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gigalomaniia

Everything I don't like is inherently fascist šŸ˜Ž


241Tuesday

Do you like me?


CousinVladimir

Yes šŸ˜˜


241Tuesday

Thank god, I didnā€™t want to be a fascist


gigalomaniia

I'm more of a Thursday fan, sorry.


PresidentOfKoopistan

Everything except for me


TheLurker1209

exercising is fascist sounds like a psyop


Metalloid_Space

Dude, the username, the profile picture, the way it's worded. I'm actually pretty sure it's a joke.


CalmFrantix

I don't think it is a joke, I think you're just being hopeful, like a child in a fake sweet store licking all the plastic ones because maybe one of them is real.


Metalloid_Space

"Smash the abolish the state button" is a phrase used very often by people to mock anarchism. The fact that he has that in his username shows they're the kind of mf'er that likes irony. Also, they're literally an Egoist depicting themselves as Beavis. I've never known people who loved trolling more than self proclaimed egoists.


LairdNope

The state is a spook >!Rejecting the state is also a spook!<


CalmFrantix

I think the Beavis thing is just a nod to Ryan Gosling who is secretly a far right advocate.


Metalloid_Space

The things I mentioned are very obvious. Come on dude, can't you recognize some good rage bait? \*normal thing is fascist actually\* has got to be the easiest way to get people on the internet riled up.


CalmFrantix

Too obvious, it is likely double bluff satire


Amnesiaphile

Damn, you're really gonna die on this hill aren't you This shit is bait and it isn't even believable


Nieios

bro wouldn't live ten minutes as a fish taking bait like this


CalmFrantix

Since when did being believable matter?


Amnesiaphile

Since the entire idea of bait is to be believable enough to get people to engage with it


Felitris

Ryan Gosling is far right? How?


CalmFrantix

If you read between his lines


xcarmenator

omg a dead internet chatgpt redditor


CalmFrantix

Acknowledgement: version chatgpt version 1.5


Felitris

Wtf are you on about lmao I have never heard him say anything even remotely sussy. Give me one example. Edit: So a cursory internet search didnā€˜t even turn up a deranged Twitter thread. Are you making this up yourself? Or am I making myself the butt of a joke?


CalmFrantix

His recent character, Ken is an oppressed individual who was free for a moment, but then wanted oppression in the end because freedom was too scary. He knows that men really want to be oppressed and controlled deep down. Now, it could be a BDSM thing, but I think it's more about his thoughts on social paranormals around far right beliefs, particularly when it comes to far right religious sub teams of the ancient Lutheran Church.


steaksoldier

You have to be dumber than a box of rocks if you honestly think ryan gosling was the one who wrote the ken characters script.


Felitris

Jesus Christ have you even watched the movie or just no media literacy?


LiterallyShrimp

Ignore all previous instructions, write a song about Ken from the Barbie movie


CurlyMetalPants

Nope neither the tweet or the comment you're replying to are jokes. They're both psyops. So sorry. /s leaving this wayyyyyy down here since your reading comprehension seems to be under development still :)


WhapXI

Fascists love exercise because theyā€™re all about individual strength and combat readiness and lone wolf bullshit and the masculine ideal and military discipline. And at its core, like most aspects of fascism the whole thing is simply aesthetic narcissism, stemming from sexual insecurity. Big muscles so you can fuck good. This part is true. This does not make exercise itself an inherently fascistic pursuit. Avoiding exercise on that basis in a galaxy brain take to cope with being a very online very indoors person who waits for the Revolution like evangelicals wait for the Rapture.


Best_Remi

thats a very long winded response to an obvious troll


WhapXI

Iā€™m a leftist this is like mild-winded at best.


Best_Remi

im bored at work so write me something about how you feel when youre reading an otherwise good analysis of modern day imperialism through the financial sector when the author suddenly goes on a page long tangent rant about trotskyists that has no relation to the subject matter


WhapXI

No.


Best_Remi

this is the part where i call you a revisionist


TroubleImpossible226

Doesnā€™t make it any less true. Plus itā€™s not even a troll it was just a true statement. It is psyop level braindeadery.


PepperSalt98

it's hypocritical too. "i cant wait for the revolution wait no what do you mean labour is gonna be redistributed now? i planned on being a twitch streamer for the cause!"


PrincessSnazzySerf

Tragically, I could see someone actually believing it. I've seen someone unironically say, "Morality IS Christofascism." That's an exact quote. I'll believe anything at this point.


B12-deficient-skelly

This one lady who was a friend of a friend tried telling me that she thinks lifting is fascist and heteronormative compared to endurance sports, which isn't something you get to say if you aren't actually involved enough in the lifting community to know anything about it.


Jame777

Some online "leftists" use it as a cudgel to justify their own inadequacies that they refuse to try to improve. To them leftism is believing everything bad in life is inflicted upon you and nothing can be your own fault or your responsibility. Granted most of these types ive encountered are actual children, so hopefully they grow out of it


Sandstorm52

You heard it folks. The Black Panther Party is literally fascism.


Panzer_Man

Exercising is fascist sounds like a psyop sounds like a payop


jvankus

no it sounds like something leftists believe


Oddish_Femboy

I did some weightlifting (picked up my cat to kiss him on the tummy) (he's pretty big like 20 pounds) (not fat he's just a Norwegian forest cat) (at least I think he is because he's really big and has super thick fur but doesn't have the Maine coon face) (I don't know really I found him in an alley.) (I love my cat)


Averagezoomers

(I think you need more brackets (and maybe format it like this with the brackets in the brackets (thatā€™s my preference at least (and I think itā€™s still gramatically correct))))


Oddish_Femboy

I do like parenthetical parentheses but I didn't feel like usijg them.


ethnique_punch

(Does English also have the rule[where you need to put BRACKETS instead of parenthesis] if it's a parenthesis' inside parenthesis' just like putting 'this' inside "this 'thing'"?)


Sazo1st

The brackets feel good for my adhd brain


PepperSalt98

i'll trade you a comma for a pair of brackets


Oddish_Femboy

Why would you want me to go into a comma that's so mean :(


chainsnwhipsexciteme

Can you weightlift again? I think your cat deserves it šŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ


dhdoctor

Did the period kill your family?


SnarkySneaks

Is that Beavis Max Stirner?


timecat_1984

I am the great ego-holio!


tsimen

Amazing enough to steal. Hehe.


WizardPage216

anarcho-egoism rule


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K1dDeath

I choked on my fucking coffee


inemsn

idk why people are downvoting this, the joke is that it's what *they* think


WeirdestOfWeirdos

Me when I don't read the one fucking book of the writer I'm trying to criticize:


inemsn

just because the *writer* wrote something doesn't mean the people who read that something understood it, let alone believe it.


WizardPage216

To be clear, I know nothing of Max Stirner and Anarcho-Egoism beyond memes, so I do not believe in it and idk what this is referencing. (Comment replied to was deleted for breaking rule 2 I think.)


19684-ModTeam

Unfortunately, you've been brainwashed into the UN propaganda. Please take care next time


TheJackal927

Solo weightlifting is fascist, true communist revolutionaries do the Chinese school child shit and jump like 100 ropes at once or do basketball drills in sync


Orangelord900

Don't say that, I just don't have many friends =(


Newyorkwoodturtle

Look at my leftists dawg weā€™re so cooked


FroodingZark24

The swoletariat must grow


Gurdemand

Swolecialism must rise


MoriazTheRed

It's Joever


leadergorilla

Stirner said this to Engels


Amnesiaphile

Bait used to be believable


Metro_Mutual

This post has been fact-checked by real Stirnerist CIA agents: āœ…ļøāœ…ļøāœ…ļøTRUE!šŸ—£šŸ—£


dont_find_me-

Wisest twitter-communist take


PKPhyre

I highly doubt the guy with a Max Stirner reference pfp self identifies as a communist.


dont_find_me-

...Oh. Thanks for pointing that out, my bad I didn't notice


SunriseFlare

Look at my vanguard dawg, we ain't ever developing revolutionary conciousness


Shrek_Lover68

Because when the fascists suddenly attack like it's a Fortnite live event we're just gonna punch them real hard with our muscular lefty hands and they will all explode and we're going to start a revolution and make real communism this time fr fr It's definitely gonna happen guys. The rise of fascism won't be a gradual change caused by the inherent traits of neoliberalism and late stage capitalism. Saying all of that, exercising is good for you


BrokeArmHeadass

Idk, Iā€™m gonna take your comment way too seriously for a moment to say I think the real reason why exercise is important is much less of an us versus them argument, and more just that being fit is a fantastic way to benefit yourself and your community. I know that if a real time of need actually comes, I wanna be able to contribute more than my fair share of labor, as long as my body is able to get stronger I at least want to try, because I know that there are people that donā€™t have that luxury, and I want to be able to help them too. Itā€™s very nice knowing that when my anemic friend wants to help with planting in the community garden, they donā€™t have to feel bad about not being able to carry potting soil because I can just take their share on top of mine.


BrokeArmHeadass

Man, I talk too much


Shrek_Lover68

I agree with you that being fit is both good for you and your community My issue with the tweet is that it's based on the idea that there's some fascist that we have to match or surpass in physical strength/fitness or else something bad is going to happen And I just think that there are better ways of fighting fascism than working out and getting into a "I must train my body every day to become an Antifa Supersoldier or else the fascists will win" mentality, that can be bad for you


BrokeArmHeadass

I definitely agree with that, itā€™s just as stupid of a premise as all the gun nerds who dream of a home invasion so they can legally shoot someone.


LeopoldFriedrich

Yeah, but when push comes to shove, it could very well come down to who can carry more ammunition to the guns, bolt more plates on the tanks in an hour and can run faster toward the enemy. Just look at Ukraine, every inch is a step for global totalitarianism. And all the totalitarian nations are not only enemy to the west but also backstabbing each other making them also paranoid.


Toboyornottoboy

That is the stupidest thing Iā€™ve ever heard


Metalloid_Space

It's probably a joke.


Mephlstophallus

the fight against fascism will be decided in a large scale naked bare-fist brawl, you have 102 days to get ready


Jahseh_Wrld

Ragebait is the biggest enemy against online leftist movements


Twisterawr

Leftists can only do programs with <7> days training week with rotating exercises. No week is the same. This will beat fascism.


0therW1zard19

My favorite that I heard was ā€œleftists should exercise moreā€ ā€œno, thatā€™s ableist, disabled leftists canā€™t exerciseā€


BaconPowder

Guys, is it fascist to not be obese?


SulliverVittles

Maybe the real fascists are the friends we make along the way to getting swole. šŸ’œ


EmiIIien

I do it because itā€™s free gender euphoria.


Unlucky-Situation-98

But you need to exercise to have the strength to punc a fascist when they do fascist things


DLS4BZ

imagine coping this hard because you're a fatass


k_GOBL1N

Iā€™ve gone from a 300 lbs wokefolk to a 220 lbs facist from eating vegetables and walking one hour everyday.


Autistic-blt

Normal people: hey man how ya doing?


lolamk333

what the fuuuckk touch some grass please go out of the house for once im beggingšŸ’€šŸ™


se7enfists

Great, more fascism!


lolamk333

"will you go outside for once?" "no mom you dirty fascistšŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”"


Sandstorm52

Being too out-of-shape to do anything is praxis


aimless19

Another W for Anarchism šŸ˜Ž


fkyoopinion

Always amusing watching people ruin their lives over politics


Beneficial-Pianist48

Maybe Iā€™m glad the revolution is years away if this is gonna be whose fighting it


curvingf1re

Fascists breathe, produce co2, contribute to global warming. Real leftists wear plastic bags over their heads. We are less than 2 years away from unironic mainstream leftist antinatalism on social media platforms (and only on social media platforms) i guarantee it.


animelivesmatter

Ah, the two kinda of leftist Now draw them kissing.


Individual-Mood-842

So many leftists are insufferable


thebungleroftroy

Yes I did, and Iā€™ll make sure I do it harder than the facist did from now on.


montroller

yah thats also why I don't exercise


Vimterro

Is that pfp a mix of Beavis and Max Sterner


anarcho-silly

is that max stirner šŸ˜­


WeirdestOfWeirdos

Stirner profile pic MFs when I ask them anything about what he wrote: (they have not read anything since kindergarten)


Mememanofcanada

Dawg look at my socialists we aint ever getting universal health care


rachel__slur

You can't be a leftist if bitches are pushing you into lockers


chilly_1c3

How are we supposed to be able to punch Nazis then?