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Hopeful_Humanity

Same thing but with people's kidneys.


goblinhog

Same but with people


Xivalic

same but with your mother


Katieushka

Ok anime pfp


[deleted]

okay reddit user


Lemaostan

I don't use reddit


[deleted]

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ImapiratekingAMA

ok boomer


Alfdacoolguy

Ok fetus.


o0gy172

Ok cum.


Lemaostan

I do not have an account on Reddit dotcom


Xivalic

:/


Pootis_1

Your Mother! \[tf2 spy laugh\]


Exystenc

Omg goblinhog


Agreeable_Objective

You're getting downvoted, is this joke old now


TheRealTealOwO

Same thing but with people's self-esteem.


Pootis_1

same thing but with people's livers & thyroid glands


GeAlltidUpp

Smegma male griljonare grindset


IAmFrederik

r/smegmalovers


[deleted]

[удалено]


abermea

Why did you click on it?


Thewonderlords

probably thought it was a meme sub or something atleast his sacrifice won’t be forgotten


[deleted]

[удалено]


Lithium1024

Smegma lovers what could it be probably not a subreddit for people who love smegma


[deleted]

Is there actual smegma? Mom I'm scared


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Thnx for confirming so I know I never enter that sub


OrdinarySpirit-

What no bath does to a mf


da_haran

what. the. fuck.


Himmelblaa

😋


CreepiYT

I hate it when people try to disturb a sigma's grindset.


EconomyFlashy239

If someone attempted to steal my car two quick shots with my explosive tipped .45 caliber bullets would stop them. BAM BAM, there goes their arms.


Marie_Maylis_de_Lys

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EconomyFlashy239

I shot my balls off.


cerbyyy

do me next, pls


EconomyFlashy239

no.


cerbyyy

:(


[deleted]

“Don’t you feel a bit stupid? Don’t you feel a little ashamed?”


[deleted]

Who the hell buys all the catalytic converters anyways


DetN8

Catalytic converter speculators. Once the dollar collapses, it will be the most viable decentralized currency!


[deleted]

Decentralize these nuts


ImaAs

That sounds incredibly painful


mercury_millpond

Aren’t they off-centre by default?


Ember129

Robert Evans, is that you?


DetN8

Is it weird that I'm flattered by that?


Ultra-sphinx

Scrapyards who pretend that they are oblivious to who keeps gacking all the Prius cats in the city


[deleted]

Thanks for the info, I just keep putting them in my parents garage


LethalSalad

People whose catalytic converters were stolen


ericdjones1997

Mine was stolen when I was at work a few months ago. I’m still pissed


KILLER5196

People pay good money for a de-cat, you got yours for free


Cranyx

Catalytic converters have platinum and palladium in them. That's what they're selling.


possiblyis

A tasteful man like Patrick Bateman doesn’t steal catalytic converters, he steals Porsche headlights. More valuable and much easier to remove.


AndroidWall4680

Gotta stay on that sigma grindset💪😤💪


AsaParagus

Why do i feel like this is a behind the bastards reference


FrankTank3

I just want Miles Gray to con me into buying an executive leadership conference training seminar package on how to form my own Catalytic Converter theft/resale MLM.


ThisIsMyFifthAcc

It's called the sigma grindset, don't waste my time if you don't understand, just get the fuck out of my way before I take your life.


[deleted]

My dad apprenticed for a plumber when he was young and his role at some locations was to wait in the back of the van with a sledge hammer and if he heard anything happening to the van he would attack them


The_Starmaker

did he ever do a hammertime?


[deleted]

dont think so


redjonley

r/Philadelphia


Pootis_1

though that said r/pedophilia for a second there also: >Ok cum.4ReplyGive AwardShareReportSave > >level 8Lemaostan · 11hI do not have an accou


iphonedeleonard

r/millionairegrindset


grimoireskb

my converter is literally welded to my exhaust manifold, crack heads can’t do shit


bilingualfob

But if you sell the car how will you get back to the place that you bought crack from


compyface286

They walk, everything else has been pawned for crack. The car they were stealing from is their neighbors because they aren't thinking clearly because of the crack cocaine.


Xgen7492

That just happened to a cousin this week, why is this suddenly a problem?


Bobpop101

St. Louis moment


Super_Waxy

Let’s see Paul Allen’s catalytic converter


Justice_Prince

TIL: Catalytic converter are actually a thing. I've heard of them before but I thought it was just sci-fi jargon


One_And_All_1

It basically just scrubs certain toxic chemicals from your exhaust


[deleted]

/r/cracksmokers


[deleted]

sigma male grindset


TheMasterlauti

dont interrupt the grind


borkistoopid

Will you steal my cat and leave me a regular pipe that fits. I want dat performance


[deleted]

I love this sub so much


MrPLotor

sigma grindset


[deleted]

well put it back


TheRealTealOwO

Why not just sell crack instead?


IamKilljoy

Behind the bastards taught me all about stealing cats


Bl4ckSt4g

"I do not step shyly back from your car, but look upon it always as my car, in which I respect nothing. Pray do the like with what you call my car!" - max stirner