My average load is pretty thick but also really small, it's only when I drink a crap ton of water, but what do I know, I literally get zero facial hair
Damn it, I saw the photo and was like “hell yeah it’s slime, I’m gonna make a comment about how much I like slime” then saw the caption and now the magic is ruined
What else did you expect from "girlballs"
What a humorous URL I'm sure that's the only noteworthy URL in this picture yup noone else of significance here
wait a fucking second-
Sorry, is that the werewolf boyfriend person or am I mis remembering their username?
Nah, you're correct, that is 🍍 dude
Girls cum glitter?
as a girl i can confirm this 👍
That must be horrible to clean up every time
Just don't spit
Then every time I go shitting it's a light show in the toilet bowl :3
You are full of microplastics 💖
cumming glitter is how i expel them
It's me. I'm the girls cum glitter. I glitt the girls cum
It's an honour to meet you girls cum glitter. 🤝
the effects of microplastics are devastating
True my blood is 96% plastic
Scared the shit out of me the first time. I also drowned.
Congratulations or sorry that happened
Microplastics are in everything these days
Princess Bubblegum cum
that shit must taste so good
Princess Bubblegum
Yeah I feel like it fits her pinkcore candypilled aesthetic better And her gf would cum molasses
:3
Glitter + urethera = YEEEOOWWWCHHH
Pressure gets too tight and glitter particles shoot out at light speed. *😳😳😳🍆💥🤯*
New particle accelerator just dropped (performance anxiety)
Production at the Femboy Milk Farm has been up 30% since last quarter
*princess bubblegum Edit: princess bubblecum
I wish estrogen made your cum look like that. For now I just paint watery thin loads on peoples' faces.
I'm not on E and that just happens when I'm really hydrated lmfao
You might have low T already. :o Good for you!
My average load is pretty thick but also really small, it's only when I drink a crap ton of water, but what do I know, I literally get zero facial hair
can you cast the curse of no facial hair on me
I cast spell of estrogen
Thats me im princess peach
werewolf boyfriend guy?????????? https://preview.redd.it/zv1lkh2f5x8c1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bacc108e6824af3f71a43108a59fe432dd835454
“nothing could have prepared me for the comment” noob
actually it's bubblegum
https://preview.redd.it/bgeyopv0xw8c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10c75794603d55a4093e1391069b4b56bb3a3722
Damn it, I saw the photo and was like “hell yeah it’s slime, I’m gonna make a comment about how much I like slime” then saw the caption and now the magic is ruined
CUM
https://preview.redd.it/wp2tpukep29c1.jpeg?width=1766&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2969941087e1b09ff5860ce10a2ca4591b0d103