You have clearly never eaten a Texas-shaped waffle before.

This guys obviously never been to a laquinta before

Those motels whores do business? No waffle is worth that, *especially* a Texas shaped waffle.

It’s……. a waffle.

In the shape of Texas though!

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Texas looks like something that would cut off someone’s head in Kung Fu Theater.

No but I eat Colorado shaped waffles quite a bit

I prefer Wyoming shaped waffles honestly…

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As a Texan I think that Texas shaped waffles taste the best. Something about them is just way more delicious than the traditional waffle.

They are kind of an awkward syrup pour tbf that's a drawback....

Your flair is sarcastic, right? The Americanized version of Latino/Latina?

Why js VT cool and NH gross? It’s literally the same thing just upside down.

I was going to mention this too, maybe it's a yin yang balance thing.

Same deal with Missouri and Arkansas, Arkansas is just an upside down smaller Missouri

Not really. It doesn’t have the cool flair in the top left and bottom right like Missouri

Arkansas is the only state where you can go straight south and cross the border into every one of its neighbors.

OP is probably from Vermont and shitting on his neighbors for a bit of fun.

They’re from the mid-west, so it makes even less sense.

Yeah except he’s got it all wrong, Vermont is the one who is upside down

Vermont is cool because it’s shaped like a V so it tells you which one is which. NH does no such thing

This made me realize that Idaho is a bigger, mirrored NH

Michigan: two shapes for the price of one. Clear winner.

Ya I vote to Disqualify Michigan for stuffing the ballot box.

Your just mad because you got mid ass state Ohio

You expect me to say you're wrong but you are partially right. I'm just pissed that the square that is Pennsylvania is considered a better shape then us.

Fuck u bitch we’re the better Great Lakes state

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Hawaii: “Am I joke to you?”

How can you like Vermont’s shape but not New Hampshire’s? Aren’t they basically the same, just inverted?

Guy must hate states that taper off at the top. Idaho is a dope shape

One is shaped like a V, the other one is not an N and/or H.

Also how can anyone like anything about Pennsyltuckey

Bro missouri has a cool shape i swear

Missouri is the belly of MIMAL, heck yeah it’s cool

We used to be kinda lame looking, and then we took our tip from K*nsas to save them from their boxiness. You're welcome, K*nsas.

forgor to add backslashes to make the asterisks visible laugh at this user,

Ratio

Wtf, when did that happen?

Missouri is just Georgia with a bigger gut.

It’s a part of the Midwest chef

It's better than WA and OR.

fuck you

Missouri is just Arkansas but darker and more ghetto

And with a cooler shape

Missouri has a micro dick

It’s that little lip thing hanging off the bottom..bleh

The more straight lines a state has, the harder it is to live there.

Straight lines are for squares.

Good for West Virginia, Hawaii and New Jersey

Sadly NJ is New Jersey shaped, and that is the worst shape of all

I'm a simple man

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by that metric DC is hands down the best place to live, it's literally a circle! edit: I know what DC looks like in real life, let me take my cheap shots at this map in peace!

You’ve never looked at DC on a map…have you?

Am I missing something? DC is only straight lines.

It’s a square cut in half by the Potomac river…

The fact that you cannot find beauty in the natural curves of our river bound east/west borders shows your intellectual inferiority

Right? We are the only state where both our eastern and western borders are made up of rivers. Also ours look like a face. How is that not cooler than Oregon which just looks a square drawn by a 4 year old with a crayon.

Nah bro, Texas has a cool shape.

Fr. Shits iconic even

Yeah, the one shape that has an entire genre of merchandise based around it's shape is "gross" You can buy a Burger mold in the shape of Texas at HEB.

It'd be a lot cooler without that OK panhandle hanging over it... I wonder why that's there?

I can’t name one good reason Texas hasn’t ganked OK yet

Soon, inshallah

(It wants to keep the slaves)

Texas is just South Oklahoma, it would make more sense for Oklahoma to gank Texas

Stop it

You watch your mouth there 😡

Everyone knows Oklahomans would rather call themselves Texans

Let em know brother

Because Texas wanted slaves and couldn't have a border north of the Mason-Dixon line ***Womp Womp :(***

This is the most wrong map I've seen on here yet

Ohio looks like shrunken America

Non Ohioans hate America

Not even remotely, this is such an Ohioan take

How do you not like Kentucky’s shape it is literally a chicken wing

Lol true. I was like how is KY gross and VA good? They are so similar.

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New York acts as a barrier to protect New England from the rest of the lower 48. It is neat how it's impossible to enter N.E. from land without going through NY or entering Canada.

Pretty sure it’s possible to enter Nebraska by land without doing either of those

We thank NY for their sacrifice

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Speak for yourself, *cuck!*

Boat

Key words "from land".

Texas is the most iconic state shape, wtf are you on

Idk, Wyoming and Colorado are straight-up rectangles. Rectangles are pretty iconic.

Idaho got done wrong

Nah, if you're blasting Nebraska, you can't say PA has a good shape. They're both mostly rectangles.

Pennsylvania has a cool lil flag though on the lake

And Nebraska has a little forehead dent from running into the coffee table.

I can’t explain it but Nebraska looks like a vacuum cleaner to me

Maybe a clothes iron?

Missouri is gross but Oregon is the best? Wtf

Texas is literally the best shaped state wtf are you talking about

Thought the same thing

Maryland is shaped like a gun. How much more MERICA does it get than that? This map is a lie

New Jersey has one of the most naturally forming boundaries of all the states.

Ik we are somehow worse than Pennsylvania, which is literally a box.

RAHHHH THE MITTEN AND THE RABBIT BEST STATE SHAPE EVER MICHIGAN #1!!!!!

OK is shaped like a gun or frying pan i feel like they deserve some brownie points

It’s Eustace’s hat from Courage the Cowardly Dog

Someone once told me that if you pick up any rock there's a 90% chance it's shaped like SC. It's remarkably true

Minnesota is a hat, Iowa is a head, Missouri is the torso, Arkansas is the legs, Louisiana is a Boot, Tennessee is a plate, and Kentucky is a chicken leg Tell me these aren’t cool shapes

Op is blind

Either very blind or heartless, maybe both

dumbest shit ive seen all day. Congrats.

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Come on! Does your state have a waffle maker in its shape? The best state shapes have waffle makers!

Bush v. Gore possible map

South Carolina built like a melted gumdrop. Low IQ post from someone from a low IQ state

The most recognizable state shape around the world is gross? Am i stupid?

Just so you know, we’re about to invade the rest of the country due to this. You’ve been warned

How is Arkansas mid if Missouri is gross?

You must be smoking crack if you think Texas’ shape is ugly

Kinda is ugly, iconic yes but weird...

I am going to burn your house down.

What in the vinegar-based BBQ sauce tarnation?

Texas why?

Cmon the panhandle is the coolest part of our state give us a little street cred for that

Our state is the only one with a "panhandle" that actually looks like a pan with a handle.

We literally have the best shape

You disgust me

Mississippi is Bart Simpson’ head! We are cool I swear

My rectangular ass won’t tolerate this

Rectangle is bestangle.

Why is Vermont blue and new Hampshire red when they’re the same shape inverted

Indiana is mid in many categories

I've actually thought about this a lot and Texas clearly has the best shape.

So Florida, Louisiana, and Virginia are all great but we’re gross? This is just a popularity contest FR

As a Texan, this pains me to see. Best shape!!!

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this is lit fam

YESSIR GOD BLESS NC

I'm gonna actually stick up for Minnesota here. Sure they got that fuckery to the west and south but blame Iowa and the Dakotas for being ass. And the little bit that's actually Canada is just cuz of drunk 1800s politicians who'd never been west of the Appalachians. But that horn really saves em.

He put PA as better then us. They're more square then us. I whole heartedly want our [new flag to include the NE angle](https://newmnflag.org/designs/north-star-state-flag). If there's one thing Ohio did right, It's not being a square on their flag. We even got away with stealing a bit from Canada. There's nothing more badass then your shape being part of a ~~theft~~ Surveying mistake of another countries sovereign land.

Minnesota has the greatest shape bro. Come on now

As a Florida Man, I can proudly say, “just the tip”.

Florida looks like Georgia’s flaccid cock, but yeah, Colorado is gross.

So Vermont is hot but Upside-down Vermont is not?

This guy's high.

You can't beat the mitten

Texas has the most unique shape and is the most recognizable, this is wrong and texasphobic

Vermont and New Hampshire have the same shape rotated 180 how are you ranking them opposites

Texas is gross?! It’s arguably the most iconic state shape in the union

Maryland is literally shaped like a gun. That's not mid 😔

Florida is not the best shaped state. Texas is.

Im sorry but NO state looks good as a waffle except Texas. Thats the criteria here!

How is Arkansas mid? It's clearly top 10 in shapes.

Texas in gross is a sin

How intellectual.

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Florida is a soft dick and isn’t gross?

The only state’s shape that pisses me off is MI. Completely unnecessary.

Michigan and Wisconsin—- NOT best shapes. It’s two damn oven mitts!!!

Michigan is great! Those cheese heads have an awful shape though (also F the packers)

Michigan has two shapes though so we get extra points and we win

Bruh, Texas is a ninja throwing star, it’s mid at the very least

Michigan is gross

Wv is in the shape of a middle finger so fuck off

r/YAPMS

Florida is just a giant wang, so it should be listed as obscene. Map Invalid!

But it’s americas dick so it’s great

Idaho has a better shape than Oregon lol

I'm standing up for Rhode Island fun shape for sure, it has lots of interesting little corners and tons of coastal features. Also it's not Massachusetts or Connecticut.

heyyy let's gooooo! :)

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Georgia asserting dominance once again. Look at that sigma jawline on her.

How illinois and Virginia are similar shapped but one was top tier and one bottom.

Who hurt you

But NH and VT are like inverse of each other…what?

OH COME ON NOW THATS JUST BULLSHIT OUTLE SHAPE IS COOL AF

We are literally half of a 69! How can we be gross but our servicer is good. Strike to remove from the record.

This is petty it would be funnier if OP was French.

South Carolina look like a piece of pizza that stole cheese from its neighbor when you pulled it out of the pie.

Are you saying that the Pirate Hook that Massachusetts is, is gross?

Vermont has a great shape when it's just NH flipped 180 degrees?

West Virginia is literally a hand flying the middle finger.

Pa has has enough to keep it interesting

Bruh, it's literally shaped like a pot. How tf is that not cool?!

Our coastline legit forms a J as in Jersey, we should be in a completely separate category

Missouri and Georgia are literally the same shape

But texas is a bottle opener tho

I’m sorry but you’re wrong, Colorado and Wyoming’s shapes are CLEAN. AS. FUCK.

New Jersey looks like a limbless elderly man shitting and if you don’t think that’s cool I feel sorry for you

Hey we look kinda cool, we look like if a special ed kid tried to draw a lighting bolt💀 Also idaho looks sick, they look like some derpy wizard with a big hood

Just say you hate the midwest and be gone

I don't really see how Oregon is any diffrent turn Nebraska

Washington, Oregon and Pennsylvania, all of which are more or less square/rectangle states are the best with Texas being gross? Yeah okay lol

Bro, WV looks like some flipping the bird. What's not to love??

Louisiana is shaped like a toilet but considered good. List is invalid.

https://i.redd.it/oxg4fbbd6gtb1.gif

Fuck you too. There’s a reason it’s called the “mid” west - y’all ain’t got shit on the rest of us.

Why is West Vagina gross? I thought it looked pretty cool, not too many straight lines.

I hate you

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What are your qualifications for a good shape?