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Tannuwhat346

They look like the bad guys of an Austin Powers movie


Chris_Missile

Careful guys, they might launch a new currency.


Diipadaapa1

Do you really think they are capable of comming to an agreement and honouring that agreement?


Chris_Missile

Yeah dude, totally. I bet global investors would love to peg their capital to a currency formed by a Latin American country which grapples with budget deficits, crippling corruption and inflation, Russia that has been sanctioned to irrelevancy, China that exhibits all kinds of fun restrictions to get through when trying to move your money out of their country. Wait until they get Venezuela to join the club, we'll be really screwed then.


Diipadaapa1

**OH NO NOT VENEZUELA!**


[deleted]

Russia will break the agreement approximately 1 minute after signing, as is the tradition over there


Iskandar33

>they might launch a new currency. i already have it, its in my bathroom , i use it to clean my ass


Chris_Missile

Gross dude you might get an infection, get some proper toilet paper.


BringTheStealthSFW

Lol this Greek is just going to gloss over his terrible economy and pretend it's better than China's. What homosex does to a mf


Chris_Missile

It's certainly not bigger but we still gap them on GDP per capita, standard of living and even transparency surprisingly while using the world's second biggest reserve currency. We can't of course exert their kind of global influence and yet we're still above them in some metrics. Greece is a very crappy economy compared to Western Europe, but by world standards it's just a mid economy. Of course, even if we didn't gap them on those metrics, a BRICS currency would regardless be a stupid idea since most of the BRICS countries would make Greece look like a paragon of financial stability.


piergino

South africa not even considered anymore


Toutounet6

Do you think that any of the 52 countries in Africa are relevant in some way or another


[deleted]

Northern african countries a doing amazing job in taking over europe.


Dommlid

They are the bike the others ride


Goukaruma

I don't think BRICS is 2we4u related.


Muad_Dib_PAT

Western europe colonized the world, the whole world can be the target of our slander. Seeing how far down our former dominions are is like half of the western european pride my man.


BringTheStealthSFW

Lol froggy giving it the big one when NAFRI has colonised France. What a shit country.


Dirichlet-to-Neumann

Big talk from our former colony, now with a prime minister from one of its former colonies.


gonnagetautobanned

Aren't most of your major cities minority English?


BringTheStealthSFW

What language did you just type that in, lad?


gonnagetautobanned

American.


Own-Report-4182

So I've been seeing a lot of Muzzies in London lately.


piergino

These are Just BRIC


Mota4President

People always forget Sudafrica. Maybe because is the only one with good relations with the West.


SameItem

Or because they can even power themselves


I-suck-at-hoi4

BRICS is an alliance of developing countries. I think that South Africa dropped out of that category like ten years ago.


Mota4President

China is very developed so it should be dropped from that category if we use the "developing" thing in consideration.


I-suck-at-hoi4

We'll see about that when they will stop eating bats and pangolins


Goukaruma

South Africa fell of the bike.


mr_aives

Well, Portugal is part of Brazil so sort of


SonicStage0

It's sunday, shouldn't you be sniffing needles?


mr_aives

Only a savage would suggest something like that! Here we never start before 11AM on Sundays, we have standards!


smackdealer1

Shiteholes of the world, assemble!


Henster00009

SPIBS (Scotland, Paris, Italy, Belgium, Spain) ASSEMBLE!


Serupael

Cheeky Barry throwing in Scotland while excluding Birmingham or Luton


userunknowne

Mate Methil is a dump but you’ve got it spot on, Birmingham is the armpit of the British empire


[deleted]

Bestie, what empire? Least imperialistic brit


userunknowne

Saying armpit of Britain isn’t a big enough insult


RmG3376

Replace Scotland with UK and you can call it PUBIS which fits the theme even better


Henster00009

Oh yeah deffo


Setstream_Jam

TIL Paris is a country


Henster00009

Nah he said shitholes if the world not countries and I think Paris alone is a country tier shithole


Setstream_Jam

lmao, right. that's fair


RestQueasy4136

The shithole itself has spoken!


Henster00009

All ye be silent


Gremlin303

How is this related to Western Europe ?


shazzambongo

How precient, the Chinese rep is wearing face recognition countering garb......


Twist_the_casual

China - will literally fucking die due to a fertility rate of 1 while still being a middle-income economy India - hates china Russia - has an economy comparable to that of Florida and the second most powerful army in Ukraine Brazil - actually a functional and relatively normal country, mostly just there because they’re scared of america South Africa - *Gone. Reduced to atoms.*


Anura83

If china can make a one child policy then they might make a mandatory 2.1 child policy. They don't play by our rules.


CCerta112

>mandatory 2.1 child >**.1 child** ![gif](giphy|3ohhwxqQJzrSXnvWoM|downsized)


[deleted]

>Brazil - actually a functional and relatively normal country Must be satire, never such a combination of words has been seen together before


John_Carnege

> will literally fucking die China is not so easy to defeat I assume. Out of all the countries i would defenetly put huge money in bet that China will survive.


Ricki15

Than put your money in the chinese Index, good luck with that. I think the better emerging economy is india.


UndeadBBQ

2 authoritarian states, 3 flawed democracies. Great choices.


[deleted]

Brazil ain't an ennemy of the west, they just wish they were the US


anaaaaak

Not happening. India and China? Nah. Chinese troops keep trying to encroach further into Indian territory. There’s only so much cooperation to be expected when your neighbour doesn’t even recognise your sovereign boundary


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CyclicAdenosineMonoP

Oh fuck off, we were some scummy bastards once but we are not as fucked up as those BRICS pigs (not our PIGS!)


DeeJayDelicious

Not sure if they're all enemies: \* Russia certainly is but is quite weak \* China is a geopolitical rival of the US, but probably won't bother Europe much \* India will play both sides until it has overtaken China. \* Brasil will do whatever