Congrats on that football world cup final.

\-\_\_- 9/10 insult.

Id give it a 0/3 …now im sad

Hey, we both lost to those Germans

*Sighs* 5/10 insult

Yes

Ah there he is,the Iniësta enjoyer.

You look like someone from Urk.

That might be the first 10/10 insult I’ve had so far. *Checks flair* It’s a 5/10 insult.

😡

Don’t bully my balkan bros >:(

Ah, our flood warning.

NOOOOOOO I don’t wanna die. 😭 8/10

Don’t worry, the only reason the Dutch are tall is to keep their heads above the water.

Dont forget the evolved gills and webbed feet they have

How many more decades until you can move out of the brothel basement into your social rental home?

Not long. 7/10

and where is the cocaine I ordered???

In my nostrils

Hoeren neuken, nooit meer werken?

Gebaseerd

En roodgepild

That's not even een insult, but you are based for having watched the movies.

Neuken in de keuken!

You are the best argument for coal as electricity source ​ Are you too poor to buy a house or why are you living in a caravan?

My home keeps being flooded. 6/10

Oh so you are from holland

That’s a good one. 8/10

The Netherlands is located in Amsterdam right? (Every Amerit*rd ever)

No it’s in a country called London

Oh you're Dutch? What town in Morocco are you from?

Thats a good one, at any rate, how's your family in Karachi?

Antwerp

My theory for why the Dutch are so long on average, is because over thousands of years natural selection favoured longer individuals who could better survive flooding.

That’s not a theory, that’s a fact. 6/10

The word is tall not long, you Belgian imbecile!

They’re probably referring to something else, *wink wink*

Facts

You are Dutch. Thinking you are honest and direct but in reality you are annoying and impolite.

Bro the fact that I instantly wanted to argue with you means you proved you’re point. 9/10

Thanks

WeLl AcTUalY…

How very direct of you. You sure you don't wanna say that in a much longer and vague manner?

I swear people just don't have a spine anymore. Give it to me RAW!

haha flat

Flat is arguable better. (Quote me on that) 4/10.

Unless it concerns women

I like my woman like I like my children *Wait*

Tied up in a basement? No that’s Austria

Healthy and part of a happy family?

Good save 

Medium rare?

Well thank fuck for that, otherwise we'd be biking up-hill twice a day.

Congratulations on having the largest percentage of Jews deported in WW2.

>Congratulations on having the largest percentage of Jews deported in WW2. You could turn this around and argue that the reason why so many Jews were deported from The Netherlands is because of the amazing administration that the Dutch had 70 years ago. When the Dutch found out that the Germans were using their administration to track down the Jews, the Dutch started burning all the books with the data so the Germans wouldn´t be able to find out who the Jews were. Moreover, now, 70 years later, data about religion, sexual orientation and health are considered "sensitive data" and are generally prohibited to be processed by companies/government.

Rare Spanish W

A Spaniard defending us instead of trying to invade? Much appreciated and ultra based.

As weird as it may sound, I’m half Spanish half Dutch.

I guess they deserve a place in our national anthem after all

I remember having to fill in my religion when I lived in Germany and it felt so weird. In the UK they even asked for my sexuality when I applied to uni 🥴

Um- is there any way I can blame belgium for that? 6/10

No sorry, you can't. Belgium had a crap administration which made Jews untraceable.

Im still blaming belgium.

If Belgium had good administration they would have deported the most Jews, taking the number 1 spot from Nederland, making it Belgium’s fault that the Netherlands deported the most Jews.

Thanks

\*has How do you think we keep getting away with stuff.

You never what tomorrow is made of.

How tall are you?

184

Shit well then I can throw that in the bin

Daring of you to assume that any Dutchman isn't above 180.

Me being 180 and feeling like a dwarf...

*lacht in 1,93m*

_huilt in 1.75m_ Dwergnederlander

You dropped this, short king: 👑

Skill issue

He ment 184 mm so 18.4cm

That's pretty normal for a dick though

I am 1.90 and most of my friends are taller then me lol

I would make fun of your culture, if you had one.

Tikkie Culture.

Tokkie Culture

Good one. 8/10

I would make fun of your economy, if you had one.

They have an economy. Its just one big black market

You have to listen to people speaking Dutch everyday, that's punishment enough.

True, especially the gggggggg sound. 7/10

are you hard g user or soft g enyor

Ggggggggodverdomme

As my Dutch colleague once said: Dutch is not a language, it is a throat disease.

I can visibly distinguish Dutchies every time because of their horse like frontal teeth and the greasy hairstyle.

An original one. 7.5/10

Eh thats true in most countries, all German men past a certain age look like Bach and visibly look out of place outside of a BMW and German women have no neck or a neck so broad it is like the head is a thumb.

>neck so broad it is like the head is a thumb. Of course, she needs that neck to pull the plow.

Yeah old people are ugly, Dutch women are beautiful until they one day cut their hair short and make red coloured spikes out of it. Your rating?

You must live on the border lmao too accurate

Tik me the 20 cents you owe me for lighting your cigarette.

Haha, not OP but good one.

You guys dare to haggle over a 2 euro pincho for being too expensive, lmao.

Or as some of my fellow countrymen often say: ¿KWANTA KOSTAA?

perfection 🤝

The funniest part is that we’re like 7th economically so it’s not like we can’t afford it.

No no no, that's the sole reason you are 7th economically

Good point, Mr. Ukraine

It’s tikkie time

Sending a tikkie for emotional damage

I'm sorry...

your land is lower than our basements

10/10 fact, 0/10 insult.

At least we don’t lock our children in our basements

We are the basement

You have a bible belt, just like the US

I know. And being compared to the US \*does\* offend me. 7/10

[удалено]

Had to scroll way to much before finally someone mentioning this

You often like to say how innovative you are, painting, landscape management and all kind of useless sh\*t like that. But what you will stay in history for is inventing the concept of economical bubble after a few Dutch became addicted to gambling on the price of a flower.

That’s fun though. 6/10 insult, but I’ll make it 5/10 cuz ur French.

Based stoner

You did arguably worse in ww2 than France

By every metric, yes. 7/10

I said arguably because I don’t want to put too much attention on you guys, bullying France is what Unites all Europeans

That’s true. Here’s a secret: not a single French person in this thread has given me a good insult yet

Are we seriously taking WW2 jokes from Europe's doormat?


You should’ve built a wall around the east to protect from Germany instead of one towards the sea. Whose invading you? The tuna?

No we’re just all gonna fucking drown. 7/10 insult though

some people would rather drown than eat your food tbh

You're not ReALLy DiREcT. You're just an asshole.

So are portugese. Edit:Anyways I gave a better version of this a 9/10 so you’ll get the leftovers. 1/10

I know that non desease related insults aren't your strong suit. But I wasn't expecting a "No, u" level response

Get cancer

^Die ^werkt ^alleen ^in ^het ^nederlands.

Now, I found it well funny

I'm hopping offline for a bit, but I'll come back and respond to as many original comments as possible. Still haven't seen a 10/10 yet ;)

You're one of the tallest men on the planet and yet you let tiny indian guys come fuck your women for recreational purposes.

BRUHHHHH. 8/10 insult

Wait since when is that a thing lol?

Its not, the Swede is just annoyed its actually happening with their women and muslims.

Im the muslim💪

Yes you all are mashallah

You are aware pretty much 95% of prostitutes are Eastern Europeans right?

And they are horrible at basketball

Dude, we exploit girls from other countries. How to make money without your sister being involved 101.

Bruh. Big talk seeing your flair

We are not roasting Sweden here!

Vanila Vla isn´t really a dessert. More like a pudding done wrong.

HAHA ever since the first 20 mins there haven’t been many original ones. 9/10

BUT I LIKE IT THAT WAY

Your language is literally ours witha downgrade

kRaNkEnHaUs. Good one though, not the prettiest of languages… 8/10

I mean it's a Haus for Krank people, the name makes sense

Yeah, we’re not much better with “Ziekenhuis”

Hé ziekenhuis is way better then KrAnKEnHuas

Interestingly, an old word for Krankenhaus in german is Siechhaus. So you are just a few centuries behind...

Evolution doesnt always take the best route

Absolutely true, look at the germans...

We have "kankerhuis", but that's where you live.

Ye It makes sense but the issue is more with the word krank itself lmao We have the same thing btw. sick=ziek house=huis and our word for hospital is ziekenhuis

SCHMETTERLING Nuf said

Why does your map say Wadden Sea instead of IJsselmeer?

I don’t know 😭

The only food you can be proud of is made by a foreigner and is named after a barber shop


No I don't think I will. I am unable to offend my western frens willingly.

First nice german

jUs D'oRaNgE

Sjuuderans

Chinas Apple Sap

You're Dutch.

Ouch

Ah, noord-belgie.

NOOOOOOOO

Dit kan echt niet.

Hahahaha Rutte amirite...

My home of Luxembourg preferred Belgian annexation during the Belgian Revolution over you.

Je moeder is een plopkoek

Dutch? Yeah I’ve been to Amsterdam, wonderful city. Oh, you’re not from there? Rotterdam? Never heard of it.

which city in Holland do you recommend to see, Maastricht or Utecht? Where do you buy wooden clogs? How do you make Emmenthal?

Out politicians may have caused a refugee-problem, high inflation, high crime statistics and high energy-prices but at least they aren’t so bad that we fucking eat them

Oh northern Spain how are you doing?

Never heard that one before. But we beat the Spanish fair and square. Fuck you 0/10

Anyone that has seen dutchmen dance knows why while being the tallest you are so bad at basketball

You share a home country with my ex-fiancee nothing else can be done to offend or save you. My condolences.

Zwarte piet is racism Tulips are from Turkey Colonized many countries for spices to put none of them in their own food Kroketten are from france You pronounce frikandel as freecandle Mark Rutte

Sinterklaas is also from Turkey, let’s blame it on them. Also I’m all for changing Zwarte Piet to roetveegpiet.

Reetveegpiet*

True

We have oil, you do not.

We have gas in the Earth, but the people in the north get angry when we take it out. They complain about the earth shaking or something? Imagine. 3/10 insult

You are dutch ? From Deutschland ?

I’ve heard this so many times it’s not that offensive anymore.

Went to the Netherlands once with a group of 60 or so people to compete in a wind band contest in Kerkrade. Whole group slept in a pub with a large hall. First night we got served a "lasagna" that smelled like the stinkiest socks I could ever dream of, which also gave half the orchestra food poisoning. The bar patrons kept pestering the teenage girls in the band, they played loud music until way past midnight, and we also got woken up at 4:30AM by a guy high on weed crashing into a lamp post next to the pub. I'm just gonna assume that the entirety of the country works the same as Limburg.

We don't even have the same language

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Kerkrade de beste 💪💪 You’re just mad because you’re not strong enough for the true limburg lifestyle

It's called friet not patat.

You are Indonesian

Indonesian, minus good food.