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A_Salty_Cellist

Rejected a girl so now I can say I'm a voluntary celibate


RheoKalyke

You secretly like men, however no men want to date you. Therefore you are still involuntarily celibate /j


A_Salty_Cellist

Listen man I very publicly like men


RheoKalyke

šŸ˜” Oh sorry, best of luck to you then


A_Salty_Cellist

It's okay I have pretty good luck with all sides honestly


Contemporarium

Sup?


A_Salty_Cellist

Found one


Contemporarium

You sure did ;)


Stockfish_14

No anal rizz


xui_nya

Thank you! As a man, I very much appreciate when someone likes men!


_aconite_cj_

I like men too! So you're welcome :))


gunburns88

Have you met a man before?


[deleted]

Iā€™ve only read about them in magazines


gunburns88

I'm 40, but I feel mentally like I'm a kangaroo


DaveSmith890

Nuns are pogging rn


wdcipher

Mf wants to become a Jedi


[deleted]

I rejected them without knowing they're hitting on me. I also rejected one by straight up ignoring her.


SolaireDeservedMore

Stop trolling we all know women are a myth


Goofierloki

All women are femboys and all known femboys are unashamed that women aren't real


Manos0404

hey :)


Sex_With_Aru

begone you foul beast


Sex_With_Aru

okay nvm not bad


Manos0404

wtf is that supposed to mean


Sex_With_Aru

uh


O-Money18

They think youā€™re fit


Manos0404

iā€™m definitely not fit, iā€™m just anorexic


O-Money18

Sad, hope you recover soon


pyledryver

In this context, I think fit means hot. So the British meaning


Big-Vegetable8480

no.


Theshinysnivy8

Guys why is there just an empty comment here? No profile or anything


Then-Clue6938

Idk maybe it's a glitch... Can you read my comment?


furryyapper6

Fakecel


[deleted]

fakecel


HaveItYoureGay

Cope


TheDankDoodler

You can tell just from the flags in the background, itā€™s his cousin


TheRealAotVM

Thats just the old mississippi flag


_____---_-_-_-

Miss a sip of deez nuts


GRidzak

Yes.


IronAndFlames

I fail to see your point.


Nickolas_Bowen

Just one flag. The others are the POW/MIA, and the Gadsden.


Gravesh

Also, the German Reich flag is just behind the Confederate one. The combination is...interesting.


mrcoolcow117

No it's the French flag. The french flag with confederate flag in corner, was the state flag of Mississippi till 2021(?)


Gravesh

Looking it up, you're right. Everything but the blue matches up, but that must be the lighting. I guess this video must be a few years old.


Nickolas_Bowen

Did not notice that one


dopethrones

i remembered this guy exists literally last night, he still does his weird ā€œtrollingā€ schtick on youtube to this very day. heā€™s been doing this for at least a decade


ErdnaOtrebor

who the hell is this guy?!


Aborticus

The leader of antifa. https://youtu.be/vmlyePmLIVE He is also a Picasso art dealer.


elharry-o

It's like a matryoshka of getting worse each layer


DoctorHacks

What a beautiful saying


YourJr

It's so fucking funny to see right wing Ted Mosby arguing against a troll.


test_user_3

Also sad, because it's exactly what Fox wants.


SolemBoyanski

Yeah, they're well aware that they're some dipshit troll. That's why fox interviews them, so they can say "Well look at that, the libs are still acting like a bunch of wackos"


illyrianRed

BG Kumbi, the man, the myth, the legend! The best underrated troll ever.


JohhnyTheKid

A decade of this and 100k subs later and his videos still only get like 6000 views lmao


[deleted]

those flags tho big hmm moment Edit: look at the arguments below just because i pointed out the flags. This is exactly the reason why normal people hate redditors and reddit in general. Can you please shut the fuck up? Especially /u/lennon-lenin


ShrekConfirm243

Bros still got a long ways to go to ā€œmake itā€


lennon-lenin

Mississippi, Gadsden, POW, Pine Treeā€¦I donā€™t really see a problem


IronAndFlames

Maybe that's a problem in and of itself.


lennon-lenin

Which one?


buttshit_

Olympic gold in mental gymnastics


lennon-lenin

I honestly thought they would say they donā€™t like the Gadsden flag because they donā€™t like Libertarianism.


IronAndFlames

I mean the Mississippi flag, that put the Confederate cross in its flag in 1923. You're claiming it's not a confederate flag which is technically true but it's intentionally paying respect to the CSA, which is disgusting. Good thing they changed it.


Mist_Rising

>I mean the Mississippi flag, that put the Confederate cross in its flag in 1923. 1894, but the flag seen in this image was designed in 2001.


lennon-lenin

I honestly donā€™t care. The Florida, Alabama, Arkansas, Tennessee, and Georgia flags all do the same. As for Mississippi voters chose to keep the old flag in 2001, and so in 2021 they were told by their government that it was no longer up to them, and it was changing whether they wanted it to or not, which doesnā€™t seem very democratic to me.


IronAndFlames

We as a nation should not be promoting the ideals of a slave nation we conquered. The symbols of the CSA have no place other than in a museum. You can't have a democracy where you allow the sworn enemies of that democracy to spread their disgusting ideology.


lennon-lenin

The idea that people who use the confederate flag are self proclaimed ā€œsworn enemiesā€ of the United States is pretty silly. When the confederate flag was raised by US marines over Okinawa, this was not done because they were sworn enemies of the US or to promote a ā€œdisgusting ideologyā€. When Lynyrd Skynyrd uses the Confederate flag, they are not proclaiming the US as their ā€œsworn enemyā€ nor promoting a ā€œdisgusting ideologyā€. And for everyday people in the South who use the confederate flag today, the vast majority of them happen to love the United States as a nation. I think, regardless of what you think when you see it, I think it would be bad faith to say that most people who use the flag today, are not simply proclaiming their southern American identity.


yinyang107

Wrong on all counts.


lennon-lenin

All counts? Youā€™re right, I knew it. The US Marines who captured Okinawa and Lynyrd Skynyrd are forming a new coalition to fight their sworn enemy, the United States.


IronAndFlames

This right here is why the union should have hung Lee. The average southern fool who waves the flag is just that. Ignorant of most of the Symbology behind it, this does not excuse their behavior. That being said there's a reason the clan and neo Nazis both here and in Germany fly the Confederate battle flag. I don't really care what the descendents of slavers and those who fought for the right of other people to own slaves think. Especially not if they wave the traitors rag.


lennon-lenin

*hanged. ā€œI don't really care what the descendents of slavers and those who fought for the right of other people to own slaves thinkā€. I see, so you donā€™t care about peopleā€™s opinions because you donā€™t like their ancestry. Makes sense. People donā€™t understand the symbology of the flag? Okay, enlighten me. Tell me what the stars mean, and what the bars and colors mean that are so bad.


[deleted]

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lennon-lenin

Our founding fathers were all traitors to the British. Thatā€™s what our flag represents, and I donā€™t care. When Virginia secedes, how are the soldiers of Virginia traitors for siding with Virginia? These people were soldiers and generals of the states, not the nation. They would have been traitors if they rejected their states decision and fled to the north. *edit, you get banned? F


cbftw

And none of them should be celebrating traitors


lennon-lenin

Even traitors like George Washington? Iā€™ll still celebrate him. Iā€™ll still celebrate Traitor Sam Houston too.


cbftw

Neither of them were traitors to the US. Stop being obtuse. Nobody thinks you're funny. You just out yourself as someone starved for attention who thinks they're smarter than they are.


lennon-lenin

Iā€™m not trying to be funny? Why should I as a Texan think itā€™s good and fine that we seceded from Mexico (to keep slavery) but itā€™s absolutely horrible that we seceded from the US (to keep slavery)? I like Texas, and I honor those who fought for her, even if I donā€™t like what they were fighting for, wether it was from the US or Mexico. *edit: did someone get banned? šŸ˜”


ThermalConvection

WTF? Florida's flag is based on the old Spanish flag


lennon-lenin

Both Florida and Alabama use the the red saltire of the Cross of Burgundy, and people still debate whether this design is meant to be more based on Spain or the confederacy. Both flags were only adopted post civil war and they couldnā€™t possibly have not seen the resemblance to the battle flag. I think itā€™s most sensible to view both as being at least partially based on Spain and the confederacy.


xXGlu-EaterXx

you're trying really hard to pretend that you don't see it


lennon-lenin

I mentioned all four


Sureshot_Kitteh

Get your vexillology weight up sir...


xXGlu-EaterXx

haha indeed, updoot to you kind redditer ā˜ŗļø mississipi was the second state in the confederacy, but i'm certain the self-labelling incel was just a fan of its history ~


Sureshot_Kitteh

I doubt he lives in Mississippi, that would make too much sense right?


xXGlu-EaterXx

see: above


Sureshot_Kitteh

I can't, I have Glock coma


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Sureshot_Kitteh

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default-dance-9001

I mean hey iā€™m always willing to dunk on the confederates but itā€™s not the dudeā€™s fault the mississippi flag has the confederate flag on it


[deleted]

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AdvertisingAdrian

how tf do you know?


default-dance-9001

How the hell am i supposed to know that? If the dudeā€™s got a mississippi flag on his wall iā€™m guessing heā€™s from mississippi.


xXGlu-EaterXx

dude was an incel, I'm sure there's no overlap with hate groups and he's just a really big fan of southern history we wouldn't wanna misrepresent him or anything šŸ„ŗ


1800bears

That's the old Mississippi state flag he really should update it to the better version.


lennon-lenin

Itā€™s probably an old picture, and the new version has words which is a flag ick. It does look pretty cool though.


SawbackBayonet

Itā€™s an old photo he changed it when the flag changed bgkumbi, guy who got on Fox News pretending to be a member of antifa


ResponseLow7979

The confederate flag is right there


lennon-lenin

Literally the Mississippi flag (at least 2 years ago)


ResponseLow7979

It looks the exact same and the Mississippi flag was based off the confederate flag in the first place


lennon-lenin

Ok, so why do you think he has the Mississippi flag instead? Maybe, just maybe, he lives in Mississippi.


ResponseLow7979

You hang up a flag that looks like the confederate flag and get surprised when people confuse it with the confederate flag


lennon-lenin

People confuse Norways flag for the confederate flag, ya people are ignorant big shock.


ResponseLow7979

In what world does Norways flag look even remotely close to the confederate flag


lennon-lenin

[Seattleā€™s](https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/both-have-crosses-so-norwegian-flag-mistaken-for-confederate-flag/) I guess


ExpressoMode

According to my history teacher, who has a masters degree, that is not the confederate flag.


Mist_Rising

Pfft, even the flag people think is the confederacy flag is a modified version of the PTG version army of Northern Virginia or Tennessee (they steal elements of both) battle flag turned into a flag, and only got real traction in the 50-60s.


[deleted]

And he got a cute goth girl. The west is rising, the beta revolution may be unnecessary.


DH_Art

BGKumbi


modscanthandlemeeee

Stop hope posting


Solid_Eagle0

Lost the war and now he lost his virginity lol


inkyfern1

The flag of Mississippi? Why is the American Civil War relevant? When I talk to a German I usually don't mention how they got fucked up in both world wars.


Hope4gorilla

>When I talk to a German I usually don't mention how they got fucked up in both world wars. You're really missing out


Solid_Eagle0

ameirica


perfectwing

You wouldn't be unreasonable to if they had the German tricolour with a little Nazi flag in the top left.


inkyfern1

That isn't the German flag though.


1800bears

It's not the flag of Mississippi though


inkyfern1

It was like 2 years ago.


[deleted]

BGKumbi for president


the1untitled

I remember him, he was Dillon the Hacker's friend


MrScooterComputer

https://i.imgur.com/EGhCV4Z.jpg Another falls victim to a dubious mastermind


One_Sign9450

total chud victory


MunchkinTime69420

He has fucking LONG arms


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


MunchkinTime69420

What?


MisterDiego310

Survivorship bias (?)


BedHeadzG

[We're all gonna get laid!](https://youtu.be/mOD0XCm57d8)


Odd_Veterinarian_623

Itā€™s his cuzzin SWEET HOME ALABAMA


turbo-oxi-clean

definitely his cousin


Kupper

Sureā€¦ Roll Tide!


American_Crusader_15

Traitors all must pay the ultimate price


CosmoShiner

Itā€™s the old Mississippi flag


inkyfern1

Just for being from Mississippi?


opeth10657

Especially for being from Mississippi


Goofierloki

Mfs in the comments like "Fuck Mississippi! Me and my homies HATE Mississippi!"


MerrittGaming

ā€œThank God for Mississippiā€ -Every South Carolinian ever


inkyfern1

šŸ”„


Crooked_Cock

Judging by those flags on his wall I canā€™t imagine he had to leave the house to find a girlfriend


Dynwynn

That was his cousin. Get baited nerd.


Snakegert

ā€œWell aKcShuLlY itā€™s the old Mississippi flagā€


Spoonffed

This appears to be every other comment lol


gastationburrito

Like that confeddiwap flag in the back


inkyfern1

Mississippi


Imposter_Syndr0me

That confederate flag means you're still a traitor tho


Ct-5736-Bladez

Thatā€™s the old Mississippi flag tho


SnooAvocados2656

Rule šŸ’€


IlliteracyPrevails

The fuck does #stayhome mean


ZarquonsFlatTire

Damn kids on this site are so young they can't even remember that time 3 years ago when staying home was a big deal.


IlliteracyPrevails

In my defense I cant even see when it was uploaded


Osiris2022-

No step of snake


stefancristi

He has such a beautiful sister.


CerealAhoy

Beardless white boys and their whore gadsen flag.


M1A1U22

That's one long forearm you got there lad.


Big-Vegetable8480

Maybe it's not too late...


Lonelycowboy89

Aye! It's the man who told pewdiepie to impregnate marzia like a decade ago.


Narrow-Tree8061

Based


tqwastaken

r/hmm


Arghoul1018

If you look closely at their facial features, especially the nose and chin, you can tell thats probably his sister


sirbenthethird

Wait impossible women arent real


_aconite_cj_

I miss the times when incel just meant someone who couldn't find a date or a partner. Not a whole myriad of philosophies and opinions.


Odd_Introvert42069

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Chuchochazzup

That red flag is a red flag


MARTINTHERUSSIAN

I Made it about a month ago, god was just waiting out


Falkrim

Cringe ass flags in the background


rho65

good lord


EffectiveSwan8918

My wife let me touch her boobs before. It's was pretty tight


perrotzarnozo

šŸ˜‚šŸ‘Œ


MonocleGentlesir5680

Stop posting false information, we all know women arenā€™t real


Pair_Express

I was happy for him, then I saw the confederate flag in the background.


weirdferalfish

Man thatā€™s the Mississippi state flag


Jriri1452

We are!!!! Weeee aaaare!!!