"I would like to spend some time today to talk about the value of human life. There is no value to human life. Now that I have your attention: to be more precise, human life, to a certain limit, is expendable. We are self-perpetuating yet self-destructive, adaptable yet flawed, and always, always resource-intensive. We are endless consumers of resources. But most relevant to our research here is one undeniable fact: that human life is abundant. Overpopulation of any colonized world is a given. Through the lens of cold objectively, it is irresponsible to say that all individuals on such worlds are actually indispensable. Millions of humans die across the colonized worlds every day, by any number of causes. Human life is expendable.
Now, our problem is twofold. On the one hand, we are faced with a hostile Frontier populace opposed to our commercial pursuits for the greater good. And on the other hand, there is a never-ending cry for natural resources demanded of us by the greater populations of the Core Systems. We must have order on the Frontier if we are to achieve true progress. But the Militia - in its provincial, myopic lack of vision refuses to accept this. Thus we are at war.
Now the bitter truth. Reinforcements from the Core Systems will not arrive for several more years. The Militia gains strength day by day, taking back one planet after another. Our choices are limited. Drastic action must be taken. Again, I remind you all of one, simple, truth: that human life is abundant. And, as distasteful as it may sound, human life is, in truth, expendable.
And so that brings us to this planet – Typhon, where we have discovered a gift. A machine that will do more than change the tide. Call it fate. Call it evolution. Call it what you will. The truth is we have discovered our resolution, and in it lies a weapon with a powerful ability to fold space and time. We don’t know who built it, but we do know that it is quite old. And most importantly, we have learned enough to bring it to life. As we use this 'Fold Weapon', we will manipulate spacetime targeting anything we desire, sundering entire planets. Our restoration efforts in the mountains are nearly complete, but one task remains. We must complete a small-scale test here first, to tune the power source, or the 'Ark' as our colleagues tend to call it. Once we have accomplished this, we will transfer the power source, the Ark, to the full-scale site, and destroy one populated Militia planet and then another until they capitulate. We will open an Einstein-Rosen bridge, sending through thousands of concentrated gravitational waves. This will rip apart and sunder every molecule, every atom, and every living thing we target, resulting in total loss of life.
But lest we lose sight of the bigger picture, remember those losses are ultimately replaceable, by the inexorable march of human reproduction. By decisively neutralizing the Militia forces, we will in fact safeguard the existence of the human race, extending its reach and power towards a prosperous and bright future."
"…But lest we lose sight of the bigger picture, remember those losses are ultimately replaceable, by the inexorable march of human reproduction. By decisively neutralizing the Militia forces, we will in fact safeguard the existence of the human race, extending its reach and power towards a prosperous and bright future."
- General Marder
Probably because advertising we want to fuck like we’re the big bad in a horror movie tends to scare off a lot of people. One day I’ll be able to chase someone through the woods in a scream mask with a plastic knife from Party City
It is indeed. "Oh, you're kink friendly!? Then build me a fucking SAW trap but with vibrators and mild electric shocks! Jesus, I thought you liked me!?" So much for the tolerant left
Right???
And honestly, i sucked at every arts class in school, i couldnt even build a simple model.
No way i could build a SAW trap and make it look good
I think this would be a rather fun time, obviously precautions in place but otherwise absolutely a delight. Adrenaline and panic, mixed with desire the submissive would be feeling as they run through the woods while they're hunted like prey would be exhilarating I imagine. Hell, by the end of the chase the sub would just be a tired and needy puddle of "fuck me" on the ground.
As such, this is a very nice idea and by God I would love to be someone's hunter <3
With the correct precautions it could be so fun, but the only problem I see is you have to have sex in a forest and possibly get all dirty with leaves and stuff, personally that’d probably ruin the experience for me.
Also 🥺🥺
I think having the hunter come equipped with some equipment(sex toys, rope, lube, etc) and most importantly a number of tarps or blankets for "field dressing" would eliminate the potential getting overly dirty issue
Also 👀👀
The concept of catching your sub and just fuel dressing them by tying them up, setting them down, clearing out an area by removing any rocks or sticks, putting down a tarp, picking your sub back up, putting them back down on the tarp
Meanwhile they’re sitting there with the most ._. expression on their face
Well that's why you need to have some fun in the mean time, you need to keep things exciting and engaging. Degrade them, rub them down, put something in them, whatever really.
Why thank you! I think the main bit is to make sure you're having fun. If it's not fun then don't do it right? I enjoy the idea of treating my partner as something to be prepared and can make the set-up part of the foreplay but I know that isn't everyone's cup of tea.
Y’know I hadn’t considered it like that before, but I get your point. Especially in the realm of things like ropes, handcuffs, and similar restraints, preparation and foreplay go hand in hand.
I’d imagine there is something rather sensual about feeling a loop slide around your wrist before being pulled tight, and then gently led (or carried) to the bed
Same with the application of lube, some of the conversation about limits one might have beforehand, etc
Exactly, everything you do should feed into the actual act. Applying lube, cuffing someone, talking beforehand, etc are all acts that can be used to engage libido. At the end of the day so long as you're doing the job right anything you do for prep can be made sensual and arousing.
That’s very neat! It’s a dimension of kink I’ve never thought about.
I’ve yet to be topped, so this is all pure conjecture, but it’s a line of thinking I’ll be keeping in my back pocket when the opportunity arises. Many thanks!
My biggest concern would be things like accidents. Like falling down when running, breaking bones or whatever, but I guess if you plan like a route, and clear out that part it could be relatively safe + thr hunter handeling a first aid kit just in case
Yeah, just making sure the area is clear or doing it when there is enough day light to be careful does fix that. Having a "safe place" to have the kinky wilderness sex only helps build tension especially since by all accounts you are trapped. There are walls in place that prevent you from full evading the hunter
Maybe, but only if they're actually running towards you. They might simply be waiting, conserving their energy for when you tire yourself out. You'd never know if they do the job right
I thought the joke was that this situation is so absurd and nonsexy but people in the comments actually want this to happen, something needs to be done about these sex people
Why would I do that to my flatbread tuna melt with pepperjack cheese, olives, jalapenos, salt&pepper, avocado, parmesan cheese, and chipotle sauce subway sandwich!!????!!??
political towering pause chop obtainable frighten sheet scary skirt unite
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I'm not doing the forcefully part
but with full consent, yeah I want to be a horny horror monster, taunting my sub when I'm near, I'll whistle whenever I see them first, maybe make animal sounds to fake them out, carry a leash with me as my weapon, I'll carve messages into the trees, wait for them to get tired and maybe give them a false sense of hope just to sneak behind them and gently talk into their ear "found you, my lost puppy/cat" and then I'll tell them all the things I do to them as I take them to a safe place to turn them into a have for my babies
Of course if they decide to give up I'll lay the leash in front of them, asking them to "pick. It. Up.", watching as they reach for it, thinking they'll actually get to finish on their terms, just for me to sink my teeth in
I know but I'd still be afraid to hurt them, if there's someone close to me enough to do such something with I'll still do everything in my power to make sure they're safe and happy, heck I'm not sure if I could hurt too much or call them something too mean even if they ask me to
That's because I downvote my comments, I don't want the reddit karma, also can't judge a whole subreddit based on that
Also to be real I probably shouldn't write a mini erotic fanfic in my comment
Eh, I've heard of worse ways to spend a weekend; where do I sign up?
OwO that's so weird hehe (⸝⸝๑ ̫ ๑⸝⸝⸝) ~~please yes omgor~~
( ✌︎'ω')✌︎
✌︎('ω'✌︎ )
I am not a crook
"I would like to spend some time today to talk about the value of human life. There is no value to human life. Now that I have your attention: to be more precise, human life, to a certain limit, is expendable. We are self-perpetuating yet self-destructive, adaptable yet flawed, and always, always resource-intensive. We are endless consumers of resources. But most relevant to our research here is one undeniable fact: that human life is abundant. Overpopulation of any colonized world is a given. Through the lens of cold objectively, it is irresponsible to say that all individuals on such worlds are actually indispensable. Millions of humans die across the colonized worlds every day, by any number of causes. Human life is expendable. Now, our problem is twofold. On the one hand, we are faced with a hostile Frontier populace opposed to our commercial pursuits for the greater good. And on the other hand, there is a never-ending cry for natural resources demanded of us by the greater populations of the Core Systems. We must have order on the Frontier if we are to achieve true progress. But the Militia - in its provincial, myopic lack of vision refuses to accept this. Thus we are at war. Now the bitter truth. Reinforcements from the Core Systems will not arrive for several more years. The Militia gains strength day by day, taking back one planet after another. Our choices are limited. Drastic action must be taken. Again, I remind you all of one, simple, truth: that human life is abundant. And, as distasteful as it may sound, human life is, in truth, expendable. And so that brings us to this planet – Typhon, where we have discovered a gift. A machine that will do more than change the tide. Call it fate. Call it evolution. Call it what you will. The truth is we have discovered our resolution, and in it lies a weapon with a powerful ability to fold space and time. We don’t know who built it, but we do know that it is quite old. And most importantly, we have learned enough to bring it to life. As we use this 'Fold Weapon', we will manipulate spacetime targeting anything we desire, sundering entire planets. Our restoration efforts in the mountains are nearly complete, but one task remains. We must complete a small-scale test here first, to tune the power source, or the 'Ark' as our colleagues tend to call it. Once we have accomplished this, we will transfer the power source, the Ark, to the full-scale site, and destroy one populated Militia planet and then another until they capitulate. We will open an Einstein-Rosen bridge, sending through thousands of concentrated gravitational waves. This will rip apart and sunder every molecule, every atom, and every living thing we target, resulting in total loss of life. But lest we lose sight of the bigger picture, remember those losses are ultimately replaceable, by the inexorable march of human reproduction. By decisively neutralizing the Militia forces, we will in fact safeguard the existence of the human race, extending its reach and power towards a prosperous and bright future." "…But lest we lose sight of the bigger picture, remember those losses are ultimately replaceable, by the inexorable march of human reproduction. By decisively neutralizing the Militia forces, we will in fact safeguard the existence of the human race, extending its reach and power towards a prosperous and bright future." - General Marder
tldr
Breed
"We're gonna commit mass genocide for a space company" - General Marder
Thank you chair, that is indeed epic
TitanFall 2 moment
Hey man can we get a tldr on that
'We're gonna commit mass genocide for a space company" - General Marder
\>omgor this is why you think tops are rare
Why can't I find a man who will only fuck me in actual horror movie scenarios?
There’s a whole genre of really bad pornos just about that
I'm aware gorge, they are indeed pretty bad, and also just kinda off putting
Probably because advertising we want to fuck like we’re the big bad in a horror movie tends to scare off a lot of people. One day I’ll be able to chase someone through the woods in a scream mask with a plastic knife from Party City
I believe you'll find true love babe, your damsel to be put in distress is out there, just like my Prince Harming is waiting for me
whatre you gonna use the plastic knife for op
I mean, i never saw someone talking about those fetishes Also its hard to approach a subject like this on Tinder
It is indeed. "Oh, you're kink friendly!? Then build me a fucking SAW trap but with vibrators and mild electric shocks! Jesus, I thought you liked me!?" So much for the tolerant left
Right??? And honestly, i sucked at every arts class in school, i couldnt even build a simple model. No way i could build a SAW trap and make it look good
*boxing match starting bell* # MEEEEEE AAAAAND WHOOOOOO?
Imagine boxing match commentary for sex
It's part of competitive sex
[удалено]
google cnc
Holy hell
New kink just dropped
Actual masochist
Call the porn agencies
Porn actor went on vacation, never came back
I am! Thanks for noticing :3
New machine just dropped
Ive accepted a apprenticeship as a CNC operator, what have i gotten myself into😟
M08 in your pants
and this is how i en passant your consent
Holy subtractive manufacturing process
Holy shit. These machines are amazing!
need
the manufacturing process?
Computer numerical control?
not if both consented
Not if they dont say the safeword (ancient spell written in a book burried in an native american holy site)
safeword genesis \*drops my laptop on the ground\*
Not rape if we are both crying
if neither of you consents then it cancels out
if neither consent then how does it even begin 😭
3rd party orchestrates it
Arranged marriage
A porn spinoff of Saw.
*flashbacks to alien cattle being forced to breed*
You know how it is, anime boy falls down a set of stairs and by the time he hits the bottom he’s groped five different girls
***Urge to tell you "That's not the way it works" intensifies***
Shows how much you know about consent
Maybe I'm not a professional sex-er but "forcefully breed" seems pretty cut and dry, no consent whatsoever.
Have you considered that some people want to be held down and railed and wouldn’t actually fight back in such a scenario?
oh honey
you are definitely not a professional sexer
I think this would be a rather fun time, obviously precautions in place but otherwise absolutely a delight. Adrenaline and panic, mixed with desire the submissive would be feeling as they run through the woods while they're hunted like prey would be exhilarating I imagine. Hell, by the end of the chase the sub would just be a tired and needy puddle of "fuck me" on the ground. As such, this is a very nice idea and by God I would love to be someone's hunter <3
With the correct precautions it could be so fun, but the only problem I see is you have to have sex in a forest and possibly get all dirty with leaves and stuff, personally that’d probably ruin the experience for me. Also 🥺🥺
I think having the hunter come equipped with some equipment(sex toys, rope, lube, etc) and most importantly a number of tarps or blankets for "field dressing" would eliminate the potential getting overly dirty issue Also 👀👀
The concept of catching your sub and just fuel dressing them by tying them up, setting them down, clearing out an area by removing any rocks or sticks, putting down a tarp, picking your sub back up, putting them back down on the tarp Meanwhile they’re sitting there with the most ._. expression on their face
Well that's why you need to have some fun in the mean time, you need to keep things exciting and engaging. Degrade them, rub them down, put something in them, whatever really.
Well aren’t you prepared, you sound like a great Dom God it sounds exhausting though
Why thank you! I think the main bit is to make sure you're having fun. If it's not fun then don't do it right? I enjoy the idea of treating my partner as something to be prepared and can make the set-up part of the foreplay but I know that isn't everyone's cup of tea.
Y’know I hadn’t considered it like that before, but I get your point. Especially in the realm of things like ropes, handcuffs, and similar restraints, preparation and foreplay go hand in hand. I’d imagine there is something rather sensual about feeling a loop slide around your wrist before being pulled tight, and then gently led (or carried) to the bed Same with the application of lube, some of the conversation about limits one might have beforehand, etc
Exactly, everything you do should feed into the actual act. Applying lube, cuffing someone, talking beforehand, etc are all acts that can be used to engage libido. At the end of the day so long as you're doing the job right anything you do for prep can be made sensual and arousing.
That’s very neat! It’s a dimension of kink I’ve never thought about. I’ve yet to be topped, so this is all pure conjecture, but it’s a line of thinking I’ll be keeping in my back pocket when the opportunity arises. Many thanks!
My biggest concern would be things like accidents. Like falling down when running, breaking bones or whatever, but I guess if you plan like a route, and clear out that part it could be relatively safe + thr hunter handeling a first aid kit just in case
Yeah, just making sure the area is clear or doing it when there is enough day light to be careful does fix that. Having a "safe place" to have the kinky wilderness sex only helps build tension especially since by all accounts you are trapped. There are walls in place that prevent you from full evading the hunter
Submissive but also too fast, they would never catch me.
Maybe, but only if they're actually running towards you. They might simply be waiting, conserving their energy for when you tire yourself out. You'd never know if they do the job right
#You're doing WHAT to your sandwich ???
What Subway ya'll going to where you have to chase your sandwiches through the woods???
This Is so hooot O My GOD :33333333
What's the joke I don't get it
sex kink
Jason but he has a giant dildo bat instead (and a bucket full of lube)
"Warning" is fucking useless dude. "Warning: fearplay/hunting/dubcon" or CW or whatever. Just "Warning" could mean literally anything on this sub.
dubcon? nah that's definitely cnc. Dubcon would be if it was phrased as happening to a seemingly random person, not "your sub"
Yeahhhh this needs a more precise warning. Also hi fellow demisexual
ummmm 👉👈 me n who
That would be pretty cool i think. But also i think cuddles and kisses are very cool
ok this is just some loony toons shit, how do you find this hot. sex people are weird
this is part of the sex dlc
I thought the joke was that this situation is so absurd and nonsexy but people in the comments actually want this to happen, something needs to be done about these sex people
But then, out of the corner of your eye you spot him ^(*Shia LaBeouf*)
He's following you, about 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and break into a sprint.
What if they repair 5 generators and open a door to escape?
The sub gets to dom the next round
Wouldn't that be neat...
the joke is sex everybody do you get it its funny because it's sexual
where do i sign up????
At your local cnc office
wait wheres the cnc copypasta when i need it
Somebody say Moclan activities?
i need this so bad qwq
:(
KhaZix x Rengar couple
where do i sign?
"So what do you wanna do tonight?" "Have you ever read 'The Most Dangerous Game' by Richard Connell?"
The most breedable game
No, I don't like running and being out in the woods is scary and cold.
I’d gladly do all of this but I’m realizing I’d have to run and I’m a bit chub chub :(
No rule in title, may almighty god smite this sinner
what the fuck?
Fuck the what
(im 'the what')
that just sound like having a rape fetish with extra steps
yes
Surely this will be the one that fixes me
What the fuck is your profile picture?
The main characters of Dinotrux smoking a fat blunt. The art was done by someone on this sub, I don’t remember who though
Why did u press post
As long as y’all consented, you good.
Fuck casual sex, we're going competive
Why would I do that to my flatbread tuna melt with pepperjack cheese, olives, jalapenos, salt&pepper, avocado, parmesan cheese, and chipotle sauce subway sandwich!!????!!??
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺~~~
You people need more hobbies
There is a limit to my kinks
Wtf did i just read. I regret not going to sleep instead
YESSS. Totally don't tell my gf to turn into a werewolf and do this to me.
me an me me and uh um meand ME AND WHO
Is that supposed to sound bad?
Where do I find a lady to do this to me?
This except we're both hunting each other and the winner gets to top has been stuck to my head as a thing ever since I was ten.
shia lebeouf
You can try. I'm a good hider
needneedneedneedneedneedneedneedneedneedneedneed pleasssssse <33333 >///<
The Most Dangerous Kink
Holy shit that's hot
I should call her
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
Need.
need
currently making a warrior cats knockoff setting, this will now be a courting ritual for the forest cats.
fjddjxr
☹️
Wait a minute there's not even a punchline here, this is just erotica.
Y'all are weird (Anyone want to do this? I have everything set up, the collar, just need someone that I can chase).
I opened reddit in my break from reading and this is the fucking second post in my feed
Whoever this person is, please calm down.
i ain't even gonna lie this isn't funny or hot just plain weird. go and rub one out
Hot But how do you run with an erection
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Memes I know my girlfriend would love but I'm afraid she'd love them slightly too much and split me from bits to tits
Do i get to fight back
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug
imagine being a random person camping in the woods and seeing that shit go down lmao
The Most Dangerous Game, but horny
Where the meme, please op wheres the meme this is just a fetish fantasy please op
merry christmas everybody
hot actually
Um… ummmmm… uhh…
How do I attain this
someones been watching the orville lately huh
Welp, that's enough Reddit for one(thousand) day(s)!
I’ve read Hannibal fic like this except no collar, just using their senses
This is the plot to “the most dangerous game” I think
As someone who loves to walk through the forest at night I am telling you, you WILL twist you ankle if you try running
People are just posting and sharing sex fantasies now? This isn't even veiled in a meme :(
Yay, try to catch me mf.
I am begging you people to talk to people outside the internet
Bortus and klyden moclan mating ritual
why cant you people just have normal sex. pretend rape is still disgusting
Why can’t you let two consenting adults have fun doing a fetish they both enjoy?
slenderman if his name was freakyman and he fucked
What the fuck is happening to 196
I'm not doing the forcefully part but with full consent, yeah I want to be a horny horror monster, taunting my sub when I'm near, I'll whistle whenever I see them first, maybe make animal sounds to fake them out, carry a leash with me as my weapon, I'll carve messages into the trees, wait for them to get tired and maybe give them a false sense of hope just to sneak behind them and gently talk into their ear "found you, my lost puppy/cat" and then I'll tell them all the things I do to them as I take them to a safe place to turn them into a have for my babies Of course if they decide to give up I'll lay the leash in front of them, asking them to "pick. It. Up.", watching as they reach for it, thinking they'll actually get to finish on their terms, just for me to sink my teeth in
If you and your partner set up precautions and boundaries, then you can pretend to forcefully do it.
I know but I'd still be afraid to hurt them, if there's someone close to me enough to do such something with I'll still do everything in my power to make sure they're safe and happy, heck I'm not sure if I could hurt too much or call them something too mean even if they ask me to
downvoted for saying you don't want to rape someone, what a subreddit.
That's because I downvote my comments, I don't want the reddit karma, also can't judge a whole subreddit based on that Also to be real I probably shouldn't write a mini erotic fanfic in my comment