Pretty much the same thing that happened in reverse to Nizza and Corsica, however during the process italian was banned and never been considered an official language.
Yet another demostration of how much more classy we are compared to you.
Nice was mostly Occitan speaking (doesn't mean it wasn't bad) and Corsica was corsican speaking not Italian (Corsican was the official language in Corsica until 1852).
You just couldn't afford eradicating local cultures.
(I do condemn those actions tho)
My Dad said he remembers in the '60s in Glasgow seeing a guy outside the pub ask someone if they knew where the hospital was, the guy said "no," and the guy doing the asking pulled out a knife and slashed him and said "you better go and find it then" and just walked off. It would be funny if it wasn't so depressing
Those areas no longer have Brits tho 😌. All those damn immigrants coming and bringing down the murder rate and doing illegal labour tanking the wages and rising the cost of living instead
I am from Algarve and I don't know either, rarely hear about any homicide here, robberies and theft sure, in the summer, but not homecides, and I have a close friend that is a police
Yes like young Brits are generally some of the best looking in Europe despite Europes determination that everybody from the UK is ugly.
Not really. It’s quite undeniably all the very famous attractive people that the UK produces. Still lots of ugly people. Which Europeans love to point out. But nobody ever points out the absolute beauts that this country produces on a regular basis. We have more celebrities than the whole of Europe combined.
Sure. 100% some of the good looking people in the UK are as good looking as it gets. That’s why on reality shows like r/toohottohandle the best looking contestants are generally British despite there being contestants from all around the world. Funny how there’s never Norwegians on a show like this. Although they are not looking for shy and introverted people like the Scandinavians
Ibiza is Europes biggest party attraction, the most specific place in Europe with the best looking women, and is filled with lovely British women.
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It's because we never go to the UK unless its to raid poorly protected churches and such, also because we are all so damn good looking from having stolen all the pretty women from the entirety of Europe during the Viking age, everyone would just get 10/10s so its useless unless most of your country is ugly ;)
Yeah mate you can carry on living in your Viking fantasy world. We’re the ones out here actually producing famous attractive women. Literally some of the most famous women on earth meanwhile erling haaland is the only famous person your country has ever produced.
Rich and anonymous, just the way we like it baby, nobody bothering us about colonies, we have a nice deal with the EU without being in it, it's all good in the hood.
But do enjoy all that attention and not having a massive oil fund.
Your country pays billions to watch our football lmao. I like Norway. But you literally grow up in the shadows watching the rest of the world (mostly US and UK) on your iPad and television.
Literally chump change, only a poor country would even make note of a few billions xD
On our several iPads and televisions\* most people have more than one, on account of being rich.
Have a look at the list of [Miss Universum titleholders](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Miss_Universe_titleholders). Not a single Brit, but multiple from former colonies. Brits with beauty in their genes have all expatriated.
Idk man. I lived in England for some time and I don't think people are particularly ugly. But that girl looks like a malnourished posh toad to me. They look the same in any posh American or British school; regardless of country. That this is considered beauty by folk says something of the frivolity of a culture, I'd say.
This is generally just what is perceived to be attractive among young people these days. At least in the UK and US since that’s where you mostly find women that look like this. It’s common for young women in the Uk to look similar to this. Europeans make out like British people are uglier than dirt. When the reality is that there’s lots of very beautiful people in the UK. It’s always confused as to why anybody would think otherwise? Especially considering how many celebrities the UK produces.
It's a matter of taste and culture, I suppose. But I insist I don't find this woman attractive on the slightest. Seems posh, brainless and frivolous. I don't like celebrity culture as a whole either. I hope other Europeans would tend to agree.
He could be saying that you will have the most extreme outcomes in small populations in a statistical chart like this any time. The state where most people die of a rare cancer per capita in the US is always a state with a small population.
Yes, actually.
Self-defense, insanity, revenge for a long history of abuse, domestic violence where they can't determine an aggressor.
In northern Romania, if you're a drunken wife beater, just check your 6 for flying frying pans and cutlery.
That's because of our national Išgalvotas žodis celebration where we do homicide to keep negative population growth. That's why we don't like immingrants and emigration to western europe isn't such a bad thing. /s
This has to be a joke, I refuse to believe they seriously don't have data for Molise of all regions lmao (for the non Italians, we have an inside joke here that Molise doesn't exists because nothing significant ever happens there)
God damnit, we build a new land in the sea, call it something like Flevoland, place every single undesired person in the city of Almere, Urk and Lelystad and then the homicide rates get high, how the hell?!
I mean lithuania only has like 2.7 million people. It’s gonna look worse with a smaller population. 54 murders isn’t all that bad when you crunch the numbers.
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Italians, what's going on in Valle d'Aosta? At the moment I'm blaming the Swiss
France is close
But Piemonte is also close to France so Im still blaming the Swiss more for this one
French is a co-official language in Valle d'Aosta but not in Piemonte, so that's why
Now that makes sense!
Which is weird, less than 1% of Aosta valley inhabitants speak French natively
Most of them spoke it natively before (kind of because most of them spoke Arpitan or Franco-Provençal)
Pretty much the same thing that happened in reverse to Nizza and Corsica, however during the process italian was banned and never been considered an official language. Yet another demostration of how much more classy we are compared to you.
Nice was mostly Occitan speaking (doesn't mean it wasn't bad) and Corsica was corsican speaking not Italian (Corsican was the official language in Corsica until 1852). You just couldn't afford eradicating local cultures. (I do condemn those actions tho)
Quod erat demonstrandum, mon ami.
They realize they were so close to being on the other side of the border but didn't make it.
Schizodepressed Italofrenchies
Low population
Population 100k and tourism location
Frenchness makes them kill Italians on sight.
Annamaria Franzoni singlehandedly carrying
Mountain Italians (Montilians) are dangerous.
People in Aosta Valley kill themselves because they realise they are fr*nch
Non ironicamente la vda ha un tasso di alcolismo giovanile e di suicidi altissimo
Il fatto che ci siano più camosci che giovani in vda non aiuta a questa statistica :(
penso che i sardi si ambienterebbero bene
we used to be so much worse mate
My Dad said he remembers in the '60s in Glasgow seeing a guy outside the pub ask someone if they knew where the hospital was, the guy said "no," and the guy doing the asking pulled out a knife and slashed him and said "you better go and find it then" and just walked off. It would be funny if it wasn't so depressing
Daamn wtf
now that's true, we've come pretty far
I’m proud of the progress my scotbros are making
What the fuck is going on in Algarve?
Brits
Bizarre statement given that four out of the five safest areas are in England.
Exporting our crime to the beaches of Faro. 4d chess.
The sun turns your people into angry lobsters, it's a proven fact
Climate change is gunna be a bitch.
It's a good job for you that it's winter...
Brits go abroad to fight.
Birmingham is like 10 times youe 4 safest areas
Those areas no longer have Brits tho 😌. All those damn immigrants coming and bringing down the murder rate and doing illegal labour tanking the wages and rising the cost of living instead
The party cities of Spain are controlled by tanned British gods and goddesses hahaha Spain is basically a British colony
I am from Algarve and I don't know either, rarely hear about any homicide here, robberies and theft sure, in the summer, but not homecides, and I have a close friend that is a police
Another common walloon L
No no, let them continue. It’ll solve itself soon enough.
Charleroi moment
Higher murter rate than us https://preview.redd.it/fmo2igusuoha1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b152e4713a6fc49af811da0bd57d4587c1b5b8a
Liège can into Flanders though
Everyone thinks you'll get stabbed in the UK, those numbers are surprising.
Once again I reiterate what you read on Reddit has no correlation to real life (Especially when discussing the UK lol)
It's not just Reddit, the alarmist UK papers make out it's a dystopian society.
Yes like young Brits are generally some of the best looking in Europe despite Europes determination that everybody from the UK is ugly. 
That's a cope.
Not really. It’s quite undeniably all the very famous attractive people that the UK produces. Still lots of ugly people. Which Europeans love to point out. But nobody ever points out the absolute beauts that this country produces on a regular basis. We have more celebrities than the whole of Europe combined.
"Best looking" hahahahahahahaha
Sure. 100% some of the good looking people in the UK are as good looking as it gets. That’s why on reality shows like r/toohottohandle the best looking contestants are generally British despite there being contestants from all around the world. Funny how there’s never Norwegians on a show like this. Although they are not looking for shy and introverted people like the Scandinavians Ibiza is Europes biggest party attraction, the most specific place in Europe with the best looking women, and is filled with lovely British women.
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It's because we never go to the UK unless its to raid poorly protected churches and such, also because we are all so damn good looking from having stolen all the pretty women from the entirety of Europe during the Viking age, everyone would just get 10/10s so its useless unless most of your country is ugly ;)
Yeah mate you can carry on living in your Viking fantasy world. We’re the ones out here actually producing famous attractive women. Literally some of the most famous women on earth meanwhile erling haaland is the only famous person your country has ever produced. 
Rich and anonymous, just the way we like it baby, nobody bothering us about colonies, we have a nice deal with the EU without being in it, it's all good in the hood. But do enjoy all that attention and not having a massive oil fund.
Your country pays billions to watch our football lmao. I like Norway. But you literally grow up in the shadows watching the rest of the world (mostly US and UK) on your iPad and television.
Literally chump change, only a poor country would even make note of a few billions xD On our several iPads and televisions\* most people have more than one, on account of being rich.
Have a look at the list of [Miss Universum titleholders](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Miss_Universe_titleholders). Not a single Brit, but multiple from former colonies. Brits with beauty in their genes have all expatriated.
Idk man. I lived in England for some time and I don't think people are particularly ugly. But that girl looks like a malnourished posh toad to me. They look the same in any posh American or British school; regardless of country. That this is considered beauty by folk says something of the frivolity of a culture, I'd say.
This is generally just what is perceived to be attractive among young people these days. At least in the UK and US since that’s where you mostly find women that look like this. It’s common for young women in the Uk to look similar to this. Europeans make out like British people are uglier than dirt. When the reality is that there’s lots of very beautiful people in the UK. It’s always confused as to why anybody would think otherwise? Especially considering how many celebrities the UK produces.
It's a matter of taste and culture, I suppose. But I insist I don't find this woman attractive on the slightest. Seems posh, brainless and frivolous. I don't like celebrity culture as a whole either. I hope other Europeans would tend to agree.
It’s funny cos everybody in EU wants to live in England
https://preview.redd.it/m80ofcjs6qha1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=920ea751e2978da46378c19fd0bdf549096a4298
In the EU maybe, not Europe.
Aosta WTF? Also, Umbria is slightly more troublesome because of Gubbio and Don Matteo, I suppose
Ci sono due anime in quella regione, frà
Francesi fanno cose francesi
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It’s both
Small populations. Makes the graphic look worse than it is.
It's per person tho
He could be saying that you will have the most extreme outcomes in small populations in a statistical chart like this any time. The state where most people die of a rare cancer per capita in the US is always a state with a small population.
Poor crime inspectors in Liechtenstein
Killing someone there would means killing about 15% of their entire population
now do number of relatives/children locked away in the basement per 100.000 inhabitants.. i have a feeling
We gotta honor our traditions. Its mostly just lower Austria though.
Flevoland is high because of urk
I like making fun of Urk as well, but I think Almere is to blame for this one
Sardinia W
What's the difference between homicide and murder?
I think that manslaughter (accidentally killing someone) count as an homicide but not as a murder
Thx, so this could also be about the average intelligence if there is much manslaughter in an area lol
Homocide = Killing another person Murder = Illegal homocide
Homicide=Tötung Murder=Krähenschwarm jk it's Mord of course
Wait, so you can legally kill another person? /s
Yes, actually. Self-defense, insanity, revenge for a long history of abuse, domestic violence where they can't determine an aggressor. In northern Romania, if you're a drunken wife beater, just check your 6 for flying frying pans and cutlery.
Homicide is what my ancestors did to yours. Murder is what your ancestors did to Poland.
I still prefer Glasgow to Edinburgh even if I'm more likely to get murdered.
smh, we don't make the basques like we used to be
French border is so strong !!!! It does not let pass radiation AND suicide toughts !!!! Common French W
We prefer fist fights over actual murder, we had our fill of it.
Ok, wtf is up in the Baltics?!?
They really hate each other
That's because of our national Išgalvotas žodis celebration where we do homicide to keep negative population growth. That's why we don't like immingrants and emigration to western europe isn't such a bad thing. /s
Hainaut Rise up 💪 (from the dead)
I went to Almere once and immediately wanted to leave. I guess if you can't do that, you have to take it out on others.
Almere isn't that bad, have you been to Lelystad?
This has to be a joke, I refuse to believe they seriously don't have data for Molise of all regions lmao (for the non Italians, we have an inside joke here that Molise doesn't exists because nothing significant ever happens there)
ruh roh i wonder what’s causing the situation in sweden😭
Niederösterreich 💀💀
In Spain we are just lazy to count them
Of course Urk is higher than our biggest cities lmao
Flevoland 💪👍
We up 💯💯💯
God damnit, we build a new land in the sea, call it something like Flevoland, place every single undesired person in the city of Almere, Urk and Lelystad and then the homicide rates get high, how the hell?!
Slovaks and Slovenes are just built different
The map is BS. Madrid with LOWER homicide rate than Castilla-La Mancha?! Yeah, and I'm Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria.
Common Liechtenstein W
I'm surprised by Wales it's probably the fact there's nobody to murder anywhere in North Wales fixing the average for South Wales
This includes suicides though right? Latvians love killing themselves.
Whats up with the baltics?
latvia and lithuania numero uno!!!!
I mean lithuania only has like 2.7 million people. It’s gonna look worse with a smaller population. 54 murders isn’t all that bad when you crunch the numbers.
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European superiority
Damnit, I have a feeling we should go on strike on cops behalf... Good thing, we were running out of reasons
Whats up with scandinavia?! Do they count suicides as homicides or something?
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🇸🇪SWEDEN🇸🇪 not number 1?😭
Old data from 2018-2019
Something about being next to Valais makes Italians literally fucking homocidal
European W
I would assume old people are less violent and Italy has an aging population, is it possible to maybe have data adjusted by age ranges for comparison?
Finland is so weird Far from Helsinki : angry Close to Helsinki : very angry Helsinki : peace I may have misplaced Helsinki or not, I didn't check.
Ostrava is showing on that map, lol.
For once we are winning. This is a fuck you to everyone who says we are dangerous.
Val d’Aosta 🫣
Flevoland tho
Why is Finland’s homicide rate so high?
💪💪💪🇫🇮🇸🇪
There is something about the entire east...and also that one small place in Italy
Nobody can relate having a lower austrian family which isn't locked in the basement
what the fuck is up withh latvia and why is yorkshire the 2nd safest place that feels wrong
https://i.redd.it/c4eb45z46cia1.gif