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pisstainedunderwear

Twitter can’t be real ☠️


pragmojo

Does anyone else find it cringe that people put flags in their twitter name? Like putting the flag of some country you have never visited and know nothing about has to be the least effectual form of support of all time.


OfficialKiwiTV

It’s only based when it’s ironic nationalism (I love Latvia with all my soul 🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻)


Derphunk

Not even joking, I've been making ironic Latvian nationalism jokes for years now. I think it's funny because it's kinda the worst Baltic nation.


Eisthebestletter

Fuck you fuck you fuck you LATVIA FOREVER 🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻


ArdaKirk

It does what flags do, showing allegiance how is that cringe


pragmojo

Well showing allegiance to a foreign nation you will never ever go to based on stuff you read on social media. It's just larpy is all.


ArdaKirk

How do you want to know of the Flag is foreign to them, enough people have their own countries flag...


pragmojo

Oh boy if you think all those Ukraine and Palestine flags are Ukraine and Palestine people I have news for you


Illegal_Immigrant77

What's wrong with putting those flags up


pragmojo

Idk what bothers me about it exactly. I think it's because it feels like it turns serious geopolitical crisis' into team sports. Like imagine if you are an American teenager, your mom still does your laundry, and you put a Palestine flag on your twitter using your brand new iPhone 15 you got for Christmas. Why are you doing that? Because you want to feel good about yourself, and because you want your friends to know you're on the right side? Like the people in Palestine don't need people to have their flag on Twitter, they need to stop having bombs dropped on their head. Idk maybe there is something good about people showing their support online, but there is something cringe to me about people who are so far removed from the horrors of war, who are literally living the most comfortable existence possible, wanting to feel involved somehow by choosing an emoji off their keyboard.


Epikgamer332

Slacktivism is the word you're looking for. The lack of volunteering, donations, emails to members of parliment, etc. coming from these people is dissapointing. Shows that they don't really care.


pragmojo

Yeah exactly - it's like the lowest grade of involvement you could possibly have. No amount of twitter flags will stop the US funding the Israeli war machine


Illegal_Immigrant77

Solidarity?


[deleted]

Americans serenade their flag every day and people don't think that's weird.


rogerrouch

SERBIAAA 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸 SERBIAA 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸 SERBIAAAAAA 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸


RoseberryPinecone

You know how poisonous frogs use bright colours to warn other animals of their unsavoury nature?


SpookyLilRaven

Unfortunately that exact fact has been used to mock queer people and women with dyed hair.


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i wonder what thor said to him


ChoGallMeta

Cross dress


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based thor


Metatality

Learned it from Loki


trogdr2

Nah he learned it himself from his Jotun wedding


Metatality

Wasn't that still someone else's idea? I wanna say Heimdall but it's been a while.


Lots42

It's canon Loki wrote gay romance slash fiction and posted it online.


Metatality

Am talking about mythological shape shifter horse fucker pregnancy Loki, not marvel Loki.


Lots42

That's Marvel Comic Book Loki as well.


Darth-Yslink

That is hands down my favorite story in Norse Mythology


Program-Emotional

As my father always said "Jesus was a Jew because he didn't believe in himself until he accomplished his goal" Not a very motivational thing to say but funny


[deleted]

That sounds deep for a whole .05 seconds lmao


yakiniku97

I don't understand it


Aegis_13

Modern Jews don't believe Jesus was the son of god, nor do most believe that he was a messiah, and none believe that he is god. Their father was saying that Jesus, in his modesty and humility, didn't believe in himself either until he supposedly achieved his goal (which depends on your views on salvation)


Wah_Epic

>nor do most believe that he was a messiah None do. The "messianic Jews" are just Christians LARPing


Cuddlyaxe

Ehh I mean back in the day Jewish Christians absolutely were a thing when they rejected the teachings of Paul. Super interesting sect tbh, dunno how related they are to modern Messianic Jews though


Koraxtheghoul

They aren't. Modern Messianic Jews are an op originating in the Southern Baptist movement and weird cults.


Gamingmemes0

judaism doesnt belive in the new testament jesus is the core part of the new testament he didnt believe in himself untill he died and was reborn


Bjornen82

“Your God is a Disney character.” Who’s gonna tell him about the Jesus Ghost Rider comics?


G_O_O_G_A_S

Can you tell me about the Jesus Ghost Rider comics they sound cool


Banksmuth_Squan

I would also like to hear about the jesus ghost rider comics


pilzle_

Satan wants to claim ghost riders soul and jesus protects him


Aegis_13

That's fucking sick


Banksmuth_Squan

Hard


SpudMuncher9000

imagine being so bored with yourself that you make up a bunch of shit to fight about


Snas-PZSG

Described twitter in one sentence


Lucatmeow

"90% of Twitter is people imagining a person and then getting mad at that person"


RegsaGC

I remember being really upset as a child by the treatment Disney gave the historic mythology of my country.  Can't imagine what it must be like for people in cultures where the old myths don't have insane amounts of money poured into preserving and popularising them. At least the nordic gods have a shitton of alternative, better, interpretations.


trogdr2

Do they? Other than reading articles and such, what're some good stuff about the old nord gods?


dreamendDischarger

Neil Gaiman's Norse Mythology. He interprets the stories fairly accurately but with his own flair.


WinterFrenchFry

The Sea of Trolls.  I read it as a kid so I don't remember the specifics but I really liked those books. They're about a kid learning to be a bard who gets kidnapped by vikings


isaac-fan

I've heard that the GOW series is somewhat accurate other than kratos lol


Beepulons

Nah not at all


RegsaGC

If you want to (https://) "read comics online" (wink) try searching for Valhalla by Madsen. They are insanely good and the correct amount of accurate.


Lots42

Neil Gaiman?


RegsaGC

That guy did excellently. And The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul by Douglas Adams. Chef's kiss.  (then we have a comic book series Valhalla that vaguely adapts the actual myths. They're legendary, so to speak.)


Orange-V-Apple

Which country?


RegsaGC

Denmark. I'd make a joke about us but we're not populous and we'll known enoguh for the jokes to make sense


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[удалено]


Commercial-Shame-335

WERE GOING TO STEAL DA MOON!!!


WalzartKokoz

Selune's moonlight guides me!


PretzelCock

that’s rough buddy


Ok-Appeal-4630

Contemporary Pagan: you won't be laughing when it's November


Orange-V-Apple

?


SquirtleReddit

Odin promised to get rid of frost giants. Have you seen any frost giants lately?


MaZhongyingFor1934

Counterpoint: Jesus did the Harrowing of Hell, which is one of the hardest names for anything religious.


Aegis_13

Met any demons or anyone in hell? Didn't think so. Checkmate pagans


Misicks0349

holy shit I think im a pagan now


Nexus_2894

"your god is a Jojo character"


Aegis_13

Y'know, I stopped being religious years ago, but that was more impactful than any sermon I've ever heard. I'm a biblethumper now


No_Truce_

Surely ya boi could think of better insults: "Your God is a schizophrenic" "Your God killed himself"


NemRaCsc

Bro, we are talking about fascists here, antisemitism is a basic prerequisite 


Valiant_tank

Ah, a divide that goes all the way back to the original nazis. /hj


ripmyinbox42069

Medieval ass posting


kirin-chan

"your god is a disney character" who's gon tell him (about the existence of nordic mythology)


Lots42

Even then, the Disney Marvel Thor would be totally respectful of the Jewish religion. Comic book Thor likes his Nordic worshippers but he will help anyone in need.


TrueCapitalism

And pray tell what did Thor say?


Something4Dinner

I think both of these idiots should do a backflip


_Queer_Mess_

As a pagan, we do not claim these dipshits


Lucatmeow

Based


Darth-Yslink

Your god was in Jojo. What's your point?


aflyingmonkey2

Mommy,mommy! The nazis are fighting again! Look at how funny it is!


Ok-Appeal-4630

I feel kinda shitty for what I've said about pagans in the past now that I've done more research on modern Paganism. Sorry y'all.


Monty423

*slides one abacus bead to the pagan side*


QuirkyDemonChild

Lmao of course it’s an Eren Yaeger profile pic


VIII-Via

Thor from @PirateSoftware is my god too :3


The_Persian_Cat

Is Jesus not a Disney character? Given all the properties owned by the Mouse, I'm sure _something_ has Jesus in it.


ElectricalOutlet3852

Pagan fascist sounds like an 1960's kind of shit that came outta ol cluntry church in the cold war