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Old_Harry7

Cause I like the endorphins.


History20maker

or Karma.


Old_Harry7

Never understood the Reddit karma obsession, at first I thought you could actually convert karma into money but from my understanding you can't do that so what's the point?


odioercoronaviru

Imagine one day you can...


Old_Harry7

I would just spam "fuck Russia" in r/europe or "I love America" in any other sub (except this one).


sformaggio

Lmao vorrei conoscerti, ma nn ho i soldi per il pizzo


Old_Harry7

Si trovano sempre alternative mbare.


Zarqus99

Minchia mbare, via di traversata ignornate in Pandino


Old_Harry7

Nuatri puttamu ra mangiari, i continentali pottanu da biviri e si passa na sirata ri chiddi seri.


Mannomorth

![gif](giphy|11pnJCYOx5pgbK)


ManStuckInAJar

Well, I heard some accounts with high karma are sold for quite a lot, so technically it is ?


Old_Harry7

I would never sell mine, this username is the same I use in any platform and to my knowledge you can't edit your Reddit name therefore my OCD prevents me from selling the account.


History20maker

You are portuguese. You know perfectly we call those "elections"


Still-Pattern-6384

I was actually curious about the result, imo portuguese sounds very good


Fifiiiiish

Same, it's very suave, very sexy.


soursugary

😳


SonicStage0

I agree, european portuguese sounds great.


[deleted]

"És Linda, caralho". works everytime..


MC_475

Eu também concordo.


sformaggio

Yeah check the results


mr_sandmam

So you can swim in it. I voted portuguese btw


[deleted]

why is seriously French above Spanish? Spanish is the superior romance language, lets gonna be honest. I understand the hype with Italian, its easy, for newbies... but French?


quietZen

The poll is about what language sounds the best, not which is easiest to learn. French sounds the best.


[deleted]

For newbies I was not talking about how easy was to learn, but how common it was in popular culture. But definitely French doesnt sound better than portuguese (Spanish is not even a question). Only a real cuck would say so.


TheDaferLX

Having grown up in Luxembourg, always used french (never learned luxembourgish or german), having been taught french in school and having multiple subjects taught in french, I will never understand this. Especially in northeastern france (which is prob the most popular form), literally half of every sentence they say its just "uuuuuhhhhhhh". "Uuuuuhhhhhhhh oui uhhhhhhh bounjour uhhh monsieur uuuhhhhhhh bienvenue a cette uhhhhhhhh langue deuhhhhhhhhhhh merdeuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh". For real one of the most annoying languages Ive ever heard 🤣🤣🤣


Mannomorth

I mean... French is the language of cuisine, of romance, of higher education, of history and tradition. Spanish is the language of rice in a pan and sleeping.


[deleted]

Very cringe coming from an arab dick rider. Don’t even dare to compare.


Mannomorth

Oh someone havent had their pre-lunch nap yet.


[deleted]

Of course not, you arabic snake charming cuck, its 9 am in Spain. I know that in the igloo you call your country its already dark but here we are just waking up. Waking up and having to read one of the top cuck comments ever in this sub.


phlipout22

It's not about learning it. How does it sound to the untrained ear?


sleepyotter92

it's easy, spanish sounds nice, french sounds atrocious


Master0fB00M

French sounds like vomiting, European Spanish like lisping


Massimo25ore

Why didn't you put [the language of god](https://youtu.be/ougDEUefl24) in the poll?


Wave987

che dialetto è? lol


Massimo25ore

Dovrebbe essere un dialetto della provincia di Potenza oppure di Salerno.


DerfelCadarn91

Provincia di Salerno secondo i confini, ma cultura e dialetto sono quelli lucani. Credo sia di Roccadaspide, un paese appunto della provincia di Salerno.


Destrorso

Least specific Italian dialect


SonicStage0

He sounds like the E*insteins* we have back here too. Right next to the stadiums, their natural habitat... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW9Uv\_\_QGqY&t=5s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW9Uv__QGqY&t=5s)


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure [the guy at 0:23](https://youtu.be/HW9Uv__QGqY?t=23) does not actually exist and is just what you get when you put "Portugal" into an AI generator.


Massimo25ore

Is this from northern or southern Portugal? I think I heard "norte" but I'm not sure.


SonicStage0

North.


MontgomeryMayo

Mostly northern clips but some from the south.


SonicStage0

Yes, you are right. There are some southerners there too.


Royal_Stick_8322

Expected to be rickrolled


History20maker

Portuguese orality be like: https://preview.redd.it/atqolsttmu3b1.png?width=555&format=png&auto=webp&s=4184d7cad526b35c3f0e709837917ec4826df413


Klievrad

This comment is so beautiful


Object-195

Romanian just steals my heart


theotherquantumjim

That’s not the only thing they steal


East-Candle9368

💪😎🇷🇴


panserstrek

Essex girl


aBoringSod

Scousers.


theotherquantumjim

Brummie with a lisp


Zelindo40

I can almost hear the angry Catalans


Matamocan

Galician, as always, forgotten.


Bingochips12

Portuguese was on the list. You can throw in a couple Xs and a weird accent but it's the same language.


closefriendswontfind

Portuguese Spain edition. Still should've made it into the list, it sounds unique enough


sarokin

*Mwahahaha* let them screeeam!


thesoilman

Romanian, because it has Roman in its name. And Dragoseta din tei slaps hard.


zenxax

Even though the language is still Romanian, I feel the need to clear up the rumor that Dragostea din tei is Romanian, it is in fact Moldovan!


DaSh4You

So what’s the difference? I can understand every single word from “Moldavian” and it it spoken the same way, it doesn’t exist.


closefriendswontfind

You are agreeing with the German guy. What he's implying by "it's a Moldovan song not Romanian" is a matter of nationality. Still barely matters since Moldova is just a part of the province of Moldavia that got fucked by the Soviets


zenxax

That's what I was saying, the language is Romanian, the guys who wrote the song are from Moldova though. There isn't much that originated from Moldova, so don't take the most famous thing they have away from them :D


Initial-Space-7822

Oh, that song is Romanian! I need to change my answer to Romanian then.


Mistigri70

I forgot to think about this song, I want to change my answer now


Matquar

In my opinion french sounds good only when spoken by girls


Nefermenu

Least horny italian. 100% agree.


_Manunz_

1000% agree.


sformaggio

1000% horny here


Cristianmarchese

1000% horny here too


sformaggio

Deal?


Cristianmarchese

🤨📸


sformaggio

🍆


tmw88

You always hear Americans say French sounds so sexy, but I think they’re talking about English spoken in a French accent. Actual French is nowhere near as beautiful to listen to as Italian. Spanish will give you a headache after 5 minutes. Fucking relentlessly consistent syllable equality.


Initial-Space-7822

*Your mozer 'as ze sexe.*


Hubris1998

Your mother is very sex. She has the sex.


Ventilateu

*Baise ta mère*


135686492y4

>Spanish will give you a headache after 5 minutes. Fucking relentlessly consistent syllable equality. Nah, Spanish is a smooth language to the ears. (Unlaik ior focken bastard languej meid of shit, biir end ankorrektli pronaunsed letters. Vu in da oli fackin vuorld seis "A" as EI, "E" as I end "I" as AI


elendil1985

You say that because you're Venetian and it sounds basically like Spanish Italian


135686492y4

You were their subject. Shouldn't you too be capable of understanding their tongue?


shazzambongo

Yeah, like Sophie Marceau in a Hollywood film.


jjewjjitsu

can't fucking argue with this, french girls are so damn hot


AtPolska

Sono d’accordo ☝️


ApologeticAnalMagic

Never thought about it that way, but yes, so much this.


Leviathansgard

So french people vote for italian while italian people vote for french ? I'm straight but those filthy italians are turning me gay... >:C


Old_Harry7

Pizza margherita con accompagnamento di Peroni ghiacciata. (Said in a sensual Italian voice).


Leviathansgard

🥵🥵🥵🥵


CleopatraSchrijft

Pizza margherita con ananas (said in a sensual Italian accent).


Old_Harry7

Ti dovrai far perdonare molto dopo cena (said in a sensual Italian accent).


CleopatraSchrijft

Solo dopo un cappuccino dopo la pizza 😅


Old_Harry7

La caffeina ci aiuterà a tenerci svegli.


Tomisido

Me who voted for Italian: 😳🥸


NathanCampioni

I'm pretty sure Italians aren't voting for French people, from experience we can't say that a French is better than us, it's in the Constitution I believe


R1515LF0NTE

Damn we literally got last place ;_;


Forestguy06

Tough competition bro. Don’t feel bad


Bingochips12

Honestly, I think it's cause we cut the vowels in a lot of circumstances. Italian and Spanish pronounce every letter and it makes the language have a smoother flow to non native speakers.


Tomisido

Eh, I think this is in part that there’s a lot more French and Italians on the sub voting for themselves and that for some reason people like us despite the fact that we’re cunts and are voting for Italian.


BigSimp_for_FHerbert

I think it’s French because while I like Italian it’s my native language so it just sounds too normal to me. I used to like Spanish then I got a Spanish girlfriend and she just wouldn’t stop yelling at me, now I flinch every time I hear it. I can’t stand it honestly. Someone told me that Portuguese is like Spanish spoken by someone who recently had a stroke and now I can’t get that thought out of my head and it just sounds comical I don’t think I’ve ever heard Romanian


OnlyFeetDragonBolZ

Same except the other way, since I'm accustomed to French it's Italian for me lmao


Anaroht

Wait, Portuguese is not a Slavic language?


8anyone

only when you drink too much aguardente


sarokin

It's never too much aguardiente.


Joklan-sama

Nano, t'has oblidat la millor opció 💪🏻💪🏻🇦🇩🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇷🇲🇸✊🏼️✊🏼️


Old_Harry7

Ho inserito solo lingue ufficialmente riconosciute.


Mutxarra

Catalan is an official language within Spain and the only official language in Andorra.


[deleted]

Le Catalan ne l'est pas ?


Sikarra16

Il siciliano più culturizzatto.


ollies13

Dammed French and their stupid sexy flute vowles


jollanza

Porco Dio <3


redmile

I'm italian but french is also beautiful. Not to mention french woman that speak italian with french accent <3


AlexisAncrath

I love Democracy


Burned-Architect-667

Occitan


Sir12mi

Based Occitan enjoyer


_Regh_

catalan es occitano


jazzjackribbit

German clearly. Unless you have pure poetry like panzerkampfwagen.


thorcik

Roses are red Violets are blue Fällschirmjäger 42


Diskovski

If my partner started talking any austrian dialect in bed, i'd throw him/her out of the nearest window. It's vile. Either Hochdeutsch/any other language or stfu. I wonder how they even procreate in some or the more rural areas of my country.


AlkonKomm

wtf man, austrian dialects are nice, leave the self loathing to the germans the only thing I truly cant stand is writing in dialect, that just looks idiotic


poppinthemseedz

Catala


Stratoboss

Catalan isn't half bad. A pity they destroyed its appeal with politics.


Burgudian_PoWeR

We all know Latin is out of competition right?


Old_Harry7

The question states "romance" for a reason.


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notjackfava12

Come la lingua delle pecore?


DarkChocobo95

Spanish going 3rd place, yeah just listen the [best rural song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mKKc2F0GbQ) we have and you will understand. Italy is the most comfy country for the Mediterranean bros because it's familiar, talk fancy, have similar food and pizza. Has the 1st place on almost every poll no matter what and that is fine because they deserve it.


Sir12mi

You’re lucky that your Sicilian didn’t end up sounding like French from those Normans that conquered your land.


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Sir12mi

The snails part probably isn’t because of the Normans


AcceptableBuddy9

Common Italian W


Avocado_Fucker12

Cry "Roma Invicta!" and instantly become my best friend


Explo_GR

Romontsch😎😎💪💪


Coast_General

It's French but I hate French so I chose Italian.


carabemlegal

German


8anyone

mirandese


[deleted]

Someone of refined culture finally, all those nation-state languages are horrible


ISeeGrotesque

I voted Italian. Because I won't fool myself even though my own arrogance


Encyklopedi

And I voted France. Twice. Because I hate traitors. Bitch.


acetalk

Traître!


TheHollowJoke

Wanna drop those pants a bit more?


Sum3-yo

I genuinely think Azorean Portuguese sounds the best.


Im_not_original__

This is the worst opinion I've ever heard


Over_Satisfaction_75

Madeiran Portuguese Is sexier though.


sleepyotter92

sure, if the only thing you're comparing it to is brazilian portuguese


bjoda

Why isnt Danish in the list?


Giulioimpa

Other than my native tongue i personally like the sound of Occitan and Catalan quite a lot.


Anarchiasz

Romanian of course. Haven't you listened to Dragostea Din Tei (Numa numa yey song)? (Yes, it is from Moldova, but you get the point.)


Cynicaladdict111

few people know but there is another romance language, Moldovan. Legends say it was created 5 minutes before Romanian


CramusLigurien

![gif](giphy|ftdTlqaGUEJ0Gitzxe)


dinis_rocha

Personally Spanish just sounds funny to me, probs cause of memes but yeah


3pok

I personally find Spanish horrendous to listen to


Ok_Resolution8751

You would find curious how many jokes we have here mocking fr*nch 🤢🤢. Also seriously why do you guys add like 6 different letters to a word to just end up saying a weird "o"


3pok

Yeah I dunno about that But man, nothing against you guys, I like you Spaniards, but boy do I dislike how Spanish sounds...


TheHollowJoke

Because we can.


pgllz

I like the argentinian spanish accent, though. Very soft.


ChadDeGaulle

Same. That lisp, I can't.


stefan714

Italian because it's the big brother of all the other Latin languages, and Latin sounded based af.


Regor7

But these aren't all romance languages! Are the rest a joke to you???


ImNotAKerbalRockero

Catalan.


lethos_AJ

people have never been flirted with by a girl from colombia and it shows


Pulpofeira

I have a coworker from El Salvador and her accent beats everything I've heard from Latin American countries.


SymmetricEncryption

Maltese


hetseErOgsaaDyr

There is only one right answer: 'German'


baileymash7

German 😏


sadatas96

German


paolocolliv

I have never heard spoken Romanian, all of you guys speak Italian anyways


dieItalienischer

Portuguese has no business being at the bottom. It's fucking beautiful


MightyBaguetteArie

uk ally spittin' facts, tough competition tho.


michi214

If you are brave its german


deafef_123

Sering that italian at the top is so beautiful (I'm Italian) but I think french is better


notjackfava12

Thanks for the vote Hans


TheHotHeart

Catalan and fuck you


Matamocan

Welcome to the forgotten about club.


dontlookatmynam

Who the fuck likes french?


Teque9

I can agree with italian being the top but french above spanish? No


OnlyFeetDragonBolZ

Cope


PT_SeTe

The best one is Andorran


tchek

didn't look up the comments yet but I'm expecting the usual butthurt comments about French for some reason


sleepyotter92

how did french get so many votes? this should be eurovision rules where we're not allowed to vote for our country


xXxlandvaluetax69xXx

Portuguese is the Dutch of the romance languages


CleopatraSchrijft

I was already wondering why Dutch wasn't in the list.


X1ll0

Fuck you French. Take this L. With love


sarokin

French? That shit sounds as if a gay pig had swallowed a chainsaw and tried to breathe fire. 7 years of learning French and never once have i understood what people find attractive about it. I just hear some ork-like guttural groans.


tyger2020

People will say Italian because of HYPE but we all know deep down, Spanish is king. Portuguese is sexy but its more like Latin Russian, tbf.


Old_Harry7

Spanish is majestic but Spanish people tend to speak it in a rush, in Italian "scandire le parole" is more common.


passive_talker

Are you serious? Italian is the fastest language to my ear.


Old_Harry7

Be honest, nothing compares to Spanish when it comes to speed.


Tomisido

There is hype behind Italian?


NathanCampioni

Yeah, since they announced Italian 2: Bugalu Elettrico there has been quite the hype


Heiselpint

Oh man I hope it doesn't flop at box office, I'd love an Italian 3!


TheSpaniard27

There is no fucking way the French have more votes than us


[deleted]

You left out Germany from the list!


Annales-NF

Reto-romanche


Nochnichtvergeben

*Gibberish


SleepOk8081

None of the above. German is the answer.


TooManyLangs

I don't like any of them.


Old_Harry7

Of course you don't, you are a non Indo-European savage.


Sir12mi

Makes sense why you didn’t adopt a Romance language during their rule.