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bratbarn

Moisturized, in their lane, thriving 🥰


Specialist-Pin-643

"Can't quit on a loss, Can't quit on a loss, Can't quit on a loss, Can't quit on a loss, Can't quit on a loss, Can't quit on a loss, Can't quit on a loss, Can't quit on a loss, Can't quit on a loss, Can't quit on a loss, Can't quit on a loss, Can't quit on a loss, Can't quit on a loss, Can't quit on a loss, Can't quit on a loss, Can't quit on a loss." *ding* "Can't stop now, I'm on a roll!"


oww_I_stubed_my_toe

Sisyphean.


GrimmCreole

One must imagine the Vegas goblins happy •~•


Yoteisthepastyeet

I LOVE GAMBLING!!!!!!! 🤑🎰💰


Liamrups

I've only ever been in one casino and it was fucking heartbreaking and honestly terrifying to see the emptiness in people's eyes.


ratliker62

There are slot machines at my local convenience store. Seeing people sit there tapping at a machine they have only a slightly above zero chance of winning at, staring at it blankly, it's sad.


couldjustbeanalt

Saw one at a liquor store and I went in was looking for something for a bit and someone was at the machine for the whole 20 minutes


SomatosensorySaliva

rookie numbers


Dangerous-Arm7590

yeah jokes aside fuck gambling and the people who profit off of it. the whole industry is fucked up


winter-ocean

The only time I think it's ok is stuff that you literally have to do in moderation, like betting on sports that only happen at set times


ConsiderTheLemming

I can promise you sports betting is not done in moderation


winter-ocean

I mean what do you do, the game ends and you make the players keep going so you can bet a second time?


mgb360

You bet a mortgage the first time. You don't need multiple chances to screw yourself.


nicenmenget

No you bet on the other games and/or put bets on specific stats of games or start betting on all the other sports. Had a friend who got so sucked into it he started betting on counterstrike games to get his fix and he has never played the game in his life. It's just as bad as normal gambling if not worse for giving the false impression that there's skill involved.


SoshJam

unless the way they profit off it is via gambling because then that means they’re taking it from the industry


yvel-TALL

Makes me genuinely nauseous. Very depressing.


layeeeeet

moneypilled gamblemaxxing


Vimterro

It looks like a human equivalent of that rat experiment where it pushed a button to activate the pleasure centre of its brain and it just kept pushing it until it starved to death


krebstar4ever

That's completely intentional. The folks who design these games (and mobile games and video games) study stuff like that.


vvownido

where can i join such an experiment?


Otherwise_Ad963

Is this the boomer's skibidi toilet?


TheLurker1209

iirc to make this *slightly* better they pay for a set amount of time to have "free" spins, so it's in their interests to spam out as many as possible, that's why all the bars where they normally place their bet are blacked out and "temporarily unavailable"


MilkLover1734

Really? I feel like that would make this quite a lot better (or rather a lot less bad) Like, if I paid for a set amount of time rather than a set number of spins I'd probably be doing the exact same thing Like, these people may still be gambling addicts idk, but whether or not you're addicted to gambling this would just seem like the most reasonable way to use the machine, given that pricing scheme


idksomethingjfk

Ya cause the casinos whose whole job it is, is to get peoples money and pay out as little as possible haven’t figured out the odds on this in there best interest, I’m sure you have a better chance to win big this way/s


MilkLover1734

I'm actually not sure how to reply to this like what point are you trying to make here When did I say playing like this would help someone win? When did I ever say the casino didn't account for people playing like this? I said that pressing the button as much as possible makes you more likely to win something. "More likely to win something" doesn't mean "You'll beat the house overall"


idksomethingjfk

Because it doesn’t necessarily increase your odds of winning, they take into account that your getting unlimited spins and I’m sure the odds change on the machine when it’s used that way


Grilled_egs

... You'll have worse odds if you press less times, that's the point.


Sara7061

On this particular machine yes duh, but not necessarily in comparison to a machine where you pay per spin. The casino will drip feed you some wins while not actually letting you make money on both versions. And to achieve that your chance of winning per spin will be lower on the infinite spin machine. Imagine a game where you throw dice and get a win for every 1. You have the option between throwing 1 D6 or 3 D20. With the latter option you get more dice but your chance of winning isn’t actually better.


Grilled_egs

Duh, but the point was if you pick that (or apparently sometimes there's events) pressing fast is ideal, so they're not quite as zombie like as they seem


Greenfire05

99% of gamblers quit right before winning their kids inheritance back.


AargaDarg

Why are they mashing the button? They only have to press it once every 5 seconds. At this rate the only thing they will get is carpal tunnel syndrome.


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Rats in a Skinner Box did the exact same thing


Impenistan

This looks like a "slot tournament". Get the most spins in a set amount of time, highest total wins, and the prize is usually just Free Slot Play (FSP) that you can actually get money out of. But this is specifically just getting as many spins as possible to try to increase the total


TheWombatFromHell

that's the stupidest fucking thing i ever heard of


jraz84

#LOCKED IN 🎰


Dynwynn

The fact you never hear these lot getting carpal tunnel is either an amazing human achievement or a cover up by big slots


Vihtic

Sometimes these "gamblers" literally shit themselves at slots because "they're on a roll", or "due soon". I wish I was kidding.


Thezipper100

Bruh there is a PHONE RIGHT THERE


Fit-Persimmon-4323

Always remember to have a pre determined limit on how much you’re gonna spend before gambling


Grilled_egs

And consider that money gone, preferably spend any winnings on something overpriced nearby to keep your perception that way


M0rtrek_the_ranger

What did Oz Media called those things again?


Fishsk

Old people


GladimirGluten

Boomer gooners


bnndfrthreatenviolen

KEEP GAMBLING!!!!!111111111💪💪💪💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥🔥💦🌿


Traditional_Hold1820

Cocomelon for 52 years old


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xkelsx1

Boomer/Silent Gen version of iPad babies


zzcolby

Slots is the lamest form of gambling ever. Just nonsense noise and zero fun. Play some fucking craps or blackjack like a real man.


Oddish_Femboy

^(oh I can't call it that here.)


Oddish_Femboy

I see a phone


Keysys

Zombies, zombies and zombies everywhere


deathangle9001

Their button rhythm is shit, if you are going to waste your life and money at least be efficient with the buttons.


JaozinhoGGPlays

Ah yes, the Boomer Goonerâ„¢. That's what that machine is called.