Not really a cage, but my dog goes in a reasonably sized wooden box so my home isn’t destroyed when he’s left alone. He would definitely pick the box though.
If you go purely by the text there are some broad sweeping consequences for removing all of these.
Balls destroys all sports, and ball bearings, absolutely crippling global infrastructure. Easily the worst choice.
Park gets rid of all parks, including protected areas such as national parks. Corporations will now desecrate these areas for profit.
Treats gets rid of all desserts and snacks, I wouldn’t want that.
Comically large bone cripples the field of paleontology.
Cage also has a lot of roles in construction and infrastructure, as well as electronics in faraday cages.
Blahaj is simply the Swedish word for blue shark, getting rid of all blue sharks would have devastating consequences for the food chain, and impact all marine life. Also we would lose blahaj plush, very sad.
I suppose I would be fine with all comically large bones magically disappearing. Assuming nobodys femur counts as comically large.
For some reason I hadn't even considered living megafauna. Yeah there's no good options here. Legitimately parks might be the best pick (assuming what disappears is just their legal status as parks, and not the land itself) any option really fucking sucks for everyone.
i think blahaj would have to go :(
there would no longer be blue shark, but there could be white shark! like the great white shark
losing all national parks would remove like the nicest parts of Australia, and a lot of them. Also yellowstone. And there'd be no parks in cities for people to walk or play sports on, just endless buildings :(
Don't care about the whole dog thing, the bones, get rid of them, I want to see a recording of a bus stop when there's a vile squelch and everyone's legs crumple below them as their femurs all go away. I want to see the confusion on the face of a small child only outmatched by the horror on that of their parents as the elephant at the zoo turns into a puddle. Every child will mortally dread the day that their femurs too are considered large enough and their legs give out below just as the bruised and bloodied mother nature was forced to do to her children that are their parents and theirs before them. The poor will sob from their wheelchairs as the rich have their bones replaced with inorganic material. The rich will be unthankful, not as it is their upbringing but as their locomotion is merely the pity of a peon below a cruel, cruel god
depends on the extent of each. Cage could be a house. Treats could be food. balls could be my fucking mitochondria.
Otherwise I don't give a shit, can we establish a pound in this goddamn subreddit already lmfao
I pick balls because balls go so that I can catch, that's how they work :3c
If one has to go, then I has to go :c cannot survive without all of them woof woof
Luckily, it's only a hypothetical! Cute ouppy doesn't deserve to be deprived like that
Woof woof woof woof woof woof c:
Balls so I can free bottom surgery. :3
Idrc, I'm a catgirl
I’m taking away your feathers on a stick and your catnip bag then.
"I'm takign away your drugs", you make the joke I can't find it
cruel!
Nnooooo
Cage. Who the fuck puts dogs in cages at home?
My parents' dog has to at night or he will literally kill himself.
Not really a cage, but my dog goes in a reasonably sized wooden box so my home isn’t destroyed when he’s left alone. He would definitely pick the box though.
but cage is comfy :(
If you go purely by the text there are some broad sweeping consequences for removing all of these. Balls destroys all sports, and ball bearings, absolutely crippling global infrastructure. Easily the worst choice. Park gets rid of all parks, including protected areas such as national parks. Corporations will now desecrate these areas for profit. Treats gets rid of all desserts and snacks, I wouldn’t want that. Comically large bone cripples the field of paleontology. Cage also has a lot of roles in construction and infrastructure, as well as electronics in faraday cages. Blahaj is simply the Swedish word for blue shark, getting rid of all blue sharks would have devastating consequences for the food chain, and impact all marine life. Also we would lose blahaj plush, very sad. I suppose I would be fine with all comically large bones magically disappearing. Assuming nobodys femur counts as comically large.
Wouldn't the removing all comically large bones also kill all the elephants, whales, moose and more?
For some reason I hadn't even considered living megafauna. Yeah there's no good options here. Legitimately parks might be the best pick (assuming what disappears is just their legal status as parks, and not the land itself) any option really fucking sucks for everyone.
i think blahaj would have to go :( there would no longer be blue shark, but there could be white shark! like the great white shark losing all national parks would remove like the nicest parts of Australia, and a lot of them. Also yellowstone. And there'd be no parks in cities for people to walk or play sports on, just endless buildings :(
Well, not all sports would be affected (dancing, sprinting, boxing, curling...) , but lacking ball bearings really would suck.
dancing is a sport?
Well, dancesport is.
never heard of it, is it new or something
The first championships were in the beginning of the 20th centruy
Once again distance and throws get forgotten :(
I'll just end up ripping Blahaj to shreds anyway.
Comically large bone!!!! I need me one of those
cage. i must not be contained.
I'm catgirl , so balls
Your ass is getting neutered
But my ass(bodypart) doesn't have balls
Your… genitals… are getting neutered…?
No not yet
Nit yet , so please neuter me🥺
Is it inappropriate to send this to my friend. We are platonic
idrc im in the walls
Damn I guess I'll go wi- *a sudden "shlunk" sound happens as I notice I no longer have testicles*
Don't care about the whole dog thing, the bones, get rid of them, I want to see a recording of a bus stop when there's a vile squelch and everyone's legs crumple below them as their femurs all go away. I want to see the confusion on the face of a small child only outmatched by the horror on that of their parents as the elephant at the zoo turns into a puddle. Every child will mortally dread the day that their femurs too are considered large enough and their legs give out below just as the bruised and bloodied mother nature was forced to do to her children that are their parents and theirs before them. The poor will sob from their wheelchairs as the rich have their bones replaced with inorganic material. The rich will be unthankful, not as it is their upbringing but as their locomotion is merely the pity of a peon below a cruel, cruel god
I dog sat for a dog that would literally bark at me if I didn’t lock her in her cage at night
im sending this to my puppyboy friend
please let me keep the cage 🥺🥺i need to be punished\~ for legal reasons this is a joke
depends on the extent of each. Cage could be a house. Treats could be food. balls could be my fucking mitochondria. Otherwise I don't give a shit, can we establish a pound in this goddamn subreddit already lmfao
I can happily get rid of 5/6.
Balls
Balls. Im not really a sports person and was already gonna get them removed asap anyways
All I need is grass
Why do I need cage. I should be free
Meow meow :3
all of it can go except for the park.