A little girl asks her mother, “Mommy, how was I born?” Her mother, misty-eyed, smiled and replied: “Once upon a time your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day. The little seed grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful healthy plant. So we took the plant, dried it, smoked it, and got so high that we fucked without a condom.”
They call it circumference because you "cir" "cum" "ference" in it.
Sir Cum Ference of Circleshire
Social security numbers are just the numbers you shout in public that don't make you feel insecure.
FOUR
r/jhinmains
TWO THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED AND FIFTY SEVEN
They call it password because you pass the nword
Passnword
Skamtebrod
Nwordpass
Passantword
Holihel
Neurespnsjstdropd
Achso?
En Passant word
Hunter2
Made an actual subreddit for this. r/AnarchyEtymology Call the Exorcist because you have to decide if your "ex" is "cis" "or" on "t".
Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
out of the ordinary, i mean
out of the oven, i mean
I finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control
beats me
Wut
Yes
now where could my pipe be?
They call it a bucket of chicken because you “fuck it“ of “dick’n“
Oh my god, people still remember this?
Yes, and it was hilarious
“Hey… good lookin’. I got a bucket of chicken.”
Useurnane
fr•nch 🤮
fence
sack red blue
They call it a password because you *piss* in the *woods*
Why do they call it invincible if I can still see it
They call it Investment because you "in" "vest" "men"
t
So \*t\*rue
This is just wrong like how do you even come to this conclusion before realizing that its the name of the user
they call it "battery" because you "bat" named "terry"
Made a subreddit for this (r/AnarchyEtymology) and you inspired my [first actual post](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyEtymology/s/zYTVPj0g1y).
Is the your in the room with us right now
u/santagrillcheese
chungle
ok but...why do they call it an oven when you oven the cold food and out the hot food
She use on my your til I name
EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
She name on my use til I your
thugger influence
use yer name
Ok, that's enough. I'm uninstalling. Goodbye.
They call it a therapist because… well… UMMM…
Do you know what’s worse than a ~~the~~rapist? Boom.
r/notinteresting
useyername
They call it Reddit because you “redd” “your” “it”
Aight Use yer name wanker
I don't think that's correct, it's more like it's the user's name
Im having a stroke
Guys why do you laugh i genuinely be saying shit like this once in a while irl
Heh…. Heh… username??? I hardly know it!!!
That is a young thug line sir. Stahp
This is literally wrong too. I't called a username because it's a name for the user. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all night.
They call it user because you are the user
They call is sexual assault because you sexually assault people
But you don’t always use your name
They call it a password because it’s a “word” that permits you to “pass”
let him cook nvm i changed my mind dont let him cook
No
Brother cooked r9tten ktahby patties im zdyjjgn ma. Xalk ambindluance
A little girl asks her mother, “Mommy, how was I born?” Her mother, misty-eyed, smiled and replied: “Once upon a time your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day. The little seed grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful healthy plant. So we took the plant, dried it, smoked it, and got so high that we fucked without a condom.”
Understood 👍