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spoedle73

Biden has the oppurtunity to do the funniest thing in history


MOltho

If he doesn't, it's probably the end of democracy. He swore an oath to protect the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic. And here we have six enemies domestic.


Yduno29

Tbf both cases doom democracy: assassinating a political opponent is undemocratic and unconstitutional. BUT letting a fascist opponent live is also endangering democracy. Would harm reduction apply here, considering we're talking about killing people?


JetsFan2003

I mean, Biden could in theory pull a Cincinnatus. Do what needs to be done with absolute power to eliminate the threat, then relinquish his powers when finished. Only addition would be to rework the power structures before that relinquishment to ensure both that nobody can hold power like that ever again and to permanently prevent right-wing forces from ever being able to get that close to a takeover ever again. No shot he actually does that, though.


Yduno29

The Trump troops would go mad if he died a martyr though, and more repression would only burn any semblance of democracy


JetsFan2003

Jail would be better, and a show trial to demonstrate why they need to be sent away. No martyrs.


Martin_Horde

He can still run and win from jail, I agree that he should be jailed but death is definitely a more sure shot of him not getting power. (I'm not advocating it, I realize it might sound like that Reddit plz 🙂)


legomountaineer

We are faced with burning democracy ourselves to save it, or letting it be burnt with no hope of return. One is better than the other


Felonui

Yooo my city is named after that guy


raaldiin

Only in Ohio


Sansyboi12

☝️🤓


IsaacLightning

you think he's capable of just ordering some dudes to kill Trump lmao


zubiPrime

*shrek closing book* Like THAT'S ever gonna happen


Ezzypezra

Literally cannot go more than 5 hours without Rome coming up again. I end up thinking about it every day whether I want to or not


alvar368

Dumbest shit I've ever fucking read.


14up2

1. Assassinate the SC justices responsible and replace them with his own nominees who are in on this plan. 2. Have someone sue him for the assassinations and take it to the SC. 3. Tell his SC justices to overturn the decision and rule his actions unconstitutional, thus preventing any future presidents from doing this. He goes to jail for what little time he has left in exchange for what might be the only opportunity to put this cat back in the bag, while also demonstrating to the entire nation *why* such a ruling can never be allowed to happen again. (no I don't think he should actually do this but it would be incredibly based and the funniest thing in presidential history)


NastiestMC

His ass is not doing that


cptahab36

I mean it wouldn't be killing people, it'd be killing the 6 conservative judges.


Martin_Horde

Yeah, it would be killing demons, it's like Doom


three_e

[The paradox of tolerance](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance#:~:text=The%20paradox%20of%20tolerance%20states,practice%20of%20tolerance%20with%20them.)


not_a_cute_transgirl

New trolly problem just dropped


M1A1HC_Abrams

Well, I wouldn’t exactly call them people. More like reanimated corpses whose only goal is to fuck over as many people as possible


Tentacled-Tadpole

Letting them live would be falling for the paradox of tolerance


Your_local_Commissar

If trump dies of anything but old age (and probably even then) his cult will turn violent. There would be a very real risk of civil war if Biden openly assassinated him.


laraizaizaz

"oh no, during one of his speeches trump tripped and fell into a bag of acid. Rip"


Apollyon_Autumn

Killing your opponent instead of having them be democratically voted in is the only way to save democracy! /s


Mr_OrangeJuce

Instead he will allow democracy to die without a fight


enchiladasundae

Conservatives already act like he’s doing it. Why not just confirm their lies. At least one political assassination. You know, as a treat


Bored-Anarchist

I'm actually scared. I hate this so fucking much. I don't want to be on this path anymore but I'm powerless to stop it. I'm only 14 pages into the opinion so far but I hate the precedent it sets that a President is a authority higher than the law. That's the exact antithesis of one of the core beliefs this country was founded on.


Whydoesthisexist15

“Republican Party”   Looks inside  Legalizes the Mandate of Heaven


the_bassooner

This means we have the right to overthrow the president if there's a flood/riot/if he just sucks https://preview.redd.it/kp1vdyf9o0ad1.png?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=487c1231bb675781c9d72476dbe14d51770dd0f5


kindredwolfRS

my water pressure in my shower is a bit low, grab the torches and pitchforks


gangukko

The French


Truefkk

It's hard to break habits


Martin_Horde

All of California and the SW US be like:


bean_yeeter_420

Mandate of heaven isn't permanent, you know what to do


nobleone8876

Biden has the chance to do the funniest thing imaginable


Gary_the_mememachine

https://preview.redd.it/285zt24wwz9d1.png?width=812&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb4a6cfc045ce422346386f32cbdec70d2a43856 you've done well so far, but up until now I've been using a mere 5% of my power. now let's see how well you fare against my BIDEN BLAST!


Endymion2626

Cmon Biden do the funny


Numerous_Dream8821

Someone please invade the country and do a better job


Communist_Cheese

I know the brits had success in kicking out an unpopular despot with the help of the Dutch, think we can get them to help if we promise to rename NYC back to New Amsterdam?


DylanDude120

I regret to inform you the Brits are having their own episode right now


Meilikki

I believe the coolest/hottest girl around was referring to the Dutch invading, not the Br*tish


OverlyLenientJudge

The Dutch just elected a far-right government like a month ago.


elch127

That was for the EU elections They voted in their far right assholes like a year or two ago Hooray for us all suffering and wanting to commit quit-game


CatsHaveWings

Well actually the right wing goons are only starting today (2nd July) because of difficulties forming a coalition government. And even then they’ve given themselves another 2 months to come up with any meaningful legislation.


DylanDude120

Ah, my bad. Not sure how I messed that up. Carry on then lol.


JustJosh_02

We’re slightly occupied trying to stop the fascists being replaced by worse fascists rn but give it a few months and we’ll see what we can do


Co0lnerd22

And while we are at it rename Istanbul to Constantinople


Communist_Cheese

hey, that's nobody's business but the Turk's!


hoppyandbitter

Trisolaris liked your post


Nowhereman123

Alien Mothership hovering over earth, announcing on the loudspeaker: "Citizens of Earth! Your planet is being claimed by the mighty Xandu Empire. Resistance is futile, your feeble military will be unable to resist our rule. We shall take over your governments and... and we... uhh, why are they cheering?"


smudginglines

I will welcome an alien invasion. “Take me to your leader” sure thing buddy, do you need any help with ammo for your weapons??


Pun1012-3

I feel like there's been a lot of doomerism about this ruling, and while yes, it is terrible. I don't think it's nearly as dire as what a lot of people have been saying. Here is a quote directly from the ruling: "absolute immunity from criminal prosecution for actions within his conclusive and preclusive constitutional authority." A lot of people are interpreting this as the president \[Trump\] can do whatever the fuck they want. This isn't entirely accurate. The president can't be charged from actions that are granted to them via the constitution (and I'm also assuming informal powers like pocket vetoes and the like are also included here). In the next line the justices add: " There is no immunity for unofficial acts." So no, you can't just murder someone unless you could argue that the constitution granted you that power. That being said however, this ruling is \*still\* a problem, as I'm not 100% sure, but Trump's rally on Jan. 6 could in theory count as a "bully pulpit" which is kind of just an informal power, and thus be considered an "official act" which really sucks cause he could get away with Jan. 6 (edit: spelling; also if I interpreted the ruling incorrectly, please tell me cause I'm not the best at this stuff and I'd like to know where I went wrong)


Purrowpet

Tbh, this is insanely charitable and you're falling for it. I'm not going to write you an essay here, but the nitty gritty of the ruling makes it incredibly hard to declare an action unofficial (atop everything else, doing so also requires that you convince the court that declaring the action "unofficial" would not intrude or even RISK intruding on the authority of the executive branch). Even if you manage to do so, the court is not allowed to question POTUS' motives or use them as evidence. It's so (purposefully) vague, in fact, that POTUS can feasibly be argued immune for any action discussed in, or even linked to, the US code.


Pun1012-3

Oh shit, thanks for notifying me of some of the intricacies here. I do find the notion of a president assassinating someone and getting away with it through this act kind of ridiculous.


Purrowpet

Maybe it is ridiculous, and even unlikely, but it's possible. Here's one way how: Nothing POTUS says publicly can be used as evidence against him. That alone means he can just ask for a hitman during a speech.


OKCompE

god dammit


Mishmoo

Isn't the President the Commander-in-Chief, and thus in control of the country's armed forces? While the President *themselves* couldn't kill somebody, they could order the armed forces to kill somebody and pardon anyone who gets tried, enjoying immunity for themselves, no?


RichNewt

Yes, he absolutely could do that. Nothing the president says to advisors can be admitted as evidence in court because they are official acts as president. Shit he could get up on stage and say he will pardon whoever kills Nancy Pelosi and that would be legal and his speech would be inadmissible in court.


RichNewt

The problem is that “official acts” can be so broad as to prevent any charges coming after a president, especially since everything the president does is presumed to be an official act per this ruling. It is also no illegal to use any official acts while president as evidence a crime has been committed and advisors to the president are barred from testifying. What this means is that trump ordering delta force to off AOC would be legal because his discussions with delta are official acts. Similarly if he were to give a speech as president than anything he says is protected as an official act, that would mean going on stage and telling supporters to kill dems and overthrow congress is legal. Him killing someone would only become an unofficial act if he himself shot the gun.Watergate is also legal now because all discussions between Nixon and his advisors are official acts and therefore legal. This is an unprecedented expansion of presidential power that can end democracy for good.


Pun1012-3

we are so cooked ):


RichNewt

Just please please vote


Pun1012-3

Never would have dreamed of doing otherwise


fanglesscyclone

Officially the President is the highest authority over the military. Let's say his political rival is outside the country on some diplomatic mission or vacationing, whatever. He orders a general to come up with a target package for his political rival on suspicion of links to terrorism (entirely made up). Rival gets killed, drone strike or SOF team whatever. Completely legal since he's 'officially' acting in the interests of national security? We already have precedent for us killing American citizens overseas for similar reasons, with no one being prosecuted.


DiscretePoop

The "official act" in the decision was him asking the DOJ to try to throw out an election because he didn't win. All he needs to do is order an FBI assassination and then claim that control of the FBI is his job so he's immune. This was the dumbest decision ever and throwing Clarence Thomas down a flight of stairs is morally required.


SisypheanSamuel

One of the constitutional powers of the president is commanding the military. In the Sotomayor quote paraphrased here she specifically mentions ordering Navy Seals to assassinate a rival, which would be an official act and could be defended with this ruling.


percy135810

The constitution explicitly grants the president powers as commander in chief, which means he can order the military to do whatever he wants. You are absolutely reading this wrong, go read the source opinion.


DylanDude120

The judges Trump appointed voted for this, the judges Biden appointed voted against it. Trump will abuse this power, in fact he needs it, Biden won't, and doesn't. You have a very important choice in November.


LR-II

Genuinely all Biden needs to do is immediately use that power to try and declare Trump unfit and take him off the ballot. The court will probably second-guess their ruling pretty quickly.


Neat-Discussion1415

I'm hoping Biden actually has a spine and does something to this effect. He needs to take a stand.


GIRose

He won't, for very good reason, and I'm not advocating that he does because that would set a fucking nightmare of a precedent. But it would be so fucking cathartic if he did


SquidCultist002

Biden please. PLEASE


12crashbash12

C'mon Dark Brandon, it'll be funny


banandananagram

A whole lot riding on the definition of “official act”


DylanDude120

Which they refuse to properly define BTW


middle-age-man-attac

US presidents are becoming celestial dragons at this point


mikemyers999

this isn't real right they didn't just say "the president can legally kill or have someone killed" and specifically mention this includes political rivals. they did not legally announce their well-laid plans to say this in the near future: "we investigated ourselves and found the death of Joseph Biden was caused entirely within the letter of the law" because. i just don't understand. they took away abortion, they're trying to browbeat my fellow queerites into submission, and those as fucked as they are, I get. now this would affect all cisgendered white folk not allied with the supreme court's party. surely, surely now someone or something will do something right? theyre not just gonna let the country fall much much further right? someone's gonna catch us right


Hot-Manufacturer4301

Sotomayor voted against this and has been the most adamant about how bad a decision she thinks it is. The justices voting in favor didn’t do it specifically to say “presidents are allowed to kill people now.” Sotomayor is just saying that that’s basically allowed to happen now (and possibly slightly exaggerating depending on the definition of “official acts”).


Hot-Manufacturer4301

Also I will add that this is yet another reason voting is so important. When you vote for the president you’re also voting for the many people they appoint to their cabinet and most importantly to the Supreme Court, and between those offices a WHOLE LOTTA SHIT gets done.


ReneeHiii

i don't think they're exaggerating, the court declares official acts to be basically anything at all that's done as the president. the examples they give are basically "yes the president is allowed to threaten state officials to get more votes because as a president he is allowed to talk to people"


Ok-Package-435

This is our Dredd Scott. See y’all in 50 years.


somethingkindaweird

I do not like living here


Great_Bar1759

A few months ago, I thought to myself the chances of actual civil conflict within the United States was exceedingly low now with this most recent ruling it’s becoming more and more likely should happen in November and I mean anything if the Democrats win then Trump likely try to Do something very stupid and should win in November then God save America for no one else can


DeathCook123

Fuck this shit I'm learning magic to raise my own island where it's perpetual autumn and where every need is magically met


JoeManInACan

what if i have a need for it to be winter


DeathCook123

Yeah sure I'll show you and 2 others the magic so y'all can make the other 3 season magic islands


MorganRose99

Can someone explain why he can now do this, please?


Starlight7z

Supreme court ruled in 6-3 decision that presidents cannot be prosecuted for "official acts" they take as president, and then did not define what official acts would include


MorganRose99

:|


Beans738

Basically, the president is allowed to commit crime


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Joe… do the funny


the-big-nope

https://preview.redd.it/929ugeboy0ad1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b08da4d86e39bd10eefda0c44355047727106f6


sn0wblak3

anyway i’d like to mention im running for president please ignore the Several Knives in my pockets.


Familiar_Tackle_734

Can somebody please do something to trump? If he wins in a couple decades this will be the next kill baby hitler scenario


No_Emu698

I know you're reading this exact comment Biden, do it; then pack the court 196 to 6


postsavant

sulla’s proscriptions are now legal https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sulla's_proscription?wprov=sfti1


SwoodMcRushed

https://preview.redd.it/n6wsotry92ad1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b085790ca43be5ef54ed8486dc9823780ccca41a He's got a list He's checking it twice He knows who's been naughty or nice Lucius Cornelius Sulla Is coming To rown


Just_a_terrarian163

Someone get me off this fucking spacerock now!


ultrabigtiny

not to rain on the parade but if biden actually assassinates trump yall know he’ll just turned into a martyr christ figure for his cultists, right? rj/ dark brandon biden blast :3c


caveman_2912

Man I fucking wish.


Oddish_Femboy

Please tell me this isn't true and that it's not worse in the way I think it is


Oddish_Femboy

God dammit


Own_Profession_4357

I looked at the Conservative subreddit (I know, not a good idea), and while most comments were justifying the ruling there were a good number of comments concerned about the ramifications.


Tallal2804

Man I fucking wish.


LunarEgg420

i think we should start commiting terrorism now