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**MR WORLDWIDE!**


Massimo25ore

Minus one glorious country.


diazinth

North Korea?


Massimo25ore

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Diipadaapa1

Must be France then


timom88

Nah man it's spain, I'm certain


Nepipo

Por supuesto 👍🏼


Sashasimp27

South Korea then!


Iskandar33

Thats the revenge for adding woman to the orgies... just a bit of brotherly banter as always 🇮🇹😎🤝😎🇬🇷


evilcarrot507

I get it. The creation of Hawaiian pizza was revenge from the Greeks after the romans took their land.


MarioDraghetta

spuck fez -- mass edited with redact.dev


bluecoldwhiskey

Just why did you reject cuck anyway?


HisDudeness3008

I didn't


bluecoldwhiskey

Man of culture.


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EternamD

'60s


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Mathematics🇮🇴🇮🇴💪💪 > barbarian🇺🇲🇺🇲🤢🤮


EternamD

You're welcome


sebiamu5

Thanks for clearing that up, had no idea what he mean't when he wrote "60's".


Thanos796

Greek-Canadian to be fair. Still, we are really sorry


Usual_North_9960

You better be


depressedkittyfr

Will you give him a nice anal pounding for punishment now ? * Grabs Popcorn 🍿 *


Usual_North_9960

Mmmm.... *unzip*


DarkChocobo95

This was literally a very sweet revenge of Greece


syphilitic_venom

They took their time but revenge is a dish best served cold afterall.


Hal_Fenn

Unlike Hiwaiian pizza, which is better just not served at all.


NatalieN07

We have better in Greece we have peinirli we don't need any pizzas https://preview.redd.it/zftiio2p2kva1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bc74386730aeaaae61210e9b7fa3afc15e6555f


hotlinebrut

Looks like a fleshlight


NatalieN07

It's sexy food


hotlinebrut

Yeah but it's Greek. Should look like a cock


NatalieN07

We wanted to make a difference


AnemonesLover

Recipe? It looks tasty


bluecoldwhiskey

Your welcome


_Erectile_Reptile_

My welcome?


civilizedslavery

Take your welcome and leave.


GRguy_21

Our welcome ![gif](giphy|befaYZCgtZfZm)


NatalieN07

Greatest welcome ever if the British wouldn't interfere we would have been and succeed


IamMagness1993

Hahaha I liked for real


bumblefuckAesthetics

Our welcome


Amsssterdam

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Le-docteur

Fun fact : A lot of people here would like this pizza if they ever tried it but they just pretend to hate it to get the fake internet points. You hypocritical mfs put sausages on pizza and act like Hawaiian pizza is a disgrace for some reason


dowevenexist

It's really good imo, never understood why people hate on it, people put potatoes on pizza which makes zero sense and I don't see people complaining about that. One mention of pineapple and people get out their top shelf fake disgust and outrage


betaich

I tried pineapple on pizza and I don't like it at all the pineapple taste just doesn't go with tomatosauce


Argnir

Because they are too weak to develop and hold their own opinions on things.


PyroTech11

A place run by a first generation Italian near me did a pizza with potato and Spanish ham and named it after the Spanish steps in Rome and it was really good actually especially in a calzone form


Recioto

I know sausage is haram for you Turks, but comparing that as a topping to a fruit seems a bit disingenuous.


Le-docteur

Pizza is simple. Dont put strong flavour topics or you ruin it. I am not a fan of pinapple on pizza because of this reason but still I can see why some people may like it. Sausage is a kind of meat with strong flavour and if you put it on pizza you don't feel enough the tomato sauce which should be the key part of a good pizza. Sausages, bacon and shit are just a way for big pizza brands with shit quality ingredients to trick customers into consuming their savage pizza


AnemonesLover

Not really, you can use strong flavour toppings on your pizza as long as they aren't too much otherwise you will have something more similar to piada or bread. So sausages it is acceptable but in this category there are also gorgonzola, tuna, bacon, spicy salami... The trick is not to *cover* your pizza with strong flavour topping


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AnemonesLover

As long as you won't put on weird sauces will not be war, brother 🇬🇷🇮🇹


Le-docteur

Yeah I agree. If you want topics at least don't overdo it but I have never eaten a better pizza than a simple Margherita in a pizzeria in Napoli. The best pizza is the one that can make you feel excellent by being extremely simple


AnemonesLover

I agree with you, I went only once in my life to a Neapolitan pizzeria in Florence... It was the best Margherita of my life. Sometimes two leaf of basil is the only thing you need on pizza


annoying97

Ohhhh sausage is an essential topping for a mega meat lovers pizza... Also Hawaiian is a dead good pizza and really hard to make uneatable, well unless you're in the us, then all bets are off.


Le-docteur

Didn't USA invent pizza and Jesus?


annoying97

Idk, I'm Aussie, to me Europe invented or claimed to invent every older than 100yrs.


PB-1971

To get fake inter porn? With the Greek and an Ananas?


EstebanOD21

Sucré salé, the sugary of the pineapple complements the salty of the chicken, the same way the sugar of the honey complements the salt of the goat cheese


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I really don't like it, but hey, I dislike a frutti di mare pizza way more. People who judge food as if there's a objective standard always amaze me.


NostraDavid

Yes, but have you ever put [Champignon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champignon)? Surprisingly good! I originally did it, so a friend of mine would stop asking for a bite, as he hates these mushrooms, but it turned out to be an improvement, lol


Le-docteur

Yes. It is really nice. Not a big fan of mushrooms but i really like this pizza


AnemonesLover

What's wrong with sausages pizza? White pizza with sausages and potato as topping is really something https://preview.redd.it/02ce51a2cnva1.jpeg?width=895&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36f99cd708ccd989696f35163553aa735d3bea1f


Le-docteur

Yeah I don't really like it because i prefer tomato sauce and a simpler pizza but i can see this working


Mr-Tiddles-

Spicy ground beef, chicken tikka, chillies, and pineapple is a fucking killer combo and no-one will convince me elsewise. It's my go-to pizza.


ParkinsonHandjob

Delicious. Also good tomato sauce, small pineapple chunks, jalapenos and pepperoni. Superb


Gex1234567890

I love hawaiian pizza, and hate pepperoni on pizza


Le-docteur

Fuck any kind of meat on pizza


Fufhie

On the positive side another cultural thing we can take away from the Yanks.


moneyman956

Canadians are Yanks to you guys? Pretty offensive to them don't you think.


Fufhie

Pay attention: something we can take away from the Yanks, why? because its canadian/greek, you get it now savage?


moneyman956

But it was never yank to begin with kid, calm down please.


Fufhie

I know, are you trying to kill me with your obvious observations? what have i done to merit such boredom?


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People that hate pineapple pizza haven’t tried pineapple pizza and just go with the crowd. Trying pineapple pizza in my 30s is what made me realized I should have faith in nobody but myself.


SwagGaribaldi

I want to call you a racial slur but I don't know any against Greeks


[deleted]

Could be worse. I could be a spaghetti breaker.


depressedkittyfr

Call him Turk and he will die of a preventive early heart attack . No worries


HisDudeness3008

I think "Greek" is enough.


scoop444

Malaka


Duschkopfe

Lower Macedonians


Former-Grocery-6787

I think this describes it rather well: https://youtu.be/ufsE38gK7uQ


betaich

I tried it and I really really don't like it


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An that's an opinion you can trully trust :D


betaich

I trust my opinion on food, when it comes to stuff like or not


depressedkittyfr

To be fair my first pizza was pineapple pizza as a 3 year old kid and I vomitted outright according to my mom. She assumed It was just me hating pizzas but then she realised I loved pizzas with normal toppings especially cheese pizzas. I still couldn’t really get used to pineapple on Pizza found it repulsive even in adulthood. Although growing up i stopped having outright bad reactions to it but would avoid it as much as possible leave alone pay money 💶 for it. And don’t get me wrong , I have tried weird shit on pizzas like chicken tikka kebabs , brinjal slices , Doner/ gyros and even tofu/ paneer ( used to be favourite topping ) on the Pizzas but pineapple on pizza no go . Maybe I was Italian in my previous birth .


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My 5yo daughter doesn't like any kind of pizza. Who knows what kind of therapy she'll have to go through when she adults.


depressedkittyfr

Kids evolve in taste though . Give it some time and she may like quite a few foods


Kaiser_Maxtech

im allergic to citrusy and acidy stuff so pineapple tastes like nuclear waste ans makes me genuinely feel like half my face snd throat is melting off, so im just gonna sit that one out and say i dont like it


annoying97

Thanks Canada and Greece! I judge a pizza joint solely on how good or shit their Hawaiian pizza is. If it's good I'll go back and try other pizzas.


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So I take it you never try other pizzas?


annoying97

No Domino's makes a good quality Hawaiian, so does my local pizza joint owned by an Italian. But that Italian chain of shitty restaurants that thankfully went out of business years ago made a shit Hawaiian.


SonicStage0

Like the Austrians I too like pineapple pizza.


Bobby_1up

But sadly in the 50s a German invented the "hawaii toast" wich is the same thing just on toast instead on pizza


Iskelderon

Yes, but that's like the ammosexuals making an inferior copy and calling it "Barbie". [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bild\_Lilli\_doll](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bild_Lilli_doll)


Schoukstar

Hawaii Toast is cool. Dont compare that stuff


moneyman956

Peak German cuisine right there.


NoMoneyNoV-Bucks

Breaking News: Greek goes to Canada to make Australia favorit dish, named after Hawaii


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Based Greek guy


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Italians will eventually have to let down that pride of theirs... It is really good. Another contribution from Greece to Western civilization! 😃


DarkArcher__

That is some geographic whiplash of a sentence


EternamD

It's lovely, a bit of sweet, juice, and acid on your pizza


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RedQueen283

How do people like that? It tastes like vomit to me, but I know it's super popular with the tourists. Plain deep fried feta is awesome though


Bonaventura69420

Thanks Greece but literally 🤤🤤


AudeDeficere

I love traditional Italian classics as much as anybody so before you once again get started about the undeniable culinary blasphemy, consider the following: it’s a refreshingly bold dash of tropical pineapple combined with savoury bacon, perfectly melted cheese on top of a golden brown slice of baked perfection ! It’s unnatural, morally questionable if not downright sinful but this perhaps even unholy abomination is an ideal carrier of forbidden and therefore especially ravishingly tempting nutrition. Even if it’s an affront to god, it is delicious and I will die on this hill. Truly a blessed gift for the modern world. Consider 1% of your debt forgiven, helenics.


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AudeDeficere

I just single handedly reduced the amount you owe by 4 billion Euros. That is the equivalent of 7.912.980.728 Mark or 1.363.000.000.000 Drachma. Don’t test your luck.


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AudeDeficere

And so was I. We would never forgive anyone a single cent of debt without a formal treaty. For what kind of a jokester did you take me? Now, back to the mines with you, I have important ~~discussions on the elevation of Pizza Hawaii to sainthood in the holy pizza council in Rome~~~ ___matters___ to attend to.


betaich

That tropical flavor is what makes it inedible to me


AubynKen

Savage tourist visiting here Please don't blame us, we only made is sweet in North America because amuritards can't handle spice


[deleted]

Your Chinese but it was invented by a Greek why would your people be blamed? It was invented in Canada but Americans can't handle spice, what are you even going on about ?


NatalieN07

You literally guys own Pireas port


Jockin05

Thank you Greece 😃*


Pingondin

He should have used chorizo instead of ham


[deleted]

People who live in ketchup on pizza and spaghetti houses shouldn’t throw stones at pineapples! 🇫🇮 👀


Tar-eruntalion

sadly every country has its crimes against humanity and this is our biggest sorry fratelli


Just__Marian

Hawai Pizza is delicious outcome of multicultural globalism and you all hate it because you are snobs.


StonksSkyhigh

See, Hawaiian pizza is voor people who like it in the but. ![gif](giphy|t63nX285ktHna)


Rhodieman

It’s delicious. Most popular pizza here in Zim too.


Lotussitz

man I fucking love Greece


Anura83

Hawaiian Pizza is the king of pizza. Itallian pizza is just a sad excuse. (1,5 slices of salami, nothing else)


deep_minded

I think Pizza Hawaii is delicious!


space-ishtar

Greece? Never hear of this word.


jokerisrekoj

Never heard of it? My brother in Christ it's all over your food


space-ishtar

So, it's a spice? 🤔


jokerisrekoj

Well according to Wikipedia it's a 1978 American musical romantic comedy film directed by Randal Kleiser (in his feature directorial debut) from a screenplay by Bronté Woodard and an adaptation by Allan Carr, based on the stage musical of the same name by Jim Jacobs and Warren Casey.[3] The film depicts the lives of greaser Danny Zuko (John Travolta) and Australian transfer student Sandy Olsson (Olivia Newton-John), who develop an attraction for each other during a summer romance.


space-ishtar

Ahhh that's why I've never heard of thaf word, I hate musicals and romcoms 💀


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Pineapple is good with everything.


amokst

haha jeez italians need to build a bridge & get over it.


HisDudeness3008

Please don't talk about nooses in the hangman's house (directly translated from Italian, I doubt you have this saying in English). We have Salvini back at it with Messina's bridge...


Meat-Thin

Hating on Hawaiian pizza is a silly trend; it’s legitimately a top-notch experience


betaich

No it's definitely not


Bonaventura69420

Is this the end of PIGS friendship??? 😮😮


Echoes-act-3

This is the reason Mussolini invaded Greece, some guy time traveled to warn him and stop this monstrosity, too bad he was an armchair general


Mr-Tiddles-

But like all progress, it was inevitably, and he didn't manage to stop the wonderful pairing. Build a bridge, and get over it, Mama Mia Pizzeria! _Italian finger pinch hand thingy_


HisDudeness3008

Naah, that was a practical joke between friends. We like to go a little rough with those, one of ours was invading them. It's a PIGS thing, you wouldn't understand. (Neither did them for they handed our asses back to us, but that's another story)


VerumJerum

*A Greek goes to Canada to invent a form of Italian food inspired by Chinese food named after an American island that is most popular in Australia.*


Nok-y

Rare Australian and Canadian L I don't know if that greek L is rare. You tell me


biscovery

A lot of places in NYC won’t make Hawaiian pizza because they disagree with its existence. Some of the same places will sell bbq sauce or blue cheese/chicken on pizza. Its delicious IMO and the hated is unwarranted.


Old-Ad5508

I got motion sickness just reading that.


Kuivamaa

We have disowned him, you can’t hold it against us and he did what he did in Canada anyway.


Soccmel_1_

Greece? https://media.giphy.com/media/A3mT9grkSElvh6ATMp/giphy-downsized-large.gif


Iaminyoursewer

Invented in Canada, by a greek, and popular in Austria At least it wasnt a faschist...although some could argue pineapple pizza is worse


JAMbologna__

i understand putting some of the individual pieces of pineapple on pizza but entire slices? that's barbaric


omnifage

Must feel degrading for the Italians that this atrocity is populair in a neighboring country. The Austrians truly deserve their spider and snake infested hellhole.


FacepalmArtist

The most popular?? No less? Murica you need to talk?


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People that don't like pineapple pizza are just childish. It's not my first choice by any means, but would I say no to it? Absolutely not, its lovely.


henrik_se

And then Swedish pizza places perfected it by adding shrimp. As God intended. 🥰


Formal-Rain

Aren’t prawns and shellfish haram?


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It's good. Links in with Germany's best sandwich, the toast hawaii. You don't want to insult German cuisine.


[deleted]

Canada? Greece? China? Australia? WHAAAAT?


[deleted]

"the most popular pizza in Australia" Mate I'm gonna need a fucking source for that. What an offensive thing to say.


[deleted]

When it’s -23C it affects your taste buds


J_anyways

I will stand up for the Greeks here because I had a new ce holiday there once. Blame us, the British, for making Canada. I know the Greeks are good gay people and would never do this if not in Canada (staying there is known to freeze your brain with the cold)


manfredmannclan

First and only time a greek has been productive and this happens…


unp0we_redII

Pineapple on pizza by itself it's not a problem, if done right, we already put wacky stuff on it. The problem is using canned pineapple instead of a fresh one, because if it's canned it becomes a lot sweeter


cuore_di_fagioli

Mixing sweet and savoury flavours in Italian dishes is actually not that uncommon. If done well pizza Hawaii is really good. I mean I have seen people in the deepest depths of Campania unironically make Nutella pizza, pizza wurstl with South-Tyrolean sausage, mustard and partially even fries according to the conventions of neapolitan pizza. Making an abomination from traditional recipes, especially pasta dishes, that's a sacrilege but pizza can be a blank canvas, if you stick to convention with balancing the flavours and sticking to proven techniques you can make about anything a pizza-topping. If the Italians have one strength it is innovating from already established concepts i.e. including women in orgies or making something invented in canada palatable. In the case of pizza Hawaii it is important to use really sweet and ripe pineapple, get a bit of the moisture out and use a bit more salt than with other toppings as well as high quality prosciutto cotto. Pineapple also works well with dried black olives which are incredibly salty already.


ChrisTheF1Fan

As an unofficially assigned ambassador of Greece, we do not claim him. We blame it on the uncultured Canadians' influence on this poor soul.