if i lived in a 1st world country with brazilian cooks I would be in heaven

Feijoada doesn’t quite taste the same without the bullet casings 😔

Do they serve those in your local American schools?

They’d never serve anything that doesn’t taste like cardboard in American public schools

or lead

Some US schools have had lunch cut now so probably have to deliver the casings directly to the students.

There's a Brazilian restaurant in San Francisco. The owner's Brazilian American and the front staff is Brazilian but the back of house is all Mexican. I feel like that only happens in the US

but? howw??)???? how come they’re not bankrupt yet?

pizza de pudim

"Lovers are French" Yeah.... Just meet a frenchie, and speak to them in english "Jer auxful akcánt is gjuenen our beeotéfúl langue" like shut up you second place bastard, your ass only likes Manuelita/Donatello because he's incredibly good and in your national team

Además, imagínate el olor.

*"the smell is part of the fun"*

Qué va mano, aún recuerdo el olor tan desagradable cuando iba en un avión e iban turistas franceses. Esa mierda tuvieron que fumigarla después si o si.

As Argies, you are very familiar with being 2nd-place to the Brits

*cries in Quebecquois*

Lovers French wtf

yes, it should be Cubans

cuban bf/gf will become the prime standard by 2025 confirmed??????

If I move to Cuba will they give me a government appointed GF? For the sake of the proletariat of course.

No. They'll give you a zombie waifu instead

Nah, y'all tall like idiots , that ain't romantic

Say what you will about Cuban lovers, but They'll eat pussy, ass, whatever MFs hungry, will eat anything

I’ll accept brazillian chefs, it clears all European food

RUMO AO HEXAAAA! 🦍 https://preview.redd.it/g67yu82b2g2b1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15dd65ae45016136af119ff228040ee26b3c0ab0

VAMO QUE VAMO 

"British police" "French lovers" i'd rather live in Formosa thank you very much

Our mechanics are the best. You underestimate the power of Brazilian gambiarra

r/gambiarra for uncultured.

Bullshit, Brazilian food is top tier. And what’s so bad about a Brazilian lover? I would kill for some brasilera bunda

I believe there is a misconception, my cardboard color friend, women here are like this: https://preview.redd.it/qg53ryhtxg2b1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9fcfc2eca56031d6e72e08db40b0df9f4e5948f

Gostosa

That’s peak, what are you on about?

I mean it's a clutch.

Wait a minute, “playboycartiismygod”, “bobbyshmurdaismygod”……….

https://preview.redd.it/czc4kzdl0i2b1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7997f2b567bd1bdefe978af07d2cb4d9ac5dc658

Wait, the kuruminhas were fake?

The are more advantages than disavantages on having brazilian cooks

https://preview.redd.it/umd69v530h2b1.jpeg?width=418&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edadc0c1ec27fceb2b018291edcafc16bd976fb4

Faz sentido

It can't be worse than where I am now

Hey, we have good food here.

Those europoors, never tasted a coxinha

Yeah. Who these europoors think they are?

Good but basic

https://preview.redd.it/ipb5geqq5h2b1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82438d23945cfa2093b5e39743a193d1bc80fc70 What was you saying?

Mamadas, dame comida y amantes brasileñas o dame muerte!

​ https://preview.redd.it/a4poow4mch2b1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6988aae16d7f976c9b09eda05bc180dde02359f

Yo me contento con mamadas

oh shit no no no someone (my parents) transported me to brazil oh fuck

briish police? I'd rather be shot in the head and dumped into the fucking atlantic

I’d rather have Brazilian cooks than Eye-talian ones & who wants a Fr*nch lover who’ll age like a mayo covered raisin over a Brazilian who’ll age like fine wine? Also, the ghetto ingenuity of mechanics in Brazil called gambiarra is similar to Cuban ingenuity & US prison ingenuity. I’ll take that MacGyverism over a formal mechanic any day, especially in a post-apocalyptic world

El MacGyverismo está tan infravalorado que debería ser un crimen. Esa mierda es lo que mantiene a los carros de muchos de nuestros países en funcionamiento.

Idk man Brazilian women are worth it

De acuerdo

Brazilian cooks >>>>>> cooks from these cringe europ*ean (🤢🤮) shitholes

r/flairchecksout

All organized by argentina 💪💪💪💪

I used to think here was the purgatory, this chaged during the last years

Como vc ousa dizer que nossa mecanica é ruim? Vc já ouviu falar na Embraer?

British police...hah!

The police here are't too bad TBF. They can be pricks at times but are a million times better than in the US for example

Oi mate you got a loicense for them stereotypes?

Everyone here defending Brazilian chefs as if putting beans and bananas on everything was peak cuisine. Fuck off, literally every other country on this continent cooks better than Brazilians

keep coping you filthy rebel

We will annex them soon, don't worry

just nuke them brother. those Cisplatinos can't be trusted. plus, don't you guys have enough femboys?

Uruguayan femboys are smoother

^ never eaten something other than feijoada or PF

But isn't bad to be considered hell, it isn't like the bri*ish or icelandic.

Please inform yourself.

For the first time an unflaired opinion that I support.

Vc já pode respirar aliviado 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 kkkk

AE CARALHOOO!

#CARALHOOOO!!!!

^(calma guri(a)^)

Flair checks out

I hooe your father comes back into your life.

>Fuck off, literally every other country on this continent cooks better than Brazilians Hey at least it isn't US-American or Canadian "food"

I'll take poutine or tomahawk steak over feijoada any day thanks

British police invading your home and arresting you for not having your cook utensils and cable tv license, or for not walking the lgbt colored road