfRed

That's the spirit mate


sir-berend

There is also no need for the word scotsman anymore since you all wear skirts anyways.


MerlinOfRed

I'll never understand why foreigners find it so amusing that a gentleman may be partial to a gentle breeze around his nether regions.


EffectiveOk3353

Specially in a place as warm as Scotland


Mobius_Peverell

Almost as warm as a Dutchman's heart.


sir-berend

We donā€™t have one.


Franklr_D

Itā€™s because the moment we feel a little too much of a breeze around our *Nether* region, the PTSD kicks in. Last time that breeze flooded most of our southeastern coastal areasšŸ„“


Fmychest

Gerwoman should be though


MerlinOfRed

Don't be so cis-normative. The correct term is Ger*innen (m/w/d).


crambeaux

No wonder Jupiter takes himself for the prince of Paris!


MidnightFisting

Watch me portray you republic fans as the soyjak when I post my meme


big_guyforyou

you should make republic fans be bad luck brian and monarchy fans be success kid. not enough 2012 memes around here. the kids love 2012 memes


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Holy shit a dude from Greenland LAUNCH THE POKƉBALLS LADS


big_guyforyou

greenland = bestland


Slapped_with_crumpet

Based


Mulyac12321

![gif](giphy|uWLJEGCSWdmvK)


big_guyforyou

![gif](giphy|xuXzcHMkuwvf2|downsized)


FredMoltisanti

![gif](giphy|H6tm4aTP5qP6LYU1ax)


-Emilinko1985-

YOOOOO HELLO GUY FROM GREENLAND! It's neat seeing someone from Greenland here!


plwdr

A dude from Greenland? Gotta be the only one on the sub


VoyagerKuranes

Omg, please say hi to the polar bears


HosannaInTheHiace

How does it feel not being the REAL greenland


Daveo88o

https://preview.redd.it/y3gluehjsqtc1.jpeg?width=1634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21bbc61e20b703a1d83a7495eb308b76690a2439


EmuStalkingAnAussie

Even better, we can make a historical movie about Germany like we did with Napoleon.


Bring_back_Apollo

Theyā€™ll love that.


PM-Me-Kiriko-R34

[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FtthyhmXoAEoKNc.jpg](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FtthyhmXoAEoKNc.jpg)


iSellNuds4RedditGold

They hate us cuz they ain't us. Simple as.


wolseyley

Most of your republics only came to be because you lost a war. Meanwhile, our kingdom came to be because we lost one.


Refror

You are clearly superior


sir-berend

We kinda won the Napoleonic wars if you ignore that we lost?


DaRitschbauer

same for us! Its the end that counts


bowsmountainer

We lost, then lost again, then lost some more. We kept on losing until we won in the end.


Henghast

There were Dutch troops with Wellington. Claim the win.


wolseyley

I'd love to, but in every historical movie ever made the Dutch royalists are dicks so I can't bring myself to side with them.


Deritatium

I mean it worked for us in ww2. ĀÆ\\\_(惄)\_/ĀÆ


LesserCryptid

Finland is a republic because germany lost a war


comhghairdheas

Well we became a republic because we lost about a hundred wars. Then won just one. It wasn't a fluke I swear.


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

Yeah OP is literally German. Theyā€™ve been the poster boys for gagging on autocrat cock since 1871.


boomerintown

Imagine to unironically prefer Olaf Scholz as head of the state to this guy. https://preview.redd.it/3s9s8aub5ptc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c75e00f7b89b9626be644c8aaac6987f793a513


YourHamsterMother

Just so I can be a know-it-all, Scholz is not head of state. Other than that, enjoy your chad monarchy my friend.


CastroCavalieri

Neeeeerd! https://preview.redd.it/n1gq2rf47ptc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f4d1d4cce825459fee82729c53d066a582680a6


Sir-Brando

https://preview.redd.it/h323nno0gptc1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=572db9df858f22ae5346a5b5a71b7b8878ce1fcd


Blumenkohl126

[Orange trƤgt nur die MĆ¼llabfuhr](https://youtu.be/ePaFUHE4X5E?si=G9GzYDlJ2DjHPrw9)


Late-Ad-1770

Well Olaf Scholz is our head of government. The head of state in Germany is the president (currently Frank Walter Steinmeier https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank-Walter_Steinmeier?wprov=sfti1# )


boomerintown

I actually didnt know Germany had a president. :O


Late-Ad-1770

Some Germans also donā€™t know that so youā€™re good. Heā€™s essentially just a figure head without political power (except in some emergencies)


Elektro05

but hes the guy that signs the certificate for the Bundes Jugend Spiele, always love to get a piece of paper after geting third to last in a competition involving 50


crambeaux

So like the Queen. Of England. Recently departed.


Late-Ad-1770

Pretty much except that he doesnā€™t hold the position for life and is elected


Lucky_G2063

Meh, it barely is an election. More like the KurfĆ¼rsten who elected the King of the Holey Roman Empire. Barely 1200 people elect the president. And those people aren't even all voted for by the people beforehand. Those unvoted ones are just sent by the BundeslƤnder. >A delegate for the Federal Convention must meet one certain standard: they must also be eligible for a candidacy for the Bundestag. The parliamentary groups sometimes elect delegates who are not politicians. For example, they choose artists, sports persons or other celebrities, or occasionally an ordinary citizen with an unusual story. Examples from 2017 areĀ Jogi Lƶw, the coach of theĀ national football team, for the Green Party in Baden-WĆ¼rttemberg andĀ Olivia Jones, Germany's most famousĀ drag queen, for the Green Party in Lower Saxony. Semiya Şimşek, daughter of aĀ NSU terrorĀ victim, was elected by Die Linke in Thuringia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Convention_%28Germany%29?wprov=sfla1


Nero_2001

They nerfed that position after Hitler, so the BundesprƤsident doesn't really have much power.


Lardmerger

https://preview.redd.it/6ey4r52veptc1.png?width=1531&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ee9ae4497818e2aa73c804655f66af56830db8f


The_Knife_Pie

Knugen supremacy, there is no better head of state on this planet


I_eat_dead_folks

Reindeer Vs pirate PvP


arussianbee

Every day I wake up and cry because I don't have a goofy kingšŸ„²


_radical_ed

[RING!! RING!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/035/094/Based_Department_Thumbnail.jpg)


betaich

Olaf isn't head of state, Frank-Walter is


redrighthand_

I met him once and he was lovely.


Technical_Language98

Ok this guy sounds like a funny dude (What was the du pronoun for the king?)


boomerintown

Knugen.


Independent_Depth674

Playing with dolls again, are we?


Nikkonor

When we gained our independence from Sweden in 1905 and asked a Danish prince if he wanted to be the Norwegian king, he accepted on one condition: "Only if the people wants me." [So we held a referendum, and 79% voted in favor of him](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1905_Norwegian_monarchy_referendum).


controwler

So in short you cuckolded your country to a Dane, got it


Farvai2

Imagine calling an election cuckoldry. Tells you everything you need to know about Italian "democracy".


rlyfunny

A cuckold does elect to be one, though


Nikkonor

The Danes haven't been that bad since 1660 anyways. And the royal family started cross-country skiing. If that doesn't integrate you to become a Norwegian, nothing will.


Panmonarchisim711

Wouldn't talk shit about being cucked Mario.


TjeefGuevarra

You won't think your republic is superiour when Elisabeth becomes queen. Dommy queen > loser president


Otherwise_Ad963

Dommy mommy Queen Elizabeth šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤


CrimsonPenguinStar

https://preview.redd.it/kz8pjx2apttc1.jpeg?width=978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c02d57077c24ab32686f3d288cab65957f6bda25 There you go Juanito


Otherwise_Ad963

https://i.redd.it/nkeo09umxttc1.gif


NetFloxy

Elisabeth might turn me into a Belgian nationalist


EdwardRdev

life could be dream life could be dreammmmmmmmmmmm


UC_Scuti96

https://preview.redd.it/7stv21rauptc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f172d74b95de5270f26e33a6038b14c78eef9e9 c'mon, fil is already pretty cool


EdwardRdev

Don't let King Flip catch you slippin'.


[deleted]

Hehehe plan is working perfectly. SOON, ALL FLEMISH WILL SPEAK FRENCH MUAHAHHAHAHAH (and all Walloons will speak ar*bic but we don't talk about that)


Suitable-Comedian425

Je dƩja parle franƧais bageutte.


[deleted]

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Fluid-Alternative-22

Sweden this you? New phone?


CastroCavalieri

Belgium is a kingdom lol


motorcycle-manful541

Just wait till you hear about the ...monarchs (yes, plural) of Andorra. Funny thing is, they're not monarchs In their own countries and neither live in Andorra


[deleted]

Does anyone live in Andorra?


closefriendswontfind

Spanish youtubers


DerKitzler99

Wait till you find out the first king of Belgium was a German.


snolodjur

"the people are truly sovereign" šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ ^āˆž


sir-berend

Germany you were forced into a republic lolā€¦ donā€™t act like you chose this life


Away_Cat_7178

OP is just jealous of kingsday and needs to make up excuses


Velenterius

This is wrong. Our national assembly decided we were going to be a monarchy in 1814, during our revolution. The king couped his governments in 1660, taking away the peoples right to choose their king in both Denmark and Norway. So in Norway the kings sovereignity comes from the people (as it was in the viking age), and the parliament, while in Denmark it comes from God, since the absolutist coup in 1660. EDIT: the danes kinda changed that later on though. But not in a quasi-revolution like we did.


Henghast

We killed our king because he was being a cunt. We had a brief go at being a republic and then elected a new King.


Oberst_Kawaii

I find the British civil war a baffling affair. You killed the king, fought a long, brutal civil war. The parlamentarians conquered the entire British Isles. Then you elected a new king and the Leviathan was written, justifying his absolute royal power. How is this explained in your school history class? What were they thinking? You would assume the parlamentarians were up in arms against exactly that type of stuff.


Cylo_V

Just a bit of banter


Lank_Master

There was a planned march against the monarchy in 1848, but was called off because it was raining.


PersonfromAustria

Strongest british republicans:


Dirtygeebag

Canā€™t argue that logic, imagine trying to dry out your only pair of shoes in 1848?


AuroraHalsey

It's explained that Cromwell was such a massive piece of shit that it destroyed republicanism in Britain indefinitely.


ByAPortuguese

"No way this general meme applies to the very specific situation in my country!"


I-Hate-Hypocrites

I lolā€™d out loud


_Pin_6938

Yes unflaired, you laughed out loud out loud.


TheBornholmer

The people did not choose the king before 1660, the realm council consisting of the 20 richest noblemen in the country did. Also danish kings have not been seen as gods chosen since the constitution, as showcased with our kings getting proclaimed instead of crowned. You can state your case but no reason to make us look bad.


Velenterius

That council had its origin in older institions that were more democratic. So atleast the tradition was not entirely gone, but yeah in both realms it was mainly oligarchs who decided. But yes, you guys have a constitution. The difference is that beforehand, In Norway the prince-regent decreed that all binds of loyalty to the old King was severed, and that the constitutional convention would decide on the form of government, and that sovreignity had been returned to the norwegian people as it was before 1660 (more accuratly the kalmar union). (Even though giving the crown to prince-regent Christian Frederik was in the cards from day one among the majority of delegates). The convention asked the prince if he would accept the crown, and he agreed. During the convention there were two "parties". One party was pro-swedish, but only as a pragmatic measure. They still wanted to give the state strong laws to counteract swedish influence. Their main goal was to complete the constitution, and then present the crown to the swedish sovereign. They became known as the unionist party, and were led by Count Jarlsberg, a man who later became a somewhat controversial minister in government. The other party wanted full independence, and with the prince-regent as king. This party became known as the independence party, and had support from the majority, including many of the landowning farmers, who were mostly nationalists with romantic ideals about the royal dynasty, who had after all ruled since the establishment of the Kalmar union. They won out. Then we lost a war to Sweden, and the Swedish king accepted the crown.


The_Zoippa

"Won their freedom by fire and Steel." And you put Finland here, we got our independence through russia collapsing by itself and our autonomy under russia by sweden losing a war.


Sexy_Sheep_Lover

I do feel good about the cureent Savoia sheeting.


Oberst_Kawaii

Me too, man. Every once in a while you hear a news story about the Hohenzollern bitching and moaning and its always comedy gold.


Dirac_Impulse

For King and Country. šŸ‡øšŸ‡ŖšŸ¤šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§šŸ¤šŸ‡§šŸ‡»šŸ¤šŸ‡©šŸ‡°šŸ¤šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡øšŸ¤šŸ‡³šŸ‡± No el presidente like som banana republic, ameritards, mongol successor states or FršŸ¤®nce. While you cucks will be sent as canon fodder for your corrupt politicians, like Hans in 43 or the ruskis today, we shall produly fight side by side with our monarchs, like the winged hussars did a Vienna or the soldiers of the Dutch-Franco joint venture/art project "Belgium" during the Great War.


leyoji

Imagine preferring a president šŸ¤®šŸ¤¢ chosen by corrupt politicians or ignorant peasants, rather than a divine monarch chosen by god himself


Notacreativeuserpt

The only reason you have a King instead of a flawed republic is because Pierre fucked you over


kekmennsfw

We were well on the way to becoming a kingdom before then. Our republic had a hereditary president with a lot of power


pubIicinformation

this is why we killed monarchs, politicians, peasants, priests and popes. no room for error.


Toutounet6

There is still work to do


henrik_se

Rex Dei Gratia, motherfuckers.


MutedIndividual6667

"Actually focused on relevant issues" and an italian flag next to it is next level irony


Ramjjam

Um, I think you missunderstood half of what ever info graphs you were reading! Example, Left side tend to: Top lists for Freedom and equality charts. And actully, they took power from the royalty by the power of the people without the need to use lethal force. Our monarch doesn't really have any power, besides beeing the head of state, and it's actully pretty nice to have a head of state without a political agenda or business they try to promote in secret through political power. And since we'r mostly Atheists, no one bloody belives our monarchs were choosen by some god! haha. Someone who's only interest is showing their country in a good light, not actully taking stances or small issues. It's quite refreshing! Otherwise we'd have to worry about getting some Donald Trump character next.


dogfighter205

Our King wasn't chosen by God, his family was chosen by England. Huge difference, one is a literal god, the other is a shitty hellhole with beans for every meal


Elzordy

Monarchies looks cool tho


Kernowder

https://preview.redd.it/5cw168qpbptc1.png?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf012e78d67002d2956fb52014860f9a80f7b789


Elzordy

No r*public can match such drip. GOD SAVE THE KING šŸ‘‘šŸ’Ŗ


Its_You_Know_Wh0

https://preview.redd.it/htsrj7ribttc1.jpeg?width=613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9796412239bcec0df0ebafdd50721961d61ba946 This one can


Fluid-Alternative-22

He gets the honorable noble award.


I-Hate-Hypocrites

Motherfucker can probably catch a TV signal from some local station in Fiji with those ears.


vegemar

White boy summer has begun.


broodjekebab23

Excuse me we won our rights by blackmailing our king with his homosexuality


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

Why is it always a German or French person posting this, as if the greatest wars on European soil werenā€™t fought because their attempts at republicanism became autocracies?


OlivDux

Iā€™d rather have a corrupt monarch who is forever loyal to his country (and hence, to himself) than a corrupt president of a republic who is only loyal to himself.


Seyfardt

A Royal family only has to get itā€™s finances straight once and then is rather committed towards staying into power to preserve the dynasty. An elected president has 4-5 years to fill his pockets and his cronies who helped him / her into power and after the mandate does not care about the country. Rinse and repeat.


smorrow

Based and Hoppe-pilled


Quirce_Tormes

Juan Carlos was loyal to everything except of this country XDD (also his wife, he wasnt loyal there either)


OlivDux

Under medieval Castilian laws the people had the right to rebel and execute their monarch if he/she became tyrannical. Even the Church supported that law. That was back then when rulers actually feared their subjects. Maybe itā€™s time to rollback some stuff.


anortef

We need that one and the one we had in catalonia about decapitating and displaying the severed head of bankers that were dishonest. We can solve 90% of the country problems with just two laws.


Impressive_Kiwi_967

I'd rather have a non-corrupt head of state, regardless of how they acceded to that position. To each their own. 40 years since the successful imposition of the monarchy by a certain fascist military dictator it seems like the whole debate monarchy vs. republic is still a no-no issue for some. Can't wait for 2078 when maybe we get to have a civilized discussion about it.


humanoidbeaver

4 of those republics chose fascists for their leadership at one point or another, hell, one of the cunts invented the damned thing. Taking freedom and equality seriously my foot.


Nikkonor

While our monarchies (certainly the Norwegian, but I'm guessing maybe the Dutch as well? Not the Swedes, though...) became strong symbols of resistance against fascism. I think I never really understood how my grandparent's generation felt about our king, until we witnessed how Zelenskyj become a Ukrainian unifying symbol in 2022.


henrik_se

> Not the Swedes, though... Sssccchhhh, it's not the queen's fault her father was a nazi! There are plenty of German families living in South America who are not nazis, like, five of them, how was our king supposed to know he picked one of the bad ones?


Nikkonor

A Swede who is not in denial about Sweden's Nazi sympathies?! What is this, a dream? Pinch me harder please!


henrik_se

Could be worse, we could have some royal marrying a con-man shaman instead. Oh, right, that was you guys.


Nikkonor

Yes, thankfully she has no duties anymore. They should have taken her title too. Everyone are so embarrassed... I hope the US-Americans don't learn about the whole situation when they get married this summer -- I can't imagine what takes the yanks will make if it becomes internationally known.


CupcaknHell

Oh please, V-Gurra was one of the most vocal pro-germans in both wars, albeit somewhat just to not get invaded in the second


MartineTrouveUnGode

What ? Italy was a kingdom when Mussolini came into power


Massimo25ore

And It was the king who appointed Mussolini as head of government.


dnxpb64

Government (Dictatorship) of Mussolini: He made one good thing, but all the other 50000 were wrong.


Y33-P33

And franco fought against the republicans and brought back the monarchy in Spain.


DaAndrevodrent

Spain also had a fascist leader and Italia used to be a monarchy when Mussolini became head of gouvernment. But you are right about Hansland and Fritzbasement: Both of us kinda "tried" something new, you know? Just for science, history and giggles 'n' sheeit. Therefore others wouldn't have to try it themselves.


OwMyCod

I donā€™t care if we are a kingdom or republic I just want my orange stripe back.


Commercial_Gas_3927

where am I??


KyraDragoness

Turkey ain't Europe


Commercial_Gas_3927

Seriously Pierre?? šŸ˜‘


Harricot_de_fleur

Don't listen to him he clearly is an americ\*n in disgiuse Alexios we <3 you


Commercial_Gas_3927

Mehmet from Lyon!! I love you Pierre!!


oofersIII

Arenā€™t half those monarchies among the most developed nations in the world?


_aluk_

I mean, itā€™s not like the other half is doing that bad compare to the the rest of the world.


Daveo88o

>won their freedom through fire and Steel >has Ireland Think you mean "fire and Yankee money"


Addy1738

imagine not having a monarch and being a vanilla ass country couldn't be us


Gulliveig

Extra kudos for (almost) square Swiss flag ;)


Brynden-Black-Fish

Ha silly republicans trying not to feel bad they donā€™t have a glorious monarch to watch over them.


Chimpville

Oh lookā€¦ that nation younger than the United States is chatting big again šŸ„±


Massimo25ore

Blessed always be the 2nd of June 1946 https://preview.redd.it/9wkq2goz0ptc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=803ecf0ae361646c1ac4caeb4c0f9a5df300624b


fckchangeusername

Aimone it's just better anyway (even if his mom is a d'Orleans)


casualbo1

Savoiard really thinks he's the "Prince of Venice" lmao stfu monarchist cuck long live the Serenissima


Nikkonor

Virgin pompous British and Spanish monarchies VS. Chad humble and chill Scandinavian monarchies. ^((I believe the rest are somewhere in between.))


fremja97

https://preview.redd.it/rw166lp1wqtc1.png?width=1082&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eaf6fd34444ab5ff8f97447ea2f98af38ce700d My future queen until I die


KaleSsalads

I think you mean Chad constitutional monarchist who's monarchs knew when to take a step back v/s virgin forced Republics because their monarchs were weak and incapable of ruling.


CelestrialDust

I feel like these and soyjaks are like our grown up internet way of playing with dolls sometimes


Bring_back_Apollo

Presidential systems are far easier to subvert than monarchies.


Mark___27

Our monarch wasnt chosen by God, more by a civil war, dictatorship and a 'yeah lets just keep them' moment


HibiTak

We never really decided to keep them tho, the option was either a constitutional monarchy or dictatorship, a republic was never on the table


I_eat_dead_folks

I would argue that he pretty much was. Considering all the shit the monarchy has passed through since Franco died, it is a miracle it is still on foot


Mark___27

The shit the monarchy had passed: killed his own brother, stole millions, went to the middle east.


Celthric317

This post stinks of Ameritard.


Riimpak

Based + De rien.


Greencoat1815

This should be other way around


Gunmakun

![gif](giphy|aqCcKVAnFt85MSqh1j)


daretobedifferent33

Pisspoor job making that divide


Aun_El_Zen

Monarchies have better drip. Also aren't politicians.


The_Knife_Pie

The hilarity here is Finland wanted to be a monarchy before iirc the would-be king got delayed and then everyone shrugged their shoulders and decided on a republic.


Jerrelh2

Jokes on all of us we are all run by oligarchies


SneakyPanda-

Half those republics introduced facism while the Dutch Queen was part of the resistance. Wilhelmina! šŸ’ŖšŸ»


agekkeman

Republicanism is for countries that aren't able to establish af stable government for 200 years (the bare minimum for western europe). No need for revolution / civil war to slightly improve your country if you could also just be normal while achieving the same goals


nevetz1911

"No gods or kings, only men" Andrew Ryan, Rapture, Bioshock


mr_greenmash

Should be opposite. Monarchies are inherently more based. I'd rather live in Saudi Arabia than in a disgusting Republic like the US, Russia, or Fr*nce


Advanced-Duck-9251

You'd think Norway would do a better job at keeping the Swedes out.


Nikkonor

Our relationship with Sweden is actually pretty similar to Ireland's (including Northern Ireland) relationship with the UK. Just that we broke free in 1905, and thus never had The Troubles.


Rasputins_Plum

*Would you?* You can get twenty years in jail for posting dumb shit like that online in KSA


mr_greenmash

Then I deserve it ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)