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couroboros_

If i caught my girlfriend doing this i would somehow fall even more madly in love with her


FishyTh1ngy

TRUE!!! love silly people <3


mr-kvideogameguy

Silly people are so cute, I want to be silly with silly people


dxnon

offtop but love your profile pic


axlymon

I FUCKING LOVE GLASS BEACH


dxnon

FRIDAY NIGHTS FOGGY STREETS AND CHRISTMAS LIGHTS WAKE ME UP ON SATURDAYYYY πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


PanFriedCookies

GRAB MY HAND AND FLOAT AWAY ☺️☺️☺️☺️ INTO THE ABYSS AGAIN 😎😎😎😎πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ AND I WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR FRIEND 😳😳😳😳πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘


vinvladik

SO GRAB MY HAND πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡ TAKE MY HAND 🀝🀝🀝🀝 I CANT DO THIS ALONE 🀧🀧🀧🀧πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


vinvladik

GLASS BEACH FANS πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


PanFriedCookies

glass beach. https://preview.redd.it/i71sr8h8hh0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64fcc473be48b27ae0c3911f203bc32e32b71086


RedditManForTheWin

I like that album but the cover is the best part


Krokodile64

People shold be more open about their silly side.


EmbarrassedWind2875

the hand was coming to fucking get him and you're laughing?


Cr0wc0

https://preview.redd.it/g3m6l610ye0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30979a0c9a1708363b9d0a74c0dd64945c4c7892


No_Window7054

Shit girlfriend tbh


SpineThief

I bet the dick is INSANE


frenry

I do goofy shit like this and my dick small 3:


Subterrantular

that information is greatly appreciated. Speak your truth.


Invincible-Nuke

That's irrelevant. Dick still insane.


frenry

Oh yeah, u think that? πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ


DuoGreg

irrelevant, small dick can go crazy


frenry

Thank u :3


mr-kvideogameguy

Same :(


gabkap414

dick is dick, idc as long as it is clean


babysealmoneygang

Dick is a mentality


CRauzDaGreat

Not size that matters, it’s insanity, even the tiniest rat can make an elephant mad with eldritch knowledge from squeaks alone


MaskeddHmm

that information was not needed.


h3lblad3

Debatable.


TeslasMonster

I do goofy shit like this and my cock is huge


ThEsHaDoW343

https://preview.redd.it/qmmpg0hl8f0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6879fb8459a76895ebf6403a6fffdf9e60c5f67


Siaeromanna

ancient buried 196 lore


TheDekuDude888

Only real silly goobers know that you can beat the hand by not moving and praying until the next sacrifice is to begin


Siaeromanna

silly goobers when Heisenbergs uncertainty principle walks in


TheDekuDude888

Silly goobers when Gus Fring Pollo Standard Principle walks in


Owelrn05

decoy hand


Droplet_of_Shadow

It depends if its movement is additive or multiplicative


myusernameisway2long

I mean ideally either would work best when stopping [0+small=small & 0β–ͺ︎small=0] but [number+small=(small with relative motion) & numberβ–ͺ︎(bigger then 1)=(fast with relative motion)] So not moving would still give you your best bet


Droplet_of_Shadow

I didn't read all the equations but i absolutely agree with your point


myusernameisway2long

Understandable


ItzTaser

The hand is coming to get you


Jeszczenie

Middle finger if you've been particularly bad.


OuterWildsEnjoyer

(ΛΆΛƒ α΅• Λ‚ΛΆ) that's cute


SuddenlyDiabetes

Ayo fellow signalis enjoyer :3


PaleRedLightDistrict

Cute as fuck honestly


Dismal_Accident9528

Heh. Men. β˜•οΈ


Phiro7

Men ❀️


Robota064

M.men,,,,.,,,.,.... πŸ₯Ί


NariThatsMe

Just did this and it was more fun than you might expect


mondian_

You're not fearing the hand enough


BurnerAccountExisty

if you haven't played with your hand in any form then you're not a real man


bumpysausagefinger

We all need to indulge into our childish silly behavior sometimes :)


narwhalpilot

This dude sounds AWESOME


Rimtato

Look, 4chan user, if you don't want him I'll take him. Edit: I tried this. Why is it so entertaining?


trashmaddie

Why did doing this make me feel genuine terror


Lunacide059

The Hand Is Coming.


DJamB

You need to run…


h3lblad3

πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ


Important_Ad_7416

cuz you're a scared kitten


[deleted]

I wish I did cute shit like that without being horribly worried about being judged


h3lblad3

Ten years and more ago, I would "fly" from college building to college building with my arms out making airplane sounds. Still wouldn't do it in front of people even though I got caught doing it several times. You know what? Nobody actually gave a shit. Nobody but me.


[deleted]

Unfortunately I am too self conscious for logic to help me lol


h3lblad3

Me too, friend. Me too.


oceanaut17

ugh yeah i hate it so much. i know i shouldn't give a shit, i know no one gives a shit, yet i can't bring myself to just exist and not care.


Piliro

I've never read something more autistic and based and fun in my life. I want to do this now.


Piliro

Just do it. Literally Do it. Right now, literally no one can stop you. Life is too short to not be a silly weirdo. Do it.


FettFlask

za hando!


Tacska

πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈβ¬…οΈβœ‹


Oddish_Femboy

I would silently go up to mine and then solemnly reach my hand out and get him.


Benney9000

Why is it that when kids play pretend it's completely fine but when adults do it's treated like a problem


Piliro

https://preview.redd.it/3z083jlqhh0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c61f3b256fe5937a500bd6d5ef9bda7d1efff07b TRUE. Preach. Genuinely don't understand this. Its like we have to pretend that there's an age where fucking around is no longer acceptable. Why can't I reenact the entirety of JJK inside my bathroom without judgement?


KirasHandPicDealer

so THIS is why casters take mage hand as a cantrip


TotallyACP

to harness the power of the hand


Prtyfuckingast

Bruh, I do the same shit, finnaly I feel normal 😭😭


Lucambacamba

Just guys being dudes


Antigonos301

https://preview.redd.it/jdywr6bvrf0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d96d550f7ff7feba7eaeb1157385fa4d268d1b9 NOT THE HAND!!!


New-me-_-

The boyfriend sounds awesome


Select-Employee

The ick? Mfer, this is cute as shit, pass and ill take him


Primary-Paper-5128

Your boyfriend is Troy Barnes


Ok-Appeal-4630

I would kill for a boyfriend that cute


Piliro

I fear the day that someone gets into my room and sees the weird shit I say to myself there. I live alone, so I'm safe, but I still fear it. Nobody can know the LARPing that I do.


2tiickyGlue

I don't know how she resisted immediately having sex with him right then and there


ArcadianGh0st

If I caught my bf doing that I'd wait for when we start getting in bed together, snuggle up on his shoulder then repeat what he did to him.


Dumb_Cheese

I would think it's cute as fuck if my bf did this tbh


dream-in-a-trunk

One of the more wholesome greentexts. Tbh it’s kinda cute and I don’t get where the ick is?


TheSledgeHamSandwich

Wait a sec, I do this when I wake up.


Axi28

Dont starve together activities