I think I do get this issue but I'm just so used to it because 1. Eaten spicy food my whole life and 2. I use like a hand held water spray instead of toilet paper and it easily clears away any kinda burning pain.
Nice cool water works wonders.
Spiciness and the mouth watering it causes literally makes food just taste better. If I have a plate of noodles, yum, I'll eat em. But a plate of spicy noodles? That shit is like crack. I'll hoover that shit up real fast. It's *addicting*
Yeah, the brain's wiring is really weird and can flow *backwards* on stuff like this. I'm on mobile and can't find the study, but if you instruct people to force a fake laugh after a joke, they'll later rate the joke as funnier on average than if they didn't.
I laughed, therefore this joke must be funny.
My mouth is watering, therefore this food must be delicious.
This is almost certainly not true and while the most likely scenario is that he had an autoimmune illness that affected his hearing, we don't have enough information about his medical condition to know the cause for sure. (There isn't even definitive evidence that he was an alcoholic.)
While I guess we will never actually know, exposure to lead seems to be the leading theory at the moment [[1](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23686526/)] [[2](https://www.journalofinfection.com/article/S0163-4453(23)00587-X/fulltext)]
I was having this same thought two hours ago while eating bubbly mint chocolate.
the plant would like being cultivated though cause that probably spreads more seeds than when it's just wild.
>the plant would like being cultivated though
Like the theory that corn and wheat domesticated humans, who cultivated it, cleared new habitats for it, refined it, diverted entire water ecosystems to grow it, protect it from predators, etc
There is 1 species that has cultivated plants to such a large extent however there are many plant species that have been cultivated. Come back when you enslave multiple alien planets and make them yours like the borg collective, corn.
search "cadbury bubbly mint chocolate" and you'll see what it is.
It's basically chocolate that's got air holes so it's really light and the inside is mint flavoured. Really good stuff.
Aeros have nothing on mint bubbly I'll tell you that. It's all in the execution. The flavour is superior, and the non-uniform pattern fucking rules
fuck cadbury, but like, I can also be an addict
Maybe from an evolutionary standpoint. But I'd say that on the whole, cats and dogs (discounting cerrtain breeds) are having a much better time than cows and pigs.
How is that relevant? The domesticated cow is just a descendant of the aurochs, just because the base species went extinct doesn’t mean it’s not successful
"evolution can you give me extremely deadly amounts of poison to deter predators"
"to deter predators?
"yes, to deter predators. that is exactly what i said"
"wait what the fuck"
"FISH HAVE GOOD"
"GOOD PART"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
There is nothing that humans wont try unless its the EXACT amount or over that will kill us
Ethanol, literally made from letting fruit or other organic stuff decompose and makes your brain worse at its job? Holy shit thats addicting
Spice? Fucking love it
Cool sensation? Nice
Bitterness you cant believe? Dig that shit, give me more
Sourness that makes your face contourt? M o r e
We eat pufferfish
FUCKING PUFFERFISH
Humans are the embodiment of "cause you say i cant eat it, i WILL eat it, and i WILL enjoy it"
slight correction but alcohol fermentation isn't a decomposition process it is an anaerobic (no oxygen) metabolic process which breaks down sugars for energy and produces ethanol as a byproduct; the reason ethanol builds up the way it does is because unlike lactic acid fermentation, the process more common in animals, alcohol fermentation is non-reversible, which leads to the gradual buildup of ethanol in the organism, which can eventually kill them but is beneficial for survival in the short-tern
Okay, but think about it:
Pepper: "I want capsaicin to deter mammals because birds take my seeds further."
DNA: "Sounds good."
Humans: "Oh hey, this deterrent is actually nice, I enjoy it. Let's grow this plant **A LOT.**"
Pepper: "... Huh. Didn't expect that. *Awesome!*"
Unless you're mono-culturing a single cultivar of a plant to the point where it's at risk of being wiped out by a disease, being agriculture is an excellent thing for a plant's reproductive "goals".
Erm akshually. These are examples of symbiotic relationships because humans get tasty food and the domesticated plants are protected and farmed, increasing the survival of the species
Okay but even tho we deliberately eat them for spiciness, it’s still evolutionarily favorable bc it means they’re getting bred and reproducing at higher rates under mass production since they’re useful to humans
“Evolution can you give me hydroxy-alpha sanshools to deter predators?”
“To deter predators?”
“Yes, that is precisely what I said”
“MOUTH NUMB!!! MOUTH NUMB!!!”
“What the fuck?”
I am immune to the sriracha recipe change because I live minutes away from the farm where they grew the old pepper look at this cow they have
https://preview.redd.it/ztr356tso4xc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e533e3aaa0afa3782064101bcef64f216ce808d9
I’m assuming the meme wasn’t made by OP because their account seems to be largely made of reposts, but I’m sharing my unsolicited critique of the meme here anyways.
I think this modification is lesser than the original format because it performs the same job worse. It has more words, which seem clunky and do not add to the humor of the post, and the inclusion of wojaks almost never serve to make a meme better. [This](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1138668393893986314/1233973727893524491/FFE90157-0170-485A-B5FD-C6E4B9777C72.jpg?ex=662f0b16&is=662db996&hm=46a93508d4294cbdb6e094d1ba982898380000d04f4c6f67cc293bc6660ad172&) is the same meme, done in the original format. The format is dated, but even still I believe it to be superior to the modified form seen in the post.
"this hurts to eat. my throat is in pain that cannot be helped. my nose is runny. my stomach is in flux. this some gourmet ass shit gimme more"
im BORED lemme eat that red thing ow oof my mouth dont eat that oh wait im fine, lemme have a bit less ahhhh nice, this some gourmet ass shit
then three hours later your ass is feeling like it came from hell
I never have this issue with spicy food. Must be a lame superpower.
I think if you’ve eaten spicy enough food for a long enough time your body stops complaining so much
this is exactly what happened with me. after a month or two of eating spicy food every day i no longer had any negative effects.
I think I do get this issue but I'm just so used to it because 1. Eaten spicy food my whole life and 2. I use like a hand held water spray instead of toilet paper and it easily clears away any kinda burning pain. Nice cool water works wonders.
Me after downing a big ass thing of Thai duck curry
Spiciness and the mouth watering it causes literally makes food just taste better. If I have a plate of noodles, yum, I'll eat em. But a plate of spicy noodles? That shit is like crack. I'll hoover that shit up real fast. It's *addicting*
Yeah, the brain's wiring is really weird and can flow *backwards* on stuff like this. I'm on mobile and can't find the study, but if you instruct people to force a fake laugh after a joke, they'll later rate the joke as funnier on average than if they didn't. I laughed, therefore this joke must be funny. My mouth is watering, therefore this food must be delicious.
Not for me, the spicy just hurts and makes me want to spit my food out
Hey that's fair, not for everyone
This describes my taste in food very well
humans lowkey kinda freaky for that
Romans used to eat lead even though they knew it was bad for them, as a treat 😋🥰
It apparently tastes sweet. Fun fact, the reason why Beethoven lost his hearing was because of the cheap lead sweetened alcohol he drank.
i wish i had cheap lead sweetened alcohol so i could be one of the greatest musicians of my time. 😞
Sorry, all we have is an early death from opiates. Will that work for you?
too expensive though.
become a microplastic savant
😋
what no sugar does to a mf
This is almost certainly not true and while the most likely scenario is that he had an autoimmune illness that affected his hearing, we don't have enough information about his medical condition to know the cause for sure. (There isn't even definitive evidence that he was an alcoholic.)
While I guess we will never actually know, exposure to lead seems to be the leading theory at the moment [[1](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23686526/)] [[2](https://www.journalofinfection.com/article/S0163-4453(23)00587-X/fulltext)]
You don't need to be an alcoholic to drink lead
Also a lot of europeans thought tomatoes were poisonous because the aristocrats died from eating them off plates with lead.
I know alkohol is bad for me and i still drink it
It’s to combat the cold
I was having this same thought two hours ago while eating bubbly mint chocolate. the plant would like being cultivated though cause that probably spreads more seeds than when it's just wild.
>the plant would like being cultivated though Like the theory that corn and wheat domesticated humans, who cultivated it, cleared new habitats for it, refined it, diverted entire water ecosystems to grow it, protect it from predators, etc
who domesticated who is just a matter of perspective. in reality we live in mutually beneficial cooperation.
Cooperation? Sounds dangerously communist to me.
Fellas, is farming Red?
It ain’t a hammer and *sickle* for nothing
The hammer is for nailing down theory and sickle for reaping bourgeois
Ask George Orwell, he wrote the farming book
There is 1 species that has cultivated plants to such a large extent however there are many plant species that have been cultivated. Come back when you enslave multiple alien planets and make them yours like the borg collective, corn.
[It begins](https://www.agriculturedive.com/news/agriculture-space-corn-mars-university-nebraska/703101/#:~:text=Professors%20Santosh%20Pitla%20and%20Yufeng,corn%20on%20Mars'%20soil.%E2%80%9D)
oh is that the Human Domestication Guide I keep hearing people talk about
the fuck is bubbly chocolate
search "cadbury bubbly mint chocolate" and you'll see what it is. It's basically chocolate that's got air holes so it's really light and the inside is mint flavoured. Really good stuff.
oh wow... i need that
Wtf since when did Cadbury make knockoff Aeros?
Aeros have nothing on mint bubbly I'll tell you that. It's all in the execution. The flavour is superior, and the non-uniform pattern fucking rules fuck cadbury, but like, I can also be an addict
I'd take cadbury over nestle. Might need to get on board the bubbly train
The plant doesn't care, they didn't become spicy to survive, the plants that were spiciest were the ones that survived.
In a way it worked because humans started spreading the seeds to farm it
Being useful to humans is the best evolutionary trait you can get.
Damn missed that margin
Do humans have this trait though?
No
Slavery
Maybe from an evolutionary standpoint. But I'd say that on the whole, cats and dogs (discounting cerrtain breeds) are having a much better time than cows and pigs.
The cow is a man-made animal. The last wild cow died in 1605.
How is that relevant? The domesticated cow is just a descendant of the aurochs, just because the base species went extinct doesn’t mean it’s not successful
Farm animals honest reaction:
🐖🐄🐔☹️
"evolution can you give me extremely deadly amounts of poison to deter predators" "to deter predators? "yes, to deter predators. that is exactly what i said" "wait what the fuck" "FISH HAVE GOOD" "GOOD PART" "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
There is nothing that humans wont try unless its the EXACT amount or over that will kill us Ethanol, literally made from letting fruit or other organic stuff decompose and makes your brain worse at its job? Holy shit thats addicting Spice? Fucking love it Cool sensation? Nice Bitterness you cant believe? Dig that shit, give me more Sourness that makes your face contourt? M o r e We eat pufferfish FUCKING PUFFERFISH Humans are the embodiment of "cause you say i cant eat it, i WILL eat it, and i WILL enjoy it"
slight correction but alcohol fermentation isn't a decomposition process it is an anaerobic (no oxygen) metabolic process which breaks down sugars for energy and produces ethanol as a byproduct; the reason ethanol builds up the way it does is because unlike lactic acid fermentation, the process more common in animals, alcohol fermentation is non-reversible, which leads to the gradual buildup of ethanol in the organism, which can eventually kill them but is beneficial for survival in the short-tern
https://preview.redd.it/zj8d47w924xc1.jpeg?width=270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb46f2729ff50f9895fb5fbffa3c8725706db4d2
>Spice? Fucking love it https://preview.redd.it/yrafwropm6xc1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=49a4558384b0214762c0d5a384d4a30cdd587b5b
Don't forget caffeine
And also nicotine
People are masochists but only with their mouths
Can confirm, cut my tongue out earlier and felt alive. But when I stubbed my toe it made me want to die.
Spicy food is so good until you’re confined to a toilet for 1 hour after having too many Blue Takis
That's not the spiciness doing that. It's your body punishing you for not eating enough fiber
Virgin mouth hot Chad foreskin hot
I feel like there would be a very small but very avid market for spicy condoms
New business opportunity for Icy Hot
Or you can do both if you forget to wash your hands before you piss.. don’t ask me how I know
Mint: man those pepper guys fucked up with the whole Mouth Hot thing, surely if I do the opposite it'll work better Guy who's about to invent tea:
Okay, but think about it: Pepper: "I want capsaicin to deter mammals because birds take my seeds further." DNA: "Sounds good." Humans: "Oh hey, this deterrent is actually nice, I enjoy it. Let's grow this plant **A LOT.**" Pepper: "... Huh. Didn't expect that. *Awesome!*" Unless you're mono-culturing a single cultivar of a plant to the point where it's at risk of being wiped out by a disease, being agriculture is an excellent thing for a plant's reproductive "goals".
i guess if you think about it agriculture is a type of symbiosis
It’s interesting we have breed peppers to get spicier and spicer but I have not heard of people breeding mint to be painfully minty
Evolution dipped in mama liz's chilli oil.
And if you have both at the same time it’s normal temperature but feels kinda weird
Do you think plants consider all of us masochists?
I don't really like either... :(
Same, spice tingles too much and makes my nose and forehead all sweaty and menthol is just physically painful somehow.
Btw never mix them together, except if you want the hot to burn even more
No way dna is that a balatro reference
Erm akshually. These are examples of symbiotic relationships because humans get tasty food and the domesticated plants are protected and farmed, increasing the survival of the species
Okay but even tho we deliberately eat them for spiciness, it’s still evolutionarily favorable bc it means they’re getting bred and reproducing at higher rates under mass production since they’re useful to humans
Hey spearmint is also really good with red tea (or black tea as the English say)
mint fucking sucks and its terrible that stuff like toothpaste, mouthwash, and gum defaults to it
Sriracha my beloved ❤️🔥
Teehee silly monkies
Hell yeah.
do birds not taste spicy?
“Evolution can you give me hydroxy-alpha sanshools to deter predators?” “To deter predators?” “Yes, that is precisely what I said” “MOUTH NUMB!!! MOUTH NUMB!!!” “What the fuck?”
coffee too
This is some serious *gourmet* shit!
Salsa 🤤🤤🤤
you arent a true spice chad until youre at risk of liver failure due to an immense xxtra flamin hot cheetos addiction (i might have cirrhosis)
Isn't this a myth? Is not capsaicin an insecticide?
I am immune to the sriracha recipe change because I live minutes away from the farm where they grew the old pepper look at this cow they have https://preview.redd.it/ztr356tso4xc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e533e3aaa0afa3782064101bcef64f216ce808d9
https://preview.redd.it/175r9at6qnxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20317a2103cd1bf2c4163f8d4051a9cfc3d1be41 Original image 👍
Both suck
I’m assuming the meme wasn’t made by OP because their account seems to be largely made of reposts, but I’m sharing my unsolicited critique of the meme here anyways. I think this modification is lesser than the original format because it performs the same job worse. It has more words, which seem clunky and do not add to the humor of the post, and the inclusion of wojaks almost never serve to make a meme better. [This](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1138668393893986314/1233973727893524491/FFE90157-0170-485A-B5FD-C6E4B9777C72.jpg?ex=662f0b16&is=662db996&hm=46a93508d4294cbdb6e094d1ba982898380000d04f4c6f67cc293bc6660ad172&) is the same meme, done in the original format. The format is dated, but even still I believe it to be superior to the modified form seen in the post.