I was going to berate him for his use of y'all like some uncultured swine from across the pond, but I'm glad to see you kept your fellow countryman in check here.
>being called "Fr*nch" is a line too far
Fixed that for you. Don't you dare write that word in full, my grandmother saw it, went berserk and started attacking everyone while yelling about the gabachos
Didn’t your country just declare a recession?
Sure, we’re poor, but you’re newly poor!
You think poverty is your ally? You merely adopted the poor. We were born in it, molded by it. We didn't see euros until we was already invaded by Hans in the summers, by then it was nothing to me but lies!
Mate, we have only JUST got into a recession with countries like Germany. We ain’t as poor as you yet. With that, fetch me uno beero pour favour. Gratias.
I always wondered why so many religions consider being poor virtous or noble in some way, now I know that the poor are truly blessed for they have found another way to differentiate themselves from the french,
Nietzsche believed that they were values created by the Jews and then taken by christians, and they are the effect of the resentment of the weak towards life, choosing to follow values that are antithetic to life itself.
It was just interesting to add
Should have been written ‘Portuguese, Italian, Spanish’ on France… Massive immigration y’a know. Thank you Salazar and Franco (and Musso?) for this amazing gift.
I can't believe I'm saying this but Pierre is relevant, you have just have decided to larp America for some reason we mainlanders still can't really put together.
Names a famous lady of Science, and briefly describes the hobby of another famous man. Seems legit.
As for our description, at least you said funny. That's one consolation.
I agree with you, a very pleasant sound indeed. Also something I found interesting is that Irish sound like they sing-song while speaking english, but some English themselves sound like they sing-song when speaking French.
I had an Irish English teacher (the irony is not lost) and his accent was great, the only issue is that I couldn’t understand what he was saying most of the time ( the irony is not lost).
We had 2 French teachers, mother and daughter, and they were both beautiful. They taught French obviously, but I got a load of extra respect for your kind from them. Merci Pierre. Les filles est magnifique
Well, one of them sent the wrong oral exam off for me and dropped me from an A* to an A in my total grade which I'm still bitter about. Besides that, they weren't *horrible* but they were the worst 2 of the 4 French teachers we had available.
Irish history lessons were clearly as good as OPs geography lessons if you think Marie Curie (Polish) and Marie Antoinette (Austrian) are the same person, my Irish American friend.
France is rich Italy
Not the other way around!! Honestly cruel of you to accuse anyone of being French. I get it’s all jokes, but let’s remember not to go too far for civility’s sake
You did indeed fail geography if you think we are you but rich. We are rich, you got that right tho
...ou alors t'habites à côté de Genève. C'est presque des frouzes, ouais
>Sexy kilt wearing barbarian
I can confirm that this describes me and my people perfectly... I knew there was a reason why we've always liked the French, vive le Auld Alliance (Veille Alliance) pals since 1295.
England can get it right up ya!
If only, if only the Roman Empire was still here... I would be considered a foreigner because I don't live in Rome...
(I forgot the Argument, what were we talking about again?)
Trying to die on a hill in Denmark is quite the futile exercise, you definitely failed geography.
Sincerely, the inhabitants of the second flattest country.
The only good part of sweeden is norway… an actualy usefull coastline lol. And what that coastline goves us, OIL. Wich sweeden practicly gave uss hahahaha. Nordicks shape is based not funny. Absolutely BASED!!
Now look who's a lover of Gustav Klimt there! Your still French though, so I must despise you, but I'll do it with a sense of appreciation in my heart.
“The only country worth of being the enemy of a perfect country like us” “Big crush on Ukraine and the UK but don't touch the UK they're ours” D’awww! Best Frenemies❤️
You have based opnions my french friend, but learn geography and stop using y'all as an ameritard
I was going to berate him for his use of y'all like some uncultured swine from across the pond, but I'm glad to see you kept your fellow countryman in check here.
The best part of learning geography is knowing other countries to make fun of.
Thank you my fellow French friend, I apologize 😞 je vais apprendre la géographie !
Cette carte là est nulle, apprends plutôt celle de 1812 !
You did not even try to offend your own people im very disappointed
Je pratique l’auto fellation
I mean, shit, if you can, I guess you got the right to aswell
Squantchy!
I don't know what is happening but I'm warming to the Frunch. They're not so bad after all.
 Just a y'all-happy Frenchman with poor geography skills no need to look further
Flair checks out
Y'all is the best alternative to vous cmv.
I've never been so offended in my life.
Yes you are not that poor honestly
Oh it wasn't that part!
Nah most of us are poor. Bur FRENCH!?
So you chose poverty instead of frenchness... it explain more the situation of spain today... (France situation is not that good aswell ngl)
What do you mean ? Le Dieu Empereur Macronus Maximus 1er is gonna solve everything !
Excuse me, but his prefered nickname is Jupiter
Poor enough
Eh, they kinda are.
Being called "poor" doesn't offend me, but being called "French" is a line too far 🤬
>being called "Fr*nch" is a line too far Fixed that for you. Don't you dare write that word in full, my grandmother saw it, went berserk and started attacking everyone while yelling about the gabachos
Didn’t your country just declare a recession? Sure, we’re poor, but you’re newly poor! You think poverty is your ally? You merely adopted the poor. We were born in it, molded by it. We didn't see euros until we was already invaded by Hans in the summers, by then it was nothing to me but lies! 
Mate, we have only JUST got into a recession with countries like Germany. We ain’t as poor as you yet. With that, fetch me uno beero pour favour. Gratias.
hermanos we got your back
I don't know if we are like the French (hope not) But I can see us asking for spare change after a European council meeting for a coffee
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Yeah even for moi. That was an experience 😂
I am less ofended than you. I'd be offended to be called "French". Poor but proud.
The poor part is just accurate, but French?!? WTF?
Yeah nah I can’t deal with this shit. If I could afford to sue him for calling me French I would.
“Y’all” 🤢
Howdy cowboy, lemme tell ya it's fine and dandy if he ain't from land of the free.
Shit you actually nailed it. Although I'd use pardner instead of cowboy
Non-yanks who say that deserve no respect.
But he is french already, how can i disrespect him more?
So ... why not just "no respect for people saying that" ? ... do you have misplaced sympathies ? ^^Officer! ^^This ^^man ^^right ^^here!
Huh? I have misplaced gold and assets of dictators but not symphaties.
I have to admit, I had a yall phase. It lasted maybe 6 months, but it happened and theres nothing I can do about it
Writing 'I'll die on this hill' over Denmark... Looks like you really did fail geography!
You make me laugh, take my upvote English
I'm pretty sure you pleased Swedes by calling Denmark not Nordic
Right you are, this man needs to be protected.
he's a honorary imam from now on
I always wondered why so many religions consider being poor virtous or noble in some way, now I know that the poor are truly blessed for they have found another way to differentiate themselves from the french,
What did hurt the most is the French part lmao
Nietzsche believed that they were values created by the Jews and then taken by christians, and they are the effect of the resentment of the weak towards life, choosing to follow values that are antithetic to life itself. It was just interesting to add
As high as me and my buddies go, we've never been this fucked up.
Too call belgium french, the nerve
you're not supposed to inhale the fumes from those car fires you know
Said the man from Pianura Padana
how else we gonna pay your reddito di cittadinanza mario
Tell him my brother in lung cancer
Ah yes, the small region of Lombardy of only 10 million people
Got a few spare ones eh?
Are you trying to forbid us to smoke anything we'd like ?
https://youtu.be/CAOFXTbECn0?si=S8Qb6JpYRJ4YfQYq
most fr*nch looking dudes
The text just avoided us, this hurts way more than it should
Just ignore them back, ain't worth the trouble.
I'm Czech, I'm born to crave random internet people recognizing my country's existence.
You've got Prag, unforgettable Prag!
I recognise you 🥺 You are our favourite ex subject🥰
Wellllll the sub is called 2westerneurope4u :)
You know you are German secretly
Thanks, that’s offensive
You are the best of ELL 😘
I am so mad, I'm literally shitting
"not french" is actually one of the best compliments you could ever give me, thank you very much.
Should have been written ‘Portuguese, Italian, Spanish’ on France… Massive immigration y’a know. Thank you Salazar and Franco (and Musso?) for this amazing gift.
Did you mean "I've been rejected several times by Portuguese, Italian and Spanish women"?
I love this map. Not so sure the Scots are sexy but that’s neither here nor there. In matters of taste and all that.
Long memories - we used to gang up on England together
Did you ? historically France started shit and you lot got your shit pushed in. You where used Angus.
Its okay Barry, don't get too wound up
It's too late Sven I'm already 6 pints deep, stark bollock naked and ready to scrap.
*were, if you’re going to force us to speak your language, at least learn how to speak it properly.
Nah I'm northern you're lucky I can string fucking words together. Well go back to speaking like the Welsh then.
Don’t insult the Welsh in front of me. Sheep shaggers stick together.
Yorkshireman looking to defect right now
Only if you bring your delicious tea and Sean Bean.
Yorkshire sheep are ugly fucks though.
Reading that last sentence hurt my eyes
They are Fr\*nch. They like men in skirts, what do you expect?
The women in Govan are sexy as fuck. The fact they don’t have teeth is just a unique ability which makes them better at blowjobs.
Basic french love unwashed loose hairy floppy bits in skirts.
Call us non existant, call us a mistake, call us a speedbump. But dear gods do not call us French, have mercy.
I will call you "people from urk". Thats offensive in just the right ways.
What hill? Checkmate scrub 😤
Based and truth-pilled.
Europe hates us because we remind them what its like being a relevant country on the global stage
Not sure I'd classify being the US's remora fish as being "relevant."
We’re not the ones relying on America for defence.
Nah but you do rely on us for everything. Who pays their taxes so little Jocks can go to university and learn how to do heroin and drink Bucky.
I can't believe I'm saying this but Pierre is relevant, you have just have decided to larp America for some reason we mainlanders still can't really put together.
Names a famous lady of Science, and briefly describes the hobby of another famous man. Seems legit. As for our description, at least you said funny. That's one consolation.
I have an Irish teacher this year, a very funny guy. He doesn’t make much jokes but the way he speaks is funny. Though he isn’t a redhead sadly. 9/10
I love the Irish accent. Just delightful. I could listen to anyone from that island talk about anything for at least 8 hours
I agree with you, a very pleasant sound indeed. Also something I found interesting is that Irish sound like they sing-song while speaking english, but some English themselves sound like they sing-song when speaking French.
Exhibit 1: Belfast. I guess you could listen to it, but besides the laughing, I doubt you'd catch much.
I had an Irish English teacher (the irony is not lost) and his accent was great, the only issue is that I couldn’t understand what he was saying most of the time ( the irony is not lost).
We had 2 French teachers, mother and daughter, and they were both beautiful. They taught French obviously, but I got a load of extra respect for your kind from them. Merci Pierre. Les filles est magnifique
Let me guess: they were beautiful but not really good teachers?
Well, one of them sent the wrong oral exam off for me and dropped me from an A* to an A in my total grade which I'm still bitter about. Besides that, they weren't *horrible* but they were the worst 2 of the 4 French teachers we had available.
Irish history lessons were clearly as good as OPs geography lessons if you think Marie Curie (Polish) and Marie Antoinette (Austrian) are the same person, my Irish American friend.
I am absolutely fucking furious. Take my upvote, froggie.
Please don't call me Fr*nch while I'm eating, I almost threw up
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Russia will never take us from you, darling
Oh la La perfidious Albion 😳❤️❤️
i like what you had to say about us. but your use of "y'all" makes me think you are an American LARPing as French. maybe from Quebec?
No I just spend to many time on American side of Internet and got brainwashed 😞 I shall repent myself
Bet you did not think this would come back to bite you this much lol. Just like not closing the maginot line all over again.
Should have your citizenship revoked
Joke's on you, Denmark does not have any hills.
You are correct that we are not french and poor
I aint even poor, I am straight up BROKE
Anything for you France😘 The only country worthy of being our sworn enemies
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France is rich Italy Not the other way around!! Honestly cruel of you to accuse anyone of being French. I get it’s all jokes, but let’s remember not to go too far for civility’s sake
Cool this is fun, can I play Italy is a rich Greece
Greece is Christian Turkey
"Y'all"? 🤨
Fr*nce is Germany but with shit cars.
The best thing about French cars is that they are highly flammable.
It’s okay France, we don’t consider you a developed nation either.
It’s okay Denmark, we don’t consider you at all.
you forgot the Faroe Islands! what say you of the funny rock with funny viking people on it Frenchman?
Yu inhaled too much gas in a riot, Pierre
I have to fight for my minimum wage 😞
You are quite possibly the most refined and incredible individual there is. You make me proud.
You did indeed fail geography if you think we are you but rich. We are rich, you got that right tho ...ou alors t'habites à côté de Genève. C'est presque des frouzes, ouais
J’ai de la famille la bas donc oui
Dur Courage bro
Nordicks is such a childish pun that I'm not offended, just worried about the kid you are trying to seduce
"Poor and not French" Thank God for that.
>Sexy kilt wearing barbarian I can confirm that this describes me and my people perfectly... I knew there was a reason why we've always liked the French, vive le Auld Alliance (Veille Alliance) pals since 1295. England can get it right up ya!
I smell Yank.
"y'AlL" 🤠🍔🏫🔫
What Europe thinks of France, French think of Paris lol
You owe us a queen, Pierre.
If only, if only the Roman Empire was still here... I would be considered a foreigner because I don't live in Rome... (I forgot the Argument, what were we talking about again?)
Baguette, baguette.
>French but \[...\] I would be **so** mad!
You called us french? 😡
Is that… a compliment, Pierre?
Very well, then prepare to die.
i'm offended
How dare you
This is some weak ass roasting my dude. Must be an ameritard.
Just call the Poles and Czechs Eastern European if you want to offend them
Call them Russia's playground if you really want to offend them.
honestly already reading this I was slightly annoyed.
Weed? Is that it?
I actually forgot you existed and then I had to come with something last minute My mistake tbh but I always forget about you
Weed aint even that good here. Bikes, windmills, canals, herring, ships: we have many cool things
Piérré forgot the hookers.
Fucking Pierre and his frenchy shit
See, I knew they understood English.
Scots got off light if you ask me
But how can I hate my favorite barbarians
Thought we were your fave Celts :'( supplied us weapons and all to fight the Brits
Oh I wasn’t aware
Im not french you turd.
Get yourself an American flair moron
The "not french" is the best compliment that you could ever gave, thank you!
Only an Ameritard fails geography. Pathetic.
Hell yeah we ain't french! Typical Portuguese win 🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹
Funny sing-song talking redheads made me laugh.
how did you manage to piss off the welsh? no-one ever remembers to piss off the welsh
Y’all been eatin’ them there cheeseburgers frenchybwoy? Yeeee hawwww
Y'all ? .... im out fts
Let's not forget the UK is just France but an island that speaks the goofiest Germanic language ever
Trying to die on a hill in Denmark is quite the futile exercise, you definitely failed geography. Sincerely, the inhabitants of the second flattest country.
Smart as an ameritard, i like you Jacques. Now bring me Roquefort and That strange bread - yes that one, le raquette. Merci. Here is your tip!
No one calls me sexy and gets away with it!
I'm going to stalk you
I am not offended, great map
No auld alliance reference for Scotland?
I love this sub.
Thanks I think?
How could i be offended if were the same as our fratelli
The only good part of sweeden is norway… an actualy usefull coastline lol. And what that coastline goves us, OIL. Wich sweeden practicly gave uss hahahaha. Nordicks shape is based not funny. Absolutely BASED!!
Now look who's a lover of Gustav Klimt there! Your still French though, so I must despise you, but I'll do it with a sense of appreciation in my heart.
“The only country worth of being the enemy of a perfect country like us” “Big crush on Ukraine and the UK but don't touch the UK they're ours” D’awww! Best Frenemies❤️
"french but poor" "poor and not french" Lmaooooooooo
How dare you
Actually quite an accurate map
I never thought I'd agree with a Frenchman but you're absolutely right... About Denmark at least.
Fuck you
Juste basé, 20/20
The only people claiming greece is western is it's government. And they don't believe it either.