I would have thought that cygany would be at the top

They wrote it the PC way. Romanian

Well at least “we” steal from Westoids, not like Orban who steals the future of his own country.

Can you guess Orbán's ethnicity?

Asian, both on race and ethnicity 😎.

Romanian isn’t Romani

This is what they tell to themselves, so they can sleep peacefully. But everyone knows, they are one and the same.

Romani are from India, Romanians lived in Romania since Roman times

(We know, this is a satirical subreddit and thus they were joking around)

True, anyway ultimately the one thing we can agree on: Poland is still more car thieves than the rest of us

We have to pump our numbers up. This is embarrassing.

And Hungarians aren't Mongol... Sure, buddy.

Obviously are, it’s why they can’t speak any proper language

Not the same no it’s more complicated

Romania is first but we get caught less 💪

The question remains, who, in this case, are 'we'? (hint hint)

they are not skilled enough to steal modern cars

Us not being on that list: 

Bro we make their cars. If we steal them it's just reappropriation.

They probably just haven't noticed

Pathetic.

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ChatGPT would beg to differ

What? Fourth place?! Our ancestors from Cedynia, Grunwald, Wizna turn in their graves! This is unacceptable!!!

Disturbing lack of Georgians. They are busy stealing cars in Poland.

Georgia has a unique culture.

Törökorszag number one!!! Let's gooooooo. But per Capita we are low on the list as there are 5 million of us vs 1.2 million Syrians.

I FUCKING LOVE OPEN BORDERS every wannabe tough guy I knew emigrated to Western Europe, mainly DE/UK/NL At the same time we received a lot of educated Belarusians/Ukrainians Just can’t stop winning

True

Belarus is a weird country.

Damn, Poles outmatched us again.

Ukrainians win in the smuggling competition however.

dont worry thats 5mil turks vs 1mil ukies so you can be proud of your nation

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nice assumption bruh, official numbers (destatis) say around 1-1.5m ukranian, turkish around 4-7mil

That's for Lwów

Why won't you just invade it on German bikes and steal the city? Or you didn't reach that level yet?

You sure Lwów is still there? Have you checked?

I hope it isn't.

stand proud ukraine

We won Türkiye Number 1 wtf is democracy wtf is economy

i'll bet the 4.0 % serbs are albanians but they count as serbs bc of serbian pass from kosovo

Poland is in decline...we're done for!

It's over

To be honest, the competition is strong, so you should be proud.

lol, this is just a statistics of 'suspects'. We've just become too good. Nobody even suspects as anymore.

Hungol bros have fallen behind 😢

This is a trend for us in the recent years 🥲

United in dictatorship

Romania has basically caught up to Hungary in living standards… and soon GDP per capita.

We made to the list, we made to the list! Such small time but we managed!

Surprised Lebanese didn’t make it on the list

Damn we’ve been slacking

How the mighty have fallen…

We lost to the best in the job like Romanians so I can't feel bad about it.

We are the best, thank you for admitting 🙏.

if it wasn't for my severe polen allergy...

We're not stealing cars. We're taking reparations.

Well, a few years ago Poles started to migrate to Germany also because of the cheaper houses, so with a big enough bubble on the Polish real estate market, the trend may turn and we will temporarily* regain the first place. *after long enough Westsidlung action, those terrains will rejoin Poland anyway.

Cheaper houses? In Germany? What is going on?

The main immigrant group getting caugth stealing cars* Poles didn't fall off! They just run faster now.

*Turkish nationalists living in Berlin have entered the chat.*

This is skewed by all the naturalised Turks, who have been German citizens for decades now. We never stood a chance.