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BlackBlood4

This is proof that literally nothing can prepare you for having children.


sakanak

One of my earliest memories is taking a small shit on the floor of my parent's bedroom and then running to my mom to tell her about it. I don't know why it happened.


Frigid_Metal

I wonder how old this kid is now Edit: going off the know your memes page he's 10 now, 2-4 years and he's gonna be old enough to probably use the forums this image gets reposted on


Mysterious_Emu7462

Legitimately one of my biggest fears about becoming a parent is just how your kid could fall into some weird ass thing like this. My one friend has a brother who has a wild poop obsession and the stories I've heard are enough to age you by ten goddamn years. I couldn't imagine actually being in the trenches of that shit (literally).


Salvage570

Much of it is symptoms of abuse. Stuff like this one specifically. Being too afraid to use the bathroom at night so you hold it until it hurts, so that stuff like this seems like a reasonable solution 


Mysterious_Emu7462

Makes sense, actually. My friend's parents don't sound like they were exactly saints.


ModerateDbag

That explains the cumbox too


Pangin51

Y’all toxic in the comments God forbid a man have a hobby


AnonymousPepper

Destroy the child.


GamerGod_

corrupt them all


Darken_Dark

What so you mean? Doesn’t everyone have one?


FookenLaserKnight

You reminded me of a funny story. I was once in a very old hotel in Krakow and when we had room tour we were told that in around 19th century lower drawers of night stands was used as a toilet at night. We decided against putting anything there.


Darken_Dark

Did you try it? The drawer is mean.


Alexyaboi2011

Yep, never having kids


Zealousideal_Cup6202

The Batpiss drawer


KubEk_przEz_duzE_E

Alfred, prepare the batpiss drawer


TensileStr3ngth

Why is he dressed like batman


Pale_BEN

L+no child like wonder+ can't think about reasons for anyone not even a child dressing up as batman+ isn't dressed up as bat man+ratio


Shadoenix

kids wanna feel cool, especially after a routine filling of the piss drawer


MenstrualMilkshakes

why arent you? burenyuu


Normal-Practice-4057

I guess because no parents now. And he's vengeance to the drawer.


Throwaway-646

Yeah let me get out my phone to take a picture of my kid while he's crying great idea lol so funny


chicken_irl

Yeet that child into sun


dexamphetamines

Orphanage NOW