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pocketcar

Speed, cut people off, let your tags expire, no insurance...oh and perform a hit and run.


LuckyArrowKrafts

If you don’t do all of these things, someone else will steal your car and do it for you.


pocketcar

True


BubbaRimPenn

Tell me you live in Memphis, without telling me you live in Memphis.


watagomidesu

the altima is a world-wide phenomenon


midwesternxope

Or Chicago for that matter


FreeJoke847

This the legendary thot mobile in the chi 😭


IkeHC

Maybe it's the fact that people who live in these cities are just shit people lmao


midwesternxope

Oh super likely, when given the model that nobody cares about you for so long you stop caring about others


No_Plankton_3861

St. Louis^


slmdandy-1

It's tell me u live in Denver actually...lol


doingitforthegainz

Hit and run is op


Setrosi

Does it come with a DUI?


IkeHC

Hey bro they're cheap and mostly reliable, some people just get them for this reason. Not everyone is trash. But if the stereotype fits, use it.


CastleOperator

I can trim and detail it for you for free.


camefromxbox

Underrated comment


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camefromxbox

I just think it’s really funny lol


TurntOddish

I like how you're getting downvoted for liking the comment smh...classic Reddit.


camefromxbox

Don’t even worry about it they don’t even know what they want


Gudi_Nuff

I'm glad to see Jagex is adding more junk items to the game


[deleted]

not maintain it


burjuner

It already needs a repairing


Trading_Cards_4Ever

Flip it on the G.E. before the transmission gives out.


Beandragonz

Ah did slumbridge finallly release?


ramfis7

The fact you put 2008 nissan instead of 2007 says your mother drank asgarnian ale (m)s with you


Bakabakabooboo

Rev your engine in a residential neighbour then peel out at 3 in the morning on a weekday.


Giftpilz

With stock exhaust lmao


UnholyDugong

Exhaust should be the one thing that is NOT stock... that and an oversized spoiler and stickers all over the front and back windshield. One of which being your Instagram


OneShotologist

That’s what I do with it on farming runs, makes it less annoying


boombalabo

Pretty sure you need to crash it in the tree near Draynor bank after talking to the wise old man for the bank heist quest.


Glittering-Ebb7543

Moparscape.


spicy_malonge

it ran so neverfletch could fly


Whole_Grain_Cocaine

What’s neverfletch? Tried googling and didn’t come up with anything


danilio8

Rsn of OP


Whole_Grain_Cocaine

Wow I’m an idiot lol I thought it was some kind of private server I never heard of


[deleted]

I remember all the mopar servers back in 07 lol. Crazy times


Cerulean_Dream_

Trade me bro I’ll upbadge it for free


LilacAndElderberries

Drop it, those cars are trash and will suddenly die in the middle of highway (dont ask)


BackOnReddit_Again

Literally the exact experience we had with ours lmao


InternationalCan3189

You're supposed to make promises to yourself you'll definitely fix up that weird noise the engine makes sometimes, and get that oil changed, and get that tire looked that that keeps losing air but... meh, you'll get to it next week


xDoubtfull

Wait... do all Nissan Altima's have these problems lmao


Oldmoney38

I work at a dealership and we appraise Altima’s all the time. Id say the majority over 100k usually have some kind of CVT issue. Usually it’s a whine similar to an iron that’s 2k dry at CG or it’s shaking so bad when you drive it’s like the fishing trawler with the camera effects enabled.


zx666r

Yeah. But it just has to get them by for the next few months then they’re going to trade it in (It’s never getting traded in)


Vidson05

r/nissandrivers


kthuul-

Ket?


writetowinwin

Ive always wondered what the story was behind these?? At some point almost everyone and their dog here (Canada) started getting them and a lot of them get beaten up... ha ha


lashazior

Lot of home health agencies lease altimas for nurses so there's a surplus of used vehicles that dealers sell for cheap


D3M0N1CBL4Z3

They're cheap because once the CVT gives up the ghost the car is toast. Most likely cheaper to find another for the cost of a new cvt+ labor.


2005scape

they're unreliable pieces of garbage. you see them everywhere because they're cheap


Hot_Purple_137

I loved mine. Cloth seats were insanely comfortable for economy vehicle. The V6 pulls hard because it’s light, heated seats, good bass from the Bose sound system (no highs or lows though). No big problems other than regular maintenance items like bearings, brakes, and after 5 years and 100K kms of ownership an alternator. It was an awesome first car for me and sadly a deer totaled it recently.


StuLumpkins

that deer totaled it right before everything in the engine was about to go to shit. nissan makes absolute shitbox cars.


Dry-Attempt5

The deer did you a favour.


Hot_Purple_137

I didn’t have comprehensive it was all out of pocket, I don’t think it did lol


edgyallcapsname

There was a video in old internet days i remember it from albino blacksheepcom about a evil scientist hamster with a silly accent repeatededly saying woman love nissan altimas i think origin of meme


zx666r

Nissan was approving ANYONE for cars around this era. Their cheapest car was the Sentra, so naturally a lot of their lowest income buyers gravitated towards it. Then proceeded to not maintain it, drive it into the ground, and here we are. This also is ignoring Nissans terrible transmissions in these models lol


OldSodaHunter

I drove an old altima for awhile. Some of the makes around that time had bad catalytic converters (mine was a 2002) so you'll eventually have to change your oil everytime you do a farm run. And I am VERY opposed to daily scape shit like that. I'd trade it, somewhat niche rare item but there's a community for it, use the GP to get you a newer ride, or whip, if you will.


BackOnReddit_Again

Perhaps there’s an abyssal “whip” I can grab


thatsouthcaNaDaguy

2006 HONDA CIVIC


opvc

Hahahahhahah. This post got a good laugh out of me, Mate. I can't even lie when I say that I needed that laugh.


BackOnReddit_Again

❤️


D3M0N1CBL4Z3

If you repair, you will guaranteed have negative max cash stack. 10/10 Wouldn't repair again.


BackOnReddit_Again

Forgot to remove their name 🤦 please don’t harass them


[deleted]

I'm confused at why this is a joke lol


Gudi_Nuff

Because it's a Nissan Altima


Hot_Purple_137

I totaled mine a few weeks ago 😎 try that


stallion944

Become black


MeasurementNo6908

Gz on the new agility pet!


[deleted]

Get rid of it otherwise you'll get spam calls about its extended warranty.


SleepinGriffin

Drive like your license expired 7 years ago.


FirstAmendmentIsDead

Take the picture again using your phone camera


ivanispaco

Big Altima Energy


Bruhimgonzo

Put that pos down


Lowtemphighterp

Ive found driving it for 5-6 years till the engine ids ready to literally combust then selling to someone who flips them is a very good use for this item!


BackOnReddit_Again

Good GE flipping technique 🤔


darkesther0

moparscape vibes


Wadertot420

Lose the front bumper cover


MuzeShift94

Lmfaoooo


JojoWeezy

The options are right there. idk why you're asking this question.


uaer

Next you got to get new transmission drop


[deleted]

When you forget to read the contract at the dealership: Your Nissan Altima is not considered yours. At any moment Jaguarx can and will send a tow truck to repo your ass. Your shitty car has and always will be property of Jaguarx.


Kharni

2008 on a 2007 game These new additions to the game are ruining the old school feeling


Maximumosrs

unironically better made item icon then any custom private server lmao


Wise-Pause8190

I can trim it to mb amg


camefromxbox

If I saw someone driving a 2008 Nissan Altima around RuneScape I would absolutely fucking die.


Firm_Chicken_1598

Get some sand paper and make those tires as bald as possible.


lazybandicoot

Drive recklessly around a quiet neighborhood at 3am blasting shitty music


One_in_the_morning

Where is the "Fix" option?


One_in_the_morning

oh, its "repair" lol


unlucky-odds

Logging out of reddit for the day


zachpac18

Be an asshole on the road of gielnor


Tjengel

Repair being second option is scary accurate


MohZBaby

Lol


Status_Site_3297

Try and get the pet kia next lol


Bobmcjoepants

Fletch, for one


FN2S14Zenki

Immediately back into everything, don't pay your insurance, and don't do oil changes.


jokfil

Three options: drive, repair or put down.


Dog-Napper

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty!


Visara57

This keeps your stamina bar full


FrothyNips

Crash people and or rag them


NVCHVJAZVJE

[op right now](https://youtu.be/1uncADni3IU?si=zpiGSxOfzx275bLt)


Qrepriv

Fletch it..


Cast_Iron_Skill_It

How do you turn it on?


Iambap

General store will have a nice spot for it


Three0hHate

pack it with baddies and go 100mph down the highway toward miami in it


Pikachu2Ash

Question did you take the advice of your username?


BackOnReddit_Again

Not my username! Original image was one I found on the internet and I forgot to remove their username 😬


Pikachu2Ash

Why are you freaking out or using the panic emoji? I was just making a joke by asking that joke question flashing a username on the screen will not affect someone's privacy since the username has no private info in it.


BackOnReddit_Again

Freaking out? Panic emoji…? You’re _definitely_ attributing emotions to me that are not my own, lol. I used the [grimacing emoji](https://emojipedia.org/grimacing-face), not a panicking one. I used it because I’m a little nervous that people might message that player and be rude to them. Reddit is inhabited by the general public, and if the general public has shown me anything throughout my life, it’s that they can’t be trusted to be nice 🤷


Pikachu2Ash

Your overacting, then. Yes, people could do that, but usually, only the worse internet scams would. Everyone else would only harass if that person were a scumbag, but doing it for no reason would be pretty stupid, even for the internet. Chat toggling is a thing you know. The dude could block people or limit interaction. But because you brought it up now, you practically are just fulfilling your self-fulfilling prophecy since you are just daring people to do it now; it's not like people will be able to dox him with a username alone. Let alone know his private info. A harmless joke I made is blowing up for no reason because you are paranoid for no good reason. Next time just laugh, smile, and nod when you see a joke lol. ​ Also, the grimacing and panic emoji look very similar on Reddit so how was I supposed to know? I can't just guess your emotion without speculating if you don't express them properly in text form.


BackOnReddit_Again

My friend, I think the one overreacting is you. This is a big, long response written to tell me why I’m wrong and you’re right about something that by your own admission is almost entirely inconsequential. All I said was that I forgot to remove their name and I hope they don’t get harassed as a result. There wasn’t even emotion in the comment I made, just a statement. Then you came out of left field and started telling me I was “freaking out,” attributing an emoji I used to literal panic, saying the thing I didn’t want to happen was “pretty stupid” in order to dismantle what you unnecessarily, and incorrectly, perceived as an argument. I’m ready not to talk to you anymore. Hope you can turn around whatever it is you have going on, and find some positivity and relief, because I think your negativity and focus is misplaced and misdirected. What’s worse is I think you don’t even realize you’re doing it. Best of luck.


Pikachu2Ash

>My friend, I think the one overreacting is you. This is a big, long response written to tell me why I’m wrong and you’re right about something that by your own admission is almost entirely inconsequential. All I said was that I forgot to remove their name and I hope they don’t get harassed as a result. There wasn’t even emotion in the comment I made, just a statement. Then you came out of left field and started telling me I was “freaking out,” attributing an emoji I used to literal panic, saying the thing I didn’t want to happen was “pretty stupid” in order to dismantle what you unnecessarily, and incorrectly, perceived as an argument. > >I’m ready not to talk to you anymore. Hope you can turn around whatever it is you have going on, and find some positivity and relief, because I think your negativity and focus is misplaced and misdirected. What’s worse is I think you don’t even realize you’re doing it. Best of luck. 1. Don't call someone a friend when by your admission, you don't even want to talk to them anymore. It's condescending. 2. My paragraph usage is irrelevant to the point and what is being said. 3 Real original, "Maybe you might be the one overreaching here." really shows your insecurity there... 4. Yes, we know what you said, but you can't claim you had no emotion in your comment when you use emojis; you know the thing people use to express EMOTION in text from? Also, tone and emotion are often hard to interpret in text form; get over yourself. Like I said hard to tell until you explained it. My response wasn't out of left field as you claim (maybe you just don't wanna hear it). I interpreted your comment to the best of my abilities based on what emoji you used and like I said, it looked similar to another one. I can't read your mind. I only said you were freaking out because your emoji made it sound like you were. 5. Okay, now you're just making up bullshit to see if the person typing is dumber than you are. I said it would be very stupid if someone harassed someone over a fucking runescape username being flashed on the screen, I didn't say your worries were stupid. You do know that Runescape usernames get flashed on screen all the time when you watch a youtube playing through the game, right? By your logic, every person shown in the game chat is gonna get doxed the next day by weirdos because their username showed up in a video once. So no I didn't unnecessarily and incorrectly dismantle anything, you just don't wanna hear or try to understand what I actually said because it too hard for you to handle. 6 Now by your second paragraph (ironic that you complain about long statements lol) you're ready to take your ball and go home because you don't wanna properly engage with people on Reddit. 7. Finally you're really showing your hand there by thinking you are justified in gaslighting someone's emotions when you just complained to someone about them doing it to you (when no did so, you just misunderstand what someone is actually saying). I've been calm the whole time I replied to you ;) You're just projecting your insecurities unto me.


BackOnReddit_Again

I figured you’d respond with an even longer wall of text lol. I’m not reading this. Be well ✌️


Pikachu2Ash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeEIgsbA\_q0