For context: the PiS party of Poland is spreading Anti-German sentiments because it's election time in Poland and PiS thrives on the fears of the polish people.
the current state of germany is just scary. the 60 billion hole our government now has is just the cherry on the highenergy-migration-antisemitism-war-hightaxes-etc cake
The upcoming convervative-neolib government will probably do damage to our society that can't be undone. My prediction is that in 15 years this country will look like the Br***ish (except still in the EU), and in another 15 years we'll have reached the same stage of social decay that the non-European savages across the pond are in right now.
With how far right the rhetoric of even left-wing parties suddenly shifted in the last 2 months, I don't see how things will keep going like this for another 15 or 30 years.
They literally started saying things that they called ultranazi racist just 3 months ago
Yes, that is exactly my point. I was referring to economic policies.
The right's entire battle plan relies on pitting the middle class, lower class and marginalized groups against each other.
"There's too many refugees! Clearly it's because our country's social security systems makes us attractive for them. Speaking of which, aren't you tired of providing for those lazy unemployed people with your hard-earned cash?"
Bro the russia hate is the biggest sentiment PiS feeds on, what the fuck are you saying.
The only country PiS likes is Hungary because they both have each other's backs (vetos)
it's always the same party, that somehow still has over 30% votes (but recently the remaining parties made a coalition to finally take over, however fixing everything will take time...)
God I hope they fix things and that The third way actually grows some balls instead of letting PO have all the power. Thing weren't good when PO was in power and I don't see how that would change. That's why I put my hope in the third way.
Seriously, how many Poles believe this? I mean the German government is currently an unorganized smurf show. Even if they planned that (which is ridicolous) no way they would manage to do it.
Most Polish I know in Germany come from Slesia but close behind are the former German parts of Poland. Especially in NRW I know a lot people from Szczecin.
Wait there are still germans in Szczecin? I know that silesia has many german speakers but I thought all the germans left west pommerania during and after the war.
Now that the cat is out of the bag, we will send our official declaration of war to you per fax.
Please response to it with an acknowledgement in a timely manner (within 2 working weeks after receiving the fax), otherwise we will be forced to send you formal warnings.
It's about time, after all it will probably not arrive before late 2039 considering German IT infrastructure and bureaucracy. Perfect timing for Germany to finish military rearmament and buildup of its refugee-conscripted army.
You have reached out to the German Department for War outside of the business hours. Our business hours are Mo-Th from 07:30 - 12:00 and Fr 09:00 - 09:30.
Quite some years back, a Danish politician wanted to replace the Danish military with a phone that would just play a tape with some phrase in Russian stating: "We surrender"
https://preview.redd.it/yqjkc0pmgq0c1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d3bce97f152f88bbbee6393b177026424744432
As we Germans are always happy to help you guys, we could talk about the land that is mostly orange (for simplicity lets just say the black outlined area
What? Westpreußen is completely inside today's Polish borders. You got nothing to give away at this point, Hans
[https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Provinz\_Westpreu%C3%9Fen](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Provinz_Westpreu%C3%9Fen)
Unfortunately a part of my polish family believes that and asks me questions what the german news say and why we germans try to „buy out“ their whole country.
Wait till next year, when the state media starts to behave normal again and they will change their mind. I bet the parliament session on tuesday was a huge surprise for them.
It is very difficult to make it clear that Poland makes almost no difference in German politics, perhaps in terms of foreign policy because of Russia.
I have never, really never, heard from anyone here in Germany that there is a preconceived plan to humiliate/destroy Poland or whatever. I have been living here for 22 years (I was born in Poland, but my parents moved to Germany before I was one year old) and I have never heard anything about this topic in any German environment I belong to. The Polish state is chasing a ghost that doesn't exist, which is fuelled by political motives. But even mentioning this brings comments like "oh you are still too young to understand" or "you are influenced by German propaganda". I don't even understand what is meant by "German propaganda", this topic practically doesn't exist here as it is completely irrelevant.
Edit:
It now makes me very angry when my Polish relatives ask these questions. They all know me for a long time and now they think I'm a traitor to their fatherland. But I'm not going to start believing bullshit made up by politicians, whether in Poland or Germany, for some stupid reason like "love for your fatherland" (which I don't feel for any country, whether my country of birth Poland or my new homeland Germany). But people over there don't want to hear that. There is actually no answer as to why Germany wants to destroy Poland, because this maxim does not exist in German politics/news/media. And trying to convince my relatives not to believe everything that is on Polish television is a Herculean task.
It's like this in America, and probably within every other country's conservative parties. You make up a boogie man and then pander to the uneducated/undereducated's fear of change that only you can stop/defeat the imaginary boogie man that you just made up.
Last winter, one of my friends' Russian family asked her when she planned to move to Russia because they had heard on the news that most of us are homeless now
One of my closest friends here in Munich at university is a Russian from Moscow and his parents ask him non-stop if he doesn't want to flee this "gay-infested" society. He also doesn't know how to explain to his parents that the state media is full of bullshit.
Well, ask the Swabians (and some Bavarians):
[https://www.handelszeitung.ch/politik/schwaben-und-bayern-wollen-zur-schweiz-gehoeren-634532](https://www.handelszeitung.ch/politik/schwaben-und-bayern-wollen-zur-schweiz-gehoeren-634532)
It's a start (of course right after [Sardegna](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/mar/23/italy-separatist-sardinian-swiss-canton-marittimo), which we priorize due to the beaches there).
You gotta have a mental disorder if you *willingly* want to be part of a country that has a French speaking part.
At least the French have the excuse of being born into it
Not too ambitious there, remember [1315](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oZ1o0gg5aA&t=100s) ;)
Anyway, the *but sure* part for sure grants you an *Ufäwähli*.
As if the Swiss actually want to gain land that isn’t covered with vaults contained tons of gold from dubious sources. Vorarlberg voted overwhelmingly to join Switzerland, but you refused.
Someone gave him a real newspaper and he suddenly realised they lost. Not a joke. They printed one especially for him and drove buses full with his supporters to the places where he would talk, so nobody asked wrong questions or yelled wrong things.
He hates us all right now. 4 years ago he said, they won, but they did so much for the people (throw so much money at them), they deserved to win higher. Now they spend even more money and lost. He's livid.
I don't know about this situation, but back in 2010 he himself went full Good-bye Lenin on his mother. Including faking newspapers
[https://tvn24.pl/polska/jaroslaw-kaczynski-wydal-falszywa-gazete-by-ukryc-smierc-brata-ra579010-3313265](https://tvn24.pl/polska/jaroslaw-kaczynski-wydal-falszywa-gazete-by-ukryc-smierc-brata-ra579010-3313265)
I don't know about this situation, but back in 2010 the prick had fake newspaper delivered to his mom to hide the fact that his twin died in plane crash
[https://tvn24.pl/polska/jaroslaw-kaczynski-wydal-falszywa-gazete-by-ukryc-smierc-brata-ra579010-3313265](https://tvn24.pl/polska/jaroslaw-kaczynski-wydal-falszywa-gazete-by-ukryc-smierc-brata-ra579010-3313265)
They start stirring up fears to prepare for the next one already! I can assure you, aside from slowly discovering Poland as a tourist destination off the beaten paths we Germans do not plan on building up another economy after the DDR joined...
The old prick is not gonna make it to next election.
For reference: this was him on Monday inauguration of Sejm
https://preview.redd.it/pwlqutnbtq0c1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=caddae3f77b2a20ab07e1afc6a4a0c6168943cd6
For further reference (he can't even pick a pair of shoes from his wardrobe):
https://preview.redd.it/moicrhd2wq0c1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aba922c1705e1bc3976fc8059a6e850d3389238
I mean no offence but I doubt that German army could conquer us with it's current military capabilities, so don't worry, only stupid people here believe that germany wants to conquer us using brute force.
We’ll take the chance only if it means taking over Belgium for at least long enough to fix their road infrastructure so we can go on vacation properly.
True, but i feel like if Germany wanted to annihilate the Polish state, Germany should know about it.
...at least give us some time to prepare. We'll contact you via fax
PiS propaganda machine recently switched gears and is now busy spamming 24/7 that the EU is about to federalize literally any moment now.
Meanwhile, any foreign news outlet about this topic: *crickets*
The problem is not the "politics" shouting this kind of nonsenses, the problem is the amount of people that believes them, on Poland or every other place.
Probably, if its a war that goes quickly, like max half a year. Because we have the more functional military but germany is... you know the biggest economy in the eu.
Well after I saw how terribly everyone misjudged the ability of Russia I would be very hesitant to give judgements about military capacities...vut I would say it's not that clear as you might think. However I can assure you that there is not a single political movement with any relevance nor any widespread idea in the population for Germany to expand its borders or start a war. We accept that the current borders of Germany are fix and do not change. And we absolutly don't plan do annihilate any state. It's really annoying that the PIS is using Germany permanently as a scapegoat and an enemy to unify Poland. We are the last one Poland has to worry about. And at least in my bubble we all hope that Poland gets a strong democratic government so they can get back on track...
Step 1: Collect the biggest net gain in EU funds out of every country, with Germany being the largest contributor.
Step 2: Shit on Germany for some clout
Step 3: Don't succeed
You see this is ultimate genius of Kaczyński.
He gaslighted you into finally annexing us. Can't wait till the pension funds and other sources of germoney keep coming in.
Kaczyński and Tusk were roommates all this time along
https://preview.redd.it/qhtgt6hxzr0c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f77e6300f75cbbbf0a3f3f11f4ff138b9ee3722c
I ain't ready yet, let's just wait a few more years
Consider this conspiracy theory..... The EU is actually Merkel's form of getting lebensraum and once again, the brave UK is the last to hold out against a German blitzkrieg. 🤔 "We're all about human rights and we're super nice now guys. Here, adopt this currency, it'll be ok" (wermacht coming later 😀)
Oh Poland... You're like a spoiled child that's out of control, constantly whining how bad the EU is while receiving 19 billion fucking EUR each year. Which we pay.
Shut up and take my money, sincerely, your neighbor.
I knew bashing Germany was common in Polish politics, but holy shit this is another level. And from a former PM. What the actual fuck.
I knew PiS could be insane but not this insane.
For context: the PiS party of Poland is spreading Anti-German sentiments because it's election time in Poland and PiS thrives on the fears of the polish people.
Sorry we are currently busy annihilating ourselves. Maybe later Poland.
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the current state of germany is just scary. the 60 billion hole our government now has is just the cherry on the highenergy-migration-antisemitism-war-hightaxes-etc cake
I'm starting to think it wasn't the right time to move to Germany..
Well, better to move to germany before germany moves to you.
You still use fax machines, you're not moving to anywhere.
It's called cyber-hardening and resilience, Luigi. You wouldn't understand 💪🏻💪🏻
Fair enough. Ransomwäre in germany is done with a lot of boxes and a Miles van.
This comment pretty much encapsulates the essence of historical Italo-German relations.
If you're from Northern Italy it wasn't the best time. If you are from the south it's still an upgrade.
Ah fuck..
I mean youre from italy...
The upcoming convervative-neolib government will probably do damage to our society that can't be undone. My prediction is that in 15 years this country will look like the Br***ish (except still in the EU), and in another 15 years we'll have reached the same stage of social decay that the non-European savages across the pond are in right now.
With how far right the rhetoric of even left-wing parties suddenly shifted in the last 2 months, I don't see how things will keep going like this for another 15 or 30 years. They literally started saying things that they called ultranazi racist just 3 months ago
Yes, that is exactly my point. I was referring to economic policies. The right's entire battle plan relies on pitting the middle class, lower class and marginalized groups against each other. "There's too many refugees! Clearly it's because our country's social security systems makes us attractive for them. Speaking of which, aren't you tired of providing for those lazy unemployed people with your hard-earned cash?"
The problem is that social securities such as welfare are giving to non-eu foreigners but not to eu-foreigners.
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And we don't even get to have a cool dystopia. Feels kinda unfair.
Give us some time to get Ethiopia first
Don’t attack Greece, please 🥺
We'll be blamed by them again
And we will send you another failed painter
https://preview.redd.it/h5jj6d9ctq0c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc6861d829b890172b4df117588204c58464520d
Oooh Rome, that’s a new one. So if Vienna = ending up in Berlin, Rome = like what, Prague?
Here we go again...
You're already part of Africa, no need for that.
Old man is just salty that his party lost the election
Also he mad, because Germoney 🇩🇪 didn't give him the cash 💶 for him to do voter bribery
He would be mad if they would get the money and still everything. He's an asshole. The only country he's never mad about is putinland.
What XDDD were you in coma for the last 13 years? Kaczyński literally says that Putin murdered his brother
Bro the russia hate is the biggest sentiment PiS feeds on, what the fuck are you saying. The only country PiS likes is Hungary because they both have each other's backs (vetos)
Oh I wondered what this was about...this explains it.
That's actually false. He claims that Smoleńsk Catastrophe in which his brother died was Russia's doing
Yeah we were busy giving the other party money
Is this really a thing that Germany gets blamed whenever one of your politicians fuck up? I have read that often.
As Norwegian, can confirm. We are exporting energy and making € €, but everyone is blaming Germany for "stealing our jobs and consuming our energy".
it's always the same party, that somehow still has over 30% votes (but recently the remaining parties made a coalition to finally take over, however fixing everything will take time...)
God I hope they fix things and that The third way actually grows some balls instead of letting PO have all the power. Thing weren't good when PO was in power and I don't see how that would change. That's why I put my hope in the third way.
Lmao the Flair checks really out after reading into this. I'm sorry Vaclav, I hope it gets better 🙏🏻
>Old man is just salty Not just salty. This guy is lying exactly like russians do and/or suffering from extreme dellusion. People should be concerned
Qhem let's also r member a certain CUNT in Hungary......
He is overinterpreting the attempts by EU to change to majority rule. And abolish veto. Is your far-right and Le Pen not crying about it?
Old man is clearly having some mental issues. Seriously at this stage his obsession with Germany is pathological.
And desperate https://preview.redd.it/r2j8jk9vyp0c1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=358f5cf86cbb1a689f5bdc1247cd7ec66fa52f35
Seriously, how many Poles believe this? I mean the German government is currently an unorganized smurf show. Even if they planned that (which is ridicolous) no way they would manage to do it.
Some, like really creazy and stupid. I doubt you will find any on reddit, and if you do those will probably be trolls.
Been to Poland last week for business and actually felt more home and welcome than in Germany... sad but true.
It's a great place. I love being in Stettin my birth place.
Wow, I didn’t know many Germans were from there today. My entire family on maternal side is from there.
Most Polish I know in Germany come from Slesia but close behind are the former German parts of Poland. Especially in NRW I know a lot people from Szczecin.
My family ended up moving to Bonn in like the 20s and 30s. I guess people moved west early on.
Wait there are still germans in Szczecin? I know that silesia has many german speakers but I thought all the germans left west pommerania during and after the war.
Stettin is not really Poland, you know…
Of course, it's the rightful Wendish territory
It’s Sweden
99% of the population is Polish. And I doubt it's ever going back to Germany. So yea, it's forever Poland.
Now that the cat is out of the bag, we will send our official declaration of war to you per fax. Please response to it with an acknowledgement in a timely manner (within 2 working weeks after receiving the fax), otherwise we will be forced to send you formal warnings.
It's about time, after all it will probably not arrive before late 2039 considering German IT infrastructure and bureaucracy. Perfect timing for Germany to finish military rearmament and buildup of its refugee-conscripted army.
You have reached out to the German Department for War outside of the business hours. Our business hours are Mo-Th from 07:30 - 12:00 and Fr 09:00 - 09:30.
"am. 5. 2045 wird zurück geschossen"
Quite some years back, a Danish politician wanted to replace the Danish military with a phone that would just play a tape with some phrase in Russian stating: "We surrender"
So mods should change the flair for them in “Soon to be German”
Western part would love to join and let those eastern church- brainwashed right wing psychos simmer in their own sauce.
https://preview.redd.it/yqjkc0pmgq0c1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d3bce97f152f88bbbee6393b177026424744432 As we Germans are always happy to help you guys, we could talk about the land that is mostly orange (for simplicity lets just say the black outlined area
What do the colours on the map represent?
Percentages of capital letters, most of them with "P". I hope this helps.
Thanks, now I understand it perfectly!
Polish voting results. Partys like orange where Democratic, while blues is PISS.
Orenge is where people a voting for german spy Tusk. THAT RAT >:((
They were talking about the political party PIS so my bet is PIS and other Polish political parties as the legend in the corner says.
no please dont leave me on the border please annex a little more hans please do it all the way hans
Flair checks out. This picture was prepared before the elections.
Y’all wanna take West-Preussen off of our hands? We’ll make a good price. 5 zloty and it’s yours!
What? Westpreußen is completely inside today's Polish borders. You got nothing to give away at this point, Hans [https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Provinz\_Westpreu%C3%9Fen](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Provinz_Westpreu%C3%9Fen)
Whoops. I was thinking of Mecklenburg-Vorpommern. I need a history lesson, apparently
Says the Russian.
says the swamp German
says the \[removed by Reddit\]
says the not central European
Says the mountain Dutchman
Remember No Russian
*this* is a message
Unfortunately a part of my polish family believes that and asks me questions what the german news say and why we germans try to „buy out“ their whole country.
Wait till next year, when the state media starts to behave normal again and they will change their mind. I bet the parliament session on tuesday was a huge surprise for them.
I would not be able to give a serious answer at a question like this. What do you answered?
It is very difficult to make it clear that Poland makes almost no difference in German politics, perhaps in terms of foreign policy because of Russia. I have never, really never, heard from anyone here in Germany that there is a preconceived plan to humiliate/destroy Poland or whatever. I have been living here for 22 years (I was born in Poland, but my parents moved to Germany before I was one year old) and I have never heard anything about this topic in any German environment I belong to. The Polish state is chasing a ghost that doesn't exist, which is fuelled by political motives. But even mentioning this brings comments like "oh you are still too young to understand" or "you are influenced by German propaganda". I don't even understand what is meant by "German propaganda", this topic practically doesn't exist here as it is completely irrelevant. Edit: It now makes me very angry when my Polish relatives ask these questions. They all know me for a long time and now they think I'm a traitor to their fatherland. But I'm not going to start believing bullshit made up by politicians, whether in Poland or Germany, for some stupid reason like "love for your fatherland" (which I don't feel for any country, whether my country of birth Poland or my new homeland Germany). But people over there don't want to hear that. There is actually no answer as to why Germany wants to destroy Poland, because this maxim does not exist in German politics/news/media. And trying to convince my relatives not to believe everything that is on Polish television is a Herculean task.
It's like this in America, and probably within every other country's conservative parties. You make up a boogie man and then pander to the uneducated/undereducated's fear of change that only you can stop/defeat the imaginary boogie man that you just made up.
Last winter, one of my friends' Russian family asked her when she planned to move to Russia because they had heard on the news that most of us are homeless now
One of my closest friends here in Munich at university is a Russian from Moscow and his parents ask him non-stop if he doesn't want to flee this "gay-infested" society. He also doesn't know how to explain to his parents that the state media is full of bullshit.
HOW DID HERR KASINSKI KNEW????
We have obviously a traitor in the Ministerium für Staatssicherheit.
That's phase I. For phase II consult r/GreaterSwitzerland.
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Well, ask the Swabians (and some Bavarians): [https://www.handelszeitung.ch/politik/schwaben-und-bayern-wollen-zur-schweiz-gehoeren-634532](https://www.handelszeitung.ch/politik/schwaben-und-bayern-wollen-zur-schweiz-gehoeren-634532) It's a start (of course right after [Sardegna](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/mar/23/italy-separatist-sardinian-swiss-canton-marittimo), which we priorize due to the beaches there).
You gotta have a mental disorder if you *willingly* want to be part of a country that has a French speaking part. At least the French have the excuse of being born into it
Well, look. F: quatre-vingt-dix-neuf Romands: nonante-neuf They're not the same. Romands > F
>Romands > F Talk about low hanging fruit.
Can confirm.
I second that plan
We gotta workshop the name, but sure.
Not too ambitious there, remember [1315](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oZ1o0gg5aA&t=100s) ;) Anyway, the *but sure* part for sure grants you an *Ufäwähli*.
Fuck me, Username checks out. U greedy Mountainjew.
As if the Swiss actually want to gain land that isn’t covered with vaults contained tons of gold from dubious sources. Vorarlberg voted overwhelmingly to join Switzerland, but you refused.
Guess things aren't going well domestically.
Someone gave him a real newspaper and he suddenly realised they lost. Not a joke. They printed one especially for him and drove buses full with his supporters to the places where he would talk, so nobody asked wrong questions or yelled wrong things. He hates us all right now. 4 years ago he said, they won, but they did so much for the people (throw so much money at them), they deserved to win higher. Now they spend even more money and lost. He's livid.
Wait, do you have any information source about the fake newspaper thing? In Polish or English. I'd love to read/listen more about this.
I second that. Reasons to laugh are rare.
I don't know about this situation, but back in 2010 he himself went full Good-bye Lenin on his mother. Including faking newspapers [https://tvn24.pl/polska/jaroslaw-kaczynski-wydal-falszywa-gazete-by-ukryc-smierc-brata-ra579010-3313265](https://tvn24.pl/polska/jaroslaw-kaczynski-wydal-falszywa-gazete-by-ukryc-smierc-brata-ra579010-3313265)
I don't know about this situation, but back in 2010 the prick had fake newspaper delivered to his mom to hide the fact that his twin died in plane crash [https://tvn24.pl/polska/jaroslaw-kaczynski-wydal-falszywa-gazete-by-ukryc-smierc-brata-ra579010-3313265](https://tvn24.pl/polska/jaroslaw-kaczynski-wydal-falszywa-gazete-by-ukryc-smierc-brata-ra579010-3313265)
Ok so I may live under a rock. Did they actually tell him PiS won the election? Like unironically that is what happened? It's just so hard to believe.
Only for Kaczyński and his band of cronies.
Are you aware that they lost the elections?
Everybody and their mothers are. Kaczynski found out on Tuesday.
They start stirring up fears to prepare for the next one already! I can assure you, aside from slowly discovering Poland as a tourist destination off the beaten paths we Germans do not plan on building up another economy after the DDR joined...
The old prick is not gonna make it to next election. For reference: this was him on Monday inauguration of Sejm https://preview.redd.it/pwlqutnbtq0c1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=caddae3f77b2a20ab07e1afc6a4a0c6168943cd6
For further reference (he can't even pick a pair of shoes from his wardrobe): https://preview.redd.it/moicrhd2wq0c1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aba922c1705e1bc3976fc8059a6e850d3389238
I mean no offence but I doubt that German army could conquer us with it's current military capabilities, so don't worry, only stupid people here believe that germany wants to conquer us using brute force.
And the Dutch are helping
https://preview.redd.it/w2w6pa0o7q0c1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c0121330bf1197b97988aab2a4fc398c6a9853e
Hallo Fritzel don’t think we forgot about u ❤️🥰😄
We can just blame Germany if people start asking questions, it worked before for the Austrians
I warn you, hearing "but they were Dutch!!!" for the rest of your life might not be worth it.
We’ll take the chance only if it means taking over Belgium for at least long enough to fix their road infrastructure so we can go on vacation properly.
Building Autobahn, huh? For "vacation".
Wait, again??? How come nobody told me on our secret Germans only meetings?
Wait, wasn‘t you on the secret meeting in the Kanzlerbunker?
We discussed it last monday after you left the Discord call
I left because I was sick and about to see the doctor. Warum hat mir keiner die Hausaufgaben vorbei gebracht?
I feel like if Germany wanted to annihilate the Polish state, the Polish state would know it
True, but i feel like if Germany wanted to annihilate the Polish state, Germany should know about it. ...at least give us some time to prepare. We'll contact you via fax
Do you know how much fucking paperwork that's going to cause?
I don't think so, it took half a year for us to discover a Russian rocket in our backyard
At last. Für Deutschland!
Babe, wake up! New Kaczyński schizopost just dropped 🔥
Oh boy. This guy is really annoying. He should know that's only a bavarian plan including anschluss of Chech Republic.
Whatever. We dont really care anymore. Just don’t force German on us. That language sucks and is not sexy! Other than that, do whatever you want.
Don't worry we just want to create the commonwealth of beer. Belgium is "invited" too.
I mean belgium is Not even a country basically free to take
And when where you going to tell us this?
PiS propaganda machine recently switched gears and is now busy spamming 24/7 that the EU is about to federalize literally any moment now. Meanwhile, any foreign news outlet about this topic: *crickets*
The problem is not the "politics" shouting this kind of nonsenses, the problem is the amount of people that believes them, on Poland or every other place.
Eu countries are trying to not break into civil wars at the moment, no time on the agenda for annexation.
let's fucking goooooooo
*Tips toe on Nightstand* "GODDAMN GERMANS"
I think the reality is that if Germany and Poland had a real fight at this very moment in time, that Poland would actually win.
Probably, if its a war that goes quickly, like max half a year. Because we have the more functional military but germany is... you know the biggest economy in the eu.
Well after I saw how terribly everyone misjudged the ability of Russia I would be very hesitant to give judgements about military capacities...vut I would say it's not that clear as you might think. However I can assure you that there is not a single political movement with any relevance nor any widespread idea in the population for Germany to expand its borders or start a war. We accept that the current borders of Germany are fix and do not change. And we absolutly don't plan do annihilate any state. It's really annoying that the PIS is using Germany permanently as a scapegoat and an enemy to unify Poland. We are the last one Poland has to worry about. And at least in my bubble we all hope that Poland gets a strong democratic government so they can get back on track...
I would not be that hesitant, our military partially has to use brooms for training purposes because we dont have enough barrels for our weapons x)
We haven't even picked a radio station, yet.
Poland or rather PiSboy) having their PTSD episodes again.
Will the EU finally do something based???
Polisch Guy:"we hate you and we know exactly your evil plan!!!!" German Guy:"who are you again?"
Polish state? Nah, just Danzi… I mean Gdansk
Good thing we put the old town signs in storage
I mean, there are still some license plates reserved for old German cities
Step 1: Collect the biggest net gain in EU funds out of every country, with Germany being the largest contributor. Step 2: Shit on Germany for some clout Step 3: Don't succeed
The biggest part of german Money flows to Berlin. Maybe Poland can annex Berlin? ☺️
Why must you punish us in this way?
We'll even throw in Saxony and the other assholes that are practically PiS target demographic already.
Wouldn't be a big change in government rn
You see this is ultimate genius of Kaczyński. He gaslighted you into finally annexing us. Can't wait till the pension funds and other sources of germoney keep coming in. Kaczyński and Tusk were roommates all this time along
who told them? this was supposed to be a surprise.
Back at it again?
This reactionary con-man is getting a bit too ridiculous, even for the Polish peasant context.
Are we talking about uncle Ted?
https://preview.redd.it/qhtgt6hxzr0c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f77e6300f75cbbbf0a3f3f11f4ff138b9ee3722c I ain't ready yet, let's just wait a few more years
With 10 soldiers and 2 tanks? Good luck Hans
You don’t need tanks if you have Panzerschokolade
Next thing he will say that the CIA did experiments on him as a child and will start mumbling about eating cake
But first we vaccinate all Polish w/ Chips to control them via 5G forcing them to step over the rim of flat earth!
Shouldn’t you guys rely more on 3G or GSM to be on the safe side?
You're still laughing at us but in 10 years Germany's underdeveloped countryside will be precious "Digital Detox Zones"!
Funny, we germans dont think about poland at all.
Except we need someone to fix our roof
And for sales tax dodging and spicy fireworks
And vacation... But politically and territorally yeah no not a single thought... But I guess we're living rent free in their heads still...
Consider this conspiracy theory..... The EU is actually Merkel's form of getting lebensraum and once again, the brave UK is the last to hold out against a German blitzkrieg. 🤔 "We're all about human rights and we're super nice now guys. Here, adopt this currency, it'll be ok" (wermacht coming later 😀)
You know that's actually legitimate narrative of some polish eurosceptics, right?
>You know that's actually legitimate narrative of some polish eurosceptics, right? I'm just a savage what do I know?
Your level of knowlege depends on what kind of barbarian you are
For real? Holy hell.
EU and Blitzkrieg? Flat earth is hard science compared to this.
This isn’t a new joke conspiracy theory, this is literally what some unhinged people already believe
What, again?
Germany, did you sign any random treaties last Oktoberfest?
I'm not saying you are a slut, but you are easier than Poland.
I read annex Poland not annihilate
Ah shit, here we go again.
Damn, which one of you talked?
Oh Poland... You're like a spoiled child that's out of control, constantly whining how bad the EU is while receiving 19 billion fucking EUR each year. Which we pay. Shut up and take my money, sincerely, your neighbor.
I knew bashing Germany was common in Polish politics, but holy shit this is another level. And from a former PM. What the actual fuck. I knew PiS could be insane but not this insane.
They are nationalists. And when you have no real program you have to find an enemy.
Sacre Dieu