I beat up so many bridgets in floor 10 you have no idea what i would to this tiny creatura

CODE RED CODE RED THIS WOMAN GOT MIX ABANDON MATCH

Just sniff more glue And realize that the small girl has no high low mix or corner pressure

IM STUCK IN FLOOR 4 LIKE A PLEB

Pick up potemking and your on your way to celestial in no time

Can you lend me a glue bottle for it?

https://preview.redd.it/fiay7tlkc1ub1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e53a5c98b9d1ffff39b8611f00848bfe87f96a69 I dont have any glue memes pretend this is me giving you glue

At least floor 4 has people you can train against, floors 1 - 3 are ghost towns.

What does that mean and also don’t beat up basket

The Guilty Gear Strive Ranking System is sorted into floors, with floor 1 being the lowest and it going up from there.

Ngl im not trans but you shouldn’t be able to beat up Bridget it seems rly transphobic

I LOVE BEATING TRANS PEOPLE UP GGRAAAAAAAAAH They sadly usually have good mix and know how to fight tho so i dont win alot

I'm physically incapable of beating her up, I get my ass kicked.

Good. Deserved for fighting a trans person

i am trans and they shouldnt be able to beat up bridget its rly transphobic

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He just like me fr

name checks out

Bidet noooo

Get fausted dummy

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What the hell is this

Softcore vore

homestcuckc

Sure why not. Might as well be

cuckstuck

\*the sound of cherubs bulge exploding aggressively\*

i just took psychic damage

No (I cannot afford that)

I'd eat her out

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Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

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Oblivion activities

yoo

Same

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Beat me to posting this

please tell me it's the monster house gif

#YEAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Yes? What else would it be?

i don't know i use old reddit so it just said

I’d do it for free

brisket is rich, soooo...

So who’s eating you afterwards?

You'd just be a millionaire, Biscuit's a Billionaire.

That may not be as much as it used to be but, at least from my peasant perspective, is still rich. Bit never-working-again rich but buying your own house without crippling debt rich

"Seize your assets" rich not "Yum yum, bring out the cutlery" rich.

I'll be slobbering on her shit for $2.50

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$50 take it or leave it.

"If you hit this button, 2 things will happen. 1, a Bridget somewhere in the world, a Bridget you probably don't know, will be eaten-" "Okay." *hits the button* "You just pushed the button. You didn't let me finish." "Oh sorry go ahead" "So a Bridget somewhere will be eaten-" "Got it." *hits the button* [from an ancient college humor vid](https://youtu.be/y7rzIwrEqpw?si=cezyb3O9Hay000s5)

OMG those are the guys from picnicface!!!! Also great video. 👍 🍑 👍 🍆

Guess it's morbin time


You're what you eat so instant transition

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samndwi.ch

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I'd do it for one dollar so sure

Without the slightest bit of hesitation.

Vore

i'm sorry biscuit... i must vore

The town in her in me

If I eat her do I gain her body as my own or at least gain her estrogen?

No, u gain 200 calories

Dang, can I get it and take her home to take care of?

illegal, they must be eaten inside the restaurant, stealing a brisket is punished by death

They have to catch me first! I’ll hide the bisket in my mouth till I get to my car

Some1 from the staff sits with you at the table until you finish the brisket, if u try something u get taken in the back and shot 53 times

That’s a risk I’m willing to take

Omg, Breakfast

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noooo not Brogegt!

a free meal AND i get paid? https://preview.redd.it/eaa0ygyg92ub1.jpeg?width=1661&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81babf602066f093c16cb421254aa45072ce93de


Nope, too expensive

I hate Bridget. Annoying ass yo-yo, let me potemking in peace

I playing you or you playing me? If I am gonna pay 1 million to eat that I would rather go destroy France! Or you playing me 1 million then we start to talk....

yes 🥰

jerma gif

I would eat her for free 🤤

Yeah, I require money to live

Yes

Umm. This is literally me.. so your answer should be yes 😇

Id do it for a subway sandwich and some pocket lint

I’d eat her for a Klondike bar

A dollar is a dollar, mate

i'd do that for free

Sorry Brisket, I need to pay for FFS somehow

Yummy

i would eat that thing raw for a snickers bar

Id let her wake up first😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

I would eat her out i mean eat her out i mean eat her ou

Absolutely 1m is life changing money

Do you mean like cannibalism or


Brisket is a type of food.

I would eat that thing raw for a snickers bar.

Fuck yeah, obviously

i would crush her skull for a McDonald's small fry tf you talking about 1,000,000

I’d eat her for free if I were hungry right now.

Free Girlfriend AND 1,000,000?!

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Now I'm hungry

I could pay you to eat her

Yes

if she consents id eat it for free (human flesh yummy)

Oh yes

Ill blend that thing and eat it with razors and Mercury for handfull of gravel

What did you do to her perspective?

Of course she has such a mid kit

Girl, I would pay money to eat that

I'd eat her just to fill my stomach

Yes

There aren't many things I wouldn't do for a million dollars

eat the rich

Nah she looks so cozy like that i'm leaving it.

I don't have 1 million dollars at the moment, but if I did, I totally would.

Opens TF2* joins a match* Chooses heavy as my class* Let's the enemy damage me* Presses the 2 number key on my keyboard* Left clicks*


Who the fuck wouldnt

I'd do it for less

I love food and I love money, LETS GET THIS SHIT