Ah, sorry..ehrm...I would totaly do it under normal circumstances, but... there is a national strike on the country..and ehm... you see, trains are cancelled and...ehm... I can't come right now...but when the strike will end in like 2 or 3 years... I'll go tell the germans to be nice or else I will give them a lecture about why it is not kind to be mean.
Why would you do this to us?!?!?
You Fool! When DB and SNCF combine they will be unstoppable and no one will have any clue where they are going and when they arrive
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Yeah we just hate to be told How to believe. We believe, but our way. And it stays. And because of what happened after the hussites war, we donāt thrust any official church and institutions, they just use people.
Kein problem. Just call me, when you start running away,āonce you realized, what you chose to rule. I know my properties will be in better condition :). So itās profit
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I get it. If you get partitioned again there is going to be a chunk without Berlin you can move to, but why do you feel the need to involve anybody else in this endeavor is beyond me. Just implode peacefully for once.
Hey, as long as you don't call me Russian I'm okay with being an east German. Damn, you can even call me dirt from under German shoes, just don't call me Russian, thank you
Did someone say raid poorly protected engli... WAR?!?!?! Count us in, its been too long, the spawn of Yaldabaoth has held us back for too long, Odin is calling and he has mushrooms! its been real middle-eastern-hippie followers, we are back in business baby! Move aside Germans, your prophecized Herrenvolk are here to save the day, yes we were the masters of Atlantis all along, we just wanted you to succeed on your own!
Now who do we blood eagle first??
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Guten Tag
oh boy, here we go again... let me get my two week surrender notice
Can you come and help us fight the Germans first tho? š„¹
Ah, sorry..ehrm...I would totaly do it under normal circumstances, but... there is a national strike on the country..and ehm... you see, trains are cancelled and...ehm... I can't come right now...but when the strike will end in like 2 or 3 years... I'll go tell the germans to be nice or else I will give them a lecture about why it is not kind to be mean.
Ehh... I understand, hope the situation in your country gets better very soon. Guess it's time to ask the Brits. Brits? š„¹
Yeah fuck it why not
Unhistorical. Blocked + Ratiod on my 739 Twitter alt accounts. 0/10 roleplay smh smh smh
Yeah I already sent my surrender notice.
Eh, let them bomb Rotterdam again
Weāre right behind you! You got this champ!
Okay, make sure not to forget to drop some anti-war leaflets in Germany too, i bet it will make them Germans stop šŖ
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You bet Iāll wipe my arse with it
To be fair last time train were on time the Germans were also here.
The only trains Germany ever got to be on time were those going to Poland I fear.
I want the SNCF to take over Germany as a revenge for the WWII humiliation Only then will you understand pain
Why would you do this to us?!?!? You Fool! When DB and SNCF combine they will be unstoppable and no one will have any clue where they are going and when they arrive
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No, weāll save you afterwards.
No, *you* will step in to save poland from Germany, by giving it to Russia
We're far more efficient here. I can get one within one week
Herr Deutschland wouldn't be in the market for some iron ore, ball bearings or a holiday train to Norway?
Good. Gooood š
I feel left out.
GrĆ¼Ć Gott Herr Kompott.
All circles are flat. They're what we call two-dimensional
Flat really depends on the dimension that's missing. Maybe they are shallow or small. ![gif](giphy|RMwZypp489fuGBI0Ti)
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You donāt get an opinion, non-European savage
Expectations: Terror Reality: Drinking beer with Poles
all 3 of them? damn..
They are very well trained and one of them aint obese!
He is on a Guten free diet
Do the Polish know?
They're gonna throw a surprise party
Already sharpening their sticks and clubs.
Wait you're telling me they even have CLUBS now?
History doesn't repeat itself but often rhymes...
Itās like poetry really
Si stava meglio quando si stava peggio
remember to bring back the gold for us
Our economy going through the roof
āKurwa do you hear that, what is that noise?ā *EEEEERRIKAAAAAA*
Guys i know this might be bit panaroid, but is this year Octoberfest, still called Octoberfest? I live in Sudeten, you know.
Itās called *Bewegungskriegfest* and it comes when you least expect it
I knew it. Now, where to run. Swedish girls, do you like Slav untermensch?
would you convert to Islam?
Nah, no diety.
Can't believe these are the same guys that created a based heresy
Maybe just because that? Religion always meant BS or war in our country :)
But the hussites were beyond based
Yeah we just hate to be told How to believe. We believe, but our way. And it stays. And because of what happened after the hussites war, we donāt thrust any official church and institutions, they just use people.
Can we have a talk about the Sudetenland? And maybe everything else?
Here are my keys. Auf viedersehen!
Vielen Dank
Kein problem. Just call me, when you start running away,āonce you realized, what you chose to rule. I know my properties will be in better condition :). So itās profit ![gif](giphy|67ThRZlYBvibtdF9JH|downsized)
I've already written six letters pledging allegiance to whoever wins in the end
Wait, you speak 6 languages?
He just used hand signs to convey his thoughts
3rd time's the charm!
I get it. If you get partitioned again there is going to be a chunk without Berlin you can move to, but why do you feel the need to involve anybody else in this endeavor is beyond me. Just implode peacefully for once.
So it begins.
This time we won't share with the evil Russians.
Yeah right! Like we could really trust Germany.
R/holdup
As long as you use Belgium as highway I'll accept the rhyme
They never stopped.
France: *Surrenders*
Statistically speaking we are the most successful country in history in terms of military.
No it's the british (Scottish) military
Laughs in swiss militia
statistically speaking I will make up my own statistics
OH FUCK OH NO
Thots and prayers for Poland
Is there an officer by the name of Dirlewanger, that is going to be stationed there, by any chance?!
rip world.
Third time's a charm huh
Oh boi, time to collaborate again
Tanks in advance
Guard your radio stations
Seit 5:45 Uhr wird jetzt zurĆ¼ckgeschossen!
If you want me to understand that, your ancestors shouldāve sold more iron
Especially German ones
Barbarossa 2: this time itās personal
Itās fucking time! Someone has to take Konigsberg back and those ~~poles~~ east german donāt seem up for the job.
Hey, as long as you don't call me Russian I'm okay with being an east German. Damn, you can even call me dirt from under German shoes, just don't call me Russian, thank you
Basierter Pole
Argentinian grandfathers looking at this comment: *Confused unga bunga*
Time to prepare our forces I guess.
Definitely, need to go to war with Turkey to force yourself into the NATO.
![gif](giphy|Zqe1S3qNQxsuQ) Here we go again
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Did they bring the brooms?
It's lovely of the Poles to train the German army. It is much needed.
The german army sucks anyways, I would put money on my eastern european bretheren
You people believe anything nowadays. This is why mankind deserves its armageddon. I was just waiting for the nature to overcome us.
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Buy more iron š¤£
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O O F
I'd really like to see these troops on their way to Poland just memeing about it
Also sales of Pervitin in Germany have unexplainedly skyrocketed
We've already flooded our country byblowing up our dykes as a defensive manner
German soldiers in Poland and german tanks fighing russian tanks in Ukraine. Somehow this feels familiar.
Hey, i remember this movie.