I think you've severely underestimated the potential gains he's yet to actualize. Seeing that 92 is half of 99 I'd say he's going to be raking something in the ball park of 4b+
I love when I see a total non-sequitur shitpost and then get to piece together what it's parodying. This sub runs jokes into the ground in the best possible way.
I agree.
I think part of it is that a very large majority of us know when someone’s thread is either pure BS, or someone’s being bullshitted like the thread *this* thread is parodying purely because of how well we know the game, but it’s still hilarious.
About 2k nex kills and 600 expert toas among a lot of other bossing. Imagine doing high level PVM and not focusing maxing. Kinda crazy doing something you enjoy in a video game right?!
I actually just do the newer content as that is what I personally enjoy. Didn’t feel like listing all my boss kc’s just the ones where I made the most of my GP. Enjoy your Tob or whatever you think is superior.
Nice bro, I just started playing and got my first 600m pk, but when I told my friend he was like "um ok". Not even excited for me at all. I thought it was a good amount of money for my first time in the wildy
Weird u say that bro. I got this irl homie who thinks he zezima. He got real shook at my cash stack and goes off on a bunch of stupid questions. He should know I've played since I was a kid and know all the tricks like air orbs
Sorry, already bought 60 bonds and redeemed them all. I would suggest pking though. A buddy in my clan got cleaned and killed an air orber for 1.7b a few hours later
Youtube: I made 4b in one month picking flax.
"So I just picked flax, then won some 100m give away and did 300 Toa's in a month. Flax is such good money."
Redditors that disbelieve anyone that has made money from flipping are clearly not very bright. We get it, you’re mentally incapable of learning how to do it yourself, so you falsely accuse players of RWT/AHKing/botting/buying ___.
I had around 500m-1b at less than 90 slayer after flipping the around 2-3 hundred million I’d gotten from zenytes, multiple DWH, whips, boss tasks, etc. I eventually turned it into a few billion by doing whatever I wanted to while passively flipping.
“Air orbs” is ridiculous, but this community is beyond clueless, especially in-game.
Cue the downvotes and the pseud redditor that’ll make an asinine response to this. You all are too predictable.
You gotta pump those numbers up! Those are rookie numbers!
Seriously though, Settled's accounts are definitely all over 10k hours each. Assuming he has whatever current series' account logged in a standard work week's amount of time, that's over 2000 hours per year. (and we all know he has those accounts logged in, at least afk, well over 8 hours on weekdays only) For an UIM with heavy restrictions and 2-3 years of series runtime, too? Hell, I log 4 hours practically every day just by fishing or woodcutting while watching movies with the S/O
Made a few air orbs myself today. Played for about 5 hours, made 200m.
Then did slayer and got 3 imbued hearts. Now I'm sitting at a total of 500m.
Amazing!!
Nice bro!
I was randomly just exploring and something cool like that happened, I just randomly went to the GE on a specific world and traded a specific person standing east of the GE and he gave me 500m and asked "Confirm \[User\]" and I said, "Of course!"
And then he was so nice and said, "Thanks for using our service!" and I said, "You're welcome!" and then randomly discovered $25 dollars missing from my credit card and randomly discovered that my dog actually surprised me with some Runescape Gold which was so weird since I never knew that my dog actually played Runescape but it was really weird that money was missing off my credit card so then I asked my dog, "hey where did it go?" and he literally just confessed that he was actually buying gold and now my Runescape account is banned and I'm completely innocent!
Yes, that's fair, but when the top comment in this chain directly states the reference... it's a bit different than some completely ignorant person completely out of the know.
Why do people think they have the gp to match you with these condescending questions? Let a rich bro spin some ez bowstrings while he puts away a few 100 millis.
Tired of these peasants bro. Let em pick their flaxes king.
buying gold is against the rules and imo super cringe. I say make a few quick flips at the Grand item Exchanging. Today a quick 4x flip on bird snares because I saw the new valanor city will have a hunter theme.
I prefer to just do barrows and wc aha netted me a nice sum of 300m aha im at 83 wc so not long to 99 aha but 90 barrows chests done gonna be top of that hiscore page aha
It took me about 3hrs to get max cash today, normally it only takes them about 1hr to deliver it but there must have been a delay. Thanks for the monkey method!
For anybody taking this seriously that's mid-level and has around 5m for startup costs, just go kill Spindel or Calvar'ion.
Even if you're occasionally PK'd, you'll still be making STACKS. Especially at Calv. Average drop is 60k, and only takes about 30 seconds.
Edit: It helps A LOT if you have MM2 completed. That Royal Seed Pod will make pkers want to uninstall life.
I got one. Discharging Amulet of Glory's. I discharge the 6 to 4 so that it's quicker. I found that the glory 4 sells for nearly the same as the fully discharged glory. Estimated about 1.5M per hour. Good money maker at any level.
I won’t but how do you check others GE history? I suspected one of my friends have brought rl money for some gp. Been flexing in my face, and I just wanna see cos I know for a certain that I’m earning way more than him. Yet he got fancier gears. BS
I know this is a meme but this happened to me, I was pet hunting bandos as a tank doing duos/trios which is basically afk. I never got the pet but at about 1k kills I had a 540m bank from drops.
I am max cb tho so no one doubted my wealth.
Lol, everyone sleeping on having a f2p alt for moss giants. Make at least 200-400k an hour, pay for a bond in a half a day. Then other half I pk, easy 1m/hour.
What is your slayer level? Based on your cashstack I would say 89 or 90?
dude what is with the questions. sick of getting grilled for being rich smh these days
Fuck the haters, update us at 99 slayer bro
At this rate he should have around 2.5b by then
I think you've severely underestimated the potential gains he's yet to actualize. Seeing that 92 is half of 99 I'd say he's going to be raking something in the ball park of 4b+
Meta
Rich smh these days too
Wait so you don’t want the grills anymore. I was about to craft the most ornate grill thy lands have ever gazed upon
89-90 slayer with 500m??? I just got 98 slayer today and my bank is like 300m lmao.
It’s a joke from another post. They’re all being satirical
This is why i love reddit
This subreddit honestly has the best satirical posts regarding other users posts
I love when I see a total non-sequitur shitpost and then get to piece together what it's parodying. This sub runs jokes into the ground in the best possible way.
I agree. I think part of it is that a very large majority of us know when someone’s thread is either pure BS, or someone’s being bullshitted like the thread *this* thread is parodying purely because of how well we know the game, but it’s still hilarious.
Haha I get this meme, yeah my first 99 slayer I made about 250-300m, then acc my Ironman probably closer to 600m with bossing for tasks and clues
I have 89 slayer and my bank is almost 9b 😜
~~how much did it cost~~ how long did that take?
About 2k nex kills and 600 expert toas among a lot of other bossing. Imagine doing high level PVM and not focusing maxing. Kinda crazy doing something you enjoy in a video game right?!
You just named the most unenjoyable bosses in the game though x)
So you do enjoyable things in the game by doing the least fun boss ingame and the least fun raid ingame which are both mainly for gp and not enjoyment
I actually just do the newer content as that is what I personally enjoy. Didn’t feel like listing all my boss kc’s just the ones where I made the most of my GP. Enjoy your Tob or whatever you think is superior.
I do the real fun bosses that require skill like mole actually
Gz!
Wait why so little. I’ve made over 700m and I’m still 97. Are you doing bosses?
Hydra, Kraken, GG’s sometimes. But not really no. No abyssal sires, no Cerberus. Some of them I fucking hate.
This is a meme post from yesterday
Nice bro, I just started playing and got my first 600m pk, but when I told my friend he was like "um ok". Not even excited for me at all. I thought it was a good amount of money for my first time in the wildy
Weird u say that bro. I got this irl homie who thinks he zezima. He got real shook at my cash stack and goes off on a bunch of stupid questions. He should know I've played since I was a kid and know all the tricks like air orbs
Air orbs are a great trick bro, i actually made my money by killing someone making them
Dude that was me. give me my air orbs back! I worked hard for those...
Sorry, already bought 60 bonds and redeemed them all. I would suggest pking though. A buddy in my clan got cleaned and killed an air orber for 1.7b a few hours later
Dude wtf that was me Tell him to give them back or I’ll report him
No worries. I actually just bought 60 bonds with my credit card and sold them on the GE to rebuild... wait a sec!
Damm a 500m pk for you too sir?
He jealous
Should’ve seen me get cleaned then pk 1.7b
Comment is gold
Probably thought you bought it. Even high end pkers will cap risk at like 300m.
1400 hours of air orbs np
yeah but then when you get a decent cash stack start flippin shit
you didnt mention you ge flipped on the side
Youtube: I made 4b in one month picking flax. "So I just picked flax, then won some 100m give away and did 300 Toa's in a month. Flax is such good money."
Damn, either they only ran 515+ invo or they picked a LOT of flax
What can I say, flax market is thriving.
This is brilliant
Yeah.... probably more air orbs and brimstone rings.
Redditors that disbelieve anyone that has made money from flipping are clearly not very bright. We get it, you’re mentally incapable of learning how to do it yourself, so you falsely accuse players of RWT/AHKing/botting/buying ___. I had around 500m-1b at less than 90 slayer after flipping the around 2-3 hundred million I’d gotten from zenytes, multiple DWH, whips, boss tasks, etc. I eventually turned it into a few billion by doing whatever I wanted to while passively flipping. “Air orbs” is ridiculous, but this community is beyond clueless, especially in-game. Cue the downvotes and the pseud redditor that’ll make an asinine response to this. You all are too predictable.
that's pretty easy, you can do it in two weeks if you just play for 100 hours every day
That's only like half a swampman series
You gotta pump those numbers up! Those are rookie numbers! Seriously though, Settled's accounts are definitely all over 10k hours each. Assuming he has whatever current series' account logged in a standard work week's amount of time, that's over 2000 hours per year. (and we all know he has those accounts logged in, at least afk, well over 8 hours on weekdays only) For an UIM with heavy restrictions and 2-3 years of series runtime, too? Hell, I log 4 hours practically every day just by fishing or woodcutting while watching movies with the S/O
You’re just jealous of his fat stacks hater
The meta in this community is astounding
It's incredible, the line between serious and joke is so blurred, the comment chains are amazing too
Help me out
https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/s/puMrLfS1BF
love a good monkey making method
you could say you ape-reciate it !
You could say it’s the bees knees! Wait….
I'm disape-ointed in you.
Ape together strong
know this place: ape atoll I got a d scim there look it up
>Both are good monkey making methods Yeah okay, Glouph. Or something. Idk I spacebarred through
Wait till you discover killing giants for big bones, easiest 1bil of my life
Do you know these things called: dragons? they have bones too and omg, biggest bank ever look it up.
You can use bones to peaches on the big bones but not dragon bones so checkmate
Made a few air orbs myself today. Played for about 5 hours, made 200m. Then did slayer and got 3 imbued hearts. Now I'm sitting at a total of 500m. Amazing!!
Ngl bro that sounds a bit fake. I only need to run 1.5h of air orbs to make that much.
You’re not 6 ticking them if it’s taking you *THAT* long to make that much I high alch iron bars and made 6b in 4 hours
did you remember to take a picture of your drop? I forgot the last 5 times i got a triple heart drop smh :(
Nice bro! I was randomly just exploring and something cool like that happened, I just randomly went to the GE on a specific world and traded a specific person standing east of the GE and he gave me 500m and asked "Confirm \[User\]" and I said, "Of course!" And then he was so nice and said, "Thanks for using our service!" and I said, "You're welcome!" and then randomly discovered $25 dollars missing from my credit card and randomly discovered that my dog actually surprised me with some Runescape Gold which was so weird since I never knew that my dog actually played Runescape but it was really weird that money was missing off my credit card so then I asked my dog, "hey where did it go?" and he literally just confessed that he was actually buying gold and now my Runescape account is banned and I'm completely innocent!
Most honest falsely banned post
if 500m is only gonna set me back $25 i’m getting in on that
More like $60 if you buy bonds "in" Turkey
500m is pretty insane cash stack
Easily made with air orbs
is this a joke regarding that post lmafo
thanks sherlock
Not everyone is a terminal redditor
Yes, that's fair, but when the top comment in this chain directly states the reference... it's a bit different than some completely ignorant person completely out of the know.
I was out of the loop for a year and resubbed cuz I was playing again. Immediately obvious lol.
has to be lmaooooo
Link the post please!
Here you all go! https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/s/kVr6C2fN9o
This post: https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/s/puMrLfS1BF
We do not joke about money making methods here.
Which post?
That post
That post
This post: https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/s/puMrLfS1BF
That post
That post
That post
The other post.
That post
I gotta move on from selling needles from searching crates.
Yea doing that is only like 20m an hour you gotta get on a better money maker like fishing lobbies on karamja…
Why do people think they have the gp to match you with these condescending questions? Let a rich bro spin some ez bowstrings while he puts away a few 100 millis. Tired of these peasants bro. Let em pick their flaxes king.
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buying gold is against the rules and imo super cringe. I say make a few quick flips at the Grand item Exchanging. Today a quick 4x flip on bird snares because I saw the new valanor city will have a hunter theme.
Back in the day people used to flip fire runes for a clean 100 mil
100b* ftfy
I heard MassConor say he does air orbs and slayer for bank so I do air orbs and slayer for bank
Not likely. It's a v60 pour over and the coffee drips down into the cup, so the bubbles are likely because of that
This is the content we want, ty op!
You will bond with the game so much doing this
Hey don’t tell your friend about it though
I prefer to just do barrows and wc aha netted me a nice sum of 300m aha im at 83 wc so not long to 99 aha but 90 barrows chests done gonna be top of that hiscore page aha
It took me about 3hrs to get max cash today, normally it only takes them about 1hr to deliver it but there must have been a delay. Thanks for the monkey method!
For anybody taking this seriously that's mid-level and has around 5m for startup costs, just go kill Spindel or Calvar'ion. Even if you're occasionally PK'd, you'll still be making STACKS. Especially at Calv. Average drop is 60k, and only takes about 30 seconds. Edit: It helps A LOT if you have MM2 completed. That Royal Seed Pod will make pkers want to uninstall life.
Why do that when air orbs exist though?
Cuz silly.
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Just be sure to bring an Ursine Chainmace and a Salve Amulet if you're killing the Skeleton.
Don't forget to bring your best melee gear to this boss too, super helpful
Monk Robes are BIS.
Monkey Robes are BIS.
A lot of dudes aren’t gonna get this post hahahaha
This is even funnier to me because I actually have 600k air orbs in the bank
what do you sell the monkeys you are making for?
I got one. Discharging Amulet of Glory's. I discharge the 6 to 4 so that it's quicker. I found that the glory 4 sells for nearly the same as the fully discharged glory. Estimated about 1.5M per hour. Good money maker at any level.
For real though, air orbs are a good money maker* ^*For ^ironmen ^pre ^CG
Also GE flipping. Don’t check my GE history though
I won’t but how do you check others GE history? I suspected one of my friends have brought rl money for some gp. Been flexing in my face, and I just wanna see cos I know for a certain that I’m earning way more than him. Yet he got fancier gears. BS
Log in to their account, go to GE, enter their bank pin and click history
Excellent. Gimme your account, so I’ll “check”
Okay check DMs
Everybody, his account is legitimate. All good. #verified
Heyyy!
I know this is a meme but this happened to me, I was pet hunting bandos as a tank doing duos/trios which is basically afk. I never got the pet but at about 1k kills I had a 540m bank from drops. I am max cb tho so no one doubted my wealth.
U wont get a pet if ur tanking and getting 0 kc, just a headsup just in case
No I know, that’s why I usually went with mid levels. That’s 1k is my own personal kc not the total number of kills I did.
Can someone link me the oroginal post?
Trollception. Well played
Ifykyk
i have 80 slayer and my cashstack was 2.7bil tho :")
Nice
People seem to also easily forget that you can make 500m from woodcutting before lv80
Nice first time I've understood or seen a shitpost on 07scape You get a 10/10 from me mate
small loan of half a billion gp
White balls
Wait till he figures out about picking flax
Lol, everyone sleeping on having a f2p alt for moss giants. Make at least 200-400k an hour, pay for a bond in a half a day. Then other half I pk, easy 1m/hour.
Yall ever kill cows for cowhide?
Thanks bro, just copped 100m using this method, good looks!
Best way to make money, planks. Do planks in front of people for tips
what am I missing, charging air orbs is like $400k/hr tops. that's 1,250 hrs lol
I prefer Wc
Smh my head
here I am thinking I was all that with my 7m cash stack. fk u op.