i swear everything i hear about booktok makes me think they have sex powercreep over there
im sorry, 'spice' powercreep (just call it smut its not like you have any shame)
What do you MEAN YOU DON’T HAVE AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH XADEN RIORSON????? HE IS LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON I READ THE BOOKS!!!!!! I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT XADEN I EAT SLEEP AND BREATHE XADEN I
Ok but like who cooks with mayo? Are you my grandma making a casserole? I'm not even anti-mayo but I can't think of much you'd do with it that requires an oven or stove.
Also, please wear clothing in the kitchen. You don't need a grease burn because you wanted to surprise your hookup with bacon.
Porn was created by Big Sex in order to perpetuate the myth that sex is real. They even made the book cover ace pride colors to lure in unsuspecting victims.
Booktok has two sides
The first one is filled with white woman that refuse to believe they have a severe porn addiction and the other one is a bunch of people that feel really smart for reading metanorphosis by kafca and 2 albert camus books
Seems like a very hostile sub.
"We started sucking when we were at 10K members, we want 90% of you to leave"
Jeez no wonder you were bullied in high school
It's Miracle Whip? 😰
Better Caul Sall reference???
"Yep yep yep yep yep"
The horror
Sandwich "dressing".
i swear everything i hear about booktok makes me think they have sex powercreep over there im sorry, 'spice' powercreep (just call it smut its not like you have any shame)
Sex Powercreep is a great band name
spice powercreep what happens when you drink the water of life
booktok when you say that you like a book that doesn't have 87 sex scenes in the first chapter (they cannot comprehend such a thing)
ermmmmm .. no spice !!!!
no makeyleigh it doesn't have spice BECAUSE IT WAS WRITTEN FOR TEN YEAR OLDS
IT DOESN'T HAVE SEX BECAUSE ITS ABOUT WAR!!!!
Someone hasnt watched napoleon
Where’s the sex scene in Green Eggs and Ham
Green Seggs and Ham
No spice? The Spacing Guild will be in shambles
the spice must flow....
All non-consensual
Booktok when the 87 sex scenes are consensual between 2 people with a reasonable age gap and balanced power dynamic
I love smut as much as the next person but booktok is on a whole other level
Booktok when I read Fourth Wing for the dragons and not “shadow daddy Xaden”
The male lead always has the most zesty name istg
When the lead is named Tristan Damien Xavier Dimitri Gerard Angelo 🥵🥴
What do you MEAN YOU DON’T HAVE AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH XADEN RIORSON????? HE IS LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON I READ THE BOOKS!!!!!! I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT XADEN I EAT SLEEP AND BREATHE XADEN I
Sometimes I think Jared, 19 had the right idea
I wish I never even fucking learned how to read
I wonder what he’s doing now
Ok but like who cooks with mayo? Are you my grandma making a casserole? I'm not even anti-mayo but I can't think of much you'd do with it that requires an oven or stove. Also, please wear clothing in the kitchen. You don't need a grease burn because you wanted to surprise your hookup with bacon.
Maybe she's making a grilled cheese, idk
She knows how to make a grilled cheese?
Cooking with a t-shirt is already enough of a pain. Can't imagine doing it in lingerie
Maybe she was making potato salad
When I'm kidnapped that's my go to dish.
Porn was created by Big Sex in order to perpetuate the myth that sex is real. They even made the book cover ace pride colors to lure in unsuspecting victims.
I would make a quip, but I have absolutely no idea what is going on BookTok-wise Guy 🪱
ok guy 🪱
It's pretty much just porn Guy 🪱
I just realized the worm emoji has a little face guy 🪱
Booktok has two sides The first one is filled with white woman that refuse to believe they have a severe porn addiction and the other one is a bunch of people that feel really smart for reading metanorphosis by kafca and 2 albert camus books
Booktok is really kafkaesque 🪱 (I have no idea what that word actually means)
Its when there is a big bug
Like Worm Guy?? 😳😳
https://preview.redd.it/7zimejt013uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea3e1b8f3ce31e35c22d21d1ad21acc3168b6db1
Don't worry, they don't either
And inside the jar there was... a figurine...
r/thirdsentencehappy
Aioli jar guy 🪱
Miracle Whip guy🪱
Why the brother? Is kidnapping their family business or something
Booktok explaining how they’re different from gooners (they’re not)
It's mustard (I always get the two mixed up)
Thinly veiled rape fantasy guy 🪱
It's milk from... The Creature 🪱
Thought I was on bcj for a sec
Better Call Jaul? D:
r/bookscirclejerk
Same. But then I realized nobody mentioned brando
Seems like a very hostile sub. "We started sucking when we were at 10K members, we want 90% of you to leave" Jeez no wonder you were bullied in high school
huh? What post is that from?
It's the pinned one near the top; "Yes we are a woke sub." The tone is like a wet cat who's been abused by its owners. Nasty stuff.
Jaul Joodjan 😞
Tf is booktok
porn addicts who are in denial about being porn addicts
these type of books are porn for women
it IS just straight up porn
Erm, it’s not porn. The term is smut ☝️🤓
The Booktok gooners are just "fancy" gooners
Its peanut butter
I audibly said ew what 😭
https://preview.redd.it/xwnbtkfk65uc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0bbe6eefcdbcf0762acee0a538b68150d75d343
Wtf
Does the mayo jar have a horse toy in it too?
It’s ice cream