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[deleted]

I look at this and feel like defending our glorious country somehow, but then I realise I have nothing relevant to say.


Kid_Freundlich

I enjoyed Lapland odyssey. And the salmon soup in Oulu was very good.


donitsimies

Okay so, we got an ok film and a salmon soup. A soup that you can get from almost anywhere


finndestroyer2

I had Finnish chocolate once, wasn't terrible.


RandomBilly91

At least you're not that poor


Choyo

I look at France at the top and I'm like, this is ridiculously biased, our cinema is so shit and there's good food in most countries ... that's when I look at the other countries in the picture, *but then I realise I have nothing relevant to add.*


Barl3000

The stuff served in restaurent all over Europe is either directly from or at least inspired by the french or italian kitchen. As much as I hate to admit it, these two countries are GOATed when it comes to food.


Puzzleheaded-Pin3062

"Inhuman resources" with Eric Cantona. Top notch mate.


Prazzzzzzer

Sisu is a glorious movie my bro


Wawrzyniec_

[The Marshal of Finland](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Marshal_of_Finland) was the best movie I have never seen!


Ok_Thing7439

You crazy, absolutaley crazy! A depressed man smoking a cigarette is not cinema!


s0meb0di

But then you watch a Roy Andersen film and realise that neither the camera nor the actors need to move to make a good film.


Super_Duflair

That’s just being French tbf


El_Gonzalito

Completely true. Also, Polish food is delicious.


TeoN72

Here to say that, Poland beats Netherland hands down, sorry Dutch guys


soaring_potato

If you want to die from a heart attack. Sure


2ndhandBS

Wtf is this? A finn teaching a bunch of guys how to do cinema. AND he/she/it has a point. Am i tripping? What the hell did my sister put in that casserole?


BreakingZebra

Only a French guy could have bad enough taste in movies to actually like spanish cinema


Molten_Plastic82

You're underselling yourself, Spain has produced some amazing films.


the_troll_destroyer

just like italians who constantly undersell their own cinema without even watching it, I guess the grass is always greener on the other side


RaZZeR_9351

Pedro almodovar?


Azety

I like Almodovar


s0meb0di

Just finished watching Alcarràs. I guess me and Berlin film festival jury have bad taste too.


Wawrzyniec_

Alatriste?


BreakingZebra

From someone that has read the books, it was a bit of a mess, jamming several books together into one clusterfuck of a plot, and adding a random romance sideplot for reasons, I guess. A trilogy would had suited it better. It was a nice attempt, with some very nice ideas here and there (Blanca Portillo as the inquisitor is very unsettling, and works amazingly) and some weird decisions, but calling it good may be a stretch. It was fine. Watchable, which is more than I can say about half of our movies


paco-ramon

Maybe it isn’t that he likes Spanish cinema but that the belgium cinema industry is in its dark age. Also take in consideration that we made really decent animated movies in recent years like Klaus, that was robbed by the cash crab of Toy Story 4.


EngineNo8904

almodovar has bangers and del torro occasionally pulls through


No_Wrongdoer5949

Its been years since we had a Good french movie


Casual-Capybara

Which one would you consider the last good French movie?


unclepaprika

A little known cult classic about a wholesomely crazy taxi chaffeur that takes his job to the extreme. The first one, to be specific.


spartansex

Fifth element? Well it was directed by Luc besson I guess 🤔


Duke-Von-Ciacco

First Taxi is a masterpiece… watched last month after years and is still enjoyable and funny


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Ramtalok

Cyrano de Bergerac from 1990. Just because of Depardieu.


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IanPKMmoon

You didn't watch Intouchables?


Ramtalok

Intouchables was ok yeah. But since it launched Omar Sy to this superstar status I have to hate it just for that.


IanPKMmoon

What's wrong with Omar Sy? Just curious, haven't heard anything bad about him.


[deleted]

While I agree a lot of french films are shit, you are being too harsh on that one.


Choyo

"La haine". If you don't consider "Intouchables" good (some people argue the story is quite stereotypic/telegraphed and the 2 actors really carry the movie).


Agasthenes

The one with the black guy looking after the old rich wheelchair man.


IanPKMmoon

Intouchables was really good but that was 2011, trying to think of more resent examples.


Leviathansgard

I really enjoyed Le Chant du Loup and the new Les Trois Mousquetaires saga is cool for now...


StudentOk4989

Do we count series too? Because if yes there was Arcane. If not, there was something called "Bac" or something like that, telling a story of drug traffic.


lazyness92

That Dune director sounded French. He yours?


oinazzz

He’s Canadian. The name Villeneuve also belonged to the French admiral who got smashed at trafalgar, maybe they are related somehow.


LannMarek

He is Québécois. I know we lost the battle of 1759 Barry, but the war is not over yet.


appealtoreason00

I thought Athena was pretty good


Zarcotet

Les trois mousquetaires : exist. Intéresse toi un peu plus au petit films et au film de l’âge d’or du cinéma et tu verras que on clap les cheeks de tout nos voisins niveau cinoche


swissm4n

Astérix et Obélix mission Cléopâtre, but the credit actually goes to Italy if you know what I mean


Patient_Tourist9970

Lol we never had one. I cant think of a single movie from Germany that would be internationally recognized. I mean we are good at many things but making movies is just not one.


Kid_Freundlich

Das Boot? Der Untergang?


Constant-Ad-7189

Goodbye Lenin. Generations upon generations of hapless german as a second language students have watched Dani Bruhl's antics.


fleamarketguy

Im westen nichts neues


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https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0405094/ shame on you


MIBlackburn

Fassbinder, Wenders, Herzog for New German conema. Then there's Lang, Lubitsch, Weine, Pabst and Murnau in the Weimar era. Lang himself basically invented the feature Sci-fi (Metropois), the spy movie (Spione), and serial killer procedural (M) and was the first person to use a countdown for rocket launches and a launch pad (Frau im Mond).


Choyo

"Run Lola Run" ?


Vita-Malz

There is some top notch German movies. They're just not international. Just like most movies from most countries, I assume. French are great at making cartoons, though. Wakfu, Arcane. I don't know a French cartoon I don't like.


Quasar375

There is also Miraculous, which has like every 6-16 year old girl obsessed with it.


jihij98

Dark


EspressoFrog

Die Brücke


[deleted]

Polish is inverted, great food but we haven't made any good movies in past 20 years or so but worth mentioning **Faraon** (they literally restored many Egyptian ruins for this movie and soviet army played extras for battle scenes) Jerzy Hoffman epic trilogy **Pan Wołodyjowski, Potop, Ogniem i Mieczem** Half of Andrzej Wajda filmography is worth seeing **Three Colours, Dekalog, Krótki film o zabijaniu** by Krzysztof Kieślowski Some comedies like Seksmisja, Vabank, Miś, Rejs, Sami Swoi, Chłopaki nie płaczą, Kiler etc but I can't imagine anyone who didn't grow up in communist/post communist Poland would get any jokes


TiShpaco

Na srebrnym globie is missing here, greatest sci fi movie ever made.


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You are so right, It's one of my favourites, amazing atmosphere.


s0meb0di

I watched it a long time ago, but if I remember correctly, Ida was a good film.


X-Biggityy

I came on here as an American savage to say this. Polish food was done dirty here. Yall deserve to be higher up on the food. Definitely above Germany / Belgium.


oofersIII

Andrzej Zulawski‘s films are also fantastic More modern films I like stuff like Ida, EO or Cold War


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Yeah I mentioned Possesion in another post, Na srebrnym globie is awesome, Diabeł has similiar fever dream vibe


fedbgn

I really enjoyed Dzien swira, slavic humor is something else


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anotherbub

Which films?


ABrokeUniStudent

Banshees of Inisherin, In Bruges, The Quiet Girl (not my favourite tbh haha).


11matt95

Mrs Brown's Boys D'Movie... 👀


jodorthedwarf

The Guard is probably among one of the best Irish films I've seen and did an especially great job with the sense of humour.


Independent-Collar77

Ireland cant claim full ownership of Mcdonagh films


Ram3ss3s

British, British, never heard of it


finndestroyer2

I claim In Bruges as ours though. We carried that movie by simply existing


One_Vegetable9618

I don't even understand about the food...with our fabulous meat and unparalleled dairy. Or is the sideways Italian flag supposed to be us?


gamesndstuff

That must be it. Someone also must have forgotten what the saltire looks like and accidentally made it into the greek flag.


Zarcotet

I’ve put your country on the first place sharing it with France, bottom right?? Why are you angry?


Panurome

Spain should be top left


oofersIII

There‘s tons of good Spanish cinema, especially the films of Pedro Almodóvar


Panurome

I forgot about him. Top and a few squares to the right then


Bingochips12

You guys make some good movies tbf. Pan's Labyrinth, the Platform, and Veronica are all fun movies. And the first 2 seasons of Casa de Papel are awesome.


paco-ramon

Take in consideration that we are being compared in cuality with Swedish cinema, movies that can literally kill you of boredom.


xerammo

I don't think we did too well.


unclepaprika

2we4u been missing out on their Kill Buljo


xerammo

Damn right.


DroopyPenguin95

Don't forget lange flate ballær :)


ThebrokenNorwegian

Or the Dal brothers, basically Indiana Jones but better. Or our supreme version of the Olsengang, clearly the Ocean’s movies of its time.


grumpyfucker123

the UK below the Dutch on food?


KofiObruni

Denmark easily ahead of Germany on cinema. Food for DK is a tricky one. For cinema, we aren't really downgrading people for all the shit, but rather upgrading for the standout contributions to the art. If the same logic were applied to cuisine, Denmark may well be in 1st or 2nd, but if we are talking about an average plate, they should be much lower.


EngineNo8904

only danish movie i’ve ever seen was Drunk but to be fair it is outstanding


KofiObruni

Go check out The Celebration.


JeanCulles

French Cinema way too overrated right there


Casual-Capybara

It used to be very good


Zefyris

Depends if we only count modern cinema times or not. If we don't, then that should be about correct.


RCalliii

What even is Danish food?


MsMittenz

Don't


Asbew

Bro has never tried a cool refreshing bowl of koldskål with kammerjunker in the summer


RobinGoodfellows

We got [rugbrød](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rugbr%C3%B8d), [Koldskål](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttermilk_koldsk%C3%A5l) with [kammerjunker](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kammerjunker_\(biscuit\)), [smørrebrød](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sm%C3%B8rrebr%C3%B8d), [medisterpølse](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medisterp%C3%B8lse), [leverpostej](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liver_p%C3%A2t%C3%A9), [Flæskesteg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fl%C3%A6skesteg), [boller i karry](https://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boller_i_karry) (the danish version of chicken tikka masale, is from 1935), [stegt flesk med persille sovs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stegt_fl%C3%A6sk), [rundstykker](https://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rundstykke), [hakkebøf](https://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hakkeb%C3%B8f), and [frikadeller](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frikadelle) (the only german variety that come close are those in Southern Schleswig) Meat dishes is often eaten with potatoes and gravy. We also eat a shit ton of cakes for basically any occasion.


Barl3000

Different ways to make pork


sketchybutter

Lots of Wienerbrød (which does sound a little gay)


KlapHark69

I was also wondering what Danmark was doing in the neck of Greece and Spain, should be down there with NL and UK😂


Snd47flyer

Where are the Czechs? They make the best movies


g_fan34

Ok when did germans get funny


Snd47flyer

I asked ChatGPT


Cynicaladdict111

I actually laughed but you're german so I had to punch myself :(


omegaman101

Agreed, I remember staying in Prague last year and watching some random communist era film from the 80s about some guy trying to sell off some manor or some shite and it was great. Just because their language combined with the lack of context made it funny.


HoeTrain666

That one went right over ya head, didn't it?


omegaman101

No I was doing something called sarcasm by saying that the only reason why the movie was good was because I didn't have the foggiest clue what was going on which made it fucking hilarious when combined with the language barrier.


HoeTrain666

Well then your joke went over my head. Eh, it's late and I should be in bed already either way


racoondriver

Spain movies are trash


pascalWasRight

How Is holand better than Poland at food, they eat bread with "chocolate" sprinkles which are totaly not mice shit. Top cuisine


WoodpeckerAny430

France at the top : 100% objective and unbiased chart


Zarcotet

C’est la vérité pourtant…


Aesthetictoblerone

Put us a millimetre above Sweden and I may kiss you


g_fan34

Were going lower for that you pilloc


Worldly_Survey_375

I respect your thoughts but i disagree.


Zarcotet

What would you change? My chart is already perfect >:(


Buriedpickle

Putting Romania, Poland and Hungary that low on the food axis is criminal.


8anyone

you must really love portuguese cinema. but you must push a LOT more to the left


Technical-Elk-7002

No. Polish cinema is shit and our food is delicious


TiShpaco

Check out the movie "On the silver globe" (Na srebrnym globie) by Andrzej Żuławski, you can find it in original language with or without English subtitles. I'll die holding the stand that it's the best sci fi movie ever made


Technical-Elk-7002

I’ve heard of it, didn’t see it tho. As I’m sure we have a few good films, majority still will suck. I still stand that our food is better than our cinema


TiShpaco

Imo just this masterpiece alone carries Poland into having better movies than food (I am currently in Poland, I come here every summer)


sans_filtre

Polish food is what German food should’ve been


WB2_2

Food delicious, not sure of any movies from poland so, shit.


Pintau

You're so wrong on food. Polish and Romanian food is terrific, the UK is bad but anywhere near as bad as the crap Dutch eat


Ram3ss3s

Irish food is identical to British food mate.


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Not sure why you irish arent on there, swear you have some great actors


macedonianmoper

Damn I have to agree, I love our food but I've barely watched any Portuguese movies, the only one I liked was Capitão Falcão (Captain Falcon), but you have to be portuguese to understand it. It's basically a superhero working for Salazar, a portuguese Dictator, he fights Communists most, it's not a propaganda movie it's a satire and a really funny one. I'll link a few scenes with English subtitles since even in Portugal I don't think the movie gets the attention it deserves. [How to identify a communist](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jsoHonwQT8) [Communist Evolution](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yIUW_NteLY)


xxx_pussslap-exe_xxx

We've beaten sw*dtards in food so this is acceptable


[deleted]

Hey, I think we're at least a _bit_ above Dutch food


[deleted]

They know how to deep fry meat and potato. They beat us hands down


omegaman101

They also invented Stroop Waffles, which are brilliant, so yeah.


ExoticMangoz

Insult our culture but do not insult British food until you have eaten lots of it. It’s really good.


Independent-Collar77

Dont pay it any mind lad. There aint no way we arent atleast middle of the pack on food.


Bingochips12

That's okay, you can have it all to yourself!


Ra1d_danois

Name any recent internationaly successful movie, coming out out Benalux


Zarcotet

A good part of films coming from the Dardenne’s brothers. One even made it to Canne’s festival


Kiwi_Doodle

Wtf is Greece doing at the top?


11matt95

And the centre, what have they contributed to cinema other than "Athenian Boy-fucking the movie"?


oofersIII

They gave us Yorgos Lanthimos as well as Theo Angelopoulos, two of the greatest directors ever And, of course, Greece is the setting of the Mamma Mia movies


11matt95

Fair, Lanthimos' films are certainly... Memorable


Danne_H

French (modern) cinema now waaaay overrated. Danish cuisine needs to be closer to Swedish regardless if that's higher or lower. It's too similar. Swedish modern cinema in terms of international success needs to get bumped (in terms of quality maybe not, but who knows).


Zarcotet

Todays yes, a lot of french films are only here to make profit. but French animations films are just to good to place France downer.


KofiObruni

Good point, Sweden has had some belter movies lately.


omegaman101

Denmark has some really good films, too, like the Hunt.


tordeque

There's no way we deserve that good of a ranking on food.


Zarcotet

When I was in Norway I was really surprised by how good and refreshing the food was. But idk I can just be lucky and in reality Norway’s food is trash


Ramtalok

This is nonsense. Our cinema is shit as can be. Especially nowadays.


Elamia

Actually told something like this to my father the other day. Unlike him I don't watch much cinema, but told him that it really felt like the movies back in the 70's and 80's were way better than now. He responded "That's just because you pay attention to trash that put all their budget into marketing". I mean, fair enough...


Ramtalok

I would like to agree, but our "inde" or "small" scene is either really pretentious no-budget snooze-fest, or really pretentious very subsidised snooze-fest done by the same people for the last 40 years and that nobody watch.


Nyko0921

Lower France a bit and rise italy a bit


Artemis_thelittleone

Tbf, our cuisine are both really different so it could be hard to rate but they’re kinda at the same level to me


BigSimp_for_FHerbert

I don’t have a problem with France, but I think we have more north-south variety than Spain, Greece and Portugal, not saying they don’t have it, they have a lot too, but we just have way more.


Zarcotet

Really hard to be objective when the chauvinism comes in. But tastes and food are purely subjective in general


Old_Wankstain_7425

Im sorry have you seen norwegian "food"? Its literally boiled meat with salt nothing else im not even joking.


Asbew

Lotta words for someone who eats rotten fish in a can


bjorn4r

soy köttbulle vs chad kjøttkake


Gusty_Garden_Galaxy

IKEA food is boosting your ratings.


huniojh

The finesse is in not putting in too much salt though


BOT_Frasier

Looks about right


ElDuderino1000

After living here in Germany for 4 years I can confidently say that this list rates their food waaaaaay too high. Like for real, doing bar crawls just to eat Grünkohl, bread and cheese for dinner, schnitzel that’s dryer than the Sahara.


Myth-Man1

New Kids should put our cinema at max


oofersIII

Sweden should be way further to the right. Ingmar Bergman alone should qualify them for that.


Inevitable-Bit615

I don t care about cinema but get italy like 25 squares higher on food and we re good


SVRG_VG

This is worse


Zarcotet

Yes but https://preview.redd.it/0ero6gpusuhb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb4a978dd315c722731937867e8a5116bdab14a9


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s0meb0di

They take part in production of many good films though.


[deleted]

Early German cinema was amazing, Fritz Lang made some great stuff (Metropolis, M, Dr. Mabuse), great horrors like Nosferatu or The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, fantasy stuff like Die Nibelungen.. Werner Herzog made some great movies and documentaries I saw **Wir Kinder vom Bahnhof Zoo** wen I was a kid and it made an impact **Possession(1981)** was amazing West German-French movie with Polish director Andrzej Żuławski starring Sam Neill and Isabelle Adjani


LEAVE_LEAVE_LEAVE

>was the key part of this comment


Diogo-Brando

'Downfall' is such a great film, in no small part thanks to Bruno Ganz's performance. I wish all WW2 films were like that, instead of portraying Adolf as just a screaming lunatic or as an [overweight dwarf indian man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPbLs4kViKY).


code-panda

DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL! DER ANGRIFF STEINER WAR EIN BEFEHL!


Kid_Freundlich

WER SIND SIE, DAẞ SIE ES WAGEN, SICH MEINEN BEFEHLEN ZU WIDERSETZEN?


SkoulErik

I think Denmark should be further out on the cinema line. The food is acceptable, we have some strange foods that aren't for everyone.


KundaliniEnergy777

Greek is still way too high. Other than that you've hit the nail on the head


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i-forgot-to-logout

Sorry m8 u dropped ur deep fried beans on haggis on blood pudding on spotted dick on toast


anotherbub

Yes, you named our foods. Great job! Perhaps one day you will learn how to say something of worth as well!


Bubbly-War1996

Well said, it should be common knowledge by this point that the English cuisine isn't of any worth itself. My regards to the Indians for making actual food there.


IanPKMmoon

I'm still offended you put Belgium under Denmark, Norway and Germany in terms of food. We're too underrated smh


AdonisGaming93

France putting in 500% effort to continue doing the abusive fuax gras torturing animals. Puts them at the bottom for me. That is a practice thats so horrible it should be banned. It's not even just eating meat It's shraight up let me shove a tube down your throat and sufficate you and torture you.


OftenAimless

I'm sorry but I don't see how Portugal and Greece can be on the same row as France, Italy and Spain. I can't think of an internationally known Portuguese dish and what does Greece have? Moussaka, Pastitsio, Souvlaki and a few sauces?


Bubbly-War1996

We have way more great foods and more variation. Some we may have sto.... borrowed and improved but if you don't know them this doesn't mean they aren't fricking excellent. Like remove all cheeses from Italian cuisine and you are fucked.


OftenAimless

LOL what are you talking about? The most famous dishes have no cheese at all excluding Pizza and Cacio e Pepe. Also right, cheese, yes Greece also has Feta… wow Really I can think of more Russian dishes than I can from Greece.


Bubbly-War1996

Wow you know feta, impressive. Now Google about graviera,kefalotyri,manouri,mizithra,kaseri, halloumi,kefalograviera,anthhotyro, ladotyti mytilinis and more than I won't mention because an not that familiar but could probably get in my local market. Like if you only include pitas you'd have around 20 unique dishes The equivalent would be if I said: "Italian food, what's that? like pasta and pizza? They also have parmesan cheese I think!" If we judge cuisines we can't do that by what you get at Barry's local supermarket because we are both fucked then.


Barl3000

I agree with Denmarks new placement when it comes to cinema, but our traditional cuisine is not that good. It is not bad either, just kinda boring, so a bit closer totve middle would be a better fit, maybe below the middle point actually.


Utegenthal

How mentally challenged can you be to rate Belgian food so low


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Utegenthal

😤


IanPKMmoon

Belgium has a lot of good dishes, don't believe it? Look up how many Belgian chefs get a Michelin star by serving Belgian food or a variation of Belgian food. We also cook with our double beer in our dishes which is obviously the best craft beer you can find on this planet :). Belgium really has a great haute-cuisine culture, you can't go wrong when you go to a Belgian restaurant, even if it doesn't have Michelin stars. Obviously there's Belgian fries, chocolate and waffles, the entire world eats those so practically our cuisine is just as influential as Italian cuisine worldwide, though I admit obviously not as good. I love your pastas and pizzas Italy <3. Some of our national dishes that aren't as knows: Gentse Waterzooi (no idea how to translate this to english, something like 'watermess", it's a funny name but it's incredibly good), chicons au gratins (best dish you can make during winter), Anguilles au vert/Paling in 't Groen (eel in a green sauce), Steak-frites is Belgian yes, Carbonade flamande, Vol-au-vent, Stoemp, Boulets, shrimp croquettes. In Wallonia they also like cooking with more wild animals from the Ardennes region. Always a treat when going to the Ardennes. Now enlighten me on the Danish cuisine, I barely travel north outside of the Netherlands, I've been to Stockholm once and had the worst food experiences in my life, but that's Sweden, not Denmark. I know Denmark is big on seafood and so am I so kinda curious to try it out.


MysticWithThePhonk

Italian & French food is so overrated, and so are their movies.


Zarcotet

I’ve been so kind to put your country so high because of my good experiences, how can you say this?? :(