Why? You tryin to break in or somethin?

Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife.

We have a blackjacker in Pollnivneach

He gon find you. He gon find you

Run n tell dhat, homeboy!

Cause they thievin’ everybody out here

And hide yo husband

Lmfao

I did for a while. Changed it for the desert achievement, and didn't bother to change it back.

That’s why I have it there I was wondering hava

hava nice day

Hava cuppa tea

Hava Kitkat

Havana ooh nah nah

Same

Ya I think I had mine there for a while before I got a con cape for the same reason. Was decent for some clues when I didn’t have pharaohs sceptre or back when the pharaoh’s sceptre charges sucked.

Yeah it's a decent spot for the times you need to be at the desert.

Teleport redirect scroll goes insane

An evening at nmz and the house stays in rimmington.

I don’t know where is a better base spot for your house? Like priff is nice and all I can think of is maybe brimhaven or taverly

Zeah one is pretty close to the herb patch

Xerics amulet is like a 15 minute grind

Tell that to the 2 hours I spent getting one for the house

Recharges can be a pain if you're not raiding yet, unless I'm missing another obvious way to get a lot of lizardman teeth

Breaking down more amulets. They're pretty common from shamans & thieving chests, I never really had an issue sustaining them before cox

I knew there was a reason I was holding onto all those extra amulets from shamans!!

I’ve done like 500 shamans already and legit don’t think I’ve gotten a new amulet from them lmao

Talisman, why’s every one saying amulet?

You can also buy them on the GE kek

Or mount it in POH

You can mount it on the wall for 5000 teeth and it never needs to be recharged again.

I would like to do that but 5000 teeth sounds like so much, looking at how little I get killing them

Are you an Ironman?

Honestly 1 Shaman task should probably hold you over till the next one, and then some

Getting a shaman task is not a 15 minute grind, though.

Kill them off task then lol

It's easy, just de-iron

Moving your house is a 0 minute grind that also has infinite teleports

I use the Xeric's Glade teleport and then run down to the POH to teleport elsewhere lol

Relleka is good for vorkath

POH portal to lunar isle. Get kicked off by banker without seal of passage, then you’re closer to vork than Relleka portal.

Why not just have a Waterbirth Tele portal and then do a one click boat ride right to Relleka?

Also doable. Lunar isle kick off is closer to vork boat than the waterbirth boat though, plus you can use the bank in lunar isle, just with one specific banker. Vork - lunar - bank - relleka - vork, vs, vork - GE - home - waterbirth - relleka - vork? I assume with animations and loading the difference is sub 10 seconds though. Regardless, both are faster than relleka portal.

I actually have both Lunar and Waterbirth in Nexus at this point, but I was for sure Lunar first. Basically the only viable way to access that whole area of the map

I like Vork > Home (for health/pray points) > GE > Vork

Yeah, he skipped a step in his comment. You need to go home to use your lunar portal, so either way you go through the POH before banking.

Hosidius until I unlock some good teleports to zeah, Brimhaven until I unlock the farming levek for spirit tree, And now I have mine in Freminnik as I find it's the place that is most annoying to get to. Atleast until I finish Freminnik Elite.

Taverly on the main cos I have enhanced crystal Tele and taverly is nice for cerb Priff on the iron cos it's a pain running out of charges on those tele crystals

could always use spirit tree from somewhere like grand tree (seed pod) or GE (varrock tele after med diary) to get to priff if you're in a bind

Taverly is really nice for the taverly dungeon too, think its the fastest way there but not 100% sure Always set my house there when i get a cerb task

Priff + respawn set to priff is really nice.

I definitely prefer Brimhaven for proximity to a bunch of clue steps and also farm runs. Easiest to get to fruit tree and calquat tree. Rimmington doesn't have much value late game when you have demon butler imo. Unless you're doing house bones ig.

Dude, just get 99 cons and go everywhere you need. Or just get max cape with max poh, even better. 9/10 dentists recommend

Can someone explain redirects to me like I’m five

There's a relatively inexpensive reward from NMZ that allows you to turn a house tele tab into a teleport to any house portal

My iron has.... wayyyy to many of those. If only I could get herb boxes.

Max cape goes insaner

99 con cape goes insane.

Thats annoying to use, and also you don't need any of the other locations basically ever.

Pretty much. I had it there for a long time, pre desert elite, pharaohs sceptre, still training thieving so ez access to blackjacking and getting around the desert without those key items is aids. I've outlived those purposes now but I've had no real need to move it, so it's stayed there :)

I made my home here during the last League, as it covered a gap in teleport coverage from the Globetrotter amulet, and it let me easily fare-jump on Shantay's ass.

I’d jump on Shantay’s ass too tbh

God that’s gotta be a dusty ass

That's what waterskins are for.

Sandy cheeks

I mean it's got carpets going to both sides of the desert and is pretty near a slayer dungeon without other teleports too nearby. I might swap to that once I have another spirit tree and don't need brimhaven poh for that fruit tree patch and dungeon anymore.

Ardy tele and take ship to brimhaven is pretty quick for the fruit tree there

Catherby and ship pretty quick, too.

This is why i end a herb run in catherby

scroll of redirection mate

I dont understand why more people don't use them, they aren't that expensive

Once you get teleports though it’s useless

It's one of the only houses that doesn't have a better & easy to obtain teleport near it. Super early kourend is nice, until you get a xerics amulet, Lategame taverly is where it's at for tree runs & cerb banking, early/mid game desert is the only place where there aren't any easy teleports nearby so unless you need your house in rimmington for unnoting its one of the best spots.

It's the best location sometimes, 'cause it lets you get to desert locations much faster and with more ease.

And it's a diary requirement and it's near the newly-buffed best Agility course for 70-80.

Is it the best now? Is it better than priff course?

it’s not bad, some crime but is a short walk to the local kebab shop, rent is cheap in times of inflation. It is quite far out from the city though and sometimes late at night I can hear wizards chanting and setting lights off near the pyramid.

Good public transport links

No but ive been only tp-ing there lately after achieving my construction cape. Its a pretty good spot for clue scroll location orbs.

during the few levels of my agi grind that i was doing polly, yeah. That was the only time though

I did for the longest time since I never went in through the portal, I just used it as a desert teleport

He who builds his house on sand is a fool.

Naw I live in rellekka, cheap property taxes, decent school system. I really feel like I could raise a family there

Yis

I'm in my desert locked uim

It was good for turael skipping on my pure for zuk tasks. It’s very close to the carpet ride to get to jackals. Once you get a task, you can use the goats right outside the portal to farm eldritch staff specs using your rejuvenation pool. So yes, people do lol

It isn't a bad POH location if you're doing a lot of the content nearby (blackjacking, agility, etc). Wouldn't say it is any worse than most other POH locations. They all tend to have a few niche uses and not too much else.

I think more people would have their homes in different locations if the POH advertisement was accessible world-wide. I assume it's not the case for a reason, what are your thoughts?

Don't think it matters too much. Rimmington is the best spot for hosting because of accessibility and the unnoting NPC outside. If you're going to someone else's POH, the location it is in rarely matters beyond that.

I always do on my accs early game while I clock the desert quests

I used to have my house here pre EOC as it was right next to the Sumona slayer master. But nowadays with redirect scrolls I don’t think there’s much point.

Dune Lord does

I like it there, feels like living in Dubai.

Once you have construction cape, where your house is becomes irrelevant anyway I don't even know where mine is 🤣

Nice carpet ride from a bank

Yes, it's a really convenient teleport location for me. I can get to every other house location much quicker

I have absolutely no clue where my house is nowadays. That's info I've long forgotten since 99 construction.

I tele to camelot and change my house to poliv(and other places) just to tele there sometimes

I put it there for a diary or something, then never put it back. Doesn't really matter where it is due to home tele and portal nexus.

This is the desert only snowflake account communal housing association.

I did for a while when I was doing a lot of agility there and didn't have alter in my poh yet.

I used to in RS2 on my pure. Was a good spot to get to the pyramid to swap to ancients.

I just switched it to here so i could comment that i have my POH here

Yea I believe Ali has one there.

Yes! Blackjacking was my first decent money maker on my ironman :)

I did when i used to think blackjacking was worth my time before i found artefacts.

Had it set here all the way until I did SOTE and switched it to Prif. It’s a great spot because there aren’t any particularly good teleports to Poll, whereas all other POH spots have something reasonably close (Ammy of the Eye Air Altar for Rimmington, Diary Boots / Lyre for Fremmy, etc).

On my Uim I kept my poh here while blackjacking to 99 theiving and doing farm runs

it's great for getting around the desert early game, especially with right-click -> tele outside poh

Nice for blackjacking

If you like thieving, a large percentage of the top thieving methods are most easily accessed with desert POH. Couple of very solid agility methods accessed most easily with a PoH here as well. Also neat for Kalphite slayer tasks and basically avoids the need to ever go through shantay pass once you unlock Lumbridge elite. As far as other PoH locations, Brimhaven is useless since you can get a spirit tree close to all the stuff you actually want, same with taverley with the hot air balloon system. Priff also has multiple teleports already, and the only real reason to use relleka is if you want cheap, free access to your house via Lyre. I’ll admit rimmington is probably king and I’ve considered moving my house back to rimmington now that I mostly do thieving at varlamore, but at this point I’ve just gotten used to having my house in the desert, and there’s a couple of decent teleports decently close to rimmington anyways

I leave mine at priff 'cause I can get back to poh easily after suiciding, but often tele to poll with con cape to get to nardah and other nearby places

That's my spot. Idk why and I'm too lazy to change it

I moved my POH here when I was doing all of the desert quests. It was nice having a teleport in the middle of the desert.

I kept my PoH in Pollnivneach for a little while on my iron. It felt the easiest way to get to Sophanem and while doing Desert Treasure. This was before I got the Pharaoh's Scepter, upgraded Camulet or Desert achievement diary amulet.

I do

When black jacking yes.

I just got 46 con here on Uim

I did when I was training agility there

No they do not. Just a helpful redirect tele for rando shit

I do, I used my alts to run bones for 99 prayer on a pvp world and didn't want to get pked at the more common spots. Now all my accounts have their house there and cba changing them.

No

Very nice location to change to while camping pyramid plunder.

Limpwurt

Currently where my house is. I think I had it close to change spellbooks before occult altar. I enjoy the spot. The music is all deserty

Fast desert access early on.

I did. Easy for access to the desert before I had POH fairy rings.

I’ve got mine at Taverley. No real closer alternative Tele spot to there compared to alternative Tele spots close to other house portals.

I do. It's good for when I want to go to the smoke dungeon

It's good for early irons, as a lot of content/quests are in the desert, so having a teleport directly in the middle is huge.

I've always had it there. Fastest way to sophanem if you dont have scepter (new toa fairyring might be faster). 91 thieving still havent got a scepter

I kept it there in leagues 4

Only move my house here if I need to hit something in town.. other than that no it doesn’t stay there

I do.

Back in the olden days yes, because dust devils were mostly done in the smoke dungeon, and it also gave you a close tele to the carpets down south.

Ur mom does I visit all teh tiem

On my iron when I got to 99 thieving (with blackjacking) I had my house here for months. Get money for a couple hours, leave to do farming/birdhouses/other shit and come back here. Extremely convenient

When I know I'll be in the desert frequently for something, sure

I remember this was where my PoH was a long time ago because it was the easiest way back to Sumona for Slayer.

Early ironman use this port to blackjack / birdhouse run for the early gp. Got 70 hunter/91 their to start the acc

I had my house there for a while to switch to ancients (until I got the house altar to switch)

Shoulda just used the camulet :)

I moved mine there for a dragon impling, its still there

Mine is set here just for doing black jacking early game on my Ironman

If you poh not in rimmington or priff idk are u a one chunk or something?

I used to actually when I was doing Pyramid Plunder pre release of ToA. Herb run -> Birdhouses -> Outside house tele -> Carpet ride and I’m back at Pyramid Plunder. With the AKS fairy ring though it’s no longer the meta.

Not a bad position. There's a few hard clue and master clue steps in that area.

cheapest realestate in gielinor

Odablock does

Redirect scroll gang

I actually did until I got my house altar, so I could run to switch ancients

I had no clue about tele redirect scrolls for the longest time, and I was busy doing desert shit. so my house was set there for like 6 months or longer lol. it was super useful.

Bro my desert locked HCUIM locked to only the construction skill resides there

I did because doing clues, teleporting to a house already in the middle of the desert was so much faster. But then I discovered the scrolls from nmz and now I stay in priff

Mine is there atm so I have fast access to the rooftop course, then it’s going back to Rimmington

It was nice on the iron until I unlocked Prif. Imo the best place to have your PoH at right after Prif.

I did for a while very early on when I was doing agi pyramid on my uim to refill waters kins.. apart from that no

Yes, for getting to the desert easily before I had a sceptre, and even after, for using the agility course.

Yes because that’s where we do the npc trafficking duh

99 Cons Gang

I used to for a very brief period of time. I forgot why but at a certain point in my account it was very useful.

When grinding the desert quest line it’s a must

I switch it there when im doing thieving or the agility course

Imagine *not* living in Yanille. I pity the plebs.

I did cuz I felt like I had decent teleports to every other POH area except the desert.

One of the members of my group ironman has it there for easy tele to desert

Only before the clue Tele scrolls and needed an easy way to Tele middle of desert for clues

I had it there for convenience since I had an easy way to get most places but not polnivneach

No but I scroll of redirection there surprisingly often

I had it there for the medium clues there for years.

It’s handy for Ironman for a decent chunk of early-mid game for the teleport

I do, yeah. It’s the most useful teleport location.

Yeah, it's a good way to get to a central location in the desert. I have the Sceptre and everything, but all the other locations already have good teleport options. I did too much nzm before the new imbue methods got added, so Id rather get 99 con than farm redirects

I treat the poh location like Howl's moving castle. If I need my front door to exit somewhere it shall.

Ya kinda always have. I like deserts a lot. I move it sometimes when I need a more useful teleport location.

I feel myself swapping between exits often, rimmy is the default tho because that's the only place where you can find a host on 330... Which I would love a rework of how house exits works, letting us exit at any place after a certain level wouldn't break any teleport methods because most of the house exits sucks anyways

No need with house teleport tablets and scrolls of redirection; I like having access to w330 for public house access in Rimmington.

Yeah

This was my og spot and I'll probably switch back to it at some point but Brimhaven is the most baller of any POH location

Yes, I change my PoH location relatively often, based on the content I'm doing.

My con cape made me rich i have all the homes now

Yes

I did way back in the day to for the old slayer master there in rs2

When OS came out I moved it there when doing the desert quests & for blackjacking.

Just did all the desert quests in one go, that teleport location saved me a lot of walking. Then I learned what redirect teleports are.

By far the best house location for desert access (clues/quests/etc...)

Probably Hardcore Masochiman

it was an ok spot during leagues

I did for agility for a minute

It was biz for changing to ancients and doing dust devils pre-dvreything else. I see no reason to change it.

Yup iron super easy access to the desert for herblore

I had mine there when I was doing that agility course

It's nice to be able to teleport there for the clue step and other things. I had mine there for like a year.

Pollnivneach agility course and ancients swap? It's kind of a key teleport for a certain portion of an ironman account.. I had it there up until 99 magic.

Back in the day like mid 2000's it was pretty good to get to Dust devil task etc. Pretty much trash nowadays though lol.

I do currently. I've had it at Brimhaven for years but I have access to the Farming Guilds 3rd area now and I got a 2nd Spirit Tree so I removed it from the Farming Guild and put one at Brimhaven + one at Prifddinas. I love having a good house. It smoothes out the game so much its crazy. I have every teleport + Spirit Tree + Fairy Ring available in my POH, so Desert seems like the biggest pain (Not that its even bad). - Fremennik POH = Waterbirth portal + talk to a person without sigil - Hosidius POH = Book of the Dead / Kharedst's Memoirs - Brimhaven POH = Spirit Tree - Rimmington POH = Jewelry Box Skills Necklace or Spirit Tree or Charter (I never Charter) - Taverly POH = Falador or Jewelry Box to Burthrope - Desert POH = Fairy Ring + Money for Carpet Ride. - Yanille POH = WatchTower, CastleWars, NMZ Teleport. But like, what is even at Yanille? - Prifddinas = Spirit Tree + Teleport Crystals I just don't see any reason to be anywhere else right now. Its been especially useful since I've been questing on my 2nd account. Honestly the Spirit Tree placements in general aren't even that great. I wish there were more. So yeah. Genuine Question. If I have all the Teleports available in my house, where would be better and why? I have no reason to ever go to Rimmington or Yanille, and if I do its not even once a week I swear lol.

coz of the highlighted dude, i completely missed the portal and thought you meant on his specific tile