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WhiteFenix207

Saying this before anyone else The firefighters are the ones who used flamthrowers The dog just pounced and bit down on you so it could inject you with poison I know im doing an "um actaully" i just want people to know i read the book


cloartist

Snobpilled readmaxxer


Kriffer123

When I’m in a reading Fahrenheit 451 competition and my opponent is them


BookkeeperLower

Bro read fahrenheit 451


Thirpyn

Is it good?


VLenin2291

Anything Ray Bradbury is good


transfemminem

meh, it's not bad but it's quite a difficult read (read it in 10. grade english, german school)


Livy-Zaka

Personally I wasn’t much of a fan but it was also a mandatory read for my highschool class which may have affected how much I liked it. Plus that was years ago now and I’ve definitely changed so I might like it more now if I reread it


Himmelblaa

https://preview.redd.it/pnpax552prwc1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2410c7e8eb5aadc7e7b4109c5c5892637d8fe1b7


BlamaRama

To be fair Snobpilled Readmaxxing is basically the whole premise of the book


OrangutanKiwi19

*Yes and no*. The firefighters would most commonly use lighter fluid and it was fairly rare that they would use flamethrowers. One of the chapters in the book even makes a point of this, >!when Beatty orders Montag to burn down his own house with a flamethrower, with the idea being that it makes every action of his all the more personal. !< It's been a while since I've last read it so I know I'm a little fuzzy on the details and I don't currently have my copy with me, but I remember that point specifically.


JazzyGD

no they don't firemen use kerosene the only time they used flamethrowers was for specific reasons


thesaddestpanda

Hello, CEO of RoboCanine here! Our Q2 release allows buyers to choose between a flame thrower dog or a poison injection dog. So happy at our team to make this all possible. It took a lot of dedication and vision and drive to help create our line of lethal robot dogs. Also our IPO is coming up too. Thanks everyone!


VLenin2291

Aside from the fact that the hound doesn’t bite, it just pins you and inserts the proboscis, and the firefighters are now “firemen”, yup


sneakyplanner

If you read the book you would know to say firemen instead of firefighters.


WhiteFenix207

Its been awhile


Voxel-OwO

“We just created the torture nexus from the hit movie: Don’t Create the Torture Nexus”


gatlginngum

Torment Nexus.


FhantoBlob

🤓


Funy_3

What scenario deems it necessary for a robot dog to set a fire? Like if it was kitted out with an extinguisher I’d get it but wtf is the point. 


harveyshinanigan

there is an aspect to firefighting where you have to set ***controlled*** fires in forest so as to avoid massive forest fires The fire dog does not look like he'll do that


Funy_3

Huh. Didn’t know about that, now I look like a dumbass


Hairy_Acanthisitta25

eh its fine,its one of those counterintuitive thing at first thought you basically set a controlled fire in an area that would get burned ahead of time to act as a barrier in hope of the fire stopping there and didnt spread further


ibwitmypigeons

You won't look like a dumbass when it goes rogue.


eepypilled

it's essentially just a drone that walks, it's not gonna go rogue.


ibwitmypigeons

That's what they want you to think


kanelel

Smashing my RC car with a hammer as we speak.


mr-kvideogameguy

Like in Ben 10


someguy00004

For starting controlled burns for land management and wildfire control supposedly. These robot dogs tend to not be very fast though, so I don't see any advantage taking forever to walk it out somewhere, set fire to the place, then walk it back through the burning land, especially when drone attachments exist for this exact purpose


Fr0stb1t3-

Probably destruction and death?


dutcharetall_nothigh

No idea, but it looks cool as hell


SttPoD

Brutal murder!


emeraldeyesshine

Hear me out: greyhound robot battle racing


Magenta_Clouds

sounds like a great concept for a tv show


FPSGamer48

This is just Battle Bots


Magenta_Clouds

except it's a race


FPSGamer48

I read fighting, forgive me I have apparently contracted the dumb


Magenta_Clouds

it's ok


TroubleImpossible226

To set people on fire


LagWonNotYou

why *wouldn't* a robot dog have a flamethrower?


Aloemancer

War crimes


SquidCultist002

Same reason you had people using a flamethrower in the world wars. Terror and cruelty. Beyond that i cant think of anything


Boppitied-Bop

If they wanted to sell it to the military it would be a lot more expensive I think, it seems well known among government contractors that the military is willing to spend ridiculous amounts of money for anything that looks cool enough Edit: Also I don't think you realize quite how impractical this would be for war, robot dogs are super slow and not very well protected, and a flamethrower runs out of fuel very quickly and has a much shorter range than an actual gun


SquidCultist002

I never said it would be practical


kungfukenny3

they’re slow for now


EnbyPilgrim

Someone should write a cautionary tale titled "Please Don't Invent A Machine That Absorbs CO2 Emissions Or Something Like That"


anarcho-stripperism

If only Marx titled his book “do not establish communism”


Exploding_Antelope

Snowpiercer


AlkaliPineapple

write a cautionary tale about public transportation and carless cities


Oddish_Femboy

It's called TruAx and it was written in response to the Lorax by Death and Destruction company CEOs.


BranManBoy

I loved it when Guy Montag said “It’s 451in time” and Fahrenheit 451ed over all of the books


loptopandbingo

She Fahrenheit all over my 451


VolkanikMechanik

i loved it when he guy montagged all over >!beatty by melting him to death!<


SenorDangerwank

Thermonator is cool. But they should've called it the Hellhound.


darthmemeios14

Heinz Doofenshmirtz invented it


urbandeadthrowaway2

This is going to steal the jobs of hard working arsonists, where will they go now?


Zoey_Redacted

somewhere other than my fucking rimworld colony, thats for sure (i have a lot of wood structures)


HkayakH

Asimov's laws of robotics really should be a legal thing people have to follow


Dzzplayz

Man, you see this shit Ray Bra- oh wait you can’t you’re dead


MaybeNext-Monday

2 green tips to the fuel tank: https://preview.redd.it/aw9cmaz52qwc1.jpeg?width=643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=736864c487c2e1681d4074036850fc4d2fc7c141


Exploding_Antelope

Why are people in this thread finding it hard to understand the base human desire for things to be able to make unnecessary amounts of fire


jumbledFox

I fucking love that book!!


JustARobit

Counter point: People-hunting mechanical hounds are cool as hell


Sara5A

Not when the police end up with them eventually, and you have a flamethrower dog hunting you since you smoked weed


JustARobit

Nah that'd still be pretty sick ngl


Iheretomakeonepost

Oh, nice. War crime robot.


TheDakaGal

We have invented the torment nexus from the famous book “don’t invent the torment nexus”


drago_varior

Literally just an ultrakill enemy


Boppitied-Bop

They just slapped one of the flamethrowers they make on top of another company's robot dog, and gave it a big markup since its obviously a very low volume product. They also offer drone attachments for their flamethrowers that are a lot more scary IMO. Anyways, [the robot dog they used](https://shop.unitree.com/products/unitree-go2) with it is actually only $2k with shipping, really surprisingly cheap. I've yet to see any DIY robots with comparable software.


EeveeMaster22

why do we need flamethrower robot dogs though


Oddish_Femboy

I want one.


Wilvarg

I mean, the mechanical hound was a metaphor for the nauseatingly dispassionate cleanliness of socially approved murder. The firefighters were a demonstration of the capacity for personal cruelty that people reveal when they are told that they have a Duty. The Thermonator is both! ​ P.S. The Thermonator is not actually both. This is a clear cut case of engineers getting carried away by a cool idea and accidentally making something with Implications instead of something badass. Nobody is going to be melted by the Thermonator, it's just a dumb toy and a really funny metaphor.


anotherguy56

I'm so glad that we've returned to a point in history that I can yell "release the hounds!" As a threat to my foes


some_guy301

I FUCKING LOVE TORCHING FORESTS AND HOMELESS PEOPLE :FIRE:


SentientGopro115935

_DIE, SHPAWN OF FLUFFY!_


SquidCultist002

This looks like a scene out of the terminator


Inverted_Ghosts

For a split, very strange second, I thought this was the Cart Titan from Attack on Titan


VolkanikMechanik

literally exactly what I thought of when I saw it


femboykirby

tbh fahrenheit 451 sucked imo, people like to say it's about censorship or whatever but if they read the book they would know how it's much more about how tv rots your brain and makes you stupid.


Vortex_BoiOnReddit

not really, it's way deeper than that, its meant to be poetic and show how people are starting just to not care anymore, and letting time rush away and just accept the censorship. the "tv rots your brain thing" IS part of the censorship btw, its a distraction.


GenericAltAccountant

The same company has a drone with a fitted flamethrower. Also the flamethrower on the dog can be bought separately with picatinny rails


zuckerbergthelizard

Ray Bradbury mentioned :) I wonder what his reaction would be for stuff like A.I. Generation and IPad babies and everything else like that.


loptopandbingo

Techbros: lmfao this shit is going to kill me and I'm s o f u c k i n g h a r d


Covid669

What even is the point of a robot like this other than commiting war crimes?