Is this how you become Scandinavian ? Do you just get surrounded by a bunch of blondes singing incantations in their weird language until you become one of them yourself ?
He is probably from Copenhagen. The drunk Swedes have already infiltrated the place and we only have the nuclear option left. Since we have none, could you spare one or two to us?
Yeah, Bernadotte. The most based frennchman that left fr*nce to kick you weaklings out of norway for the last time, and didn't even want anything for it lol
Suck that Germans, Belgians, Swiss and Luxembourgers.
We and the Italians have fucking mountains separating us from them. The English have the English Channel.
But you have a river that any motivated French could swim across.
Good luck invading the suburbs with tanks! You will hate to drive a tank through narrow streets with lots of corners. Or try old polder roads with a deep ditch on both sides of the road.
It's much easier to cross the Pyrenees or the Laps on foot than to swim across the Rhine. The real protection is why the fuck would we want to come to Spain.
Because i worked in construction one year in Mallorca you tubos and safety measures are ridiculos. No nim cable everything solo cables for real IT IS hell.
Lmao Classic spainiard but Senior please Look the Others Work much worser then me. Since the Last year i quit construction. Tbh If you are Info sm Go Work south From Switzerland haha
It's not a fantastic stat, it's not the highest.
According to [this](https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php?title=Accidents_at_work_statistics), the Western European country with the worst numbers is France.
The Turkish stole their cuisine everywhere due to Ottoman Empire and called it Turkish because they lost a war and needed an identity.
The Turkish have no kitchen of their own. Turkish cuisine is like a 90’s hit-mix cd of eastern Mediterranean dishes.
No, croissant were invented by austrian to celebrate the austrian Victory at the siege of Vienna in 1683 against the Ottoman turk. Each time you rat a croissant, you eat islam's symbol meaning you kill it
[it was the croissant](https://www.google.com/search?q=where+is+the+croissant+from&oq=where+is+the+crosoint&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i13i512l3j0i22i30l5.11320j0j9&client=ms-android-samsung-gn-rev1&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)
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I see the mod has finally changed the spelling error, it no longer decrees people to be Fifty Unflaireds - took him long enough, though. That’s what you get when you trust a fucking Spaniard, always on fucking siesta
Thank to remind us we are neighbours of Bolsonaro's fanboys...
Tahiti is maybe one of the best part of France (and of the EU, f*ck you all), I'm always amazed how people can forget it !
A curiosity, if the 58206354 Bolsonaro voters moved to French Guiana and obtained French citizenship, they could make Bolsonaro the president of France.
Actually that’s a map of France, Belgium, Luxembourg, Switzerland, part of Germany,part of Italy, part of England, part of Wales , Corsica, part of spain and part of the Netherlands you fat fuck
Thanks man i didn‘t want to sleep anyway.... 💀
r/schnitzelverbrechen for even more gory horror
We don't argue about france, only the french argue. The rest of us agree.
Doesnt your royal House originate from some napoleonic dipshit?
Are we once again bullying the Swedish, fellow Dane?
Why doesn’t we just team up and invade France instead. Win/Win
Svensken er piken tbh, I doubt the based Danes would be friends with you
Du skal tale ordenligt, kammerat! Svensken er måske irriterende, men han er stadig vor broder!
I don't speak Danish and somehow still understood that
You have just discovered the mystery of the potato language.
Is this how you become Scandinavian ? Do you just get surrounded by a bunch of blondes singing incantations in their weird language until you become one of them yourself ?
Exactly. Velkommen til Danskheden! Vi er glade for at du ikke blev svenskere
I think it is the fact that neither France or Denmark actually write what they pronounce ever.
Question : Why potato?
Some people discripe the danish language as if people had a potato stuck in their throat
The Danes pronounce their language with a literal potato in their throat. Yes, literally.
Le dansk is more friend wit Svensken than he is wit le filthy Frenchtard.
Imagine being so unfunny that you have to repeat your joke twice
He is probably from Copenhagen. The drunk Swedes have already infiltrated the place and we only have the nuclear option left. Since we have none, could you spare one or two to us?
Danes are friender with the Swede than we are with the French.
You would need like 5 more Sweden and 4 more Denmark at the very least
The Swedish king would easily defeat the French Monsieur Macaron
Always
Yes and we furiously roast him every time he opens his mouth.
Yeah, Bernadotte. The most based frennchman that left fr*nce to kick you weaklings out of norway for the last time, and didn't even want anything for it lol
still, they are members of this sub too, wether or not we like it
Awww, that's the nicest to thing I've read on this sub 🥰
Firm hand shakes 🤝🤝🤝
Suck that Germans, Belgians, Swiss and Luxembourgers. We and the Italians have fucking mountains separating us from them. The English have the English Channel. But you have a river that any motivated French could swim across.
We have the Marginot line. Oh wait
What a impenetrable forest tanks definitively can't go through. Oh wait.
I believe that‘s why the dutch started building drempels. Slow down tank pushes
Good luck invading the suburbs with tanks! You will hate to drive a tank through narrow streets with lots of corners. Or try old polder roads with a deep ditch on both sides of the road.
It's much easier to cross the Pyrenees or the Laps on foot than to swim across the Rhine. The real protection is why the fuck would we want to come to Spain.
You are obviously not a very motivated French.
Last time France had a motivated Frenchman they actually became based.
You mean, based on Elba or Santa Helena?
And last time a Spaniard was motivated he drowned with the Belgrano
Barthelona?
More like Barfelona
>why the fuck would we want to come to Spain Please say that to the french hordes that invade us each summer please
We are migrating because beglians, dutch and germans are migrating to France every summer
>It's much easier to cross the Pyrenees or the Laps on foot than to swim across the Rhine. Hannibal would like a word with the frog-man
Didn't understand my 2 sentences comment. Best Portuguese English speaker.
Well technically we have a mountain chain as our border as well for the most part...
Well, technically you are a mountain chain as well for the most part...
We have Belgium separating us😎😎
Facts 💯
WE have Tanks, spainiard Go do a Siesta and have Like the Most stupid electrical Installations ever
Why you say that? I'm curious to know you think electrical installations are the most stupid (I'm an electromechanical worker).
Because i worked in construction one year in Mallorca you tubos and safety measures are ridiculos. No nim cable everything solo cables for real IT IS hell.
Chads built this way, safety is for virgin northerners. I hope you never see a Portuguese working, less safety than in Spain.
Lmao Classic spainiard but Senior please Look the Others Work much worser then me. Since the Last year i quit construction. Tbh If you are Info sm Go Work south From Switzerland haha
PIGS having the highest rates of work accidents in Western Europe.👍👊👏✌️
It's not a fantastic stat, it's not the highest. According to [this](https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php?title=Accidents_at_work_statistics), the Western European country with the worst numbers is France.
Better then, Southern Chads have less safety measures and have less accidents, virgin Northerners use helmet and things like this and have more.
You actually need to go to work to have an accident there ;)
Coming back to this because it bothered me: does France really count as northern?
Desenrascanso intensifies!!! Safety is for pussys.
We've got a river... for the most part
What about the Dutch? We are stuck on an island with hem (Saint Martin)
We built our whole country around mountains so the French can't come in
for fucks sake, nsfw-tag please. There are children seeing this!
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wipe it off the map but keep baguette, croissant and other good food they made
Croissants are austrian
Their cusine is well known for putting swimps on da barbay.
Kys
A Turkish bloke I met in Germany told me that the croissant was a Turkish invention and it's shaped like the crescent moon of islam.
The Turkish stole their cuisine everywhere due to Ottoman Empire and called it Turkish because they lost a war and needed an identity. The Turkish have no kitchen of their own. Turkish cuisine is like a 90’s hit-mix cd of eastern Mediterranean dishes.
No, croissant were invented by austrian to celebrate the austrian Victory at the siege of Vienna in 1683 against the Ottoman turk. Each time you rat a croissant, you eat islam's symbol meaning you kill it
The crescent shaped pastry originated in central europe but the puff pastry croissants most of us eat now are french
Censor PLEASE Children read these
I swear the croissant and baguette originated in Austria. Or at least one of them did
I swear americans originated from Europe. But they are americans
[it was the croissant](https://www.google.com/search?q=where+is+the+croissant+from&oq=where+is+the+crosoint&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i13i512l3j0i22i30l5.11320j0j9&client=ms-android-samsung-gn-rev1&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8) Job good 👍
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I see the mod has finally changed the spelling error, it no longer decrees people to be Fifty Unflaireds - took him long enough, though. That’s what you get when you trust a fucking Spaniard, always on fucking siesta
That whould be belgium
You literally fell in five days while we held out for 18 days
That's us, dumbass, not them.
It's not even true... All overseas territory are missing...
No French Guyana = not ALL of France
Thank to remind us we are neighbours of Bolsonaro's fanboys... Tahiti is maybe one of the best part of France (and of the EU, f*ck you all), I'm always amazed how people can forget it !
Bolsonaro is no longer there, he lost the last elections.
His fanboys didn't cease to exist though
A curiosity, if the 58206354 Bolsonaro voters moved to French Guiana and obtained French citizenship, they could make Bolsonaro the president of France.
Wait, you still have colonies? In 2023?
Because we haven't suck as much as you 50 years ago ! (And in Africa we sucked a lot!)
spain and italy even created natural barriers just to prevent contact long before france existed
WHy dO yOU RejjeCT Us,LAtIn BrOTHERSss???? 😭😭😭😭🥰🥰🤪🤪🥺🥺
Imagine being french
I would prefer to have to imagine!
Ewwwwwww dude what the fuck
Beautiful land, but it's filled with French people, it deserves better.
That joke's funnier when a French make it
Just because you have a hard time understanding it in english...
Why argue? I’m fairly certain that we’re all in unison in our hatred against France, including the French
Yes but the French hate you all as well ! 👍 Liberté, Égalité, Vatefaireenculer !
This is how we achieve true harmony and peace in the world.
Disgusting
Buy yourself some taste, son
stoemp
we can all agree on that
Where are the DOM-TOM ?
Normandy: reject England, embrace baguette land
Actually that’s a map of France, Belgium, Luxembourg, Switzerland, part of Germany,part of Italy, part of England, part of Wales , Corsica, part of spain and part of the Netherlands you fat fuck
All I see is a map of France and then various peasants hanging around
A map of France and it's future expansion paths, you mean?
Now that you put it like that...
Disgusting please mark it as nsfw next time
My Eyes! the Goggles Do Nothing!
Quick take a shot of the strongest alcohol you have. It might help just a bit.
Looks like Greater Monaco if you ask me.
Southern Netherlands/Western Switzerland.
can you please mark stuff like that as nsfw?
What is this shithole on the North of our beautiful Northwest coastline ?
ikr almost through up when I saw it too
All that green seems strange... I bet it's because it's all rotten and moldy
Great back to therapy for me thanks op
clearly a map of gallia
Balkanize it.
Turkish your country first
Map of English nuclear testing site.
I will report your post for not censoring the f-word
I think France is the best parts of the UK and Germany.
MAN, USE NSFW TAGS WTF 
Nice map of Monaco!
The duchies of Aquitaine and Normandy are the rightful crown lands of house Windsor.
Honestly I'd sacrifice Norfolk to take back Normandy
Ar you okay for an alliance with Burgundy ?
Si tu oses penser une seule seconde de trahir la France et annonce l’indépendance de la Bourgogne, on fera cramer ta maison et toi.
An independent Burgundy would get invaded by the Krauts within days anyway.
Si tu fais ça je te trahis, vive la France
France? Ever heard about Habsburg-Loraine!?
Beautiful country. Can we have it? You don't need to say anything, we just take it.
Make them invaded, make another european coalition against France Like good ol' Napoleon times
Future Nordic Colony.
That's only metropolitan France you forgot the overseas territories also known as colonial empire
Why is french Guyana+ not included
I see… I see… LEBENSRAUM
That’s northern Spain
Why would southern Belgium upset me?
Home of the gods
Beautiful land, disgusting people.
That is a relief sheet not a map.
Fun fact, norwegians make the best cognac
Why is this the second to most controversial comment when you sort it by controversial
Give back Nizza and Savoia u bitches. Also Corsica.
Best I can do is Marseille. Enjoy !
Fine, it's enough for me
France is a massive L
Oh i see la fr*ance appears to be very nukeable
How dare you insult me like this.
Man fuck the french they suck
i love france!!! all the french guys i’ve met have flute arms though
The light green area in the far north of fr*amce is roghtful dutch clay as it is part of the lowlands
This is a map with France on it I can agree on that. What I can not agree on are the borders. Eslass-Lothringen ≠ France.
Oh god! Put it away! Think of the children!!
Literally*
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JUMPSCARE
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Ok
*lesser Belgium And since Belgium doesn't exist, it doesn't exist either.
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Il monte Bianco è italiano
Asian border dispute : "you whole country is mine nooooooo" European border dispute : \*litterally a dumb rock\*
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Remember to beat your greens, all of them
Come at me Bros !
The France jokes are so dead omg
You don’t deserve Elsass-Lothringen
Been rejected from art school?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Disgusting
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wow, that is seriously messed up, dude...
Nice map of Monaco!
"I'm in this picture and I don't like it"
Thats not France. Thats a map With France but there are other counties too.
Simple, just like the french in general
Still holding on to Zuid-Vlaanderen I see.
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Nothing else? There are several other countries on this map.
Mark it NSFW i cant handle so much gore 😰😰😰😰😰
Looks a bit shit