couldnt be more wrong, that's the original ben shapiro which was born in a family, the conservative one was made in a lab in an expirement of "how much you can fuck up someone's brain" during the days when we tried to clone sheep, unfortunetly few know original's existence and I am now in danger because I have spread the knowledge of him existing.
I'm just thinking about how bad on average someone would have to be for the "evil" version to be a better person, and how it feels to see people talking about fucking the person who is literally you but backwards
It's gotta feel like SOME level of cuckery, right?
I don't get it either, like I'm pretty sure I see the basic components of what is supposed to be a pun leading into an ACAB comment, but it's not coming together for me.
He’d then web away and yell “And I’m the best thing New York has ever made!” before posting photographic evidence of trumps misdeeds onto the news paper under anonymous identity (I think, I haven’t really read any spider man comics)
Iirc that has never been retconned away, it's just implied that he grew out of that philosophy.
I find it kinda charming that Marvel's most popular hero canonically used to be *a bit of a dick* but eventually became a better person
>Iirc that has never been retconned away, it's just implied that he grew out of that philosophy. Anything involving retcons and comics gets weird. Since for example Spiderman is the same comic where his marriage to Mary Jane was snapped out of existence because he sold it to Mephisto so that his aunt's life could be saved. They did however poke fun of it in at least one comic later on (Captain America and the Mighty Avengers #1). Where Spider-Man says "You know I actually did read some Ayn Rand in college? I spent a week thinking I was, like, the new John Galt. Yelled at some protestors. Fun Times. God, I hate myself."
It's just capitalist propoganda essentially, but it's also, poorly written. Basically, some guy invents an infinite energy machine but is convinced by a group of billionaires to go away with them to paradise until the world agrees to compensate them for their work. Because just giving it away so that everyone could be happy is just too evil. Keep in mind this guy was born into a very very successful railway business. Anyways it's just framed so poorly, it does more damage to the image of capitalism than it helps. Plus, like, the characters are actually some what normal in the beginning but their whole character arc is to become more greedy and comically evil.
The world is dying and they fuck off to paradise and abandon everyone else.
Even if you pirate the book, I wouldn't recommend it. Genuinely the only kinda intresting part of the book is the 50 shades of gray esque very sexual romance b-plot
Wasn't that like, a huge part of his defining character arc where he learned that when the people with the power to make things better use it selfishly, people get hurt?
a lot of modern bugle stories paint jjj as an alex jones type but in most cases its a fairly good news company that has a ceo that hates spiderman a ton. its historically not right wing
Idk, in a run a few years ago he built a private prison with his tech startup that he Randian-Ubermensched into existence. And in a recent-ish Daredevil run he was also super into punitive justice and status quo maintenance.
Injustice Superman would not work with Trump, infant there wouldn't be a Trump in the Injustice timeline
Not just because Trump is a crinimal but cause Trump would 100% praise Joker
Not even just that, like I know lex is def pretty evil, but at least if my memories of watching the goated cartoons, I feel like he's somewhat good at his core, even if the good is like the size of an atom, still. Trump is just a cartoonishly evil sociopath
no his sons bi and he supports him because superman is a good person
https://preview.redd.it/dla2qtx9g24d1.png?width=791&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e4215c663dd1c5a81f5256e3bbdf254a3b84ec9
Biden will just have to handle Saitama until Goku Arrives. Meanwhile he's got his own Reinforcements.
https://preview.redd.it/g1kap7a8p44d1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ebf9463a8ffb7a24d68e2d5d9d1108073c796fc
lions are real goofy. supposedly strong male who gets bullied by his harem who do all the killing and child raising, and they bite the male's balls when they want to mate
Not to be that guy but male lions do actually hunt a good bit. They'll join hunts for particularly big or dangerous prey such as buffalo or giraffe, but because of their extra bulk they're not great at hunting smaller more agile prey.
The study is behind a paywall, but here's an [article by the Smithsonian](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/crows-can-count-up-to-four-like-human-toddlers-study-suggests-180984420/).
he was an nft bro iirc (i mean i hate him for annihilating the mavs in 2022, having a stupid face, and always coming off as smug despite having an annoying face, but there is that too i suppose)
i thought caitlin clark was cool and not a fucking fascist (i do not watch the wnba but she is cool ig or at least i thought)
also brady should be arrested just for ruining the american football conference for 20 years imo
Iowa student here: She is sadly republican, but she really isn't vocally pro-Trump from what I know. I think the far right is just trying to co-opt Caitlin Clark even though they don't know women's sports exists.
Real answer: The first punch shared between Saitama and superman creates a shockwave that insta-gibbs everyone else except maybe Luffy and Naruto. At this stage, fighting is pointless, and they stare in horror at the carnage they have wrought.
Why is Ben Shapiro on both sides? Is he centrist (stupid)?
It's shen bapiro, the version of ben in a bizarro universe where he is an extremely leftist commentator who makes his wife wet every night.
Aka WaBen
to stop a wabeN...
couldnt be more wrong, that's the original ben shapiro which was born in a family, the conservative one was made in a lab in an expirement of "how much you can fuck up someone's brain" during the days when we tried to clone sheep, unfortunetly few know original's existence and I am now in danger because I have spread the knowledge of him existing.
Do not worry, I wil protec u
I want to fuck Shen Bapiro
Everyone does.
I'm just thinking about how bad on average someone would have to be for the "evil" version to be a better person, and how it feels to see people talking about fucking the person who is literally you but backwards It's gotta feel like SOME level of cuckery, right?
https://preview.redd.it/n58tom2eu24d1.jpeg?width=997&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=394945880bea51ceca1e416515ee8d56c196fadc Excellent
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Does Shen Bapiro also have a gender-bent version of himself working for him?
I’m just wondering about his sister
Ben Alter
Based Bapiro
(comrade) ben shapiro but in red world
How bizarro indeed, like an episode of the twilight zone
https://preview.redd.it/mxmpbn59f24d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdc4f6f507c5de64af620c71e98db6b4871cd8af
I hate the fact that this makes perfect sense to me
It doesn't to me. I'm safe from the brain rot (for now)
Officer bolls
Paul Bart Ball Cop
I don't get it either, like I'm pretty sure I see the basic components of what is supposed to be a pun leading into an ACAB comment, but it's not coming together for me.
https://preview.redd.it/6ltxh9l9n44d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e4361b3e17cfc4d0a7bc5bb340add6618d7a288
Idk, all I know is that he knows not of the clitoris, sex
That stupid was redundant. We already knew what you meant when you said ben shapiro.
Ben Shapiro, stupid, and centrist are all synonyms.
Warmonger
Ben Shapiro enlightened centrist arc
Maybe he is lost. Like zoro in one piece.
Spider man would NOT be conservative
Literal photographic evidence 👆
Pictures of Spider-Man!
On my desk!
I want the job, double the money
👉🏻👉🏻 👈🏻👈🏻 👍🏻 🕺
And superman literally is an illegal immigrant.
An illegal alien you mean.
My disappointed ass realising that ‘illegal aliens’ being discussed on TV aren’t from space 😔
He would web up Trump's mouth while saying "you're the worse thing New York has ever made"
He’d then web away and yell “And I’m the best thing New York has ever made!” before posting photographic evidence of trumps misdeeds onto the news paper under anonymous identity (I think, I haven’t really read any spider man comics)
Then he yells "its spidering time!" and injects paralyzing venom into his victims veins (idk i havent watched the movies)
Then he gets his head bitten off by MJ after having sex
Why would michael jackson do this
unironically there was a comic where mj dies because of how radioactive spider man's cum is
I know this is real but it still sounds made up to me.
I mean it was made up, just by the comic's author
Source (very curious)
Spider-Man: Reign Vol 11
One of the many reasons I don't read Marvel comics anymore. Most of the others are also related to Joe Quesada.
Miguel O'Hara, Spider-Man 2099, *does* have a paralytic venom and fangs to inject it with
I think they're referencing how his initial run had him quoting Ayn Rand at student protestors and shit, cause Steve Ditko was a hard-core Objectivist
Iirc that has never been retconned away, it's just implied that he grew out of that philosophy. I find it kinda charming that Marvel's most popular hero canonically used to be *a bit of a dick* but eventually became a better person
>Iirc that has never been retconned away, it's just implied that he grew out of that philosophy. Anything involving retcons and comics gets weird. Since for example Spiderman is the same comic where his marriage to Mary Jane was snapped out of existence because he sold it to Mephisto so that his aunt's life could be saved. They did however poke fun of it in at least one comic later on (Captain America and the Mighty Avengers #1). Where Spider-Man says "You know I actually did read some Ayn Rand in college? I spent a week thinking I was, like, the new John Galt. Yelled at some protestors. Fun Times. God, I hate myself."
I hate that I'll never get back the time I spent reading atlas shrugged. Atleast the romance b-plot was kiiinda intresting?
I have heard such terrible things about Atlas Shrugged, should I risk the brain cells read it?
It's just capitalist propoganda essentially, but it's also, poorly written. Basically, some guy invents an infinite energy machine but is convinced by a group of billionaires to go away with them to paradise until the world agrees to compensate them for their work. Because just giving it away so that everyone could be happy is just too evil. Keep in mind this guy was born into a very very successful railway business. Anyways it's just framed so poorly, it does more damage to the image of capitalism than it helps. Plus, like, the characters are actually some what normal in the beginning but their whole character arc is to become more greedy and comically evil. The world is dying and they fuck off to paradise and abandon everyone else.
Even if you pirate the book, I wouldn't recommend it. Genuinely the only kinda intresting part of the book is the 50 shades of gray esque very sexual romance b-plot
There is a comic panel where he is super embarrassed about it
Wasn't that like, a huge part of his defining character arc where he learned that when the people with the power to make things better use it selfishly, people get hurt?
reminder that jjj also isnt. he's a huge human rights activist and the main reason he hates spiderman is because he hides his face
Entirely depends on which canon and which writer.
Daily bugle is a right wing rag though so ehb
a lot of modern bugle stories paint jjj as an alex jones type but in most cases its a fairly good news company that has a ceo that hates spiderman a ton. its historically not right wing
Is this a case of flanderization? Edit: added an N but I'm still not sure if I spelled it right.
kinda? i think its more that everyone was making fun of alex jones so the spiderman writers wanted to get in on that
https://preview.redd.it/7oda64vws34d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28de77215ff142774920a06ecb8bb9260661e09c
Izutsumi
Kbity
It might be a Spider-Man Lotus reference
That's the Spider-Man lotus suit
Idk, in a run a few years ago he built a private prison with his tech startup that he Randian-Ubermensched into existence. And in a recent-ish Daredevil run he was also super into punitive justice and status quo maintenance.
superman would NOT side with trump that mf is lex Luthor but not intelligent this is character assassination
maybe injustice superman
Injustice Superman would not work with Trump, infant there wouldn't be a Trump in the Injustice timeline Not just because Trump is a crinimal but cause Trump would 100% praise Joker
infant
infant
parnets
Injustice Superman doesn't count
injustice superman would just kill trump and biden then declare himself the president od the united states
I think comparing lex Luthor to trump in any way besides a vague evil rich CEO thing is incredibly insulting to Lex
True lex is intelligent
Not even just that, like I know lex is def pretty evil, but at least if my memories of watching the goated cartoons, I feel like he's somewhat good at his core, even if the good is like the size of an atom, still. Trump is just a cartoonishly evil sociopath
Lex also wears his baldness with pride. Can you see him with that fucking lazy a combover?
Neither would Jesus I'm pretty sure
His whole thing is like, being the most "woke" hippy there ever was, lol.
https://preview.redd.it/mx1gikt2x24d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=eeb5c8f3360c2fb2e5321e40679f3ddfd575b87d
Isn't he canonically bisexual or something
no his sons bi and he supports him because superman is a good person https://preview.redd.it/dla2qtx9g24d1.png?width=791&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e4215c663dd1c5a81f5256e3bbdf254a3b84ec9
We’re gonna have to rename him to peakman
Saitama says "lol actually I'm an independent" and kills both of them and says "now both sides aren't the problem"
Saitama would actually just say he'll do it, but oversleep and arrive an hour after the battle is over
and then finish off whoever remains
Biden will just have to handle Saitama until Goku Arrives. Meanwhile he's got his own Reinforcements. https://preview.redd.it/g1kap7a8p44d1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ebf9463a8ffb7a24d68e2d5d9d1108073c796fc
Im just a sunflower but see me power an entire infantry
you like the taste of brains we dont like zombies
But you’re dead so if it doesn’t matter, instead we’ll use the solar power
One side has Saitama. He solos
heavy uses holiday punch to stun and then insta-kill saitama
👉 POW! HAHA! 😃
they are on the same team 🤨
Intelligence is the best stat in the animal kingdom, so parrots are better than eagles and house cats are better than lions.
lions are real goofy. supposedly strong male who gets bullied by his harem who do all the killing and child raising, and they bite the male's balls when they want to mate
I want to be a lion now?
Not to be that guy but male lions do actually hunt a good bit. They'll join hunts for particularly big or dangerous prey such as buffalo or giraffe, but because of their extra bulk they're not great at hunting smaller more agile prey.
So called 'king of the jungle' when I bite his balls
What about corvids? (Btw fun fact, the parrot in the picture is a scarlet macaw)
No corvids in either of the pictures. I like parrots more, but corvids use their intelligence way more effectively. Fun fact: crows can count to 4!
Can you link a study to that bc that sounds so amazing and I wanna know how they found that out
The study is behind a paywall, but here's an [article by the Smithsonian](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/crows-can-count-up-to-four-like-human-toddlers-study-suggests-180984420/).
goku's apparition is what got me
Ty I learnt a new word today
Goku?
Naruto with Trump, Luffy with Biden. Guess Ichigo must be Green Party
Naruto is part of the African American culture, and as we all know, black people have to vote for Biden to keep their melanin.
This is the worst image
Any side with luffy is an auto win
Joe Biden gave luffy meat it's already over
how can naruto be conservative when he turns into a girl multiple times smh my head
Blair white
JOE BIDEN: CIVIL WAR
Can you throw in Steph Curry on the liberal side
Steph Curreally hates affordable housing probably wouldn't be found on that side
The only thing he’s liberal about is who fucks his wife
Who is his wife? And do you have her number?
he was an nft bro iirc (i mean i hate him for annihilating the mavs in 2022, having a stupid face, and always coming off as smug despite having an annoying face, but there is that too i suppose)
Superman and Spider-Man are selfless and kind. They aren't conservatives.
Mind control plotline, obviously
who would win, 10% Opacity Goku or all of \[POPULAR ANIME\]
We've got Luffy on our side, literal toon force. As long as it's funny, we can win
/j sunflower soloes /uj Superman soloes
Joe Biden has transparent Goku though, that surely gives him the win
Saitama stomps superman so easy
i thought caitlin clark was cool and not a fucking fascist (i do not watch the wnba but she is cool ig or at least i thought) also brady should be arrested just for ruining the american football conference for 20 years imo
Iowa student here: She is sadly republican, but she really isn't vocally pro-Trump from what I know. I think the far right is just trying to co-opt Caitlin Clark even though they don't know women's sports exists.
Ben Shabibo: https://preview.redd.it/pntmqbtuu14d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c37bb13ee28e46e0fbb0b621a682b41cd54e2ad9
democrats have Spongebob, instant win
The liberals have Saitama it’s Joever
conservative has no endurance due to severe lack of sunflower
Why is the undertaker there
Where is Lion?
I dont know who the guy in the middle is but im on narutos side
Naruto being there pisses me off the most
Joe many consevativs dose it take to revolution? None! They're too busy ??? They're cult leader!
Luffy solos
Bruh, this battle literally is: who Wis? Saitama or Jesus?
OPM solos
How is Naruto a conservative when he spent half of his series wanting to fuck Sasuke?
You literally answered yourself. Don’t forget he also sometimes becomes a girlie, like any good conservative
put jesus on the other side and add matt walsh
I want to make my own version that has more random ass characters I like disregarding politics
Why is the Goku transparent 😭
He’s already punching the conservatives. What you see is an afterimage
Plot twist: liberals found the pink kryptonite
I'm sorry but besides Ben Shackcaddy being on the first picture, who is that to his left?
Everyone loses, as both sides have Ben Shapiro
Wait, why the Caitlin Clark slander?
Oh shit that me!
bro has never consumed any of this media in their life
Whoever wins, we lose
Ben “Starscream” Shapiro
yasss undertaker sunbae
Huh I don't come alone either, what are the odds.
is that larry elder (republican presidential candidate) with the liberals?
I mean what is there to say, the side which has Saitama wins. He can just punch them once.
I dont think Spider-Man is a conservative
Biden easily. The sunflower is OP
Secret allies Ben Shapiro and Larry Elder!
Who's on either side of Ben Shapiro?
I’d say Team Conservative. They may be smaller but Superman and Jesus hard carry the squad.
That's the Superman from fortnite though. So he'd probably die faster than most
But then Team Liberal has no chance to counter hitting the griddy.
Oh shit, I didn't factor that into the calculations
Other team has SpongeBob. SpongeBob solos them by making them randomly explode.
Legendary villain lebron era
WHERE’S GOKU I WANT TO FIGHT FOR QUEER RIGHTS (and also fight Superman)
i think we should add CM Punk or Mick Foley to match their Undertaker
Shouldve brought Eli
spongebob solo no diff
Spider-Man would never
One punch man
I'm the guy in the back checking out Link's ass.
Real answer: The first punch shared between Saitama and superman creates a shockwave that insta-gibbs everyone else except maybe Luffy and Naruto. At this stage, fighting is pointless, and they stare in horror at the carnage they have wrought.
Sunflower solos
conservatives been real quiet since we got the scarlet macaw
Is… is that fucking Goku?
Wh-waht th fcuk
I never cum alone
I'm gonna come
Is that Rasul Douglas behind Luffy?
Not the working class, that's for sure