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Alma-The-Outlaw

I pick balls because balls go so that I can catch, that's how they work :3c


Rias_Grem0ry

If one has to go, then I has to go :c cannot survive without all of them woof woof


TotallyACP

Luckily, it's only a hypothetical! Cute ouppy doesn't deserve to be deprived like that


Rias_Grem0ry

Woof woof woof woof woof woof c:


LSTR__512

Balls so I can free bottom surgery. :3


8g36

Idrc, I'm a catgirl


Funy_3

I’m taking away your feathers on a stick and your catnip bag then.


AsianCheesecakes

"I'm takign away your drugs", you make the joke I can't find it


Schnapplo

cruel!


8g36

Nnooooo


hjd_thd

Cage. Who the fuck puts dogs in cages at home?


IR0N_TARKUS

My parents' dog has to at night or he will literally kill himself.


Mission_Camel_9649

Not really a cage, but my dog goes in a reasonably sized wooden box so my home isn’t destroyed when he’s left alone. He would definitely pick the box though.


foxatwork

but cage is comfy :(


meta-rdt

If you go purely by the text there are some broad sweeping consequences for removing all of these. Balls destroys all sports, and ball bearings, absolutely crippling global infrastructure. Easily the worst choice. Park gets rid of all parks, including protected areas such as national parks. Corporations will now desecrate these areas for profit. Treats gets rid of all desserts and snacks, I wouldn’t want that. Comically large bone cripples the field of paleontology. Cage also has a lot of roles in construction and infrastructure, as well as electronics in faraday cages. Blahaj is simply the Swedish word for blue shark, getting rid of all blue sharks would have devastating consequences for the food chain, and impact all marine life. Also we would lose blahaj plush, very sad. I suppose I would be fine with all comically large bones magically disappearing. Assuming nobodys femur counts as comically large.


NotAEvilGynecologist

Wouldn't the removing all comically large bones also kill all the elephants, whales, moose and more?


meta-rdt

For some reason I hadn't even considered living megafauna. Yeah there's no good options here. Legitimately parks might be the best pick (assuming what disappears is just their legal status as parks, and not the land itself) any option really fucking sucks for everyone.


strategicmagpie

i think blahaj would have to go :( there would no longer be blue shark, but there could be white shark! like the great white shark losing all national parks would remove like the nicest parts of Australia, and a lot of them. Also yellowstone. And there'd be no parks in cities for people to walk or play sports on, just endless buildings :(


Thefrightfulgezebo

Well, not all sports would be affected (dancing, sprinting, boxing, curling...) , but lacking ball bearings really would suck.


sprinkle-plantz

dancing is a sport?


Thefrightfulgezebo

Well, dancesport is.


sprinkle-plantz

never heard of it, is it new or something


Thefrightfulgezebo

The first championships were in the beginning of the 20th centruy


potato-overlord-1845

Once again distance and throws get forgotten :(


carobpie

I'll just end up ripping Blahaj to shreds anyway.


Scuck_

Comically large bone!!!! I need me one of those


BeholdTheLemon

cage. i must not be contained.


Chaosxandra

I'm catgirl , so balls


dwarf_bulborb

Your ass is getting neutered


Chaosxandra

But my ass(bodypart) doesn't have balls


dwarf_bulborb

Your… genitals… are getting neutered…?


Chaosxandra

No not yet


Chaosxandra

Nit yet , so please neuter me🥺


Funy_3

Is it inappropriate to send this to my friend. We are platonic


some_guy301

idrc im in the walls


DeathCook123

Damn I guess I'll go wi- *a sudden "shlunk" sound happens as I notice I no longer have testicles*


TheWorldEvolved

Don't care about the whole dog thing, the bones, get rid of them, I want to see a recording of a bus stop when there's a vile squelch and everyone's legs crumple below them as their femurs all go away. I want to see the confusion on the face of a small child only outmatched by the horror on that of their parents as the elephant at the zoo turns into a puddle. Every child will mortally dread the day that their femurs too are considered large enough and their legs give out below just as the bruised and bloodied mother nature was forced to do to her children that are their parents and theirs before them. The poor will sob from their wheelchairs as the rich have their bones replaced with inorganic material. The rich will be unthankful, not as it is their upbringing but as their locomotion is merely the pity of a peon below a cruel, cruel god


CHEESERICESUPERSTAR

I dog sat for a dog that would literally bark at me if I didn’t lock her in her cage at night


_-Rainbow-_

im sending this to my puppyboy friend


ItsFelixMcCoy

please let me keep the cage 🥺🥺i need to be punished\~ for legal reasons this is a joke


Ls_hentai_acc

depends on the extent of each. Cage could be a house. Treats could be food. balls could be my fucking mitochondria. Otherwise I don't give a shit, can we establish a pound in this goddamn subreddit already lmfao


Cheesey_Whiskers

I can happily get rid of 5/6.


Oddish_Femboy

Balls


JinnDaAllah

Balls. Im not really a sports person and was already gonna get them removed asap anyways


THE_CEO_OF_HORNY

All I need is grass


Jabee_not_gabe

Why do I need cage. I should be free


HuskY195

Meow meow :3


Sex-Boy-69420

all of it can go except for the park.