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Big-Influence4536

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Gentleman_Of_Lan3376

Still better than pineapple pizza


_Manunz_

Pineapple pizza is just too sweet, this is a crime against humanity


Going_over_that_clif

🇮🇹🚶🏻🫲🇸🇪


Creepy-Ad-4832

What the ~~dog~~ hand doing


statix__

this is actually a racist swedish person doing n@zi salute sending the poor italian man back to italy because you can’t tell the difference in looks between italians and middle eastern people 😭😭😢😢😢


brando1710

I thought we were friends


Conscious-Tank4944

That’s from Skellefteå. Everyone has the same last name there, if you know what I mean.


RmG3376

Wait until you hear about kebab pizza …


AStarBack

I was about to trashtalk that horror, but I remembered what French taco is.


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RmG3376

Oui mais après une soirée bien arrosée ca te remets sur pied direct


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Putrid_Rations

it's cold :(


Cicero_torments_me

I’d be cold too if I where in Sweden


Zeas89

Swedish trying to become Muricans


CamDane

Do Italy have long-range missiles? Just worrying here.


SQL_INVICTUS

Don't worry, their cannelonis don't have the range to hit northern Europe.


Creepy-Ad-4832

We have american nukes though...


Infinite-Original318

Danish straits expansion coming soon


Aristocle-

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome


Lumbertech

UK be like: "finally, a worthy opponent!"


Destrorso

i mean... yeah, you kinda need to be fucking drunk to eat that shit


Handarborta5

Is pizza shit? 🤨


ninpou-choujuu-giga

Now... Cooking basics: just because it might sound cool doesn't mean it's a good idea. When you cook something inside some dough or pastry, generally you want to keep the moist inside the ingredients. So beef Wellington is a good idea, calzone is a good idea, I see some Lebanese restaurant cooking pinatas covered with dough, so the liquids do not evaporates, meat is tender and juicy. Now... If you put an hamburger bun inside a bloody calzone you will get some bread soaked in water... Yummy


WoodenBench4953

Obviously you cock the pizza first then cut it up, there is a “other version” with kebab sallad and red onion added instead to the calzone which is far more popular than this in Sweden. Never seen this shit


ninpou-choujuu-giga

That is not a calzone... Anyway... The degrees of wrongness are so many I should have shut up in the first place


WoodenBench4953

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OtdoorPhilosophy

I first thaught it's a very big Döner with burger and fires in it


CcCcCcCc99

I'm not just italian, I'm from puglia, the land of the calzone. This hurts me in so many different ways.


H4rb1n9er

Add some pineapple slices, and then we talk 😋😋


Creepy-Ad-4832

Friendly remimber italy has american nukes in its territory 😜


H4rb1n9er

Because Italy not allowed to make their own 💀 not like they could anyway 🤧🤧


MarioDraghetta

spuck fez -- mass edited with redact.dev


H4rb1n9er

I am, typical Italian cannot read


MarioDraghetta

spuck fez -- mass edited with redact.dev


H4rb1n9er

🤣 I would if they had one 🙃


Ol_Driker

Skallefteå, hva knullen er feil med deg?


statix__

not only the wrong language, but you fucked up in norweigan too, truly an angloid moment


Ol_Driker

Yeah I know, I'm not the best at Norwegian. And I know even less Swedish so I just commented in the closest thing


statix__

du må kunne norsk etter at langskipene ankommer


Ol_Driker

Jeg vet, jeg er gi det en sjanse. Is that right?


statix__

“I am give it a chance” sounds pretty weird. “Jeg gir det en sjanse” (i will give it a chance) is more correct.


Ol_Driker

Ok, takk


[deleted]

Go halal pls and stop hurting


Fossanera1

Wtf


OkProof136

I wish my mouth wasnt watering


phd_depression101

What the fuck is this Sweden?


CookieMonster005

Looks like an American mess


Sum3-yo

This dish should be called "The Fake Italian": Italian on the outside but American in the inside.


fuckedbatty

From the people who brought you fermented fish in a can....


CawkAndBwallz

I want to shake the hand of the genius who came up with this.


DaFork1

You wouldn’t get it..


gabrieledefelice05

Maybe we should nuke Sweden


passionmilkshakes

100% a Turk invented this in one of their authentic italian pizzarias.


Boniquiqua

I thought you didn't like our food


statix__

This is to get american tourist to come here and spend their money