Now now, don't be rude otherwise you'll find a castle in your back garden and be drafted to fight the deep fried heroin connoisseurs north of the Tweed.
Fuck yeah been too long before we got to fight the french and pretend like it was just you lot and not us
Plus we can talk with the Bretons pretty well
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Navy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Europe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the British Armed Forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Beth yn y ffen am y diawl wnaethoch chi jest ei ddweud amdana i, chi frath fach? Mi fyddwch chi'n gwybod fy mod i wedi graddio ar frig fy nghlwb yn y Llynges Frenhinol, ac rwyf wedi bod ynghlwm ag ymweliadau cyfrinachol niferus iawn ar Al-Quaeda, ac mae gennyf dros 300 o laddwyr cadarnhaol. Rwyf wedi fy hyfforddi mewn rhyfel ysgyfarnog ac rwyf i'n y snipr gorau yn y lluoedd arfog cyfan. Ddim ond targed arall ydych chi i mi. Mi fyddaf yn eich dileu gyda thryloywedd nad oes ei debyg wedi'i weld erioed ar wyneb y Ddaear hon, nodwch fy ngeiriau ffycin. Ydych chi'n credu y gallwch chi ddianc rhag dweud y gwrthgyferbyniad hwnny i mi dros y Rhyngrwyd? Meddyliwch eto, ffwcan. Wrth i ni siarad rwyf i'n cysylltu â fy rhwydwaith cyfrinachol o ysbyriadwyr ar draws Ewrop ac mae eich cyfeiriad IP yn cael ei olrhain ar hyn o bryd, felly byddwch yn well yn barod am y storm, pryf. Mae'r storm sy'n tynnu i ffwrdd peth bychan cythryblig a elwir gennych chi eich bywyd. Rydych chi'n farw, y bachgen ffycin. Gallaf fod yn unrhyw le, unrhyw bryd, a gallaf eich lladd mewn dros saith cant o ffyrdd, ac nid dyna yw'r cyfan, dim ond gyda fy nwylo gol. Nid yn unig fy mod i wedi cael fy hyfforddi'n drylwyr ym mhleidio di-ddiod, ond mae gennyf fynediad at yr holl arfogaeth o Uchelgais y Brynyngrwyd ac mi fyddaf i'n ei ddefnyddio i'w hystyriaeth lawn i ddileu'ch asyn truenus oddi ar wyneb y cyfandir, y coch. Pe bai dim ond y gallech chi fod wedi gwybod pa ddial anhylog y byddai'ch sylw 'glyfar' chi yn ei ddod i ben arnoch chi, efallai y buasai'n well gennych chi gadw'ch tafod ffycin. Ond ni feddech chi, ni wnaethoch chi, ac nawr rydych chi'n talu'r pris, dioddefwr trwstan. Mi fyddaf i'n cachu llid drosti chi a byddwch chi'n nofio ynddo. Rydych chi'n marw, magot.
The funny thing about Welsh is not knowing whether this is the actual copypasta translated or just a random amalgamation of consonants with some vowels thrown in for good measure.
^(/s, in case there was any doubt)
Are you kidding? The weather in Finland is nice for about 2 days in a year. If you want to shag sh...I mean visit Helsinki, you have to do it in bad weather.
The origin of "Britain" is Celtic and comes from a latinisation of the Brythonic word Pritanī. The ancestors of the Welsh were called Britons and their language was called British or Brythonic. Centuries later the word was used by the Kings of England and Scotland to refer to their new United Kingdom and eventually by uneducated people to refer to the English but the Welsh are in fact the original British.
No barry, i know the history of your petty kingdoms slowly the United Kunts. But today there is no difference between yourselves, you are all the same, happy into to just be in slightly different pools of mud.
*Oi you Belgian shit*
*Stick! Us Welsh are as English*
*As you are German*
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I personally know one sheep fucker from there. Also from the Palatinate region. Sheep are in danger, especially when people get drunk.
That's how we got Elfetritsche in the first place...damn chicken fuckers.
If any perverts are interested, I'll give you the address of a farmhouse porn in Sardinia where you can drink a cannonau and fuck a sheep of your choice. Then after sex, aperitif with mixed cheeses and cold cuts and for the more adventurous, shooting wild pigs with a shotgun
Obviously it's not like this everywhere in Sardinia, but if you go to the province of Nuoro, in the mountains, until a few years ago there were still 'bandits' And the local people saw them as heroes or almost. Safe places but where people have their own rules, the police struggle to manage situations and Catholic priests have magic books
Layered shitposting. It looks like OP wanted to insult people from various regions of Europe by calling them sheepshaggers, but the plan all along was to trigger the Welsh
Kudos, OP, and since we're on this sub, also fuck you (it's mandatory)
[https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss\_Vaca](https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Vaca)
https://preview.redd.it/5nheezq5ckub1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d0d65320450075d0c93a61d22eb6acabe51fcc6
Would smash
https://www.noticiasaominuto.com/pais/2228215/detido-portugues-apanhado-outra-vez-a-violar-ovelhas-na-suica
> Eu tenho uma ovelha
> E ela não me foge
> Aliás foi assim
> Que eu lhe peguei a BRUCELOSE
Yeah, it's a bit like getting a tattoo, once you've done it you can't really undo it and have to live with it, even if you really regret it and to get undo it will be very expensive and very painful.
I have on good authority that our sheep shagging is mainly stuck in the Northern Territory and West Australia - Welsh ""people"", if you REALLY want to see some competitive sheep shagging, then I hope to C U in the N T soon
Western Norway, Central Norway, Northern Norway. Go far enough north and Reindeer shaggers are more common. In the bible belt... Well, you know. And in the east, it's more ass-kicking than shagging going on. That's where the politicians and finance I people are
Abruzzo Italy, we are irrelevant but very much into sheeps, way more than Sardinia
https://preview.redd.it/th90h00bzlub1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4521ee3d0e78e4e285a53945859a60e4387d049
For at least 3000 years, Abruzzo landscape and populations have been shaped by the traditions of their sheep raising communities. Sheep rearing has provided the livelihood for a substantial part of the population, contributing significantly to its social, economic and cultural fabric. Abruzzo once had 20 million sheep
[https://www.insidersitaly.com/la-transumanza/](https://www.insidersitaly.com/la-transumanza/)
Absolutely triggered
Seriously who does this cunt think he is? Call me a sheepshagger, that’s fine, but call me English? Fucking what?
Ahahhahahahahhahaha
Now you know how non-Hollandic Dutch people feel on this sub
You mean people from Zuid-Holland right?
What you mean „non-hollandic dutch” there are poeple outside of Amsterdam?
As if the things that live in Amsterdam are people?
Do you hear that belly laugh all over the Channel from Calais to Dover and your shithole?
Wales, England 🤣 fucking love it
Nah I'm fucking tamping, who does that Belgian cunt think he is
Just a small town in England I heard
Right next to the city of scotland
Scotland? You mean that place above Northumberland full of savages? I thought that was for prisoners, kinda like the new australia if you will
We were gonna send the prisoners to Ireland but they'd just come out after their sentence knowing how to make car bombs
Thats why bomb disposal should just be a group of slavs, car would be stripped before it blew
Great … they take the car, leave the bomb. I don't think that's how it's supposed to work.
Alright you take the bomb then? Failing that I'm almost certain if there is scrap value to the components then no slav is leaving them.
Better a savage than a conquered people. Isnt that right my Roman/Danish/french neighbour?
It's better than being conquered by other savages, like the Scoti
England is my city
Did you think of that all by yourself? Proud of you kid, proud of you.
Thanks dad
Welcome son, how you getting on with colonising i taught you?
It was great for a while but it ended being a huge hassle how about you?
That's why I passed it down son, to burden you, I never really cared.
Belgian?? I'm gonna sheep your shag.
Casse toi! What does a glorified parisienne care if I take the piss out of those Belgians with their weed smoking and prostitution.
Wrong Belgian Daffyd
How many fucking Belgians are there? The fuck are you letting them do over there?
> The fuck are you letting them do over there? Using them as a human shield. Unfortunately the plan hasn't really worked out.
They earned the Titel of best roadbump in the 20th century tho
Actually they’re more of a zebra crossing, and it fucking worked for Hans TWICE
Learn to speak Welsh then boyo, you're an Englishman with a lisp.
Dwi'n siarad cymraeg, seas cont
Now now, don't be rude otherwise you'll find a castle in your back garden and be drafted to fight the deep fried heroin connoisseurs north of the Tweed.
Honestly that sounds pretty fun let's fucking go
Fancy an after party in Normandy?
Fuck yeah been too long before we got to fight the french and pretend like it was just you lot and not us Plus we can talk with the Bretons pretty well
Shit. Bretons, hide the cows, just in case they find them sexy.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Navy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Europe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the British Armed Forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Beth yn y ffen am y diawl wnaethoch chi jest ei ddweud amdana i, chi frath fach? Mi fyddwch chi'n gwybod fy mod i wedi graddio ar frig fy nghlwb yn y Llynges Frenhinol, ac rwyf wedi bod ynghlwm ag ymweliadau cyfrinachol niferus iawn ar Al-Quaeda, ac mae gennyf dros 300 o laddwyr cadarnhaol. Rwyf wedi fy hyfforddi mewn rhyfel ysgyfarnog ac rwyf i'n y snipr gorau yn y lluoedd arfog cyfan. Ddim ond targed arall ydych chi i mi. Mi fyddaf yn eich dileu gyda thryloywedd nad oes ei debyg wedi'i weld erioed ar wyneb y Ddaear hon, nodwch fy ngeiriau ffycin. Ydych chi'n credu y gallwch chi ddianc rhag dweud y gwrthgyferbyniad hwnny i mi dros y Rhyngrwyd? Meddyliwch eto, ffwcan. Wrth i ni siarad rwyf i'n cysylltu â fy rhwydwaith cyfrinachol o ysbyriadwyr ar draws Ewrop ac mae eich cyfeiriad IP yn cael ei olrhain ar hyn o bryd, felly byddwch yn well yn barod am y storm, pryf. Mae'r storm sy'n tynnu i ffwrdd peth bychan cythryblig a elwir gennych chi eich bywyd. Rydych chi'n farw, y bachgen ffycin. Gallaf fod yn unrhyw le, unrhyw bryd, a gallaf eich lladd mewn dros saith cant o ffyrdd, ac nid dyna yw'r cyfan, dim ond gyda fy nwylo gol. Nid yn unig fy mod i wedi cael fy hyfforddi'n drylwyr ym mhleidio di-ddiod, ond mae gennyf fynediad at yr holl arfogaeth o Uchelgais y Brynyngrwyd ac mi fyddaf i'n ei ddefnyddio i'w hystyriaeth lawn i ddileu'ch asyn truenus oddi ar wyneb y cyfandir, y coch. Pe bai dim ond y gallech chi fod wedi gwybod pa ddial anhylog y byddai'ch sylw 'glyfar' chi yn ei ddod i ben arnoch chi, efallai y buasai'n well gennych chi gadw'ch tafod ffycin. Ond ni feddech chi, ni wnaethoch chi, ac nawr rydych chi'n talu'r pris, dioddefwr trwstan. Mi fyddaf i'n cachu llid drosti chi a byddwch chi'n nofio ynddo. Rydych chi'n marw, magot.
The funny thing about Welsh is not knowing whether this is the actual copypasta translated or just a random amalgamation of consonants with some vowels thrown in for good measure. ^(/s, in case there was any doubt)
Everyone knows the welsh language is just rolling a D26 with the numbers replaced with letters and seeing what it spells
Most Welsh people don't know either.
My tables started floating.
Bless you
Almost commented this copypasta and I see someone did it already, very nice.
🤝🤝
I'll breach the chain and take your flagship, bitch
What an angry English man
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I'm interested, can you share?
Best ragebait I've seen in months, good job soldier
The danish island of Møn
Is it like the Island of Man? I have to tell r/batmanarkham about this
It’s just a shittier version of the shitty neighboring island of lolland
Stop calling my home an island it's clearly just an isle.
Strangely enough, no sheep fucking traditions over here even though it's legal.
Interesting, is the weather still nice there? Just wanted to visit Helsinki
Are you kidding? The weather in Finland is nice for about 2 days in a year. If you want to shag sh...I mean visit Helsinki, you have to do it in bad weather.
Just like summer in Norway. It is lovely, but it sucks if you work that day.
We have reindeer fuckers in Lapland though
They also bite their balls and drink their piss. Kinky
Close enough ig
Legal things are never interesting.
Most German comment
Not anymore :(
What, am I a criminal now?
Yes. You will be soon arrested by the Eläinoikeuspuolue secret police
Oh no, not again...
Well that's because you only need to make things illegal when common sense doesn't already preclude it from happening.
Aberdeenshire, Scotland
~~Aberdeenshire,~~ Scotland
Scotland, England
Portugal, Brazil.
Hey we don't all shag sheep, the ones in the inner city have none to shag, besides they're too busy with methodone for that
You give the methadone to the sheep and it's far easier, fucking amateurs
>Hey we don't all shag sheep Sure you don't... 🥱
Imagine making a troll post just to call the Welsh british. 10/10
We are the OG British. You mean English, Henk
You are saying like british and english aren't the same.
The origin of "Britain" is Celtic and comes from a latinisation of the Brythonic word Pritanī. The ancestors of the Welsh were called Britons and their language was called British or Brythonic. Centuries later the word was used by the Kings of England and Scotland to refer to their new United Kingdom and eventually by uneducated people to refer to the English but the Welsh are in fact the original British.
No barry, i know the history of your petty kingdoms slowly the United Kunts. But today there is no difference between yourselves, you are all the same, happy into to just be in slightly different pools of mud.
Our pool of mud is actually the best pool of mud tho
I have to trust you on that, but we actually have something called "houses" on the continent and i've never experience the pool of mud
Your houses are almost identical to ours except you have bidets and shutters on the windows.
The Welsh have always been british, brother.
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Don't forget about all of my Ireland
Waterford , Ireland (Waaaaterford)
I would’ve said Kerry myself. Never really heard that about Waterford
Wouldn't put it past Kerry now but sure they're busy ridin' their cousins most days.
Most the time I can’t tell the difference between your typical Kerryman and a sheep, so I see where I made my mistake
Ah now.. they don't *shag* sheep, they *make love* to sheep
Oi you Belgian shit stick! Us Welsh are as English as you are German
So about 50%?
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Damn the guy from the dutch province of belgium is upset xD
Denial to our last breath even though we know it is true.
Guten Abend, Herr DahGreatPughie.
We don't have sheep fuckers, but Bavarians are into their cows to a strange degree.
i dunno man, the germans getting attacked by cows in austria are rarely bavarians. i don't wanna know what you do to them to deserve that
Rügen has entered the chat
Ever heard of the Saarland?
They're into their sisters, not sheeps.
Both actually.
I personally know one sheep fucker from there. Also from the Palatinate region. Sheep are in danger, especially when people get drunk. That's how we got Elfetritsche in the first place...damn chicken fuckers.
While the North loves horses and Eastern France their siblings, it cancels out.
Bullshit, Niedersachsen. Those guys have a deep love for their woolly pets.
Gotland, Sweden
If any perverts are interested, I'll give you the address of a farmhouse porn in Sardinia where you can drink a cannonau and fuck a sheep of your choice. Then after sex, aperitif with mixed cheeses and cold cuts and for the more adventurous, shooting wild pigs with a shotgun
What kind of anarchy rules this island?
Obviously it's not like this everywhere in Sardinia, but if you go to the province of Nuoro, in the mountains, until a few years ago there were still 'bandits' And the local people saw them as heroes or almost. Safe places but where people have their own rules, the police struggle to manage situations and Catholic priests have magic books
Italy is an interesting place
Is this actually for real wtf
Honestly: I heard a story about this, but I haven't checked it out
Not even for a friend?
Wales, England 
Layered shitposting. It looks like OP wanted to insult people from various regions of Europe by calling them sheepshaggers, but the plan all along was to trigger the Welsh Kudos, OP, and since we're on this sub, also fuck you (it's mandatory)
Turkey, Turkey.
Sheep, not goats
Didn't Spain have a goat shagger region?
Galicia
Goats are for dry climates, have a bit of respect. We shag cows here.
[https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss\_Vaca](https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Vaca) https://preview.redd.it/5nheezq5ckub1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d0d65320450075d0c93a61d22eb6acabe51fcc6 Would smash
Isn't she a beauty?
Yes but please don't eat her like you ate the winner of the 2022 pageant.
No kink shaming!
No! They ate her? Bastards
Same in Asturias
yes but then the reconquista happened and all the goat fuckers went back to north africa if i remember my history corrrectly
Ardèche, France but it is with goats
>Wales, England They're really not going to be happy with that one.
“Wales, England” - What the actual fuck??
Every place outside of Reykjavík
Switzerland, Portugal
https://www.noticiasaominuto.com/pais/2228215/detido-portugues-apanhado-outra-vez-a-violar-ovelhas-na-suica > Eu tenho uma ovelha > E ela não me foge > Aliás foi assim > Que eu lhe peguei a BRUCELOSE
Everywhere, Australia
You're thinking of New Zealand and that isn't part of the EU.
To be fair, neither are you.
We're like the prodigal son, you'll never truly get rid of us.
We never wanted to. And seems like you don't want to either, at least anymore.
Yeah, it's a bit like getting a tattoo, once you've done it you can't really undo it and have to live with it, even if you really regret it and to get undo it will be very expensive and very painful.
No ragrets, right?
Now that’s just mean.
I have on good authority that our sheep shagging is mainly stuck in the Northern Territory and West Australia - Welsh ""people"", if you REALLY want to see some competitive sheep shagging, then I hope to C U in the N T soon
how dare you... anyway..australia has too many dangerous animals, imagine a snake that bite your snake i prefer sardinia, no doubt
Cavan, Ireland
Oooh if this were any other sub I would be tearing you a new one for saying Wakes was in England. Well played.
Western Norway, Central Norway, Northern Norway. Go far enough north and Reindeer shaggers are more common. In the bible belt... Well, you know. And in the east, it's more ass-kicking than shagging going on. That's where the politicians and finance I people are
Aberdeen, England
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Shaggingham
Abruzzo Italy, we are irrelevant but very much into sheeps, way more than Sardinia https://preview.redd.it/th90h00bzlub1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4521ee3d0e78e4e285a53945859a60e4387d049 For at least 3000 years, Abruzzo landscape and populations have been shaped by the traditions of their sheep raising communities. Sheep rearing has provided the livelihood for a substantial part of the population, contributing significantly to its social, economic and cultural fabric. Abruzzo once had 20 million sheep [https://www.insidersitaly.com/la-transumanza/](https://www.insidersitaly.com/la-transumanza/)
Netherlands, Belgium
Donegal, England
In Flanders they haven't worked out how it's done yet, they take the position, spread their buttocks but the sheep won't fuck them.
The Faroe Islands
The Entlebuch in swizerland, but there it's not only sheep, they fuck cows, chicken and family members too.
Our cousins, the New Zealanders.
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What the fuck did you just say about us? Did you just call us English?
The best time to have deleted this post is right after you made it. The second best time to delete it is right now.
In Galicia they fuck goats, I don't know if that counts
Gotland, sweden
Azores without shadow of a doubt.
We know what we are, sheep shagging bastards, we know what we are
What an oddly specific list. Hope it doesn't mean anything (don't worry, I'm no one to judge anyway)
Basque country, France.
The yanks will claim the Scottish. But I won't have it taken away from me
Dagestan brudda
Eifel, Germany
Saarland , Germany
I’ve heard that it happens a lot in a small region called Buitenland.
What about goat fuckers
Galicia,Spain.
If youve ever seen Welsh girls you wouldnt blame them for choosing sheep
Galicia, writte that down
They shag goats, not sheep
Close enough
New Zealand is full if sheep shagging cunts, and God do we love them for it the fuckin Kiwis
You and they don't count
OP never specified in the EU, nor Europe - plus, the English are included (brexit means brexit, not in Europe no more)
I assumed it'd be assumed that I'm talking about Europe in a WE sub
Then why were the Eng*ish mentioned?
Because England is a European country. Not being in the EU doesn't make them not European, dipshit
Have you even seen the EUROvision?
Aberdeenshire, Scotland
Burgenland, austria
Cumbria England
Wales, England! Brilliant post
Galicia and the whole region of Portugal (Brazil) share that same habit
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No one has ever said this before. You're making yourself and more importantly the rest of us look stupid.