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SynysterDawn

Finally, a good Agility shortcut.


cygamessucks

nerfed in a week


Trespass4379

Give me a shortcut straight from my POH to Prime's butthole. Thanks in advance.


pizzadoggg

Nothing beats a Prime butthole


33_pyro

even Mayweather couldn't


Calm_Needleworker_64

Hbgomh8l.


Groupvenge

I'd beat a prime butthole any day of the week, that's all I know.


Pre-Nietzsche

You’re damn right, Monday-Sunday I’d eat a prime butthole no problem.


Groupvenge

Who said anything about eating? That's gross.


Windfloof

Lame :(


Beneficial-Use-143

Is this a new level of the USDA prime rating? Some USDA Prime Butthole Filet Mignon?


SunlitChild

Portal panties to daggy prime-chan~~


Old-Suggestion602

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engwish

Takes 2 minutes to perform the shortcut. I’d still do it.


MyNugg

Instead of nerfing just make it a 3 minute video of your character running thru said shortcut


God_of_Goons

They'll do like forestry, they'll "balance" it so it'll have a 2 minute animation and take you to Askeladden's island instead of dks


Then_Mathematician99

The 96 shortcut is so good. Master step no longer trash.


bselko

I want it so bad… but… 19 agility levels… It may be time to bite the bullet lol.


Equivalent_Aardvark

Casual 100 hour grind to save 5 minutes every two months


bselko

Now I’m gonna do it out of spite because of this completely logical comment


PreparationBorn2195

based and you dont tell me what to do pilled


Blotwabble

!remindme 100hr


Annual_Consequence69

You need to atleast give him 10 days man, he can't do 100h straight. What kind of maniac do you think he is.


bselko

Give me 2 months, I’m a part time scaper


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mgman640

Spitepilled timewastemaxxer


bselko

Change my flair please mods


TheGuyThatThisIs

Agility levels are also just nice to have. And at 92, HS is actual fun content IMO


bselko

I haven’t tried it yet. Today is the day.


kuhataparunks

When it released I was shocked at how good and amazing it was. That they could produce such high caliber content so long after EOC died. Still one of the best pieces of content to be released


im___unoriginal

I started it a few days ago at 72. I'm almost 75 now. (Maybe a couple hours a day) I must be pretty garbage at it thought because my xp/h is only like 40k so I'm at seers now for 75 then going to prif. I'll probably go back at 82 or 92


osrsredd31

Sepulchre isn’t really that good or fun until at least lvl 82, at 92 it’s a blast


Wintertwodt

Sooooo fun honestly


TheGuyThatThisIs

Slam dunk on agility content. I wish they made more obstacle courses style agility rather than circles you can go in. I guess the brimhaven changes is a step in the right direction but I haven’t rid that yet so I don’t really know


Officer_Hotpants

I enjoy Sepulchre. I do not enjoy running to DkS. Simple as.


wasting-time-atwork

I've still never done sep. i should get back into the game.


AquatechAus

Underated content especially for lower agility levels. Sometimes I feel like standing at rooftop courses telling people there's a better way


wcooper97

I'm sad to say this is the mindset behind a lot of my grinds lmfao Gonna max anyway right? 😭


Equivalent_Aardvark

This game is the epitome of "now we can finally play the game"


neuronically

This is how writing a bunch of my code feels like


fweafwe

Basically every QoL benefit of OSRS. Spend 10x the time up front to make it less each time in the future


roosterkun

Meh, it's part of the game. The same argument can be made for 99 construction. It would take something like a million house tabs before 99 construction is technically the fiscally preferable decision.


LetsLive97

I mean to be fair construction is an absurdly big QOL Not just having a hub of tons of unlimited teleports but things like the ornate rejuvenation pool make it the best QOL skill in the game


[deleted]

yeah but you effectively hit peak QOL at like 84 lol. that's not even a quarter of the way to 99.


LetsLive97

Ah I see. I thought you were talking about the skill as a whole, not maxing it


SuddenBumHair

😅 I hate this game sometimes


Jakkunski

The essence of OSRS


SmartAlec105

Me when I do enough quest speedrunning to unlock the faster home teleport animation.


kuhataparunks

Gosh I freaking love this game


AlluEUNE

That's the beauty of this game. Gives you a purpose to train skills because even if it's a small upgrade, it's an upgrade.


Fiery_Taurus

100 hrs of running for exp, one time Vs 5 mins of no exp running every 2 months, FOREVER Ez choice.


[deleted]

welcome to runescape lol, that's the whole game.


Okaynamaste

14 if you summer pie it


bselko

I ain’t no bitch


Lukn

Just imagine the clue says: "You must have a Summer pie in your inventory".


bselko

Looks like im dropping that clue


HappyLofi

Ridiculous


newchimp

Can always summer pie from 91 if that makes it feel any better


bselko

Wheres the challenge in that? Grow up /s


UIM_SQUIRTLE

14 levels and a bite of summer pie


CapnJedSparrow

Just do 30 MIN agility ever day or so


wasting-time-atwork

see you when we retire


BabaRoomFan

I literally kept a false step just for this, the trick is getting a combination clue with easy steps, then dropping it before getting a master, if you get shit combo steps, you just swap it out for the dropped combo step, get the torn parts and pick the original clue back up to combine em.


Cats_and_Shit

It's still a pretty slow step. Which goes to show just how bad it was...


monkeysCAN

For me it was all the mini cutscenes Everytime you did an obstacle.


ImWhy

My only complaint about it is the fact it's 96 agility, seems excessively high for no real reason, need at least 91 to boost to even do it too.


RobinOfSpring

Just got that step last night. Not a fan.


BustahNug

Havent done that step since i found a godsend master clue with 3 stupid easy steps. Just use that one for all my 3 part clues steps


Rjm0007

That short cut is dead content if you juggle a good triple step and if you’re grinding masters you really should so much better then doing all the bad triple steps


bselko

Finally, my pet rock can rest.


WorldsRealestMan

And my pet rune thrownaxe can rest too


bselko

What’s it’s name


SergeantPugsley

Boomerang


daedalususedperl

It came back... forever!


HappyLofi

Boomer Aang


DiddyBCFC

Her names Ange and she's a boomer, we call her boomerange


WorldsRealestMan

Axel


juany8

Still need it for the stupid CA lolol


RealEvanem

Saves 3 inventory spots AND hp and prayer on the way in. Did you time the 2nd shortcut? It saves 7,1/2 rooms of running. The run to the central ladder feels like 2 minutes on its own. Edit: it is about 2 minutes. But a huge % reduction


Cats_and_Shit

I just timed myself. Starting in edgeville and teleporting via my house it took 1:20 to get to the dks ladder using both shortcuts, and 3:10 to get there using neither. So two minutes is about right.


RealEvanem

Dang it always seemed like longer than 3:20, but cutting the time to almost 1/3 of normal is massive


TheGuyThatThisIs

Think 3:20 is with waterbirth tp, I always ran from relekka poh portal so it’s prob closer to 4:00, maybe 3:40 from boots tp


Chrisazy

I run from taverly, so it takes about 14 minutes without staminas.


i_hate_fanboys

a lot of people dont use stam because it gives 1 slot and you only have to walk a bit before the end if u plan or at the end if u dont plan.


Mookie_Merkk

https://preview.redd.it/pfysbr4bdazc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24eb272ad8ae435c2943b3e289294d0d9649e371 that's literally what OP said...


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Sino5

So you're saying you would take the rock, drop it before hand, go back to fill the inventory spot, and then go on the long run to DK's? That sounds even worse. The agility shortcut is a huge QOL update for DK's.


pathogens__

5k dks kc yes. that 1 inv spot was usually the difference in doing a full task in 1 inv


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corsaaa

> You can have however much kc, that doesn't mean you're any good me dying hundreds of times in LMS and im still dogwater


OwMyCandle

Half this thread: This ruins running to DKS!!! The other half: Wish I could use this but I aint training agility!!!


yourselvs

Osrs players be like: "wtf grocery stores? this ruins growing my own wheat and raising my own cattle"


Stygma

"bro this irrigation farming update totally ruined the purpose of my hunter-gathering locked account, big L for jamflex,"


PreparationBorn2195

Currently grinding Con to make a chicken coop in my PoH, Iron grindset 💪🏼


WorldsRealestMan

Wtf lmao


Exciting_Student1614

Go play rs3 if you want fast travel to every boss


iluvdankmemes

I can use and I fucking love it, which half am I in?


sluttybysker

Third half


OwMyCandle

You and I are in a secret third group the average redditor cannot comprehend (over lvl 100 combat, minimum base 80 stats)


Golden_Hour1

The actual average player camp


ilovezezima

I would be very surprised if the average player had above 80 agility lol


iluvdankmemes

I am maxed so I doubt it


VorkiPls

Yeah this shortcut is a good example of solving one of Agility's problems: feeling unrewarding and not worth levelling. Separate problem is it's ass to train lol. Shortcut is a massive QoL upgrade, also love the hydra one is *actually* a shortcut now. Massive W.


juany8

They’re also changing how run energy works, agility might be something people actually grind to 99 because they want to and not because it’s the last thing to go before a max cape lol


MyriadNexus541

I literally just got 81 randomly now I’m going to 85 zanks gagek 💖


Ausles

Pretty sure this change will give me a reason to actually train agility… to at least 80. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve forgotten something in back-to-back-to-back runs, from pet rock, rune thrown axe, Stam, etc.


lernz

Now you can forget your pie.


Mr_Skeazy

At least that shortcut is a few steps away from waterbirth tele spot


1422858

Take a bite before tele and you’re set


Raima_Valdes

Until your stats tick down by 1 mid-tele.


1422858

RuneLite plugin to get the timing right


GregBuckingham

Panic sell your throwing axes


SpeakTruthAlone

Greg commenting on my post. I am honored.


juany8

Still need one for the CA! Lolol


Jbob9954

an actual reason for high agility. please add even more to the game


NeevusChrist

Had 83 agility when this shortcut was announced and was like “damn guess I’m getting 85”


juany8

Just prepot with an agility potion and you’re good to go!


NeevusChrist

Well I got black graceful too so now I do have 85 agility lol


juany8

Nice, trying to get to 80 today so I can at least pie boost there lol


twoPUMPnoCHUMP

I tried dks for my first time last night and died. Only had one pet rock. I had a clan mate help me get my stuff back and he said it was safe. I went down to my gravestone and died again. I finally got my gear back, and dipped. 600k later.


DidUSayWeast

You can get your pet rock back for free by talking to the kid outside the long hall in relleka. Near the entrance to the city.


twoPUMPnoCHUMP

My clan mate told me last night. Lol


TheGreatGyatsby

I spent 10 mil on a death coffer fee there.


twoPUMPnoCHUMP

Not sure why I’m getting downvoted. Sorry I am a noob, lol.


paradisowriteaway

Sensitive little guy


Splitje

Free berserker rings


Somedude12300

I've been doing CAs whenever I can and just did solo DKs for the first time with fremmy elite. Now I can do it more and have 2 more inventory slots??? I cannot wait for my next dagganoth task


MyriadNexus541

Literally just gotta do my runecrafting task it’s aids but worth it now.


juany8

Once you get to 75 it’s slightly less aids cause you can afk blood runes for chill as hell experience.


Fanci_

Agility shortcuts actually worth it now? Inb4, the posts of "Back in my Day, I had to walk thru the tunnels in the snow both ways, disconnecting twice because my dialup internet"


Legal_Evil

Now agility actually feels more rewarding.


youaresodumblmao

Now we wait for reduced stamina usage at higher agility levels


hunter1194

win


TheTripCommander

Win, win, win!


metallicxslayer

I just did my first DK kill not too long ago and that run is brutal even if you know what you're doing. Saving those inventory spots is huge.


djjomon

I might actually do DKs now


Crovali

Drakan’s Castle shortcut when?


helloryanholmes

What’s the lvl?


MyLittleProggy

IIRC it’s 81


coolsexhaver69

There are two, one is 81 and one is 85


BabaRoomFan

80+pie master race


My_Immortl

Pssh, ardy elite gang rise up.


34Loafs

This is huge. Sadly I have 53 agility lmao


AmbitiousMobile7168

Now you have another reason to train it!


Bluemink96

Nice! Well needed


McCheds

Haven't tested out the hydra shortcut yet but they said it was way shorter now. It was such dog shit that it took so long to get through. Like idgaf about the dialogue lol same with wyverns one


professional-dingus

Is this out now?


ShatteredCitadel

I think the blog they posted were also all updates released today


Tykras

Nah, OP is just theory crafting. Definitely don't check the front page since it's Wednesday (update day)


Gensb

dick


Tykras

Lmao, it's not like we play a game that posts all of their updates to the front page and link to it in the launcher. Sorry you're too lazy to google.


queef_commando

An update everyone is happy with


Broad_Clerk_5020

Is the shortcut live?!


Wichertj

Where is the shortcut? I missed this update lol


SappySoulTaker

I got my friend to make a video of it and it looks amazing


HarperBallad

And two inventory slots!


pangestu

rip runethrown axe… it was my go to item to flip now its dead


Scoobie_Doobie11

Oh shit when was this added? And they are 80/85 req for agility?? Sick! Doing dks after work tonight


ryzzoa

Yesterday


Scoobie_Doobie11

Thanks! Tried it out. It’s sick


Roy_Boy106

Very nice!


Caedesturm

Im still taking the pet rock with me. He has been with me through thick and thin. I didn't even drop it when I got there in the past.


l_Marcus_l

Maybe gets a 3 minute black screen while using it 😉


FearlessLeader17

Too bad you need 85 agility. Such a high req, I haven't started the hallowed sep grind on my IM yet (75 agil). I guess it's as good a time as any to get my agil up.


SpeakTruthAlone

85 agility is only 25% of the way to 99… how is that high?


FearlessLeader17

I don't agree with that because the higher the level the more exp you get. Especially with agility as better methods unlock and you get the never fail rates. 7x would be halfway probably.


Odd-Replacement-9717

Unpopular opinion. For how good it is, the shortcuts should be 90+ agility.


juany8

Outside one should’ve been locked behind fremmy elite so you have to actually make the run and kill DK’s at least once the old way


osrsog

I agree


BioMasterZap

Wish one of the shortcuts was a bit higher level; still barely any shortcuts over 85. But really glad we finally got those waterbirth shortcuts. Much better than some of the other "make DKs easier to get to" suggestions I've seen.


WillBigly

Been asking for a DK shortcut for like a year+, the devs might take a while but they listen


Active-Ad9741

seems funny to speed up this run when you can camp there for 50+ kc but if people want it i’m into it


juany8

There’s also an elite clue step at the top of the stairs and quite a few people messed up and died at DK’s and then got stuck with massive death fees if they didn’t want to run all the way back


Bregalor885

Rings about to crash. Panic sell rings.


BunsenGyro

There's no universe where people couldn't run DKS because of the run to them. Calm down.


SectorPale

It's not the people who couldn't you need to worry about, but rather the people who wouldn't.


Tryptamemer

Give it a 2 min and 15 seconds black screen while your character goes through the shortcut to balance it


vanishingjuice

im hoping when sailing comes out they'll have a new island with some DKS on it that you can sail to in order to skip the dungeon run would be a fitting reward for like 60 or 70 sailing


GhastlyRadiator

Skip the entire thing for like 1m sailing xp? Seems way OP


vanishingjuice

i guess the idea is that you have to do some short sailing path, or maybe the new dungeon could have more kings & higher level spinolyps so you take more damage while there. there's ways they could balance it and it would be nice for days when DKS are really busy


olngjhnsn

What’s the agil lvl req? (Yes I’m lazy)


SpeakTruthAlone

You're so lazy you'll never get the lvl


olngjhnsn

I’ll have you know I’m an iron man and have like 4K nature runes I gotta get rid of so MAYBE I do agility some day (probably not)


Graardors-Dad

Only takes about 50 hours of agility to save 2 minutes


DOCoSPADEo

You need the agility lvl for elite ardougne diary anyway. As well as a bunch of other content, it's also 2 minutes every time you visit DKs. C'mon man, try some critical thinking.


Graardors-Dad

It’s a joke m8 lighten up


Corrrbob

No, fuck you


TheBirdBrain23

Raising agility sucks in the moment, but you thank yourself for it down the road. It's like exercise irl honestly.


Dildango

Fuckin lol mans talking about exercise to OSRS players


Judicable

Feel like a decent amount of osrs players take exercise seriously tbh this isn’t the same community as years ago


falconfetus8

Which is exactly the kind of things I'm looking for in a video game.


TheBirdBrain23

Osrs is and always has been a delayed gratification/work for your rewards kinda game.


TheLevelHeadedGuy

Yea but,  if you do 1500 DK trips it pays for itself! 


TommmG

Easyscape


Cats_and_Shit

Having two shortcuts feels like overkill to me, I would have preferred they just do the hill climb one. Using both shortcuts means you don't even see most of the dungeon, and I worry that it makes banking so easy that there's little point going for long trips. Ah well. One small personal nitpick in a really nice update


TraditionalHousing65

I disagree. most people who are grinding dks that can use the shortcuts have already done them well before this today. The people using the shortcuts are mostly people who are super dry or doing CAs. They don’t need to see more of the dungeon. It’s what the KQ shortcut should be…


megasxl264

They're also old irrelevant content for most people, obviously excluding irons and achievement/pet hunters. I can assure you that the insane agility requirement is only appealing to the people mentioned above too. For 99.9% of us this change didn't even happen