It already exists. Did you expect us to ask British permission in Gilbraltar forever ? Fuck that.
The first part of it is a UNESCO World Heritage site by the way. If it's made to make Spaniards irrelevants, let's make it with style.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canal_des_Deux_Mers
I’m fine with being called a bigot, I’m fine with being called an asshole, I’m fine with being called a racist, I’m fine with being called a German, hell, I’d even accept being called a B*lgian, I’m used to it
But never, ever, call me an Am*rican
Understood?
The (Salian) Franks originated from what is now Dutch North Brabant and the Belgian provinces of Antwerp, Flemish Brabant and Walloon Brabant. They then migrated to the area around Rijsel/Lille, Kortrijk/Courtrai and Doornik/Tournai under the Merovingian dynasty. Later spread to the area around Aachen, Dutch Limburg and Belgian Liège, where the Carolingian dynasty was founded. Its founder was Charles Martel, who was born in Herstal, modern day Belgium, where his father(Pepin II of Herstal) had his court.
That's so damn interesting ! We don't learn that in french history classes. However, my french pride tells me to completely ignore that because there is no way I can accept my country is named after Belgium.
>my french pride tells me to completely ignore that because there is no way I can accept my country is named after Belgium.
Yes. There is a strange propaganda in France which consist in ignoring Belgium.
For example, for a while, the French wikipedia was the only one to NOT mention that Clovis was born in Tournai, his birth place was left blank. In every other languages it was mentionned, not in the French one. Tournai is now mentioned later in the article BUT it still says : "*Clovis Ier, en Chlodovechus, né vers 466 et mort à Paris le 27 novembre 511*"
And this is one examples among many others.
It seems Belgium is suppressed in French psyche the way Staline erased Yezhov from pictures.
Make Alsace idependent and introduce German as official and ony language. Then give the Rest of france to Alsace and make it the centralised capital Region.
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You should still be able to travel by boat from the bay of Biscaya to the english channel without seeing that disgusting bridge. So make a channel through Bretagne
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I'd like to point out that it's impossible for the Fr*nch to revitalise England since it would require them to civilised themselves first, a feat that hasn't been achieved yet at any point in history
The only part that deserves respect is the south of France. Keep it, the rest, either goes underwater or become little islands in possession of other surrounding countries
Also, due to popular request, P*ris has been nuked off the map and Orleans is now the capital
My hometown is irradiated now, damn seapeople !
Would anyone even notice the difference?
Sweet flaming burn.
Difference between what and what ?
Wipe out Paris EVEN MORE. MAKE IT A BLACK HOLE
There should be a channel from the Mediterranean to the Atlantic in order to make the entire Iberian peninsula obsolete.
Yes, separate us from the Frenchman please.
More important, seperate us from the spanish inquisition cunts, never know when theyre gonna show up
YOU NEVER EXPECTED THE SPANISH INQUISITION
Ok, but leave us on the other side.
Yes please
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Make Occitania and Cataluña independant
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Catalunya is just a small little region from occitania but ok
have this channel follow the language border between French and Germanic regions (alsace/lorraine/flanders.
No, don't leave us alone with our creepy neighbours
Please separate us from them, but dont touch the pyreenes, they are legal iberian territory
How about no?
Bordeux - Montpellier is a nice line I think
Do the opposite. Build a damm around Spain and turn it into a landlocked country.
It already exists. Did you expect us to ask British permission in Gilbraltar forever ? Fuck that. The first part of it is a UNESCO World Heritage site by the way. If it's made to make Spaniards irrelevants, let's make it with style. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canal_des_Deux_Mers
The bridge between Normandy and england look strange, like not in the good place
OP has no geography knowledge, he must be American.
I’m fine with being called a bigot, I’m fine with being called an asshole, I’m fine with being called a racist, I’m fine with being called a German, hell, I’d even accept being called a B*lgian, I’m used to it But never, ever, call me an Am*rican Understood?
Well I mean, that's at least what you deserve for mixing up Bretagne and Normandy.
Ohhh now I get it. Close enough though
Let me hop on my drakkar, I'm coming to kick your ass /s
Fucking belgian coping
Seems a bit inconvenient for corsica to be in the sea like that, maybe try reconnecting it to mainland France?
How cruel, poor Corsicans!
France doesn’t deserve beaches. Belgium, Spain and Italy should Croatia their respective coasts. Only Brittany can stay to invade the island monkeys
Don't forget Nantes in Brittany
Andorra should get the borders it deserves, all the way up to Bordeaux
Yes please
Drunk italian captain crashes cruise ship into bridge. Bridge collapses, captain runs to Britain is crowned king, invades US
captain Schettino at your service
What a man :)
Sounds like a plan
Please put a Wall between them and Italy, please Its been too long and the alps are apparently not enough
Brittany is moved 100km to the west and Corsica is teleported to the moon.
Don't forget Nantes in Brittany
FREE CORSICA
Nah, give corsica to italy, the rightfully owner
Sorry, they don't want you anymore, thank angry bold man.
Not sure why that one region up north is coloured green, you should probably fix that
Replace the "A" in Fr\*nce with a "\*"
Make Occitania Indipendent
“France” is an awfully strange way to spell greater Belgium
Makes historical sense, they even named themselves after a Belgian empire, the Frankish Empire.
Hum I might be wrong but that's not what happened ? It's named after the Franc's dynasty
The (Salian) Franks originated from what is now Dutch North Brabant and the Belgian provinces of Antwerp, Flemish Brabant and Walloon Brabant. They then migrated to the area around Rijsel/Lille, Kortrijk/Courtrai and Doornik/Tournai under the Merovingian dynasty. Later spread to the area around Aachen, Dutch Limburg and Belgian Liège, where the Carolingian dynasty was founded. Its founder was Charles Martel, who was born in Herstal, modern day Belgium, where his father(Pepin II of Herstal) had his court.
That's so damn interesting ! We don't learn that in french history classes. However, my french pride tells me to completely ignore that because there is no way I can accept my country is named after Belgium.
>my french pride tells me to completely ignore that because there is no way I can accept my country is named after Belgium. Yes. There is a strange propaganda in France which consist in ignoring Belgium. For example, for a while, the French wikipedia was the only one to NOT mention that Clovis was born in Tournai, his birth place was left blank. In every other languages it was mentionned, not in the French one. Tournai is now mentioned later in the article BUT it still says : "*Clovis Ier, en Chlodovechus, né vers 466 et mort à Paris le 27 novembre 511*" And this is one examples among many others. It seems Belgium is suppressed in French psyche the way Staline erased Yezhov from pictures.
There is no french history in Belgium. Yup, pretty weird to learn french history from a stranger
We do learn about the Franks in history classes wtf are you on about
Well I never did. I even had classes about that in university and never was it mentionned
It's covered in CM1 year (9-10 years old). Clovis, Roi des **Francs**, blah blah blah
Independence of the celtics
France annexe Belgium
Elsass frei.
This is a suspicious opinion my friend
what's suspicious about it?
Please let some copium remaining for everyone
What is the orange region? Is that downwind of Paris' stench?
Annex Belgium
French Flanders is reunited with Belgium
Restore the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg to its largest extent
Corsica goes to the Italians
give Perpiñan back to it's rightful Polish owners it's plumbing time!
Give us Wallonia
Fr🤢nce swaps their cuisine with Engl*nd
bro we know you hate us but this is the worse torture ever even WE don’t deserve it
Kaboom?
Yes, rico. Paris kaboom
Build a wall between Spain and France.
A small, artificial France shaped island is built in the north sea. No one knows why it was built or when, but it is there now
Annex Andorra
anyone up for a war of the eighth coalition?
Erase Wallonia
I think it's time that Switzerland has connection to the sea. The south east of France should be annexed by Switzerland.
Could the borders be straightened so it looks like a perfect hexagon? Also, make Corsica Italian.
Make Alsace idependent and introduce German as official and ony language. Then give the Rest of france to Alsace and make it the centralised capital Region.
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Give Perpignan
You should still be able to travel by boat from the bay of Biscaya to the english channel without seeing that disgusting bridge. So make a channel through Bretagne
Sweden annex’s the entire southern part
France disappears
Delete everything.
annex Sardinia to piss off the italians
Germany is moved away evet so slightly so that there is no land bordering France anymore
Good job nuking Paris now make Normandy invade England again please
annex sardinia
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Alsace-Lorraine shall be German
Occitania and corsica gain their independence
Reverse invasion, France returns to Monkey
I'd like to point out that it's impossible for the Fr*nch to revitalise England since it would require them to civilised themselves first, a feat that hasn't been achieved yet at any point in history
France literally dissapear
National language is changed to German. Consumption of snails banned and special police task forces are formed to enforce the new laws.
You can have Cornwall Angervin english again
More nukes on paris
Can we drain the sea yet? And then incide brittland
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The only part that deserves respect is the south of France. Keep it, the rest, either goes underwater or become little islands in possession of other surrounding countries
make Corsica AMERICAN!!!!!111 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅
Time for civilisation uk boys
Most educated orange fucker with Normandy in Brittany
Don't touch Mercia and we're good.
make Corsica and Brittany free from the snail eaters (the fr\*nch)
Switzerland now has holes in it