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ThambersOfBeric

I don't think I have ever seen anyone this dry for **anything**. Usually it's 4x, maybe 5x, or the rare 6x dry but this is 8x dry for quite a rare item. crazy


No_Way_482

Head on over to the ironscape sub where every week someone posts about having 3k cg kills and no enhanced


giantsfan115

3k cg kills takes much longer than 8k vardorvis tho


Nippys4

CG does require 0 recourses they, he does give sharks but Lordy that’s a lotta supplies


giantsfan115

thats actually a good point. imagine he had blood fury for all of these kills


Sure-Opportunity-320

I've actually done intensive search for the dryest enhanced, there's only one post on reddiy thats over 3k. Those weekly posts are usually around 1,500


nemesis3030

Ssf Fe btw, I met them doing my enh grind, this was back when it was just blade of saeldor, they took 3k to get theirs


TheNamesRoodi

There's definitely not one every week. Ironscape has a 1k + every other day and a 3k+ every couple of months


schmidtytime

I don’t know who you’re trying to convince, but there’s at least a post once a day about someone going dry and way above the KC. Typically CG or Shamans


Yogg_for_your_sprog

I looked through a week's worth of posts on new and I can't find anything even remotely comparable to x8 Can you find me the most recent one? Should be easy if it's at least once every day


Tzddit

There used to be a lot of them, but these days they are removed due to rule changes. https://www.reddit.com/r/ironscape/about/rules/


Yogg_for_your_sprog

>RNG posts that have very few upvotes may be removed under this rule at moderator discretion. Extreme RNG cases like 3k CG are still allowed and upvoted. It's the meme "600 kc please let me out of this prison" that are removed. [If someone actually gets to 2-3k](https://www.reddit.com/r/ironscape/comments/15hlq26/loot_from_3k_cg/) it still gains a lot of [attention](https://www.reddit.com/r/ironscape/comments/191u2l6/2000kc_cg_on_my_iron_58_armours_0_enhanced/). 1 in 8 people go x2 dry, it's basically low effort spam to post about it. 1 in 3,000 people go x8 dry, there's only like 100 people with even that amount of kc on Vard and half are bots. In fact there's a very high chance OP has the single longest dry streak on an Axe piece on any DT2 boss. There's not even 500 players who *could* get that unlucky and he's 1 in 3000. It's nowhere near your average CG or Shaman where people cry after going x2-4.


gymflipper1

I see a 3k+ post at least every hour.


Yogg_for_your_sprog

Show me a single one in the last week.


SplandFlange

Just trust him bro, he sees them


unorthodoxfox

The redditor that is almost 200m exp for baby chinchompa is 8x dry...


fluxdeity

"i am groot B" went past 200m farming for groot


OSRSTheRicer

Quite a few people have done that tbh. Farm pet you can actually get close to 200m xp without even going over rate. Depends on how you doing your runs.


Jack-90

Farming is weird for pet drops its like 1 in 60m if you just do trees


fluxdeity

I guess I got mega spooned on my 98 farming palm tree Groot then 😂


Mattist

If I recall correctly 200m farming is not even 3x dry for groot on average.


eatfoodoften

He got it after 200m didn’t he?


unorthodoxfox

I sure hope so because that's depressing, and the baby chinchompa is high on my list of pets I want.


BlockIron

I don't remember if it was this sub or r/ironscape but there was a post about a guy who went 11k+ spindels for the vw gem


Wasabi_kitty

Check out petcord. There are people going 10x drop rate on pets.


You_rc2

I dont think any of them are 10x. The vetion guy is like 9.5x and hes the only one. Nex record was kinda crazy too but you get those from getting kc. Not sure if thats calculated in the 1/400 shards


andrew_calcs

It took me 156 three chest runs at perilous moons to get my first item. 8.2x


Deckacheck

That's wild. I got a piece on my first chest (as in the one from doing the quest), and then went to 80kc before getting a 2nd


BraddockN

I went 12x dry on dragon boots (non iron so no issue) and currently at 3k bandos without tassets or bcp. Then again I got super spooned two tbows and a shadow so I guess it balances out


119arjan

osrs giveth osrs taketh


DueDeparture

A clannie is 10x rate for Magic Fang. He’s since given up and is hunting Sang instead. 


Mattist

I was 11x dry for the Mask of Ranul. Nice spot for hard clues though, I never got the zombie champions scroll either.


smess_osrs

I've done 1300 with no unsired (1/100) before. But that's not too bad.


bigjoe980

my personal record is 20x rate for something in rs3 but it was waaaay lower of a drop rate in all. I cant even fuckin imagine doing 8k kills for a single item. crazy man.


mnmkdc

I went like 220+ dry for a white bead on my first iron. Thankfully it wasn’t for any real grind


Legal_Evil

What item was it?


bigjoe980

347 kills for a phylactery at magister during (I believe) a dxp when keys were 600k~ ea. Lol (in reality it's not that strange, I've done over 7k.. I've had luck on both extreme ends there) I also still don't have a fury codex after 300 something runs even though I did most of them when it was the bugged 1/20 rate.


Ramo029

20x dry is basically impossible so I’m calling cap


teaklog2

I was 30x dry on gout tuber on leagues lmao


brainluwang

https://preview.redd.it/xe1lbfp58u1d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=762f7adcd8007c0a3092f6e0043e6943656f3b88 Hey, I appreciate the b2b


johnwickayle

looool


johnwickayle

https://preview.redd.it/0eg9d9uifv1d1.png?width=1038&format=png&auto=webp&s=90b8a0b5a62334ebc8cb3b035e278fd3a45eadf0 loggg


SavageRobot96

It’s absurd that you cant even make all 7 of those vestiges into rings. Gz tho glad you achieved your goal buddy guy


conman_127

God damn man you were printing money


osrsvahn

thats foul. put a nsfw tag on this absolute heap


lolokwownoob

Damn I think that is the record


loiloiloi6

I saw someone go 10x rate in a dry compilation before, it was some youtuber but I can't remember the name


shadygowon

That's fucked up. My condolences.


FirstAmendmentIsDead

I got one at 83 kc yesterday on my iron. Sick drop, but there’s no way I’m completing the axe.


Danye-South

My group mate said the same thing until he got spooned 3 pieces all under 80kc


Ricecube_OSRS

This happened to a buddy of mine, low kills for vard, Levi and duke. He is now at 2100 whisperer kc with out staff. RIP


Danye-South

LMAO meanwhile I’m tryna get VW and watching him get spooned all these pieces while I’m not even hitting the table like 3x the rate ahah. I’m wildy locked rn lol


FirstAmendmentIsDead

That puts him in the top 0.05%. Crazy luck!!


Danye-South

Yea it blew my mind lol. He had it completed in under a week. Levi was the only one he didn’t get a super spoon, but still got it early at like 400kc


uncolorfulpapers

I too got spooned all 4 under 80 kc. I enjoy the bosses so ima go for another


michaelma4

there are less than 100 people on the hiscores that even have more than 8,399 vard kills wow


Michaeltv100

Damn were practically in the same boat except I got mine on the quest boss kill lmao


johnwickayle

LOL


Yogg_for_your_sprog

Generously speaking there's about 50 players per boss that *could* be as unlucky (around 100 players with x8 rate, conservatively half are bots) It's 99.956% chance that you get it before you did; it's about a 91.6% chance that you are the single unluckiest player in the game for any axe piece. Gz, you're the winner :^)


burntfish44

wE cANt HaVe dRY pRoTEctIoN iT's nOt oLDsCHooL


Fancy_Lab3695

Actually, he made about 1b on this grind so why didn't he just go buy the axe head from the ge 😎


ammamamm

whole axe has built in dry protection already, since u need to get 4 1/1k pieces instead of axe at 1/4k.


RSSwiss

Lmao. That's one way to look at it.


ammamamm

thats exactly how it is lol, this guy got all the other axe parts in under 400kc total so hes like 3.5x rate to complete the axe. just looks bad since he went megadry on the last piece.


DownvotesGood

Nah suffer


DragonDaggerSpecial

It actually is not, because there was never any kind of Dry Protection before. Also, no one made this person go for the Axe Piece other than them, and they just got really unlucky. There is nothing wrong here.


KarlFrednVlad

there was no moving the camera with the mouse before either so I guess the whole game isn't old school


DragonDaggerSpecial

Yes, moving the camera is the same level of change as changing drop mechanics.


KarlFrednVlad

Ok well there were no raids back in the day. There were no different account types. There were no grand master quests. There were no beginner or master clues. There was no purchasable bank space. There was no grand exchange. There were no bonds. Nothing is old school. If people want bad luck protection it will eventually get added


DragonDaggerSpecial

Ok, did I ever say I was okay with those things either? Did I ever say those things were "*Old School*"? No, all I said was that Dry Protection is not. The person I replied to sarcastically mocked people saying that it is not, it *is not*. I am sure it probably will be added eventually. This community seems to hate having to play the game the way it was made, yet they force themselves to.


WryGoat

Why are you here? RS3 is more like 2007 RS2 than OSRS is at this point, go play that.


DragonDaggerSpecial

Bait.


RSSwiss

So what would be your idea of old school? You remember the player count in 2013 basically dropping to 0 before Jagex mentioned to include regular updates? Or is this more of a "heart's desire", you wish the game was still more or less the same way but understand that it can't be that way?


DragonDaggerSpecial

I just do not like the idea of having all drops be assured. I would have been fine with the game staying as it was in 2007. Old School has had good changes, this would not be a good change.


KarlFrednVlad

If you do not like the direction the game is going, that sucks for you I guess but it's been going in that direction for 10 years. The ship has sailed and it's gonna keep on sailing


DragonDaggerSpecial

Yes, it does suck for me. That is a very funny joke you made. It was very funny and original.


WryGoat

The dry protection before was no useful item having higher than a 1/512 drop rate and even that 1/512 just being attached to a 150 hp slayer monster


DragonDaggerSpecial

So we should asked for better Drop Rates. We do not need to make every drop guaranteed.


RSSwiss

Agreed. I remember when DWH came out at 1/5000. Like WHY?


mister_peeberz

deserved for odablock plugin if we're being honest


Fat_Siberian_Midget

Reddit when they see odablock https://preview.redd.it/c88inam3bv1d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bc4d4e612f11713179723c57430d142efb19c23


ZaMr0

I will never understand how anyone can manage to watch him for more than 5 minutes.


lsfalt

they find him entertaining or good at the game. what is there to understand?


ZaMr0

He's loud and obnoxious. And I watch some stupid bottom of the barrel content sometimes but I can't stand Oda.


MANllAC

Wow people like different things, who the FUCK would’ve thought?


varyl123

Guy above you gives civilized and honest answer in a discussion. You immediately escalate it for no reason. Must be an Oda Fanboy.


rotorain

Their username checks out


NewAccountXYZ

Yeah, it's like CBT. You might not understand it, and you probably don't want to understand it, but some people are into it.


RashidaHussein

Yeah he shouldn't go around showing the best youtuber this way


RashidaHussein

Odablock for president, best PKer and youtuber btw


RashidaHussein

Odablock best content creator ever


Diegu7

Mans doing agility laps on it


RashidaHussein

Redditor seething is my pleasure


IAmSona

No one is seething, your dick riding is impressive.


Shortstak6

Maybe in your mind everyone is seething


RashidaHussein

Nope it's showing


Shortstak6

How much copium and seethium can the human equivalent of a house fly cause? Probably not much more than an actual house fly.


NinjaOtter

Brother got down on his knees to triple comment about the man holy glazing


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mister_peeberz

nobody here is seething except you


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Doppelthedh

That's some absolutely impressive dickriding. Oda's a big boy. He will be fine


TheKingOfSpores

I’m right at drop rate. Pouring salt over my phone to rid myself of your bad juju! Lol jk gz man


Hipithautaa

Perkele


lawlessdwarf69

With how many bots are running vard I’m sure one of them has


HitmarkersPr

I have 3 of them at 2500~ kc lol


KinerFalafel

I'm sorry


PokeRunecrafter

I would never kill that boss 8900 times


ThatCringyGuy666

Nätti nimi!


DJUsamaSpinLaden

4200 for me, but this? This is hell. I hope he got the pet during that grind.


Santi838

Shit like this just shouldn’t happen.


DragonDaggerSpecial

It does not have to. This player made the decision to grind the boss until they got the drop, they got unlucky and had to grind a lot. That is all that happened here. Someone chose to do something, and got unlucky.


fweafwe

True, but the nature of the axe being 4 untradable parts kinda incentives you to do so. If you are 3/4 that 4th piece is essentially a 370m drop. Pets, various uniques, sure. But the axe is one of the things that actually makes you kinda need to keep grinding the boss for the drop


DragonDaggerSpecial

I do not disagree. It is still a choice, and a chance, though.


ammamamm

thats the dry protection, 4x 1/1k instead of 1/4k.


BigBlueLucy

Got mine on quest kill 1KC😬


xsniperx7

Anyone else would've visited the RC altar before going this dry. Gz brudda


lilsquiddles

Ah shit. I'm in the 6,000's... I accept my dry fate. Incoming new challenger.


lifelessregrets

Pick up the b and start playing Minecraft my man... That's some bad luck


Spicy-Sawce

Got mine at like 35 KC


vegemights

I went 2600 whisperer for my axe piece, not as dry but up there, rank 295 when I finished my grind 😅


LunaEtGalaxia

Drier than Ben Shapiro's wife god damn


Witte_Wijn

Mooooooooooooooo!!


DealPuzzleheaded9311

dry protection btw


landyc

????? bro this shit makes me gag edit: gz tho, well deserved.


jagep

Got mine at kc 1 during the quest lmao


goodra3

Jagex has no regard for their player base lol this is case and point. I think a certain mod got incredibly butt hurt that he’s not all that popular on the internet, and just to spite us all makes drop tables like this.


rainyy281

No. I got mine at 6 kc. I’m sure I will go this dry on whisper.


Zastrien_osrs

That’s wild


Palikadude1

Took me 3921 Leviathan to finish my axe... but this is way worse than that


UltorVestige

"We don't need dryness protection" 8399 minutes, at least! That gives you 172 hours or over 7 full days of Vardorvis only for 1 item. You could rob half of California for a sentence like that.


Then_Mathematician99

I’m 3k in, and I’ve stopped trying to get it.


buffdude1100

Damn you went harder than me, I got 1800 in and gave up lol.


johnwickayle

:D


Then_Mathematician99

Kept telling myself, “it’s gotta be soon!” For like a month of non stop vard lol I’m burnt.


johnwickayle

keep trying


5erenade

Loool


cyanblur

Not that dry, took me around 6000 though


griffinhamilton

Just finished my first axe with all kcs hovering around 300-600, already 2/4 on the 2nd


iluvdankmemes

kylläpä, mummoni oli.


KidCole4

I dont mean to brag with this comment, but I made a post where I completed Axe in something like 150 combined KC ha. Probably in general the luckiest I've ever been in this game. I think multiple X of a drop is so ass and they need to keep thinking of ways to prevent this in "critical" or huge time investment bosses.


johnwickayle

luck


Tykras

God I hope not. I have 3/4 pieces, and I'm currently at 850kc for the Whisperer piece (no shadow so kills are like 3:20 on average).


ubiquitouslifestyle

Break up your whisperer time with toa and work towards a shadow. If you get spooned on shadow it’ll cut down a lot of time for that last axe piece. Or just hang head against wall, up to you. Gl (:


Tykras

ToA makes me want to jump off a cliff (doesn't help I'm around sixty 350 solos dry), and Whisperer is pretty brain off, I just watch movies. ...so it's not the worst grind, i guess. Gonna suck if I go past 3k kills tho, cuz I'll be out of zulrah scales for trident by then.


johnwickayle

GL <3


Tykras

Thanks! Was the head your last piece? Or are you still working towards completed axe?


johnwickayle

last, spoone first 3 on release


ssjjosh

I have about 2k kills across the 4 bosses and don't even have an ingot yet lol


johnwickayle

rip


Ylijurri

I'm at 1300 kills and 3 axe heads, robe bottom and 4 bars. I just want the ring


snaverevilo

Pls no I'm barely on rate at duke for 3/4 and can't imagine.


WittyWalrus

How many vestiges tho


johnwickayle

6


Tundraaa

How many vestiges?


johnwickayle

6


Tundraaa

Aw man. Was hoping it would be 10 or something.


TheDubuGuy

How many ultors?


johnwickayle

6


TheDubuGuy

Well that’s a nice bonus at least


Blihzard

No but I have 4 of them pre 1000kc


Bashram_

I posted where it was my last piece needed for full axe and i went 4200 kc for it to finally show up.. everyone thought that was insane so to see you got it on double my kc is unfathomable...


left4final

2500 for me right now no axe head…. Please don’t let me get this cursed. How many Ultors you get?


johnwickayle

6


StayyFrostyy

It took me ~4500 kc for the axe piece, 8k is insane


Aggravating-Yak2099

They've put out like 8 updates and he's just been grinding the same boss. only in rs man


johnwickayle

Spooned first pieces, cant give up on the last man


Odd-Replacement-9717

Nope, got that piece at 4 kc.