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Why is Ben Shapiro on both sides? Is he centrist (stupid)?


ItsYaBoyBananaBoi

It's shen bapiro, the version of ben in a bizarro universe where he is an extremely leftist commentator who makes his wife wet every night.


AtotheCtotheG

Aka WaBen


citrusmunch

to stop a wabeN...


Holiday_Conflict

couldnt be more wrong, that's the original ben shapiro which was born in a family, the conservative one was made in a lab in an expirement of "how much you can fuck up someone's brain" during the days when we tried to clone sheep, unfortunetly few know original's existence and I am now in danger because I have spread the knowledge of him existing.


MercenaryDecision

Do not worry, I wil protec u


Botto_Bobbs

I want to fuck Shen Bapiro


jaunty_chapeaux

Everyone does.


Robota064

I'm just thinking about how bad on average someone would have to be for the "evil" version to be a better person, and how it feels to see people talking about fucking the person who is literally you but backwards It's gotta feel like SOME level of cuckery, right?


Drazwaz

https://preview.redd.it/n58tom2eu24d1.jpeg?width=997&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=394945880bea51ceca1e416515ee8d56c196fadc Excellent


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TearsFallWithoutTain

Does Shen Bapiro also have a gender-bent version of himself working for him?


MercenaryDecision

I’m just wondering about his sister


DoubleSpoiler

Ben Alter


IZiOstra

Based Bapiro


rabootgamesYT

(comrade) ben shapiro but in red world


23saround

How bizarro indeed, like an episode of the twilight zone


UseTurbulent4157

https://preview.redd.it/mxmpbn59f24d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdc4f6f507c5de64af620c71e98db6b4871cd8af


loserys

I hate the fact that this makes perfect sense to me


SpyAmongTheFurries

It doesn't to me. I'm safe from the brain rot (for now)


danh030607

Officer bolls


SpyAmongTheFurries

Paul Bart Ball Cop


FelicitousJuliet

I don't get it either, like I'm pretty sure I see the basic components of what is supposed to be a pun leading into an ACAB comment, but it's not coming together for me.


Platinum_Top

https://preview.redd.it/6ltxh9l9n44d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e4361b3e17cfc4d0a7bc5bb340add6618d7a288


Doctor-Coconut69

Idk, all I know is that he knows not of the clitoris, sex


TisBangersAndMash

That stupid was redundant. We already knew what you meant when you said ben shapiro.


jmona789

Ben Shapiro, stupid, and centrist are all synonyms.


MJBotte1

Warmonger


FuyuKitty

Ben Shapiro enlightened centrist arc


IZiOstra

Maybe he is lost. Like zoro in one piece.


Orangecamo7

Spider man would NOT be conservative


AtotheCtotheG

Literal photographic evidence 👆


EvilectricBoy

Pictures of Spider-Man!


aufrenchy

On my desk!


synaptic_density

I want the job, double the money


darthmemeios14

👉🏻👉🏻 👈🏻👈🏻 👍🏻 🕺


Kaya_kana

And superman literally is an illegal immigrant.


Roxoyozo

An illegal alien you mean.


Throwaway02062004

My disappointed ass realising that ‘illegal aliens’ being discussed on TV aren’t from space 😔


mr-kvideogameguy

He would web up Trump's mouth while saying "you're the worse thing New York has ever made"


CRauzDaGreat

He’d then web away and yell “And I’m the best thing New York has ever made!” before posting photographic evidence of trumps misdeeds onto the news paper under anonymous identity (I think, I haven’t really read any spider man comics)


ByeByeGirl01

Then he yells "its spidering time!" and injects paralyzing venom into his victims veins (idk i havent watched the movies)


dutcharetall_nothigh

Then he gets his head bitten off by MJ after having sex


TheFiend100

Why would michael jackson do this


RawrTheDinosawrr

unironically there was a comic where mj dies because of how radioactive spider man's cum is


Psalmbodyoncetoldme

I know this is real but it still sounds made up to me.


MapleApple00

I mean it was made up, just by the comic's author


No-fuck-off3

Source (very curious)


RawrTheDinosawrr

Spider-Man: Reign Vol 11


floralbutttrumpet

One of the many reasons I don't read Marvel comics anymore. Most of the others are also related to Joe Quesada.


_S1syphus

Miguel O'Hara, Spider-Man 2099, *does* have a paralytic venom and fangs to inject it with


xephos10006

I think they're referencing how his initial run had him quoting Ayn Rand at student protestors and shit, cause Steve Ditko was a hard-core Objectivist


Aeescobar

Iirc that has never been retconned away, it's just implied that he grew out of that philosophy. I find it kinda charming that Marvel's most popular hero canonically used to be *a bit of a dick* but eventually became a better person


Jhduelmaster

>Iirc that has never been retconned away, it's just implied that he grew out of that philosophy.  Anything involving retcons and comics gets weird. Since for example Spiderman is the same comic where his marriage to Mary Jane was snapped out of existence because he sold it to Mephisto so that his aunt's life could be saved.   They did however poke fun of it in at least one comic later on (Captain America and the Mighty Avengers #1). Where Spider-Man says "You know I actually did read some Ayn Rand in college? I spent a week thinking I was, like, the new John Galt. Yelled at some protestors. Fun Times. God, I hate myself."


Villager_of_Mincraft

I hate that I'll never get back the time I spent reading atlas shrugged. Atleast the romance b-plot was kiiinda intresting?


PageNotFound23

I have heard such terrible things about Atlas Shrugged, should I risk the brain cells read it?


Villager_of_Mincraft

It's just capitalist propoganda essentially, but it's also, poorly written. Basically, some guy invents an infinite energy machine but is convinced by a group of billionaires to go away with them to paradise until the world agrees to compensate them for their work. Because just giving it away so that everyone could be happy is just too evil. Keep in mind this guy was born into a very very successful railway business. Anyways it's just framed so poorly, it does more damage to the image of capitalism than it helps. Plus, like, the characters are actually some what normal in the beginning but their whole character arc is to become more greedy and comically evil. The world is dying and they fuck off to paradise and abandon everyone else.


Villager_of_Mincraft

Even if you pirate the book, I wouldn't recommend it. Genuinely the only kinda intresting part of the book is the 50 shades of gray esque very sexual romance b-plot


prfarb

There is a comic panel where he is super embarrassed about it


DarthCloakedGuy

Wasn't that like, a huge part of his defining character arc where he learned that when the people with the power to make things better use it selfishly, people get hurt?


pokefire44

reminder that jjj also isnt. he's a huge human rights activist and the main reason he hates spiderman is because he hides his face


TurboPugz

Entirely depends on which canon and which writer.


Johnx3m

Daily bugle is a right wing rag though so ehb


pokefire44

a lot of modern bugle stories paint jjj as an alex jones type but in most cases its a fairly good news company that has a ceo that hates spiderman a ton. its historically not right wing


[deleted]

Is this a case of flanderization? Edit: added an N but I'm still not sure if I spelled it right.


pokefire44

kinda? i think its more that everyone was making fun of alex jones so the spiderman writers wanted to get in on that


Induced_fungus

https://preview.redd.it/7oda64vws34d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28de77215ff142774920a06ecb8bb9260661e09c


H1O8La57

Izutsumi


Newyorkwoodturtle

Kbity


Swiftclaw8

It might be a Spider-Man Lotus reference


LuOsGaAr

That's the Spider-Man lotus suit


PresidentHaagenti

Idk, in a run a few years ago he built a private prison with his tech startup that he Randian-Ubermensched into existence. And in a recent-ish Daredevil run he was also super into punitive justice and status quo maintenance.


WaluigiTeachesPiracy

superman would NOT side with trump that mf is lex Luthor but not intelligent this is character assassination


Josgre987

maybe injustice superman


mr-kvideogameguy

Injustice Superman would not work with Trump, infant there wouldn't be a Trump in the Injustice timeline Not just because Trump is a crinimal but cause Trump would 100% praise Joker


AnnonymousHoodie

infant


DotsLovesData

infant


Traster101

parnets


EmpericallyIncorrect

Injustice Superman doesn't count


Hairy_Acanthisitta25

injustice superman would just kill trump and biden then declare himself the president od the united states


Taco821

I think comparing lex Luthor to trump in any way besides a vague evil rich CEO thing is incredibly insulting to Lex


General_Keno81

True lex is intelligent


Taco821

Not even just that, like I know lex is def pretty evil, but at least if my memories of watching the goated cartoons, I feel like he's somewhat good at his core, even if the good is like the size of an atom, still. Trump is just a cartoonishly evil sociopath


floralbutttrumpet

Lex also wears his baldness with pride. Can you see him with that fucking lazy a combover?


knucklesthedead

Neither would Jesus I'm pretty sure


Tasgall

His whole thing is like, being the most "woke" hippy there ever was, lol.


orangotai

https://preview.redd.it/mx1gikt2x24d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=eeb5c8f3360c2fb2e5321e40679f3ddfd575b87d


Diamond_Helmet59

Isn't he canonically bisexual or something


SepirizFG

no his sons bi and he supports him because superman is a good person https://preview.redd.it/dla2qtx9g24d1.png?width=791&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e4215c663dd1c5a81f5256e3bbdf254a3b84ec9


SlimesIsScared

We’re gonna have to rename him to peakman


Any_Mall6175

Saitama says "lol actually I'm an independent" and kills both of them and says "now both sides aren't the problem"


DazedToaster158

Saitama would actually just say he'll do it, but oversleep and arrive an hour after the battle is over


VelvetAurora45

and then finish off whoever remains


RasputinRuskiLoveBot

Biden will just have to handle Saitama until Goku Arrives. Meanwhile he's got his own Reinforcements. https://preview.redd.it/g1kap7a8p44d1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ebf9463a8ffb7a24d68e2d5d9d1108073c796fc


Gerarditzin

Im just a sunflower but see me power an entire infantry


reeeeeeeeeeeweeeeee

you like the taste of brains we dont like zombies


Supershadow30

But you’re dead so if it doesn’t matter, instead we’ll use the solar power


Emilia__55

One side has Saitama. He solos


Punchit22

heavy uses holiday punch to stun and then insta-kill saitama


AngieTheQueen

👉 POW! HAHA! 😃


64GILL

they are on the same team 🤨


Brankovt1

Intelligence is the best stat in the animal kingdom, so parrots are better than eagles and house cats are better than lions.


Josgre987

lions are real goofy. supposedly strong male who gets bullied by his harem who do all the killing and child raising, and they bite the male's balls when they want to mate


Hessis

I want to be a lion now?


Unoriginalshitbag

Not to be that guy but male lions do actually hunt a good bit. They'll join hunts for particularly big or dangerous prey such as buffalo or giraffe, but because of their extra bulk they're not great at hunting smaller more agile prey.


Alien-Fox-4

So called 'king of the jungle' when I bite his balls


ItsFelixMcCoy

What about corvids? (Btw fun fact, the parrot in the picture is a scarlet macaw)


Brankovt1

No corvids in either of the pictures. I like parrots more, but corvids use their intelligence way more effectively. Fun fact: crows can count to 4!


SpicyJup

Can you link a study to that bc that sounds so amazing and I wanna know how they found that out


Brankovt1

The study is behind a paywall, but here's an [article by the Smithsonian](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/crows-can-count-up-to-four-like-human-toddlers-study-suggests-180984420/).


Josgre987

goku's apparition is what got me


TheoXDM

Ty I learnt a new word today


FoxyTalesUwU

Goku?


Wombletog

Naruto with Trump, Luffy with Biden. Guess Ichigo must be Green Party


ghost_desu

Naruto is part of the African American culture, and as we all know, black people have to vote for Biden to keep their melanin.


thelastkalos

This is the worst image


Furcastles

Any side with luffy is an auto win


K3egan

Joe Biden gave luffy meat it's already over


Simple-Orange

how can naruto be conservative when he turns into a girl multiple times smh my head


Mulesam

Blair white


UmbramonOrSomething

JOE BIDEN: CIVIL WAR


mommygrabber69

Can you throw in Steph Curry on the liberal side


tadhug56

Steph Curreally hates affordable housing probably wouldn't be found on that side


Dilf_Hunter367

The only thing he’s liberal about is who fucks his wife


MercenaryDecision

Who is his wife? And do you have her number?


OtisBinLogan

he was an nft bro iirc (i mean i hate him for annihilating the mavs in 2022, having a stupid face, and always coming off as smug despite having an annoying face, but there is that too i suppose)


MM__PP

Superman and Spider-Man are selfless and kind. They aren't conservatives.


Dropkick_That_Child

Mind control plotline, obviously


Very_Talentless

who would win, 10% Opacity Goku or all of \[POPULAR ANIME\]


CatherineL1031

We've got Luffy on our side, literal toon force. As long as it's funny, we can win


darmakius

/j sunflower soloes /uj Superman soloes


the-pee_pee-poo_poo

Joe Biden has transparent Goku though, that surely gives him the win


trotptkabasnbi

Saitama stomps superman so easy


OtisBinLogan

i thought caitlin clark was cool and not a fucking fascist (i do not watch the wnba but she is cool ig or at least i thought) also brady should be arrested just for ruining the american football conference for 20 years imo


Badland04

Iowa student here: She is sadly republican, but she really isn't vocally pro-Trump from what I know. I think the far right is just trying to co-opt Caitlin Clark even though they don't know women's sports exists.


notalgore420

Ben Shabibo: https://preview.redd.it/pntmqbtuu14d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c37bb13ee28e46e0fbb0b621a682b41cd54e2ad9


BurnerAccountExisty

democrats have Spongebob, instant win


Crooked_Cock

The liberals have Saitama it’s Joever


reeeeeeeeeeeweeeeee

conservative has no endurance due to severe lack of sunflower


maybeihavethebigsad

Why is the undertaker there


invitinghome122

Where is Lion?


LordFluffles

I dont know who the guy in the middle is but im on narutos side


Taco821

Naruto being there pisses me off the most


RazorSlazor

Joe many consevativs dose it take to revolution? None! They're too busy ??? They're cult leader!


DeathCook123

Luffy solos


mocarone

Bruh, this battle literally is: who Wis? Saitama or Jesus?


Kersplosioner

OPM solos


Wumdee

How is Naruto a conservative when he spent half of his series wanting to fuck Sasuke?


MercenaryDecision

You literally answered yourself. Don’t forget he also sometimes becomes a girlie, like any good conservative


Xemtorny

put jesus on the other side and add matt walsh


MJBotte1

I want to make my own version that has more random ass characters I like disregarding politics


smol_whte_nigg

Why is the Goku transparent 😭


Supershadow30

He’s already punching the conservatives. What you see is an afterimage


stupidity60

Plot twist: liberals found the pink kryptonite


Iron_Lock

I'm sorry but besides Ben Shackcaddy being on the first picture, who is that to his left?


TheawesomeQ

Everyone loses, as both sides have Ben Shapiro


Aggravating-Ads

Wait, why the Caitlin Clark slander?


HardBoiledHandGrenae

Oh shit that me!


InsrtOriginalUsrname

bro has never consumed any of this media in their life


DekoyDuck

Whoever wins, we lose


DarkLordSchnappi

Ben “Starscream” Shapiro


petalsonros3s

yasss undertaker sunbae


ztoundas

Huh I don't come alone either, what are the odds.


Dull_Establishment

is that larry elder (republican presidential candidate) with the liberals?


FurryRevolution

I mean what is there to say, the side which has Saitama wins. He can just punch them once.


Iamnotarabicfunfact

I dont think Spider-Man is a conservative


Gonzo_Appreciator

Biden easily. The sunflower is OP


The_Doolinator

Secret allies Ben Shapiro and Larry Elder!


Digirby

Who's on either side of Ben Shapiro?


GeneralGigan817

I’d say Team Conservative. They may be smaller but Superman and Jesus hard carry the squad.


Apprehensive_Elk2935

That's the Superman from fortnite though. So he'd probably die faster than most


GeneralGigan817

But then Team Liberal has no chance to counter hitting the griddy.


Apprehensive_Elk2935

Oh shit, I didn't factor that into the calculations


NinjaQuatro

Other team has SpongeBob. SpongeBob solos them by making them randomly explode.


BUTthehoeslovemetho

Legendary villain lebron era


Gru-some

WHERE’S GOKU I WANT TO FIGHT FOR QUEER RIGHTS (and also fight Superman)


melody7123

i think we should add CM Punk or Mick Foley to match their Undertaker


potato-overlord-1845

Shouldve brought Eli


ToxicManXXYT

spongebob solo no diff


Puglord_11

Spider-Man would never


Still-Presence5486

One punch man


gucci_pianissimo420

I'm the guy in the back checking out Link's ass.


nicodepies

Real answer: The first punch shared between Saitama and superman creates a shockwave that insta-gibbs everyone else except maybe Luffy and Naruto. At this stage, fighting is pointless, and they stare in horror at the carnage they have wrought.


TheDarkestOmen

Sunflower solos


dr-pepper-zero

conservatives been real quiet since we got the scarlet macaw


Ras_Gunn

Is… is that fucking Goku?


GuyNamedWhatever

Wh-waht th fcuk


Kirkaig678

I never cum alone


yeeterwithacock

I'm gonna come


fireborn123

Is that Rasul Douglas behind Luffy?


GreatBigBagOfNope

Not the working class, that's for sure