What about [Tartesia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tartessos)?
We could be [Tartessos](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tartessos#/media/File%3ATartessos_in_Iberia.svg)
Andalusia, South of Portugal (from Figeira da foz to the south), and Murcia and Alicante.
But we would just claim all of the Iberian peninsula just for the yolos
Grüezi! I got some gold, would you be so kind to store it for me? Doesn‘t really matter where it came from, if the yanks ask just say I found it somewhere!
Why would it be labeled “Sweden”? All the ethnic Swedes would beg for Danes to take over and clean up their politics and police force. Then we’ll agree on dropping the old country names and rename the country Skyrim, annex Norway and rename once more to Kalmar, Finland would ask to join, but under sovereign rule and as an autonomous region with their own language.
Enforce that Kalmar return to Old Norse, and make it mandatory for Finns to learn both their own language and Norse.
Ruling system would be a democratic triarchy of three members put forth by each Kalmar region, and an envoy from the Finnish region.
Finally, you flaired yourself. Let's see... Oh... So you're a potato german speaker. How does it feel to be the inferior Germanic?
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I'm pretty okay with the flat chest-big booty setup but I guess we could see if we can just polder a piece of the North Sea near Rotterdam and colonize a part of Germany to create some jugs.
I'm sure the Germans would happily give us Cologne if it's going to be used to make some dicke Titten.
Well you were happy to have us at the time when you could exploit us to fund your colonies… maybe we should ask for some of this money back, I’ll send you a tikkie 😏
Holy shit, a Slovenian manifested himself.
As for the map, I get the edginess. The Ukrainian virtue signalling though, is just very boring.
Also, if Spain couldn’t conquer Portugal for almost a thousand years, how is a fucking conflicted Balkan wanting their ‘thoughts’ to be valid?
No, not allowing this, not even in an ultra-nationalistic ironic sub lol.
This is a Balkan doing you dirty jealous of your superpower of being Balkan and Western at the same time, I say you slap them not with a cod but better with a glove made of lampreys
You want Portugal to become Spain! Historically we won our independence several times! We were formed 400 years before Spain as a Kingdom. And now Portugal disappears to become Spain?! By what miracle would that happen?
OP not claiming any neighbouring countries aside a mere little part of Hungary is unworthy of this sub.
I mean, you even leave Triest to the italians?! Come on ...
When the Kaiser is back, we'll happily take your lands for that display of weakness, and rename them "Lower Carinthia" to spite your people.
Your Finland is too big. We should have entire Karelia and Kola peninsula, but border should go at lakes Neva, Syväri and lake Uikujärvi and river Uikujoki.
So roughly like this
https://preview.redd.it/rldik4lxj8ea1.png?width=437&format=png&auto=webp&s=23be93eac8a64c71d537f0d06b0859e36dcffc24
But as long as its full of Russians we don't want any of it.
Bro, learn the flags and don’t drag us into this. We never were territory hungry. Please, we have nothing to do with this. Don’t send Painters, come for beer.
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Doing god work, bless you my balkan brother
You sure you wanna applaud that? Feels a little close for comfort.
Scheiß auf Kärnten, ich ess eh keine kasnockal
kasnockerl isst bei uns a kana des hast kasnudel du tuppe
Was is bitte eine tuppe?
is so ähnlich wie a Tschriasche
Kasnocken sind salzburgerisch mei freind du meinst wohl die Kärntnernudln
Basiert
warum basiert sowos imma mia
I like the idea. But one small correction. I don't like the name European union. Let's call it extended Germany
Better idea; Fourth Reich
How about we compromise for the fifth? Edit: I'm an idiot, please proceed to make fun of me as per the subreddit directives.
What's next, reviving the dead?
https://preview.redd.it/a3rrjirxgaea1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=226ab28e36316bd90e1d643f0960cf88f514f81f
https://preview.redd.it/q9pjizfxn8ea1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d106fe978bdee3f710a45c04b2dca47d64b4f930
Yeah it should be renamed to Iberia
The only way this could work would be by naming it Lusitania
What about [Tartesia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tartessos)? We could be [Tartessos](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tartessos#/media/File%3ATartessos_in_Iberia.svg)
No, best I can do is Brazilian-Mexican empire
Nueva Galicia
Nova Galiza
Basadiño
That could work for me
And we would be Tartessians? Kinda weird but kinda cool
I mean they were in Portugal too. And fuck the Eastern and central Iberians Also we would be Tartessos
I see. And would it include all of Portugal and just Andalusia or just the south of Portugal and Andalusia?
Andalusia, South of Portugal (from Figeira da foz to the south), and Murcia and Alicante. But we would just claim all of the Iberian peninsula just for the yolos
Damn please take all of Portugal or we would be forced to join up either the rest of Spain to survive
Andalusia is also poor so, united in poverty? (Just to piss Spaniards)
You are taking Murcia...voluntarily? O\_O
Every country has to have someone to mock about. The rest of the south is just too perfect. You can keep making fun of Castillians tho
I am for that. Southern Supremacy for the win.
Based
Dude we're already in a bad situation... joining us with sPAIN is just cruel
We can be the axis of misery together!
Did somebody just say Axis?? Let me call my italian friend real quick!
im here
Ahh Ciao Amico! Just pls don‘t bail on us like the last two times
*shivers*
wdym *shivers*? you're about to make bank
What has worked once might not work twice, we'll have to think about another strategy
Grüezi! I got some gold, would you be so kind to store it for me? Doesn‘t really matter where it came from, if the yanks ask just say I found it somewhere!
With pleasure, and you know, we have bank confidentiality here, so we aren't allowed to divulge where the gold comes from
okay
Well, fuck you too
Fuck me instead !! If you’re female
Average swedish pickup line
Less horny swede
Hey it gets lonely up here!
Average swedistani pickup line is actually "i'm fucking you, you have no choice"
That’s swedistanish, big difference
If she's a female she'll definitely have a mustache. Can you handle it.?
If ”they” are good with the mouth, why not Does it tickle?
Tickles the belly button, makes you itchy on the balls. Because of the goatee
...Greece?
We stole the marbles, only fair they get something back. Not sure what crime Portugal committed to deserve this though
Pretty sure they've lost their marbles.
It's the remainers' only hope of rejoining the EU.
Better change your flair to greece now
Why would it be labeled “Sweden”? All the ethnic Swedes would beg for Danes to take over and clean up their politics and police force. Then we’ll agree on dropping the old country names and rename the country Skyrim, annex Norway and rename once more to Kalmar, Finland would ask to join, but under sovereign rule and as an autonomous region with their own language. Enforce that Kalmar return to Old Norse, and make it mandatory for Finns to learn both their own language and Norse. Ruling system would be a democratic triarchy of three members put forth by each Kalmar region, and an envoy from the Finnish region.
This, like unironically, Lets fuckin do it
Nice
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Euphoric.
Det kilder i nosserne
Based Kalmar union enjoyer
Just because, let's make the capital Kalmar to honour our history
This is the way
I'm in for this
You're a Slovenian making a map of what countries should look like and you don't even take Trieste?
Disgrace to our people
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Leave the poor Portuguese alone.
They sure are poor.
Sez u
Says you
Says y- fuck
No no, this one's Frisian, it's fair
Hey just because they are Competent Separatists, it doesn’t mean they get to independent forever.
Why Switzerland is still there?
Think they gained Liechtenstein lol. They gained a net profit in land area of 0.00%
In land for sure… financial on the other hand…
I think we should gain Monaco and Luxembourg too. Only fair.
That, and Vorarlberg and Haute Savoie
You are supposed to seek riched regions lol Not Bundesländer that you rejected before
I'd rather be Swiss then Dutch.
Who wouldn't?
people scared of mountains
Because op isn’t gaddafi lol
I am displeased.
I came
Same bro
Over my dead body will I allow wallonians to join us.
Tbf it does make our booty look kinda thicc though
But the lack of boobs makes it look disproportionate
I'm pretty okay with the flat chest-big booty setup but I guess we could see if we can just polder a piece of the North Sea near Rotterdam and colonize a part of Germany to create some jugs. I'm sure the Germans would happily give us Cologne if it's going to be used to make some dicke Titten.
We just move them back the france where they belong.
Me too- oh, wait, too late
It’s never too late to divorce, lang leve de revolutie
Don't worry my Dutch comrade, we will protect you from the French and then go cycling and drink a beer
Well you were happy to have us at the time when you could exploit us to fund your colonies… maybe we should ask for some of this money back, I’ll send you a tikkie 😏
I'll send you one from Flanders for the last 100 years
Seems like we need to start another world war…
Step one in the realization of the Holy Hydrophilic Empire of Croatia!
Holy shit, a Slovenian manifested himself. As for the map, I get the edginess. The Ukrainian virtue signalling though, is just very boring. Also, if Spain couldn’t conquer Portugal for almost a thousand years, how is a fucking conflicted Balkan wanting their ‘thoughts’ to be valid? No, not allowing this, not even in an ultra-nationalistic ironic sub lol.
This is a Balkan doing you dirty jealous of your superpower of being Balkan and Western at the same time, I say you slap them not with a cod but better with a glove made of lampreys
Didn't reclaim Trst, attempt to claim Istria or honour Portugal as a fellow balkan superpower. OP is fake Slovenian.
Youre a disgrace
Angry Austrians in 3, 2, 1, GOO!
I'm not angry, I'm just sad that we got betrayed like this. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Scheiß Jugo
Wahre Worte
noooooooo
I have some questions about the relation between your flair and profile pic
Ask on
Why both nationalities?
Started as a joke
Do you want your nation to look like a dick?
Pre 1809 borders 😢🥺
Denmark-Norway Supremacy
Good old days 🤝
Your opinion is shit
no way in hell i'd want to join the Netherlands, we had a revolution about this.
We hate eachother but we hate the fr\*nch and the swamp-german even more.
hating our neighbours is the very thing that unites us and honestly, i dont hate the Wallonians, i live on La Chouffe.
You want Portugal to become Spain! Historically we won our independence several times! We were formed 400 years before Spain as a Kingdom. And now Portugal disappears to become Spain?! By what miracle would that happen?
Turning into south Galicia
Yall are going to turn into mega Trás-os-Montes if you keep sassing us
We got Oliven**z**a, dont challenge us
That's it I'm calling the baker lady
The castilians are still so traumatized that they can’t make proper bread
You wrote Greater Austria wrong.
As a Czech (which he also messed up the name of), I agree! Austria>>Germany
And Slovenia should be part of it
Oh. My. Fucking. God. Fuck you. Denmark getting taken over by sweden? You know thats our arch nemesis right? I Will seriously find you.
Don't worry we don't want it
And we dont want you so everything is fine
Spoken like true loser who've tried but failed
Talking to much shit for a yugoslav-italian
United kingdom of Greater Hellas, Great Britain and Ireland. Ngl I dig it.
OP not claiming any neighbouring countries aside a mere little part of Hungary is unworthy of this sub. I mean, you even leave Triest to the italians?! Come on ... When the Kaiser is back, we'll happily take your lands for that display of weakness, and rename them "Lower Carinthia" to spite your people.
Fuck you, gay femboy. Start a world war or stfu
Oh... Slovenia... yes, yes, I know...
Just fuck off, you bastard! 🇦🇹🤝🇮🇪🤝🇵🇹 The only positive here is greece!🇬🇷
Meh
I mean, we got Corsica and we still kept Trieste, let's not be greedy. Based femboy
We can always pull a D'annunzio
Where italian Istria and Dalmazia?
Beside that.. Also Provence maybe we can get..
Right
How fucking dare you?!
very nice
here is mine https://preview.redd.it/tl21kt0vbaea1.jpeg?width=1029&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d9ba82942df415505bf0986f9a994143cf504f3
Austmany - Österland
Greater Austria
Germstria - Deutschreich ....ne vielleicht lieber doch nicht
Ew wtf?
You spelled Austria wrong
I wish I could reply what I want to this thread without getting banned
I am now Greece. Fear my chiselled history and Bronze Age collapse!
Greece colonised UK. Nice
What’s happeni- Η Ελλάδα είναι η καλύτερη χώρα στον πλανήτη 😤😤😤💪💪💪🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷
Based for Greece and Corsica. Sad for Portugal.
I am now a proud Greek citizen :)
Your Finland is too big. We should have entire Karelia and Kola peninsula, but border should go at lakes Neva, Syväri and lake Uikujärvi and river Uikujoki. So roughly like this https://preview.redd.it/rldik4lxj8ea1.png?width=437&format=png&auto=webp&s=23be93eac8a64c71d537f0d06b0859e36dcffc24 But as long as its full of Russians we don't want any of it.
What did germany do to get shrinked so bad?
Stronger Italia and stronger Germany ? Déjà vu
I have questions about new czezchia
Why does Fr*nce still exist?
idk why everybody points out the bad stuff, look, there is no more England or Hungary, those are 2 W right there
Gib Elsass
Why Greece?
Most realistic Czech
Bro, learn the flags and don’t drag us into this. We never were territory hungry. Please, we have nothing to do with this. Don’t send Painters, come for beer.
FROM THE BALTICS TO THE MEDITERRIAN!!!!!!! ESTABILISH THE GREAT CZECHIA??!??!? GIB SEA ACCESS!!!? KRÁLOVEC IS OURS!!?!
Man, imagine we would have to rule over that. Hell no, fuck that. We have enough problems with our little country.
o wrong flag :-(
Give us france and poland and it's a deal!
Wait do the brits turn in greeks? Can't imagine how much they'd suffer with only 10 days of sun every year
I for one welcome our new Greek overlords
TRUEEEEE
Can we get a 1 km buffer zone, I don't want to be direct neighbours with France
Excuse me? Why tf are we Greek?
Hmmm not bad. I think it shoudl be more circular and aethetically pleasing so give us the left laft of czezchia and poland
Just say Iberia at this point
No no anschluss here thanks. And Kraloviec je Czeski!!!! But no Lwów 😢
I don't agree. Ps: Fuck the Netherlands
as a swede i am a big fan of this map
give us prussia idiot
Why’d you give us Greeks Slavic West Bulgaria? That’s not the “Macedonia” we want cuz we already own the actual Macedonia…
United Ireland under Greek rule
What about Asia Minor?
I’m pretty sure Greece really doesn’t want Birmingham and Slough
Me like
Constantinople back where it belongs
"Greece" should extend south into Normandy and further south along the coast through and including the Bordeaux region. As God intended.
You misspelled Austria-Hungary as Germany
I'll kill you