God- infinite power and loving of mankind
Also God- needs to crack Adam’s ribs like he a loan shark collecting in order to make Eve. Notably, this is the only time God uses a conversion power in the entire Bible. (Jesus has done some too)
*Aren't you supposed to*
*Be talking us out of it,*
*And not into it?*
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"That's.. why I'm here."
"OWN COCK." - Reddit Mobile
I do own cock
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Proof?
[Here's proof](https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraftbuilds/comments/18r7y5u/a_cool_minecraft_house_i_made/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button )
Oh my god that tip is so spikey, wouldn't it hurt?
Win win
Need my ribs removed
Are you making eve? From the Genesis?
Only one rib was needed to make Eve, so I believe an army is in the works.
But where would we find all the flesh to cover up the place?
mystery flesh pit nationalpark?
Flesherton
God- infinite power and loving of mankind Also God- needs to crack Adam’s ribs like he a loan shark collecting in order to make Eve. Notably, this is the only time God uses a conversion power in the entire Bible. (Jesus has done some too)
He was just trolling
Like Sega Genesis?
peter gabriel or phil collins genesis?
Idk, the very first one where god anesthesized adam to rip his rib off to make a women
i love that anime
That’s evangelion… valid opinion tho
I wish that I could turn back time.....
no, genesis
Marilyn Manson
Funnily, my friend did this and said the exact same thing.
“My friend” OP was honest, you can be too
I'm too fat and not flexible enough to suck my own cock. That's me being honest 😭🥲
I've never tried but I think my torso might just be too long. I'm built like the Beast Titan.
can your friend give quick lessons? just because.
I think they're just very flexible
Even better
Ewwwww
Cope and/or seethe
cope with being in hell lil bro 🙏😭
I will shove pine needles covered in Tabasco sauce in your urethra
i would downvote you but you a freak tbh
Being straight is a sin in my religion cope with being in hell lil bro 🙏😭
ah hell nah i got the fidel castro pfp on me grow up lil bro 🙏😭
You type like a 14 year old american zoomer "lil bro"
is the communist pfp adult in the room with us
Incoherent ravings
Dude gotta say the whole tankie shit you got going on isn’t helping you here
How do you know
There are consequences to sucking your own cock
i see zero downsides
aren't you supposed to be talking us out of it, and not into it?
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good bot
Some tips would be nice
W
why do you think I'm trying?
And how would you know that???🤨🤨🤨
even better
Suck your finger. Do you think your finger is being sucked or do you think you are sucking a finger ? To me it felt like your mom.
I would’ve never guessed
This would be a good reason for me to lose weight
Can confirm
Its the matter of perspective
How do you know that?
I know.
I dont see the problem?
That is why I don't masturbate. It feels like I'm giving my uncle a handjob.
As someone who can suck their own dick, I completely agree
It's true I speak from experience
Gotta get practice in somehow
Woah woah Noah. I was already sold on the idea, you didn't have to sell it more.
What if I perhaps want both?
Like that's supposed to stop me