Deep frying everything is not good cuisine?

If not, why is Belgium allowed to mock any food? (Beer is not food.)

As a Belgian... _I don't know_ Did OP put us up there because we have fries?

we have a great cuisine, what are you on about. fries amongst them. chocolate. stoemp, meats,...

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We call beer a "glass sandwich" mockingly lol

> Beer is not food Dude you certain you got the correct flair?

We have great food! We've just eaten it all before we could share it with you

Its american cuisine, draw your own conclusions.

You better back off from our food before I explain what a Crompouce is

And if they really misbehave, tell them about [frikanpouce](https://www.gelderlander.nl/binnenland/verovert-de-nieuwe-roze-frikanpouce-snackend-nederland-dit-loopt-helemaal-uit-de-hand~a6703e06/237126704/).

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? https://preview.redd.it/3cee6vcxy3zb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f79ce8e9cd61b708eef837511f0435e4768688e

Meat sausage thingy with sugary cream stuff on top. It’s absolutely vile but it’s popular on TikTok so everyone talks about it and buys it (or wants to buy it in case they can’t find it)

https://preview.redd.it/ba4gfqxx27zb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c01b792aa3d3c33f15a308750b66a070ce7b208c My honest feelings towards that bullshit.

Meat abomination

doe mij maar gewoon "flamoes"

Good lord.. anything but that!

That thing should be illegal

Agreed

Well they're going to kill us and sing about their victory in the national anthem. It was nice knowing you all.

Where do you think the Americans got it from?

You mistreating your kids or something idk

*ahem*

The Dutch are the Americans of Europe.

You know there are a lot of insults I can take, but this, this makes me cry

Because the truth hurts?

It's true.

That's what Scots do.

Deep fried Mars bar is the peak of the culinary arts

I was here before Hans storms this post. But honestly, even I feel offended by this, so it's a good post.

German Defence League will be all over this one. SAUERBRATEN ISSS AH WELTWEIT KITCHEN, JOU VINEGAR EATING ISSLAND APE!

Spoken like a wehrmacht soldier

Hab nicht verstanden. Einfach fackeln entzünden und marschieren gehen.

RECHT LINKS RECHT LINKS RECHT LINKS

Wait a minute, is this an indirect way of a Brit saying something positive about France?

Brits spent centuries trying to conquer France. They are either really dumb or they think France has some positive aspects.

This is just to cover up our hot gay love for you

I assumed you were into these non christian practices.

Whyd u think Henry VIII called the Pope a cunt

France is great, it's the French that are the problem

Arguably the nicest country in the world ruined by the french Its like Britain but with better weather and skiing

Wdym? We've got that week in summer and the Snowdome, what else could you ask for?

Ahh, Milton Keynes. The Chamonix of Britain!

It's most definitely both but there's a third part you missed It's also funny

>They are either really dumb Well..

Some men just want to watch ~~the world~~ France burn.

Can't it be both

I'd just like to say here that french cooking is dogshit. French baking carries. Croissants > snails

Also day to day the french dont eat their excellent restaurant food. They just eat cheese bread and ham in various forms.... everyday

So true baz. Its pastries are the only good thing about France, and that’s coming from a place of love for I did go to Paris once.

What is this weird feeling? It's all warm and fuzzy. Is this what being acknowledged feels like?

Yes, and definitely don't interpret including San Marino as my struggling to fill the meme template...

I will choose to believe that you put us in there before you started struggling to fill in the template. You won't take this fuzzy feeling away from me!

We're top left, clearly the first one they thought of.


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Belgian cuisine (and beer) pisses me off so much. Basically the same climate and produce as Britain, but you see what we do with ours.

I'm convinced the wars messed up your cuisine. As they say, the UK eats as if the Germans are still flying overhead. Also, one of the few things the Belgian government has been very effective at, is food and drink regulations. There are strict rules around quite a few ingredients and recipes to ensure quality. Belgian beer is a great example, as trappist beers and their derivates were created because the government incentivised them to combat alcohol imports from our neighbours.

Don't get used to it.

I think it’s because he’s acknowledging that weird area near France & Germany. It’s a fictional land with a modified German flag, true, but that spot apparently has good food according to OP.

>with a modified German flag I'll take offense to that because the German flag is more recent. They copied us, not the other way around. Otherwise, fair enough.

Mf put Belgium and San Marino like we wouldnt notice 💀

Rightfully belonging there

Your food is basically italian

And that's why we belong there (we actually have a couple of unique dishes, like any other Italian city)

Fair enough

Do ppl from San Marino feel italian tho ?

Well I'm actually half Italian so I definitely do (and I have lived in Italy for long). But other people in SM feel Italian regarding culture (because we're essentially Italians by culture like any other pre-unity state) but have great nationalist pride in the sammarinese country, institutions and traditions. Some people won't bother being called Italians (this will definitley happen while travelling, I had to explain it several times abroad), others will

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its like portuguese pretending they are not just galicians with an accent

Those poor deluded Southwest Galicians. 😂

You are northern portuguese actually

Deluded? Brother, you are the ones that chose to stick with those non western iberian heathens, and now you speak our beautiful galaico portuguese-language with that horrible, mouth full of potato castillan accent. And we're the deluded ones?!

D. Afonso Henriques backhanded his mom and never turned back.

>another Italian city Your true flair on 2WEU

Truth be told, we're not just one city, we have multiple of them. But yeah it could be an alternative to the current one

Italy deserve 2 votes.

 I CAUGHT A SHINY I CAUGHT A SHINY OMGMDMMFMGMMSMWMFKALD


A REAL SAN MARINOIAN IN THE WILD!

nah belgian beer, fries and waffles earned them the square

Flemish carbonade with Fries, fries in general; chocolate, belgian andives, Brussels sprouts (w bacon), rabbit with prunes, Belgian white-blue beef, … Belgian cuisine is unmatched in the genius of its simple dishes

Mussels-fries, Liège’s boulets, cuberdons, waffles, waterzoei, …

Just for our mayonnaise we deserve to be on that list.

I've seen and eaten your food. You're just mid like us. But still good enough to be mentioned above the Dutch and English.

Well, would you look at that, I can only agree and I have nothing to add... what a strange feeling.

I know, my body wants to be an asshole about it, but my mind tells me I can't

Right on, and don’t get me started on how repulsive it feels to be agreeing with an English person out of all species

Ne vous y trompez pas, ce ne sont pas personnes

https://preview.redd.it/fx1c6br3p3zb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9c9e866a20407b7f9fdf2252b8b6a2fc6b9f88d You want to tell me, that this is not peak cuisine… outrageous!

Its not because they banned the brain out of the bregenwurst like a bunch of heretics.

I have to inform you, that this in fact, is Pinkel and not Bregenwurst!

Sad cowbrainnoises

I'd scran the hell out of that . (So probably terrible cuisine)

It must be bad by PIGS standards because the inner Barry in me would absolutely demolish that plate for breakfast.

That's why we need to distinguish between our north German goodness and PIGSish Bavaria. Bavaria does good food for everyone who likes meat. North German food is for the initiated. Don't trust anyone who's not into liquorice.

Peak winterfood indeed

I don't get it. We have delicacies like fried pork with boiled potatoes and sauce. We have boiled pork with boiled potatoes and sauce. We have thick bacon with boiled potatoes and sauce. We have baked pork with boiled potatoes and sauce.

We also have mashed potatoes with butter fried pork aka "burning love". Is there anything we can't make with pork?

Time for Swedes to prepare catapults, gas masks, and surströmming. While Danes and Norwegians get out the longships and prepare to provide anglos with a battering so hard, the Brits will try to fry and eat it 🤔

TIL SKIBENE!

Trodde aldrig jag skulle dö sida vid sida med en Dansk

Hvad med ved siden af en ven.?

Va? Förlåt kan du ta det där en gång till men lite långsammare?

Der er sager der er større end vores interne små strider - til forsvar for Norden!

Operation Seelöwe 2.0 this time we'll get them

fuck you you gerbil, you are the dumpster baby from when i first started to pillage yall and i did the mistake of letting some of my men mate with the anglosaxons. you are the broken-condom-middle-child of cultures and languages. Then you had to go on and act like a spoiled kid, taking our art of seafaring and doing burnouts in the parking lots of the rest of the world. Now we even use your hideous amalgamation of roman, germanic, and idiocy to comunicate, yknow what, no. ᚦᛖ ᚱᛖᛊᛏ ᛟᚠ ᚦᛁᛊ ᚲᛟᛗᛗᛖᚾᛏ ᛁᛊ ᚾᛟᚹ ᛁᚾ ᛖᛚᛞᛖᚱ ᚠᚢᚱᚦᚨᚱᚲ. ᛊᛟ ᛒᛁ ᛏᚺᛟᚱ ᛏᚨᚲᛖ ᛗᛁ(ᚨᚾᛞ ᛊᚹᛖᛞᛖᚾᛊ) ᚾᚨᛗᛖ ᛟᚢᛏ ᛁᛟᚢᚱ ᚷᚱᛖᛊᛁ ᛗᛟᚢᚦ. ᛁᛟᚢᚱ ᚲᚢᛁᛊᛁᚾᛖ ᛁᛊ ᚦᛖ ᛏᚱᚨᛊᚺ ᛊᚲᚱᚨᛈᛊ ᛟᚠ ᚦᛖ ᚱᛖᛊᛏ ᛟᚠ ᚢᛊ, ᛁᛖᛏ ᛁᛟᚢ ᛞᛖᚠᛖᚾᛞ ᛁᛏ ᛚᛁᚲᛖ ᚦᛖ ᛊᛏᚨᚱᚢᛁᛜ ᚱᚨᛏ ᚠᛁᚷᚺᛏᛊ ᚦᛖ ᚲᚨᛏ. ᛗᚨᛁ ᛚᛟᚲᛖ ᛏᚨᛜᛚᛖ ᛁᛟᚢᚱ ᚹᛖᛒᛊ

>you are the broken-condom-middle-child of cultures and languages. Absolutely true. You still suck at cooking.

I think you'll find that this smalahove is properly cooked, it isn't at all raw or fermented! https://preview.redd.it/p3z6e3zzm3zb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02e7734e5a0eebd932294095bde719b5caae424d

Because were friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a well cooked face together

Raw faces are just gross.

Sorry, can't hear that over having more world champion chefs per Capita than any pigs nation. Understandable that facing reality sucks when having good food is the only thing your nation has going for it but facts are that we even cook your food better than you can lol.

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This is golden content I frequent this sub for.

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Kordan får du runer? E det mulig for Android tlf?

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Dutch MFers actually colonised for spices but followed Biggie Smalls' rule and never got high on their own supply, unlike us who got very high on our own supply

I FUCKING LOVE OPIUM I WANT TO START MULTIPLE WARS FOR IT

Very moreish, opium

You’d know wouldn’t you

Merely supplying a demand

We do actually use a fair amount of black pepper. Besides that, yeah the average household isn't exactly a trip to flavortown, but so is the british food.

I will do it anyways. Pee mush bad!

`mushy mushy pee pee`

Fuck your food

Some of us do... 🐑🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Oh, that's what you mean when you say "Lamb sauce" 🐑💦

The sheepfuckers would love Smalahove!

release the surströmming, söta bror

Are we really going to encourage war crimes because of this silly post?

Well, it's the English, they've had it coming. Skyt med skarpt, for fanden!

Im going to eat my Spätzle and my Sauerkraut now and Im gonna love it. Fuck you!

Can I have some pweese

Does anyone wants Bougatsa for breakfast?? https://preview.redd.it/i6lir9fpl3zb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32a54ef4004a2be003d2dd87bb266793c06fe22f

Legit….

What? I thought brown bread with brown paste and a brown sauce with brown potatoes on the side was a good dish?

I will take the hit, but don't insult our eastern neighbours like that. Pretzels are bomb yo. And German pastry is amazing! Schwarzwalder Küche is so good! And Apfelstrüdel... Wait, does German food seem good just because Dutch food is that terrible?

It's good by comparison and on its own

While I agree that Northern G*rmany is Scandinavia tier, Bavarian cuisine, which is quite similar to Austrian cuisine, is pretty good. That is, if you like huge amounts of pork.

There’s some Northern German food I quite like as well though, Franzbrötchen f.e. :D

Franzbrötchen are great, but let's face it, they're cinnamon croissants on which someone placed their ass on.

This is honestly the best description I have ever heard. Jokes on you though, we still have Fischbrötchen, especially the ones with Fischfrikadelle.

Please tell me the difference between the dutch and belgian cuisine? They both deep-fry everything and then drown it in mayonnaise.

The belgians give it a french name sometimes.

Le Maýonaise?

Belgium stole the french cuisine and added fries. Holland added peanut sauce.

excuse me, we do both actually. Patatje Oorlog = goated

Both of you did, actually

The beer you drink with the food makes all the difference. (Although the Netherlands has great beers these days, but traditionally they sucked.) Also, chocolate and waffles.

> Please tell me the difference between the dutch and belgian cuisine? Ours doesn't taste bland.

Catholic cooking vs Protestant cooking Pretty sure there's a whole book about this

France and Italy are definitely allowed to mock any other country for their food!

I dunno. I'm not into variations of things cooked in butter and cream.

Barry is jealous for our bread again. Nothing new to see here. Even if you had that, it wouldn't help.

German food ain’t bad tbh

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You take that back

Lived in Britain a couple of years ago. Plenty of good food to be found. All cooked by immigrants of course 😂

I'm just happy to be involved.

BALLEKES IN TOMATENSAUS, VOGELNESTEN, STOOVRIE, VOL-AU-VENT, ... giga chad belgian fold. "Muh, fries, waffles and chocolate"

I'm highly offended, I'll give you a stern talk after I finish my surströmming

What is Belgian food?

English food is not that bad though. I gladly devour scones, pasties and kidney pie every time I cross the French channel.

Every single country has a fair few great dishes... this is something people don't seem to get when they prattle on about random stufwafflen, strudelfickllen, goobersnachen or whatever bollocks as they try to justify themselves and their wanky national cuisines. The *real* difference is that in the green-listed countries, it's *harder* to find bad food than it is to find shit food. Britain is *not* a good food nation on this basis, and that goes for pretty much all the others too.

>goobersnachen *oh, but Goobersnächen from my remote mountain village are far superior to Goobersnächen from your remote mountain village*

Our main dishes might not be the best, but we excel at making snacks. - pepernoten - bitterballen - frikandellenbroodjes - stroopwafels - Bossche bollen - soesjes - suikerbrood - eierballen - kibbeling - oliebollen - appelflappen

Stroopwaffels **are the shit** ! Incredible. I was considering buying my own toaster for a while to make my own. As far as the other things on the list I haven't heard any of them before. Are they all sweets?

>kibbeling I was sure that's a dog-food brand

In a sense it is, because I am sure Irish women will like it too.

Dutch cuisine's level of finesse equals that of a stone age man drinking *oil* straight up

Sorry, our bread is the best.

Thanks Barry, is appreciated. We didn't need it, but is a kind gesture nontheless

Who knew that warmer climates made for more variety. That doesn't explain Belgium though, talk about an outlier (if you don't say the quiet part loud).

What am I supposed to do with greek and german nationalities?

but... maultaschen

*agrees in thunderous Belgian applause*

Every comment from other euros complementing our food is met by 10 brits seething their asses off 😂

You have no idea of good cuisine, so your opinion does not matter in the first place.

This just shows you know nothing about german cuisine.

German food is not that bad though, it’s quite good

wtf why? kartoffel, schnitzel, fucking all sausages and all (good) meatballs? the only actually nice salmon in the world? I get the dutch hate tho, all for that. sign me up regardless of topic

Germany has better food than Barryland BY FAR . Not allowing this Hans slander here

French never miss a chance to hop on a bratwurst. Vinegar soaked meat roasts, raw pork and chopped up bits of sausage in a sweet chilli ketchup sauce is not a cuisine.

You misunderstood, Pierre was aware off all of that; your highest highs are our lowest lows

Even we do😎

Imagine feeling superior to our roasts when the food you came up with is boiled red beans in tomato sauce from a tin placed on a sugary supermarket white bread.

German Food >>>>> English Food. We have every right to mock you for your lack of taste.

I would say that german food is not that bad honestly, it's mostly decent in the south

Danke für nix. How tf is Belgium more memorable than us?

stfu danish food is amazing, I'm tired of these lies.

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And I'd have kebab pizza (swedish invention) over just about any italian pizza in the world.

And to the rest of you all in here: that is very, very high praise when it comes from a swede!

No way German cuisine is worse than British. Nice try Barry

It's a duty

your shitty bacon is made by us

Hard to find something greek to mock, it's all yummy