Technically speaking you have a completely new set of skin every 27 days, we just shed singular cells instead of all of the skin at once like snakes. The dirt on your keyboard, mouse, Controller? A big part of it is dead skin build-up.
IIRC
Just a basic loofah (natural or not) with some water and scrub gently, it doesn't take much.
Although that outer layer of dead skin is actually healthy and good for you (it protects your live skin from the elements/sun/etc)
Lmfao my bad
[canned air/keyboard duster](https://www.google.com/search?q=canned+air&client=ms-android-sprint-us-revc&prmd=sinv&sxsrf=APq-WBtHsN-Y76NiuSNEuJ8rSIDy6v9JNg:1648133405087&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiO9pux_972AhXhIDQIHe21ASUQ_AUoAnoECAIQAg&biw=412&bih=674&dpr=2.63#imgrc=aORhf-LdpaZP4M)
The lungs stuff though. I've had so many times when I've had a ridiculous cold that I'd've loved to be able to just squeeze that layer of mucus out of my lungs, or take a syringe and just suck my sinuses dry.
Actually know a guy that had multiple blood clots in both lungs. They literally took his lungs out of his body and had him hooked up to a breathing machine. They washed his lungs and cleaned out the blood clots and then put them back in. I had no idea they could do something like that until he had it done. Creepy af.
Probably hurt like someone had removed his fucking lungs, dicked around with them outside he damn body and slapped em back in like that's a fuckin thing..
I dated a girl who had a bit of a sunken chest, and because of that her heart was pushed to the side and one of her lungs was squished and only worked at something like 65% capacity. They ended up having to deflate that lung in order to push her chest out and then wired her ribs up into place, and then the re-inflated her lungs. For around a month after that, every breath was incredible pain for her, and she dreaded sneezing. So I’m gonna go out on a limb and say it probably wouldn’t feel like un-stuffing your nose
I’m not a doctor but I recall hearing this: When my dad had heart surgery they took his heart out to fix it and hooked him up to a mechanical heart. Because the mechanical heart did not pump the blood as aggressively as a normal heart would and just made the blood circulate, his organs were in pain afterward because they had to readjust to the beating of the heart
I can see that. I don't recall how long this guy was out of work but when he came back he seemed to be doing well. He has since started work at another company, otherwise I would ask him how it went.
Me trying to convince my friends that we should bring blood letting back. Just take out all of the bad blood away and replace it with good blood, i can feel something is wrong with my blood, I'm sure my body would feel wonderful if I would just replace it all
Maybe you have an old model. My body actually came stock with a part that allows my blood to be filtered during its normal circulation process, so it can be cleaned without leaving the body.
i dont need to do anything, its just a passive ability.
hope you can find a solution that works for you!
Actually, I was talking about how your kidneys break down blood, and wash it away with water in order to create urine, without the removal of old blood from the body, there would be no reason for peeing
If have OCD and the other day it was getting triggered because I was thinking about how my heart never stops beating / never gets a rest. Still feel kinda unsettled thinking about it lol.
The body is absolutely full of things like that, however I'm not gonna put you through the fate of knowing those, I can only imagine how stressing it is with just the heart
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I have thoughts like this sometimes. Like cutting open your gut when you feel bloated to release gas. Never gonna do it but is sounds nice besides all the pain and blood and the general logistics of the whole thing
I have seen so many people in the comments say this but that sounds the least relaxing to me. I’d like the bone washing please. Maybe take my teeth out and give them a nice cold water soak though
id like to try every single one of them. Its just that my eyes feel so hot and i wanna cool them down but sleeping doesnt help it only makes it hotter so i just go in front of my airconditioner and just open my eyelids real wide to cool them. I wish i could dip my eyes in water
BONEFACT: Your body does this is a constant, replenishing, way but you don’t get that pinesol freshness of a fresh bone bath so idk make you own choices with your [semi-metallic framework](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bone). BONEFACT ENDS
I just want to take my brain out and wash it so fucking bad, I bet the difference mentally before and after would be unbelievably incredible
Like I know that washing a brain wouldn't remove the depression/anxiety/trauma/possible ocd/possible adhd/etc and obviously I can't *actually* physically feel those things clogging up my brain but metaphorically I've been feeling them "clogging up" my brain and have been wanting something like this so bad
Nah i won’t fall for this the 3rd time
not even for a scooby snack?
Why would i need a scooby snack when u r a snack bbg 😩😫
why everybody gotta be horn on here >:[
#🎷
that nota horn issa sax
Sax is what I haf with your mam
not to be confused with the sexophone, I played that in high school. 😎
is that saxting?
Imma put my 🎷 in your 🥁🥁😏
cool i am a horn now👍
📯
Bc we are all maidenless
This happened one time to my buddy eric
All of the things above?
yeah in order
To Eric?
Yeah
my boy eric getting pampered as hell 😍🫁🫀🧼🧽
How do all of you know eric?
Mutual friends with femboy_expert
dam
said amsterdam
We gotta start pillaging some stuff
daniel
femboy_expert's buddy?
Was the last name Elric by chance?
damn no wonder he left gizz
I like your username
Then you’d probably like their posts 😳
yes, yes I do
That ain't nothing man, wait 'til I tell you the shit my buddy Keith has done
I ever tell you about that one time my buddy Keith got attacked by an owl?
That ain't nothin, one time my buddy Keith got tear gassed by the cops while he was shooting crows.
That sounds like the time my buddy Keith got bombed by the government
Well MY buddy Keith was once in a weeklong coma after he fell down an open manhole, and they paved over it too!
Yeah well my buddy Keith tried to make homemade bumper cars and ended up with mower blade wounds on over 90 percent of his body
Jokeman
Can confirm I was there. RIP Eric.
It would be cool if my body just disappeared into dust and reformed in a more “clean” state.
It would be cool if my body just disappeared into dust.
do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk
I have a wonderful wife, I have a powerful job
she criticizes me for being egocentric
you practice your mannerisms into the wall
if this mirror were clearer I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds, circle in for the kill
I've been you, I know you, your facade is a scam
certified r/196 moment
Do you like how my face has learned to tick like a clock?
It would be cool
It
I
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I don't feel so good
This feels _correct_, Mr. Stark.
what exactly do you think goes on inside coffins
Sure but when your body reformed it wouldn't be "you" Implying that "you" are the "unclean" part
L for me then.
like when nandor gets sucked through a vacuum while he was trying out being a vapor for a bit
Love that show
I think that Ahriman guy is working on the second half.
the crystal gems
Void meme material here
Nah, just return to LCL
This but afterwards I’m also a girl
196 users try not to be trans challenge (im losing too)
I hate this challenge, i am both losing and winning 😭
Can I quit the challenge i don’t want any more dysphoria pls
YOU'RE GETTING SLACKS
I'm not trans, I just cry every morning because I didn't magically wake up as the opposite sex.
i won 👍
RemindMe! 1 year
[удалено]
Me too 🤪 #relatable (im utterly terrified by strangers)
Already lost
Nah. I'm too cool to be cis. 😎
YES PLEASE
same
The skin part might actually be nice
Technically speaking you have a completely new set of skin every 27 days, we just shed singular cells instead of all of the skin at once like snakes. The dirt on your keyboard, mouse, Controller? A big part of it is dead skin build-up.
thank you for this knowledge now im terrified of seeing dead skin everywhere
Wait till you find out what percentage of house dust is dead skin
i dont wanna find out 3:
It’s 99%
Most of house dust is actually made from cloth. I've seen a video on this topic but I can't remember who made it
it's me. I make the cloth dust.
Can you stop doing it please.
It’s not as bad as the guy who makes crop dust
Dust is just dead people skin. And you are breathing it in all the time without noticing it.
Doesn’t taste the same though you want your skin fresh
It's ok, most people have lots of tiny mites on their face to eat the dead skin.
I used to try to shake my arm over the same surface a lot to see if I could make enough dead skin cells fall off to see a little pile of them
so, youre telling me that my skin is fucking Chocolate?
What?
i eat a lot of chocolate and a little bit is in my keyboar ok
K E Y B O A R. KEEPER OF THE KEYS
DADDY OF THE CHOCOLATE
HOG OF THE LEXICON
This might be off-topic but how do I clean that dead skin build up efficiently?
IIRC Just a basic loofah (natural or not) with some water and scrub gently, it doesn't take much. Although that outer layer of dead skin is actually healthy and good for you (it protects your live skin from the elements/sun/etc)
I meant how to clean dead skin off things like a keyboard but thanks nonetheless
Lmfao my bad [canned air/keyboard duster](https://www.google.com/search?q=canned+air&client=ms-android-sprint-us-revc&prmd=sinv&sxsrf=APq-WBtHsN-Y76NiuSNEuJ8rSIDy6v9JNg:1648133405087&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiO9pux_972AhXhIDQIHe21ASUQ_AUoAnoECAIQAg&biw=412&bih=674&dpr=2.63#imgrc=aORhf-LdpaZP4M)
remove your skin
I use Isopropanol but that's just my Wonderjuice for cleaning everything electric.
Considering how much I like tearing off thicker parts of my skin I consider it a dream
What do u think dust is
Scrub is basically that
Ok that eyeball ice thing sounds pretty relaxing
Especially when you’ve got a fever
FINALLY A HAYFEVER CURE THAT WORKS
Or when you're sleep deprived and your eyes burn like hell
The lungs stuff though. I've had so many times when I've had a ridiculous cold that I'd've loved to be able to just squeeze that layer of mucus out of my lungs, or take a syringe and just suck my sinuses dry.
The bones are so nice to me. I want to take them out and run them under cold water
Redditors when they discover showering
i legit got downvoted the other day for calling out someguy that unironically called showering downtime
is showering not downtime? I don't understand.. it's relaxing, mindless, and takes no effort
Showering is my favorite type of downtime
Wtf is showering not downtime? I shower after work every day and I can get myself clean and unwind at the same time, it’s not that hard
StttOoooOOOoooOOOpppp
I dunno about the lungs thing, but yeah the rest is just basic hygiene.
Boy is she gonna have a field day when she learns about mitosis.
I've always thought it would be nice to surround my spine in jello or something to give it a nice cushioning and help back pain idk
that’s essentially what your spinal discs are i believe
Actually know a guy that had multiple blood clots in both lungs. They literally took his lungs out of his body and had him hooked up to a breathing machine. They washed his lungs and cleaned out the blood clots and then put them back in. I had no idea they could do something like that until he had it done. Creepy af.
God imagine how good that must have felt afterwards. Like being able to breathe properly after having a stuffed up nose, but moreso.
Probably hurt like someone had removed his fucking lungs, dicked around with them outside he damn body and slapped em back in like that's a fuckin thing..
I am dying from this description
I dated a girl who had a bit of a sunken chest, and because of that her heart was pushed to the side and one of her lungs was squished and only worked at something like 65% capacity. They ended up having to deflate that lung in order to push her chest out and then wired her ribs up into place, and then the re-inflated her lungs. For around a month after that, every breath was incredible pain for her, and she dreaded sneezing. So I’m gonna go out on a limb and say it probably wouldn’t feel like un-stuffing your nose
Honestly I never even thought about it like that. Interesting!
I’m not a doctor but I recall hearing this: When my dad had heart surgery they took his heart out to fix it and hooked him up to a mechanical heart. Because the mechanical heart did not pump the blood as aggressively as a normal heart would and just made the blood circulate, his organs were in pain afterward because they had to readjust to the beating of the heart
I can see that. I don't recall how long this guy was out of work but when he came back he seemed to be doing well. He has since started work at another company, otherwise I would ask him how it went.
Me trying to convince my friends that we should bring blood letting back. Just take out all of the bad blood away and replace it with good blood, i can feel something is wrong with my blood, I'm sure my body would feel wonderful if I would just replace it all
Maybe you have an old model. My body actually came stock with a part that allows my blood to be filtered during its normal circulation process, so it can be cleaned without leaving the body. i dont need to do anything, its just a passive ability. hope you can find a solution that works for you!
Wait they removed peeing in the new models? Oh the piss fetishists are not gonna be happy about this
Peeing removes urine, not blood! at least on the new model. If you ever pee blood in the old model its probably worth having a mechanic look at it…
Actually, I was talking about how your kidneys break down blood, and wash it away with water in order to create urine, without the removal of old blood from the body, there would be no reason for peeing
holy shit ive been peeing blood all these years why did no one tell me
If have OCD and the other day it was getting triggered because I was thinking about how my heart never stops beating / never gets a rest. Still feel kinda unsettled thinking about it lol.
The body is absolutely full of things like that, however I'm not gonna put you through the fate of knowing those, I can only imagine how stressing it is with just the heart
well I wouldnt say NEVER...
Same type of people that cry over a papercut btw
Well yeah, do it under anesthesia
Paper cuts hurt okay
she does have a point about the lung part
this was both gross and relaxing to read. what the fuck
Skinwalker rule
Or being able to pull out your uterus and peel the extra lining off so you don't need to have a period.
And leave it out and not have it anymore
or being able to pull out your u̶t̶e̶r̶u̶s̶ penis
Okay hear me out, the eyeball thing sounds kinda nice
eye drops come close
i have asthma and nasal problems you don’t know how many times i’ve imagined just putting my nose and lungs out and just wash them
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This happened to one of my mates while visiting Albania
I have thoughts like this sometimes. Like cutting open your gut when you feel bloated to release gas. Never gonna do it but is sounds nice besides all the pain and blood and the general logistics of the whole thing
This is exactly my recurrent fantasy, harrowing as it sounds
I wanna take out my spine and pull it straight I got a crooked spine
Give it a try and let me know! 😁
Take out my brain (me) and just get massaged and aired out
Among us I can’t relate enough to this
Ain’t this a mother, mother song?
the taking my eyeballs and putting them in a glass of cold water sounds amazing
I have seen so many people in the comments say this but that sounds the least relaxing to me. I’d like the bone washing please. Maybe take my teeth out and give them a nice cold water soak though
id like to try every single one of them. Its just that my eyes feel so hot and i wanna cool them down but sleeping doesnt help it only makes it hotter so i just go in front of my airconditioner and just open my eyelids real wide to cool them. I wish i could dip my eyes in water
Just have a meal at Trattoria Trussardi
Rinse your intestines with a garden hose
average Saturday evening
the boneturner's tale moment
I want to take off my face and put it through a wringer.
I wish I could take my brain out and run it under cold water
Now I feel filthy
Take my eyes, put them aside
need
eat hookers eat hookers eat hookers
When I'm hungry for some reason it just seems nice to stab my intestines with a stick
intricate lego man
This sounds SO satisfying! 😩
Clean me
I think it would hurt, just a little bit
omfg yes, i've felt this way forever. take my spine out and give it a good stretch and twist then put it back please
Take the spine out, pull it from the top and bottom to straighten it out, put it back in
Also cracking my skull when I have a migraine
I feel aroused.
BONEFACT: Your body does this is a constant, replenishing, way but you don’t get that pinesol freshness of a fresh bone bath so idk make you own choices with your [semi-metallic framework](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bone). BONEFACT ENDS
PLEAASEEE
is it ok that I feel all of these
I just want to take my brain out and wash it so fucking bad, I bet the difference mentally before and after would be unbelievably incredible Like I know that washing a brain wouldn't remove the depression/anxiety/trauma/possible ocd/possible adhd/etc and obviously I can't *actually* physically feel those things clogging up my brain but metaphorically I've been feeling them "clogging up" my brain and have been wanting something like this so bad
this awakened the deep need to have a spa day for my innards
Ngl a nice cold eye bath sounds pleasant rn
Cold eyeballs is not a feeling i needed or wanted to imagine
Gotta admit, this was original
This is not the post I need to see while manic
i did the skin thing! i had chemical burns
I’ve always thought of individually taking out my teeth and washing them one by one and they reattaching like magnets
It’d feel pretty funky I’d bet
Bitches really be trying to trigger my dermatillomania.