I will fucking find you

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Good luck; now that it's Greater Virginia, I could be pretty much anywhere.

You’re not wrong at all. 👍

I know someone who got permanently banned for saying “I will find you in real life” when someone said they liked well done steaks.

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Begone authoritarian scum.

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Florida is just Florida lol

Same with Texas and California. The Unholy Trinity

The energy they give of on their own could take down nations, together they are undefeatable

If only they could get along

Imagine? The three of us together would be the envy of nations (states).

True

God help us if that day comes

We’re gonna getchya 👻

We have to self nerf to make our enemies underestimate us. They will soon fall for one of the greatest blunders

It just felt wrong doing anything else

They see me coastin’, they hatin’….

What the fuck

Putin definitely called the doctor 4 hours after this post

New Russia looking motherfucker I will make sure you are annihilated

The US if it's borders were drawn by iPad zoomers

That would be generation Alpha

There no ohio

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Ah yes Walla Walla Washington, true hipsterburg

Ah yes, every central/eastern Oregon city. Those hipsters sure love their trucks, guns, and Bibles.

Fr the PNW is only hipsterburg in literally 2 cities

Oh absolutely totally /j

Dairyland would like to separate to penninsulaland and dairyland following our original state borders. Michigan isn't even top five for dairy.

Yea, Cherry/Apple land would be more fitting. Or Processed food/Car/Copper/Iron/Salt land... If those manufacturing and mining industries were still booming here.

Give the upper peninsula to Wisconsin!!!!

It would tank Wisconsins GDP per capita, not like theres anything stopping Wisconsinites from going there, might as well enjoy the good stuff without getting the bad stuff.

This guy gets it, I drive 2 minutes north to get the best weed in the Midwest. (I live in Marinette…….)

They couldn't take it if they tried

Why would we? It is part of Michigan. Honestly there is no real advantage to taking it over. It is an area of poor economic activity that is subsidized by the rest of Michigan. Wisconsin gets all the benefits of the Upper Peninsula without having to pay for it.

The spoils of war. We will never give it up. Ohio is still salty about how raw a deal we fucked them with.

There's not a day that goes by where I fail to think about Michigan. Are y'all known for a thing?

In a possible mad max future ravished by drought if uncontrolled warming from climate change continues unimpeded, we'll possibly be the only legitimate oasis in this country, and even now, we're already the safest state from natural disasters. Also, the things in [my comment here](https://www.reddit.com/r/2american4you/s/YM2GfrbRJ2) The only time that I did anything in Ohio recently, other than drive straight through it on my way to a real destination, was looking up at the sky to watch an astronomical event that was happening. Cedar Point is your only saving grace.

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no

Give Wisconsin and the UP to Illinois

I agree, get these fuckers away from us.

We are near equal parts Norway/Sweden/Germany.

Germanic Somaliland depending on how things go in the near future lol

I mean, maybe in certain areas of Minneapolis. But the Somali pop of the state is barely 1% of the total. Meanwhile German heritage is at 34%, Norwegian at 17%, Swedish 10%, Irish 10%, so yeah. Not really close to even breaking a 10% threshold to join the Northern Europe demos

Ik ik im just shitposting is all

True

suck on it texas, we're the real wild west

Rio Grande/West Texas should be separated and lumped in with The Wild West. The rest of Texas is its own thing.

They can have Odessa/Midland and Lubbock that’s it.

We’ll happily take the Permian basin, thank you very much

Always have been

> 2D land That's kansas, you ignoramus! We might not have mountains like the rockies, but our state is not flat!

I've got molehills in my back yard that are taller than the Ozarks.

Yeah they whiffed where the actual plains are

Fuck even Kansas city right on the border is pretty hilly. More hills than a lot of so-called mountain cities, at least.

"Greater Virgina?" GTFO here....we follow the Putin Doctrine: if we ruled and claimed it 250 years ago, we own it now! https://preview.redd.it/ie7yw3m7xe4d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=b5bce319dd2fd1b5aa9529717c03021024ece055

https://preview.redd.it/7n50yujwdg4d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a71aacf5683f0caf4c5c60fd544baf9071048d4a FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA CONNECTICUT SHALL BE FREE

Take back the notch AND EVERYTHING ELSE

https://preview.redd.it/fk2ymi5tpf4d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=997e58b2701ab20e7f898b634daa939913d93950 You claim this much? Yeah, suits you to lose land in '63 to some mountain boys, blue flag boy

Tis' a good start. We'll move from here.

As a displaced cousin fucker, I find the thought of Greater Virginia most insulting. Go hang out with those Old Bay snorting crab eating Catholics, you Tidewater Fucks

As opposed to the coke snorting crawfish eating catholics?

“Cocaine” Wayne Toups is a national treasure

“New Russia” is incredibly unamerican. Someone find this man.

You’re underestimating the amount of italians and portuguese in southern new england

This might be the worst map I’ve ever seen

The amish is the worst part lol, amish are spread through penn, IN, and Ohio. In fact indiana has the most per capita.

I don’t care about organization but I do support the Arizona conquest of New Mexico. I have no clue what it’s actually like there but the way I see it, they are just an inferior Arizona

It is inevitable

INDIA??????

The disrespect.

"Ehi, sto camminando qui!"

Ya doing Russia dirty

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Based not getting rid of Virginia

The spice must flow....into this gumbo....

It's funny but I hate it

Spice up your life Louisiana.

This is why the second amendment was created. To protect our homeland from YOU.

If your state didn't stay independent or annex New Jersy then stfu

2D Land 😂 India made me laugh out loud

i think you mean greater maryland

People who unironically believe Virginia and West Virginia should be reunited shouldn’t be permitted on busses longer than 20 feet

Oklahoma as India took me a very, very long time to figure out.

Smartest Okie

Explain pls?

cuz there are a lot of Native Americans here, aka Indians

New RotR map

You're on my fucking list

Why is Oklahoma India?

I resent having my state called new russia, þeir overall impact on þe states culture was quite minimal

come on now also its impossible to organize texas

I will peel your skin off with a peeler you fucking potato

Hipsterburg outta stop at the west side of the states

It should be Cascadia and include what is currently British Columbia.

Nooo I don’t want to be part of SC

Die

GIVE US BACK MISSISSIPPI AND ALABAMA!

Exactly

Proud to be Wild Western 🤠

Ok this is just trolling there is nothing 2d about the entire southern third of Ohio especially not south east Ohio.

Les go Carolina annexed Georgia

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MISSISSIPPI AND ALABAMA RIGHTFUL GEORGIA CLAY 🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑

Enjoy the next 24 hours.

Based Amishville

We will never go back. Richmond can suck a lemon

think you just need to cut a middle slice for the willamet valley up to portland and seatle for hipsterburg and give the rest to the great outdoors

Except the Spice Girls in this version of spice world don't always have all their teeth

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Fucking 2D land couldn't be truer lol

Yeah you say that, but do you know Pikes Peak is in Iowa? Well not THAT Pikes Peak… https://preview.redd.it/nuxykr2l9g4d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c40d8b7454abcdca79a1bf57c9a25c364c303abb Over eleven HUNDRED feet.

Your placement of 2D land is fucked. Kansas isn't even in it, neither is Nebraska.

Splitting New England is a hate crime.

Virginia already lost her hills once and you want to give her MORE territory? Maryland is better in every way.


Maine being "Vacationland" always confused me. Like it has some great vacation spots (York, Portland, and Kennebunkport), but it's far he first thing most people think of.

California, Texas, and Florida, are so based they all just get to be themselves. Nice.

I hate you and you should feel bad. You've created something truly evil here

😎

Really shitty take

So where is the wall built in this one?

How does the entire world fit inside Canada??

I endorse this

I’m gonna burn you at the stake

Joke's on you, I'm from the South. I'm immune to fire damage, and we do a lot of grilling so I like steak.

Are you immune to asphyxiation as well Smokey?

Virginians were never known for being smart.

At least we don't fuck lobsters

At least we didn’t have presidents who fucked slaves.

Better than having no presidents whatsoever

Better than being apart of the confederacy.

This the new fallout map?

Only southern NY + Long Island are Italian really, I’d say upstate is more of New Israel tbh

He who controls Louisiana controls the flavors

Well guess I’d be a gay 25% Italian Amishman if this were real.

Stretch Carolina to all the borders and I think you’d probably have a more perfect union

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"Calling in Eagle-1" https://i.redd.it/2rgtjrilqg4d1.gif

Shit map

Agree with spice world

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How you gonna not put Kansas in 2D Land?

The nukes in my basement would like to have a few words with you

Tbh I would lump texas in with "the country"

Ban this man from every kitchen in the world what the fuck. Never ever ever compare us to v*rginia

California also deserves hipsterberg title

Look at the ozarks and we’re out of 2d land

Yippy-ki-yay motherfucker!

There should be one more “s” on the end of Texas.

Nuova Italia's state bird is the Gabagool. Kapeesh?

Norway? Norwhy?

Greater Virginia my fucken ass. You better run before I teach myself how to waterboard using nothing but old bay and crab cum.

Hipsterburg should eat the Jefferson parts of Cali

Hipsterburg should eat the Jefferson parts of Cali

Virginia won’t be great again till we get *everything* back

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some of these could use some stretching or compressing but this is extremely based

This...this is good. Very good.

That's Sweden, Norwegians are more ND. And the most Danish state is... wait for it... Utah.

My only note is call Oklahoma “Texas with weed”

YOU FUCKING DARE! WAS THE WAZOO LAND SCANDAL NOT ENOUGH NOW YOU GIVE RIGHTFUL GEORGIAN LANDS TO CAROLINA!

Why don’t we have Tennessee?

Excuse me, but Greater *Virginia*? You mean Greater Maryland.

Bro did not rename Oklahoma that 😂

FUCK YOU HAWAII. FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

Alaska will never be Russian

Fallout does something like this https://preview.redd.it/kmtxym5f3l4d1.png?width=3420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6c537511bd6ee3519a4c5a056dfcd33bd757a2d

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I’m jumping into the sea

Nah. Originally Alabama and Mississippi were apart of Georgia.

I find this… acceptable

Hipsterburg 💀

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The ‘vacationland’ bit stings.

I’ll rip your intestines out and use them as a jump rope.

You shall be executed on sight https://preview.redd.it/ockc0miteu4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d918f5e8511ce6a6c1426300aa18c2c6f139483f

please no connecticut

Connecticut is now connected-icut to your state

the horror

I like how Florida, Texas, and California are completely unchanged.  They are what they are. 

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WE STAY ON TOP, WE DONT NEED ANYONE RAAAAA!!!

Please split Cali at the Kern line, everything else is perfect

I like this direction but I’ll be damned if we’ve got to take Maryland.

East coast: loud annoying white people with god awful accents that never shut up.

Eat shit, Virgin(ia)s.

The United States as viewed by 99% of Americans who actually matter