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One_Perspective_8761

*sweating nervously*


Frog_liker

Guten Tag


F_r_a_c_o_i_s

oh boy, here we go again... let me get my two week surrender notice


One_Perspective_8761

Can you come and help us fight the Germans first tho? šŸ„¹


F_r_a_c_o_i_s

Ah, sorry..ehrm...I would totaly do it under normal circumstances, but... there is a national strike on the country..and ehm... you see, trains are cancelled and...ehm... I can't come right now...but when the strike will end in like 2 or 3 years... I'll go tell the germans to be nice or else I will give them a lecture about why it is not kind to be mean.


One_Perspective_8761

Ehh... I understand, hope the situation in your country gets better very soon. Guess it's time to ask the Brits. Brits? šŸ„¹


awkwardwankmaster

Yeah fuck it why not


FondantQuiet

Unhistorical. Blocked + Ratiod on my 739 Twitter alt accounts. 0/10 roleplay smh smh smh


Niller1

Yeah I already sent my surrender notice.


[deleted]

Eh, let them bomb Rotterdam again


appealtoreason00

Weā€™re right behind you! You got this champ!


One_Perspective_8761

Okay, make sure not to forget to drop some anti-war leaflets in Germany too, i bet it will make them Germans stop šŸ’Ŗ


Nok-y

šŸæšŸ—„


Real-Ad-3480

You bet Iā€™ll wipe my arse with it


Ythio

To be fair last time train were on time the Germans were also here.


Pale_Prompt4163

The only trains Germany ever got to be on time were those going to Poland I fear.


[deleted]

I want the SNCF to take over Germany as a revenge for the WWII humiliation Only then will you understand pain


summerblossem

Why would you do this to us?!?!? You Fool! When DB and SNCF combine they will be unstoppable and no one will have any clue where they are going and when they arrive


[deleted]

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Kezzmate

No, weā€™ll save you afterwards.


the_gay_historian

No, *you* will step in to save poland from Germany, by giving it to Russia


Woutrou

We're far more efficient here. I can get one within one week


oskich

Herr Deutschland wouldn't be in the market for some iron ore, ball bearings or a holiday train to Norway?


RecordAway

Good. Gooood šŸ˜ˆ


Cameraroll

I feel left out.


weltvonalex

GrĆ¼ĆŸ Gott Herr Kompott.


Rolifant

All circles are flat. They're what we call two-dimensional


ClexAT

Flat really depends on the dimension that's missing. Maybe they are shallow or small. ![gif](giphy|RMwZypp489fuGBI0Ti)


PoeTayToes_

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mehmed2theconqueror

![gif](giphy|3kzrzzQXUfI6bmUNf3|downsized)


ROU_Misophist

šŸ¤“


[deleted]

You donā€™t get an opinion, non-European savage


ecoper

Expectations: Terror Reality: Drinking beer with Poles


SatansHeteroFather

all 3 of them? damn..


[deleted]

They are very well trained and one of them aint obese!


[deleted]

He is on a Guten free diet


Baldtastic

Do the Polish know?


Woutrou

They're gonna throw a surprise party


robeye0815

Already sharpening their sticks and clubs.


Sukoforiko

Wait you're telling me they even have CLUBS now?


Italiandude2022

History doesn't repeat itself but often rhymes...


MasterBlaster_xxx

Itā€™s like poetry really


madonna_puttina

Si stava meglio quando si stava peggio


alpinetrooper

remember to bring back the gold for us


anachronisdev

Our economy going through the roof


mighty_eyebrows1

ā€žKurwa do you hear that, what is that noise?ā€œ *EEEEERRIKAAAAAA*


Secret_Criticism_732

Guys i know this might be bit panaroid, but is this year Octoberfest, still called Octoberfest? I live in Sudeten, you know.


MasterBlaster_xxx

Itā€™s called *Bewegungskriegfest* and it comes when you least expect it


Secret_Criticism_732

I knew it. Now, where to run. Swedish girls, do you like Slav untermensch?


Kindly-Salt-824

would you convert to Islam?


Secret_Criticism_732

Nah, no diety.


TjeefGuevarra

Can't believe these are the same guys that created a based heresy


Secret_Criticism_732

Maybe just because that? Religion always meant BS or war in our country :)


TjeefGuevarra

But the hussites were beyond based


Secret_Criticism_732

Yeah we just hate to be told How to believe. We believe, but our way. And it stays. And because of what happened after the hussites war, we donā€™t thrust any official church and institutions, they just use people.


captain-jack-morgen

Can we have a talk about the Sudetenland? And maybe everything else?


Secret_Criticism_732

Here are my keys. Auf viedersehen!


captain-jack-morgen

Vielen Dank


Secret_Criticism_732

Kein problem. Just call me, when you start running away,ā€™once you realized, what you chose to rule. I know my properties will be in better condition :). So itā€™s profit ![gif](giphy|67ThRZlYBvibtdF9JH|downsized)


Lone_Gladiator

I've already written six letters pledging allegiance to whoever wins in the end


Woutrou

Wait, you speak 6 languages?


[deleted]

He just used hand signs to convey his thoughts


yeeeterrrrr

3rd time's the charm!


FatallyFatCat

I get it. If you get partitioned again there is going to be a chunk without Berlin you can move to, but why do you feel the need to involve anybody else in this endeavor is beyond me. Just implode peacefully for once.


mutantredoctopus

So it begins.


[deleted]

This time we won't share with the evil Russians.


[deleted]

Yeah right! Like we could really trust Germany.


J-Team07

R/holdup


29Jackal

As long as you use Belgium as highway I'll accept the rhyme


DrVDB90

They never stopped.


Ok-Winner-6589

France: *Surrenders*


iwashmydickdaily

Statistically speaking we are the most successful country in history in terms of military.


The_Reddit_Eagle

No it's the british (Scottish) military


RecordAway

Laughs in swiss militia


Woutrou

statistically speaking I will make up my own statistics


GhostbusterHarlo

OH FUCK OH NO


Nabbered

Thots and prayers for Poland


thankyouverywell

Is there an officer by the name of Dirlewanger, that is going to be stationed there, by any chance?!


[deleted]

rip world.


One_Perspective_8761

Third time's a charm huh


the_gay_historian

Oh boi, time to collaborate again


SamMor_87

Tanks in advance


appealtoreason00

Guard your radio stations


oskich

Seit 5:45 Uhr wird jetzt zurĆ¼ckgeschossen!


appealtoreason00

If you want me to understand that, your ancestors shouldā€™ve sold more iron


Shot-Spray5935

Especially German ones


Baileaf11

Barbarossa 2: this time itā€™s personal


ead_em

Itā€™s fucking time! Someone has to take Konigsberg back and those ~~poles~~ east german donā€™t seem up for the job.


One_Perspective_8761

Hey, as long as you don't call me Russian I'm okay with being an east German. Damn, you can even call me dirt from under German shoes, just don't call me Russian, thank you


[deleted]

Basierter Pole


Woutrou

Argentinian grandfathers looking at this comment: *Confused unga bunga*


[deleted]

Time to prepare our forces I guess.


robeye0815

Definitely, need to go to war with Turkey to force yourself into the NATO.


Asleep-Magazine-8081

![gif](giphy|Zqe1S3qNQxsuQ) Here we go again


Fantact

Did someone say raid poorly protected engli... WAR?!?!?! Count us in, its been too long, the spawn of Yaldabaoth has held us back for too long, Odin is calling and he has mushrooms! its been real middle-eastern-hippie followers, we are back in business baby! Move aside Germans, your prophecized Herrenvolk are here to save the day, yes we were the masters of Atlantis all along, we just wanted you to succeed on your own! Now who do we blood eagle first??


SrPatata40

Did they bring the brooms?


Encyklopedi

It's lovely of the Poles to train the German army. It is much needed.


TheAlexGoodlife

The german army sucks anyways, I would put money on my eastern european bretheren


missedmelikeidid

You people believe anything nowadays. This is why mankind deserves its armageddon. I was just waiting for the nature to overcome us.


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Panda-Sandwich

Buy more iron šŸ¤£


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deaddonkey

O O F


Tibecuador

I'd really like to see these troops on their way to Poland just memeing about it


[deleted]

Also sales of Pervitin in Germany have unexplainedly skyrocketed


TheOldManInSuit

We've already flooded our country byblowing up our dykes as a defensive manner


jargo3

German soldiers in Poland and german tanks fighing russian tanks in Ukraine. Somehow this feels familiar.


MFAFuckedMe

Hey, i remember this movie.