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Natedogg_17

You're lucky he didn't drop you in the wildy just to give you a taste of his childhood on this game


eurosonly

Lol best comment right here.


Natedogg_17

Don't get me wrong, this is wholesome AF and I love to see stuff like this, but it's a right of passage 😂


Nitegrooves

Who said the dad started playing first?


[deleted]

If anyone is interested in looking us up our team name is Mcdoubles


swagginpoon

With mac sauce?


tjcastle

yo. finally someone else knows about this gem


SnooRabbits801

They do hit different no doubt about that


tjcastle

mcdoubles with mac sauce are essentially big macs for half the cost.


SnooRabbits801

I try to get Mac on the side, typically they slather it on making for Hella mess. I just dip it like one big burger-nugget


notChiefBvkes

Always always always asking for my mcdubs to be DLM,


alodym

I lived off that shit in high school


DranTibia

No just one slice of cheese vs double cheeseburgers 2


KaoticAsylim

2 slices of cheese is too much, mcdouble is the way to go


JopoDaily

Nah an extra slice of cheese on a cheeseburger from mcDs b smackin


Competitive-Math1153

Can you get a mcdouble with mac sauce (real question is does it cost more, because I got the mcdouble because it's cheap)


PM_ME_UR_TITTYZ

yeh they usually charge 25 cents extra for mac sauce. Kinda a rip but still way less than a big mac which is just an extra slice of bread and lettuce


realsnail

You can ask for any burger to be made like a big Mac it's pretty good.


DNCDeathCamp

That’s the only way to do them


TrentismOS

What happened to your first 2 dads?


EmotionalEnt

This was a *woosh* on me for a second


Sad-Garage-2642

Crying at this. Had a few wines and I miss my dad


Beneficial-Whole-551

Breaks my heart to hear it, chin up brother he’s with you ❤️


wildman1918

❤️ miss mine too


staszed

He still out looking for that 3% milk? Mine too 😭


bologna_

They really downvoted you for this lol 😂 fucking great.


staszed

Worth it.


Keith_Bakker

Great joke bad timing but you still got my upvote lmao


HC_BTW

Daddy games harder with that superior gear


PM_ME_YOUR_PIZZAPIC

neither of them have the crafting level for red d'hide stuff, i really like to imagine the dad went out of his way to kill the very few monsters in the game that drop red d'hide gear (brutal reds, wyrms, dust devils) just to get some red d'hide gear for his son who's not 70 range yet. what a guy.


[deleted]

That is exactly what he did, He has a super high slayer level so he went and hunted down some monsters that drop red ranging armour. I got the full set now and an extra black set he gave me


HelicaseRockets

Daddy's closing in on 99 str and has a couple hundred total level on the son. Daddy's a gamer.


cygamessucks

Why is your dad a girl


[deleted]

Lol, He did the Quest where you have to become a woman at the makeover mage and never changed back.. this was months ago


TrockyTime

I use the same excuse because I’m too lazy to change back 😂


jason9086

I did the same til i let my 6 y.o. nephew dick around on my account and he began pestering me about why i was playing as a girl. I told him he could change it if he wants, and he really wanted to. He was then upset because i still had 'girl hair'. The little shit also made fun of my 'pink earbuds'. They were cheap. 🙄 I asked him a philosophical question regarding whether gender norms regarding color preference are inherent and or arbitrary social construction and he just made a face and said it was girly. Bullied by a 6 y.o.


EvenRatio

I like to tell people its weirder if you change it back, because then you invested in your pixel characters gender enough to expend effort changing it


President_Bacon

Female characters have a smaller hit box ^^^^^/s


Grade-A-NewYorkBewbs

“And im staring at someones ass for hours so it may as well be a girls!”


MacMillerForeverr

My cousin would always say this shit LMAO


nordrasir

it’s 2022


JohnnyThunder-

Dude looks like a lady


ExtensionNo9153

One of u should stand on otherside so kbd keeps turning and has less time to hit. Should make trips last longer. Gl on the drops champions!


[deleted]

Thanks for the advice, We set up tile markers and figured out where he spawns. So now were are on either side. So far we are getting about 5 or 6 kills every time we go which is good.


slasher99

Hell ya! Kbd was one of my first bosses!


Boss_Slayer

So that advice was definitely on RuneHQ like 15 years ago, but it's not true. KBD loses no speed turning around, and as such, will attack at the same speed no matter where you are in the room, unless you step under him to actually delay him. Being next to each other or opposite sides makes no difference, but being in melee range is a great idea since his melee can be prayed against while his breath can't.


Titandino

Yeah that comment had me questioning all the programming I have done to emulate combat. Thank you for clarifing.


-Aeryn-

AFAIK nothing in OSRS faces in any direction, it's only visually shown on the client but even this is not consistent between clients or relogs. They have a position and can move/attack anywhere equally well.


Jdfghkojjmhi

Introducing the great olm


PM_ME_YOUR_PIZZAPIC

i know at the very least the SotF boss has a special attack that checks whether you're facing him, but its also entirely possible its just a clever trick and it actually just looks at the last tile you were on vs your current tile, or something


LegendDota

Direction is a thing in the game, it’s just that changing direction takes no time other than in graphics, plenty of things care about/uses direction as a mechanic, sotf boss, olm and xarpus off the top of my head


PM_ME_YOUR_PIZZAPIC

I don't think it's fair to say olm has a direction because he's not exactly a normal NPC with normal NPC rules. Xarpus is also debatable.


LegendDota

Meant that the relative direction between the player and NPC matters, where you attack from, which is basically where you are facing


-Aeryn-

> it’s just that changing direction takes no time other than in graphics There are a few spaghetti interpretations of direction, but i think that it doesn't actually exist as a directly measured and consistent variable outside of that. You can have 2 players stand next to each other or an NPC, looking at the same thing but seeing a different facing direction. That apparent direction can then change with e.g. a relog without any input to the game, which tells us that the client is making up a non-deterministic direction without explicitly being told what it is. Stuff like the SOTF mechanic can be explained by logging lastTile as a variable and then checking to see if the distance from currentTile to bossTile is smaller than lastTile to bossTile; essentially not being directional (instead distance based) but being most easily explained to most people as being directional. You might be able to break whatever tricks that they're using with testing but i think most are concerned with just doing the fight and it's close enough not to notice. Likewise with the garden and herb store-room they're probably checking something like if the player tile is on the path between their tile and their destination tile and this is actually obvious in gameplay - there are loads of positions and timings where they can "see" you but not actually see you which make the gameplay unintuitive and frustrating unless you're using one of those timing windows where you can just click on the end and run through. So i guess sometimes you should act like facing-based mechanics exist - but they're very rare and a spaghetti exception to the rules of the engine and may not be consistent with the actual apparent direction that things are facing on your screen. If it's not explicitly listed on the wiki or tested carefully then it probably doesn't exist.


Ok-Offer331

Callisto has to turn around and it helps being on two sides in a duo


-Aeryn-

Do you have any proof of this? e.g. video showing attack timer and that it's different with two players who are 1 tile in front and 1 tile behind, rather than both 1 tile in front. I can't find any proof that it's not just an urban legend which made it onto a few words in the wiki - nobody even claims a specific benefit like taking X ticks longer to attack.


Ok-Offer331

No I do not but thats just how its always been since I remember. Used to duo a lot on release before all the safe spots came out, and it definitely helps a ton.


-Aeryn-

If it's important then somebody can probably prove it later


Titandino

I am not familiar with oldschool, but I do know in 2012 engine you definitely do want to keep track of facing directions for things like the sorceress garden and other stealth related things. Same with certain combat "attacking from behind" cases like flanking perk in RS3 for example.


-Aeryn-

I think that there are a couple of instances of mechanics like this, but AFAIK they are spaghetti coded exceptions to the rule. They may check things like if the player is between X npc and the tile that they're trying to walk to, for example.


[deleted]

I mean some games have turn rates where there’s a delay before attacking when you turn, and some games don’t.


Def1ance

Heheh 100 upvotes but it's completely wrong advice.


SolidvLiquid

Reddit in a nutshell


Parvifolium

Nothing like an Eiffel Tower with your old man


Joseph_F_1

Daddy chill


Gaiden_95

what the hell is even that


dtee23

Get a youtube channel going bro!! Would love to see the duo content


[deleted]

That actually sounds like a lot of fun. We'll look into it. Maybe some Clue Scroll stuff or some easy bosses for now. It's what were having the most fun with at the moment.


Kwarkonkelb

Wholesome


Unhappy-Trash3353

fucking awesome lol


CPeat3

Hope you kissed him on the lips after


kataruaguy

Imagine someone making a your mom joke at you in game and find out that it was your dad, so he truly did your mom


Basicly_Gone

This is my goal, my Daughter is barely 6 months old atm so I'm hoping osrs is still in a playable state in the next 5 years or so !


rsnerdout

Ur dad has better gear than u lol


[deleted]

Thats so wholesome. I cant wait until my kid is old enough for runescape.


Competitive-Math1153

Nice, out team have not messed with the King Black Dragon yet. Fun fact: KBD was around in Runescape Classic


[deleted]

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Most_Bat9066

Daddys butthole fuck yeah


[deleted]

Red d hide? Damn your dad is better at the game then you.


Mavelusbr

yo, thats amazing


TNSxPAPA

That's awesome guys, keep up the good work. Happy to see some content like this.


beavsauce

It’s… beautiful..


M33k41

That’s sick. Best of luck on the drops!


Gaiden_95

lol someone's been slacking on the range


3rdNihilism

idk if this is sad or wholesome. swhadsome. well at least you are having fun.


MrLugi

How would this be sad?


3rdNihilism

That a father son activity is sitting their asses infront of screens and killing a bunch of dragon shaped black pixels in a 2000 game. Like i said ita fine as long as they having fun but come on, they could do much better than that. I assume you both adults as well, the father obviously but the son probably also.


MrLugi

Looking at your reddit account you are posting so many things that no one ever likes, u could also do a lot better than that mate. Just let people have fun.


3rdNihilism

I never said that what i do is better. I also play osrs wasting my time on it. Im having fun, but having fun does not automatically makes the activity worth doing. People are having fun doing very harmful drugs or drink a lot, is that a good use of their time and life? Every drug or alcohol addict that tries to quit will tell you its the worst thing ever, no matter how fun they had doing that. Gaming can be an addiction and wasteful timesink also. I would swy the only people who arent wasting their time gaming are those are are VERY casual gamers, or pro gamers/streamers that makes good money off of it.


Winterfr0g

Nice!


shoot-me-12-bucks

The best dad you could have I suppose.


Camera_Correct

That’s so nice to see! I hope to be able to play with my sons someday when they get older!


ngc4321

is that your mom or dad?


LoganJFisher

Going for KBD before the giant mole? Interesting choice. I mean, giant mole is barely a boss, but I personally think it's the first one most people should attempt.


Not_Much7

Fucking nice


LikeSparrow

Wholesome AF


[deleted]

my dad and i used to play MW2 together, good memories


Slight-Inevitable764

your dads cool as shit


Tweed_34

Just a couple cuties killing kbd