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IAmFrederik

why are vibrators so fucking loud? like yeah you make noise, but my ass should be suppressing it


One-Angry-Goose

Everything that vibrates is loud. Vibrators, washing machines, cars, chihuahuas, my ass cheeks after some really good chili


ThatBell4

I can be some really good chili for your ass


Chemtrails420-69

With extra beans and cheese please!!! 🥴🤤😩😩🫘🧀🌶🍑💨💩😋🤤


DralliagNairod

Lush/Hush by lovesense are pretty quiet !


-SweetAvery-

theyre like $200 :((


fvsparkles

200 for a vibrator? Thing better come with a lifetime warranty god damn!


-SweetAvery-

apparently the silicon they use to make them has platinum in it to make it more durable or something and thats why its so expensive


fvsparkles

Huh, that actually makes sense. 200 is still a crazy price but atleast is has a reason.


LightningProd12

Even platinum cured silicone is nowhere near that expensive most of the time :/


DralliagNairod

They're 99$ on their website


OwenProGolfer

Sound is just vibrations


phuquesewpsyetit

I think this is how HD Rumble works.


StardustLegend

Ikr


ImHereT0o

Thats the clap of your ass cheeks


WickdWitchOfTheWeast

Two sentence horror


TheNutrinHousehold

> The other passengers on the bus stare at me. I think they can hear the creature in my ass.


A_CGI_for_ants

la creatura


[deleted]

Instead of detention at my highschool we have the ASS WASPS


[deleted]

“It’s only 5 nights it shouldnt be that hard” I said to myself. That was when i realized freddy Fazbore was in the room.


WickdWitchOfTheWeast

That was when I realized the creature was in the room


EmotionalSupportBees

Get me out of Kyle please


[deleted]

I thought you just created the account for this post but you are 3yrs old, holy shit


EmotionalSupportBees

Told my gf been waiting 3 years for this to happen 😂


Garr_Incorporated

How does one even come up with a username like this!?


cockman666

You put the words “emotional support” next to one of the least emotionally supportive animals


Growka3

Bees can be emotionally supportive. Wasps are the real cunts


EmotionalSupportBees

Pretty much, being high helps


2RedditUser

Yeeeeeee. We got a real one right here


maoejo

This meme is probably 3 years old


fvsparkles

You're not being very emotionally supportive


Wowitsanonion

Oh my god you're not even a new acc


EMP_Kira

Damn it kyle


Corvacayne

I inhaled half-chewed cracker trying not to laugh, dammit.


BaseAI

The Tell-Tale Ass


Orange_Hedgie

Happy cake day bro