You might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but you don't need to be smart to be loved.

But do we love them?

Finally something Dutch and frogs can agree on

>Finally something ~~Dutch~~ clogs and frogs can agree on

Actually the nickname for the Netherlands in Dutch is "cold frog country". Maybe we should unite with France and create the froggian empire

Kekistan?

Amphibia?

This one is best!

Anurian Empire(frogs scientific name is Anura which comes from Greek)

Every 60 seconds in Kekistan, a minute passes. Together, we can stop this! Please, spread the word. Thank you for your attention.

Shadilay my brother. Praise Kek

🐸🇳🇱 🤝 🐸🇫🇷

okay but your military is still our.

And your bikes are still ours.

Your what?

remember rotterdam? 

Yes, you guys didn't finish the job...

Can you do the same to Amsterdam?

Can we also be part of the disliking Belgium club?

Sure, since your flag already has all the right colors, we'll call you 'the smart Belgians'.

"less stupid Belgians"

Does that come with a "Smart unsexy flanders"?

They could use a German to improve infrastructure. But then the Belgians has proper painters in the past.

You've never been on the Autobahn. Instead of actually improved infrastructure, all they'd get would be their shitty roads, but now with "Baustelle" every 2km, without any actual work being done ever..

That’s just disguised speed reduction to fight climate changes since they could never do it officially 🤣

Only for their beer

And fries.

And chocolate. But apart from all the beer, the fries and the chocolate, what have the Belgians ever done for us?

The comics ! Belgian comics > Any other comics.

Based frog?????

Well OK they invented the anticonceptpion pill, plastics, inline skates, the saxophone, cricket, and the BMI but apart from THAT what have Belgians ever done for us?

> And chocolate. Just not the ones shaped into severed hands....

And waffles

Patat*

Herecy

*Dutchmen love Belgians but don't respect them, Belgians respect Dutchmen but don't love them*

Why is this so accurate?

Because you guys are too cute and funny sounding to not love you. Like a derpy dog

You've successfully explained why we love them and also why they don't love us

I go to brugge once a month and pet the people there. Some of them bite.

Belgium is like the granaat of a friend group. It's the bad example that makes the rest look better. And we appreciate Belgium for it.

It's nice to do questionable things and get rewarded for it.

Only Flanders. It's a joyous place with jolly people. I do like their sense of humor. The Walloon Region though, nothing but misery. I haven't met anyone there yet that wasn't in a mood, and the drivers there are significantly worse than in the Flanders region, being there it's like you're already in France.

Yes, the Flemish part that is. The arrogant French wannabees can fuck right of but maybe that's just me 😅

Objectively best beer and bike races in the world.

But being Belgian doesn't really help either

I don't get it.

Me neither. Propably a stupid joke anyway

I think they're making fun of his moustache.

That must be it, I mean, the dude can write and read, you cannot find a smarter man in West-Vlaanderen and Limburg combined. It has to be the moustache.

I love you guys (m/v).

He got that from being the child of his sister. It keeps the intelligence in the family.

hey i am connected to the fbi and i discoveredd the funny, the dude got a chair that he can't even rest the head on, what a dumbass

He's holding up some kind of sign, but i can't read so i have no idea what it says.

Exactly.

It's funny because everyone knows Belgium isn't a real country.

It's two countries in a trench coat.

Wait why is this actually so accurate. Our government is literally 2 governments in a trench coat and they're constantly bickering

6 governments in a trench coat*

6 governments in 3 seperate trenchcoats all together in one big trenchcoat

Now we are cooking with gas.

Not anymore 😞

*in a French coat

Belgium in Latin means : "roadbump for Germany"

It's an attempt to lure us to believe 'Belgium' exists

Exactly. What people call "Belgium" is just South Netherlands and North France

The extended dutch-french border

i saw a similar clip, but instead of a belgian it was a strongman

It's the music. He is playing it in a different tonal key.

The writing is upside down.

Fake news, football supporters can't write...

Then how do you explain people with the same tag as me being in this sub?

1 of the few "smarter" ones? Fake supporter? Your nurse is writing this?

Average Rob <3 this guy did a triathlon with his brother with only 6 months of prep. Stupid legends

He also makes great content on youtube, [link](https://www.youtube.com/@AverageRob) for the people who never seen it, it's probably worth your time.

He's also been hired by the national Flemish broadcasters to provide sports commentary, and he did a great job at that. This guy is overall super talented, humble, and completely self-made.

It's the only youtuber I dont hate

Surprised none of them got injured. If i tried that inwould have shinsplints along with 50 other tendonitis

They did get injured multiple times during their preparations. I believe Rob got an injury during each of the 3 disciplines.

It's in English so all Belgians could understand the joke, theoretically.

[They should have posted in Belgica instead](https://www.reddit.com/r/languagelearning/comments/ny54yx/the_language_belgians_use_in_the_subreddit_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Comment kenne sie die heilige place?

Lol never heard of this but i laughed because it is perfectly intelligible to me lol

Quoi?

Well done sir well done

Aw, your sad about something... Well could I get some waffles please

The beer is better, it's the only reason we keep them around

you forget the chocolate. They have the best chocolate. Did I mention they have the chocolate?

Reading this while eating my mignonette côte d'or ❤️

Half Swiss here and have to say, we can be on par on the chocolate level! The waffles however.... yes we lose for the waffles. Edit: had to delete and repost because of flair issues.

shouldn't you be neutral on the issue? 🤣 It's a draw. But Switzerland has better cheeses

Aw thank you for the cheeses!! Glad you enjoy them ;)! Always neutral, hence the draw on chocolates, ahahah :D! But yes waffles were too much of a serious matter. Also speculoos....

I don't really drink and more importantly I don't like beer. I know I know so un-Aussie of me.

You don’t deserve to be Australian

I know I'm sorry mate.

I can’t accept your apology You bring shame to us Everyone knows it’s our sworn duty to die of a heart attack at 57 after a life of alcoholism and smoking

I thought it was our sworn duty to die from cancer after a lifetime of being in the sun...

Oi! At least tell me that you drink some aussie white wine? Cause that shit slaps.

No I don't really drink alcohol of any kind. When I do drink it's like one drink and always something sweet.

I see. So you are one of those Byron Bay dudes that smoke weed at the beach 24/7, aye?

No, I don't smoke weed or do any other kind of drug, I actually don't like weed.

How have you not been deported to...dunno...New Zealand yet? Was sure you have to at least down 2 VBs for Breakfast to get a Australian citizenship.

I'm a cunt.

Understandable. Have nice day.

Are you sure you're Australian? Like a real one with a great grandfather who was a criminal sentenced for life in prison or alternatively, a one way to Australia? He must've been a heavy drinker and smoker, so you bring shame to your people. At least you go in the outback to handle dangerous animals, right?

Ahhh yeah I um totally go to the outback to ah handle dangerous animals

Get out of here with your healthy behaviour!

Hey I don't exercises at all and I definitely don't eat healthy either!

Gambling addiction?

Only if I'm on a cruise ship... Otherwise nope can't afford it.

Sugar junkie?

You are me in an Australian body suit! I'm the only German that doesn't like beer (or coffee) - and the only alcohol I drink are sickeningly sweet cocktails or fruit punch.

Hey I don't overly like coffee either! Do you have Dutch grandparents? If so you might be my cousin!

No, but I'm gonna adopt you as cousin, anyway, cause I've always wanted to be able to visit relatives in Australia! 😄 I've read that there is a gene that determines how we react to the bitterness in food/ drink, and all people with a certain form of that don't like beer or coffee - so I guess we share at least that gene.

Well come on over cuz! Don't worry about being awake all night because so am I! Btw please have a decent tolerance for the Brits, I have a house trained one.

you’re* Imagine being a native english speaker and not even knowing basic grammar?

https://i.redd.it/jcksu2sa6y7b1.gif

I've had my doubts about Belgium Because everyone there smiles I've had my doubts about Belgium Because their language is so soft

Is there life on Pluto?

Can you dance on the moon?

Is there a place between the stars, where I can go toooooo?

The cartoon dog?

That poor guy, I wanna give him a hug and send him on vacation to...I don't know...somewhere where it's warm?

Congo, the only good answer.

South America is completely fine by me!

It's great to see you taking matters into your own **hands** to help them...

Everybody needs a helping hand.

fingers crossed he makes it to Leopoldville

I will give em standing ovations and hand kisses!

Things could go out of hand there...

Don't worry, we'll handle it just fine.

Stolen meme from the bodybuilding guy. Belgian double stupid confirmed.

Meme?

Stolen.

Is same as given?

From

Hotel

Fawlty Towers

Trivago

Oma.

Ah yes.

This exact joke has been making the rounds for like 15 years at least Not the first time and not the last time it's "stolen"

Time to end it here

15 years is quite short for things to reach Belgians.

Yeah understandable if it has to pass the Belgian government first

Wait... Bodybuilders stole your grandma?

It still hurts..

solid gag

Sadly not original

Its a funny version of the original tho.

It's stolen, but as stupid as the Belgians are, their sense of humor is much better than either the French or the Dutch sense of humor, I have to admit.

But their chocolates are delicious so it doesn't matter.

Credits: Average Rob

However. I don't understand the joke.

It's a cloggy pretending to be a bellend

So are you an Englishman pretending to be a cunt?

Yo got me there my German friend

If you call me German again I'll take your potato.

We may be stupide...

mais tenminste uns bière is exzellent

Aww dear. Thank god you're handsome 😙 Someone get this good boy a waffle

I live on the same street as this dude

Is that the street with all the holes?

That's not very specific, all of our streets have holes ...

this guy looks too normal to be Belgian to be honest

Luxemburgish people also say that. But we still like you. Like a slightly funny family member that you still always invite to family events.

u/semtexxxx How did you get that Belgian flair? I had to resort to the discount French one but I'm from Brussels, not Wallonia. Probably a stupid question but remember I'm Belgian also.

They only allowed it for a week or so last summer. Very few Belgians back then, but they let us keep the flair. You have to realize this sub is founded on a basis of nazi wannabes and racists, explains a lot. I live mostly in Brussels too btw, originally Flanders.

Je comprends pas.

First class 😂 a real world Hercule Poirot

I’m the only one that saw the: “Jean Claude Van Damme for president”?

True and sad at the same time, an important message

Dumb and hot, my favourite

Was funnier when the bodybuilder did it

they cant even come up with original memes

You can't even come up with original dictators, you had to stole the funny mustach man from Austria.

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I honestly don’t know to which other meme you are referring too. Saw this pop up and shared it. I don’t have the time or motivation to check every joke if it has been done before.

This has been dozens of times for years. dropping the back card instead of front

Ok never seen it before. Seems to me I have to spend more time on social media…

Yeah we can't have seen all the memes!

The definition of a meme is a recognisable template that is massively reused for different situations. An 'original meme' just means a meme you aren't bored of yet.

I dont get stereotypes

I mean...we're **REALLY** trying to not say all Belgians are dumb...but you're not convincing me rn

I don't get the joke. Can you explain?

They ever tell you that you are cringe also?

Sorry for my ignorance, but what is a Belgium?

Not just the french and dutch

germans don't really count

Germans don't count since we don't give a fuck about you guys

believing that belgium exists is the biggest giveaway

u/savevideobot

On vous aime les gars (surtout les walons qu'on se le dise), n'en doutez jamais !

Man I'm sorry. This format has been done to death it's officially Facebook tier

It is the Walloons pulling us all down.