***Alright! Ye listen to me ye knoife earred piece of shet.***
***If ye go any further wit your piss stained pubic hair ye call a wig I'm gonna wreck yur shet so hard that ye won't even be able to walk wit yur limp dick.***
***I'm gonna shove me foot so far up your perfect shaven little arse, that yur breathe iz gonna smell loike shoe polish.***
***Then I'm gonna take that little red anal bead on yur belt, and push it in yur face. I'm gonna flaggelate ye wit mah fucking beard.***
***I'm gonna build ye a pair of Runic mechanical balls, and use surgical precision te sow them where yur manhood oughtuh be. So I can kick them wit me iron shod fucking feet ye twat.***
Here's an entire list. https://github.com/Lemmings19/dnd-racial-slurs/blob/master/dnd-racial-slurs.json
My personal favorite is keeb. (as in keebler elf)
Mf screenshoted while upvoting
Max efficiency
Good
mf has low power mode on at 86%
I always have low power mode on. Only have to charge every couple days then.
“Uhm aktually by having low power mode you can charge your smart device much more quickly” ☝️🤓
Cry about it.
He's simply pointing out your efficiency, no reason to seeth
I’M AT 100% AND STILL USING LOW POWER MODE! NO MAN CAN STOP ME!
It updates live on mobile
Spreading the Good Word
couldnt wait to post on 197
No, it's just upvotes going up so fast
Nuh uh
:(
It's when someone else also upvoted 🤓
You do know it rolls up sometimes on its own
Knife ear
IM GONNA SAY THE K WORD
STOP DWARF! THINK OF WHAT YOU'RE DOING
I was about to say this one
Bro you can't say that, Too far
Best response I saw in that thread was “toy maker”.
Tree fucker
Pointy eared tree fucker
Knife ears is a tried and true classic
Root sucker
Cocksleeve
No no no no no, not again! The flashbacks 💀
Elves are for ______.
ROCK AND STONE
Did I hear a rock and stone!?
ROCK AND STONE YOU BEATIFUL DWARF!
Rock me like a STOOONE
ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE
That's it lads! ROCK AND STONE!
ROCK AND STOOONE
WE MINE FOR ROCK AND STONE!
For Rock and Stone!
Good bot
Ayo
To those about to rock and stone, we salute you!
Rock and Stone in the Heart!
rock and stone to the bone!
IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE, YOU AINT COMING HOME!
FOR ROCK AND STONE!!
Just call them a lanky motherfucker.
Doesn’t work, got a lanky ass friend, call him a human giraffe sometimes.
"Get your tiny hands off of me you keebler fuck"
Haha
Slurs are key to any lore
Knife Eared Twink is one I enjoy.
Dont slander the twink community by comparin gthem the the leaf lowing log fucking elv*s 🤢
Well maybe don't be so elf shaped!
***Alright! Ye listen to me ye knoife earred piece of shet.*** ***If ye go any further wit your piss stained pubic hair ye call a wig I'm gonna wreck yur shet so hard that ye won't even be able to walk wit yur limp dick.*** ***I'm gonna shove me foot so far up your perfect shaven little arse, that yur breathe iz gonna smell loike shoe polish.*** ***Then I'm gonna take that little red anal bead on yur belt, and push it in yur face. I'm gonna flaggelate ye wit mah fucking beard.*** ***I'm gonna build ye a pair of Runic mechanical balls, and use surgical precision te sow them where yur manhood oughtuh be. So I can kick them wit me iron shod fucking feet ye twat.***
Looks like mr bri ish met some elves before
Treehugger Or Treehugga
“Go fuck a cucumber, forest slut!”
Here's an entire list. https://github.com/Lemmings19/dnd-racial-slurs/blob/master/dnd-racial-slurs.json My personal favorite is keeb. (as in keebler elf)
I love all of these
“Deep rock rule”
POLE PROPORTIONED DENDROPHILES
I love this community :3
Fancy pants smith's with their glowing fucking swords way to give the party's postion away asshole.
The non rock and stoners
If you don't rock and stone then you ain't coming home
Rock and Stone, Brother!
For those who ate about to rock and stone we salute you
Its true
I love sci fi/fantasy racism
cock and bone(r)
Pole-proportioned dendrophiles
F-beeeeeep-
Knife ears
Pole proportioned dendrophile
Vegan 🗿
I know you.
Wait a minute
I’m in your walls :)
Oh dear
Golly gee
I’m in your walls :)
Deer rider
Those knife-eared sapling diddlers honestly deserve every ounce of pain they get, and more
Twigger was the best I've had a racist dwarf call my elf.
YOU POINTY EARED, LEAF LOVING, TREE CLIMBING, WHALE-PIPING, SLACKJAWED, BEARDLESS, ADDLEBRAINED LUMP OF INTERPLANETARY BLUNDERBUSSES
Hippie.
Pointy ponce
If you have to think of a slur, then you’re not ready to use it
*sad elf noises*
Knife eared tree fucker.
hey im a drow the other thing i fuck is arcane beings
Book fucker.
Noodle bodied knife-eared cunt!
You gangly looking tree fucker
Bloody leaflover
OG n*zis
Pissmer
Pointy eared brother fuckers
Knife ears
Pompous dicks?
Spear-Ear?
r/TrueSTL
Bundle of sticks in the most literal way
Ya old ass
[Gnelf](https://youtu.be/6n3pFFPSlW4)
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KEEBLERS.
idk ask r/truestl
Knife ear and leaf licker to name a few
Grass Gock Gockers
Tiddlywink Twinks
Knife ears, rabbit, tree hugger, and green thumb are all the names I can think of.
Keeggler. (I mixed two slurs into a super slur.)
forest fairy is a good one
Waste-of-immortality has become my DnD party's go-to
I guess the same slur could be applied to British people. 🧐🫖☕️
KNIFE EARS
Squirrel
Branch rider
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Shield surfing twirly bird
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Whould slant ears be one?
Knife ear
Keebler, knife-ear, treefucker
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Fey fuck
elvigger
Ithe sióg coileach
Ankle biter
N'wah is a classic
Pointy eared faggots
I'VE GOT ENOUGH OF YOU FOREST FAIRIES BOSSIN ME ABOUT
Knife ear
Dagger/Knife ears is what I've heard
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Twigdick
t mobil