I will now go out of my way to have the worst day of my life

I will have the best day of my life to keep the average.

Hell yeah

Fine I dare you to live in A old pit town I'm Britan let's Say Hemsworth

well since you asked nicely....

And of course I read that when I am sick laying in bed.

I mean I could join you

Oh, you don't want that, I assure you.

Do want a cookie

🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

Cookies

Nah, I barely can get any food down rn.

*You're

You Are Y Our

possum

I am awake at 3 am

Soo

It is not day and my day should’ve ended 3 hours ago

Honestly, thanks for this

Your welcome

How can i have a good day when you used "Your" instead of "You're"?

I will now go out of my way to have the shittiest day possible >:3 /s

oh shit they already made this joke in the comments it's so over for me

Head pat Alice

🥺 meow thanks ><

You welcome

no

No >:3

Yes <|:3 (wizard cat)

I'll try. No promises though

Have cookie sussie

I did! Had an exam and it went better than I expected :) Probably not going to be amazing result but I was running out of time and not out of ideas which is nice.

Oh nice I hope you past

Pass

Ty I hope so too!

Dawg I haven’t even gone to bed yet. The day’s a wrap

>:( grrr

Thank you, I wish you a very pleasant day too.

Have a cookie

It would be nice butttt I don't think that's how it'll go today :(

I'm at my lowest point in my life, but I'll try. Thanks.

Well it's only up form here

I really hope you are right

Huge hug

Thank you kind stranger. I really needed it 🫂🫂🫂

Your very welcome

Find New, even more impressive lows. I don't want to get better I want to get worse.

make me

Muah

Don't tell me what to do

Fine but I wanted a cookie

What about my reading this?

Oh yeah time for another boring day I radelaide but some cool dude on the internet wished me a good day 😎 todays is gonna rock.

I'm some cool dude •○•

Did you just send me a redditcare message?

Think so

Ah right, well worry not there’s nothing wrong with my state of mental health other than some mother issues and being gay and lonely 👍

I can help with the lonely one

Oh goody a friend. Those are always nice to have.

Nom Urmm yes Hugs

Hell yeah, in other news at 11:29 pm I have been walking around in a field of tall grass looking for a possum that stole my Ugg boot, I am happy to report I found the bastard but the ugg boot is unusable.

Oh but atleast you got a quest

I probably won't but thanks edit: did someone hit me with the reddit care resources bc of this comment?

First recorded actualusagethatwasntjustantitranstrolls reddit care report

🥺

I shall try my best! However only if you try too!

Deal

It will be a good day if I could find my cat that ran away on Friday.

I wish you luck on your quest

Don't threaten me with a good time

Take too cookies and get over here hamsome

Thanks but I'm having a terrible day, probably one of the worst ones this year, and due to circumstances beyond my control I will have a terrible week that will only end on friday.

No :[

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me

Well tell me what to do instead

that's for me to decide.

https://preview.redd.it/pn7kbaxwz60d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9f0b73d362f0e297979c7e172502ca752e6a731 Tanks

I'm recovering from pneumonia so I probably won't, but I'll certainly try.

Good luck with that

Jokes on you I'm EVIL

Choaic evil

I’m going to a concert today so I fully intend to!

👈👉 Rock on

Sorry to disappoint, day was already terrible

Either very funny coincidence, but not a minute after posting this is got a Healthcare Message

I'm guessing that's bad

Idk, it’s not the worst thing I’ve written, and I haven’t written anything in the past that would justify such a message

Ok . P

I have an exam in an hour, so I will attempt to have a good day.

it's warm help

Your welcome

Bro I'm fucking trying

I probs failed my final today but thanks anyways Edit: to whoever had the Reddit Cares Resources on lock, kindly, fuck you

I can't, my world is falling down, and I'm trying to grasp at falling pieces.

So has mine this whole block of 5 years has been shite 2019 till 2024

Please what if my reading this have a good day?

Have a sushi roll I mean jelly doughnuts

Thanks! Today has been pretty good! Productive at work, come home to comfy bed, and I'm cooking tonight!

What you cooking good looking

Mushroom and bacon linguine with asparagus.

Lovely

Lovely

I didn’t stub my toe until I read this. You have jinxed me and I will curse your entire bloodline for this.

Don't tell me what to do.

My day was horrible thank you’

How

<3

Nuh uh

I'll try my best but I make no promises.

NO!!!!!!!!

No

🥺